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Re: Perfect_Order!!!!!!

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King-of-Awdal wrote:Voltage

And the Colors of the Building will make your eyes blind. Who in their right mind would color their homes, lime green and pink. I couldnt believe that shit. It was also the first time in my life i saw where people boob on a hole in the ground. I was facking scared i might fall in that shit mayn. :lol:
I witnessed the holes in the countryside near Somali border but when I was in the cities, we had regular porcelain seats and plumbing sxb :lol:
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lol @ voltage naw its not like that, but damn i have a new found passion for spirite in africa wallahi but they bring it on there way from suuqa, naw geel iga fogeye i see them pass by my house on there way to the baadiya everyday there not all that but i tried geel meat today not that good really they eat the baruur like its nothing, as for qaad i tired a little yesterday nasty to be honest i see it as guumeysi wallahi

King wallahi all of africa is tuulo if your from the west no joke but its not that bad to be honest its just the truth i mean the lights turn on here at 5 oclock and turn off 7in the morning :lol: :lol:

Cool Posion Marehan with Og abitiyaal but im feelin the love in ogadenia by all my abitiyaal who were all there in xamar when i was born

voltage when i was in addis ababa the people who were there were telling me i would hate it here that Addis ababa would be new york compared to dhagaxbuur :lol: :lol: :lol: wallahi i laugh everytime i remember it, i think you understand why i find it funny
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Perfect_Order wrote:wallahi i laugh everytime i remember it, i think you understand why i find it funny

Hell yeah cuz I loved the baadiye more then the dirty third world cities. Fresh sand, fresh air, fresh food, nice people, nature. The baadiye I fell in love with wallahi and didnt I say you would love the baadiye more even tho I think dhagaxtuur is not the real baadiye I am talking about :lol: :lol:
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Dude i saw that shit in the cities like Hargeisa and Borame. Most of my Relatives had atleast one bathroom who had those holes but atleast my grandmothers home didnt. What Plumbing? Dude there is no plumbing the shit goes to some holes underground and there are piles of trash outside each city. No traffic lights at all if you dont pay attention your ass is dead. The only shit i liked in Africa was the chicken. It was two weeks of hell and i ran my ass back to Djibouti. :lol:

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Why are the lights being turned off. I dont think that happens in Somalia. atleast not where i went. :lol:
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King-of-Awdal wrote:Voltage

Dude i saw that shit in the cities like Hargeisa and Borame. Most of my Relatives had atleast one bathroom who had those holes but atleast my grandmothers home didnt. What Plumbing? Dude there is no plumbing the shit goes to some holes underground and there are piles of trash outside each city. No traffic lights at all if you dont pay attention your ass is dead. The only shit i liked in Africa was the chicken. It was two weeks of hell and i ran my ass back to Djibouti. :lol:
I meant Kenya had plumbing sxb not Zoomaaliya. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did Hargeisa had those burned adobe hole bathrooms like I saw in the deep baadiye? :lol: :lol:
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Loyaan thanks for the concern but the city is very safe wallahi im not even worried a little bit, its just every day or so someone gets arrested or beat up by the police but family is well connected and the police come regularly to talk to my grandma when the chew, the only unsettling thing is the main buisnes here is jaad which saddens me, yeah the phone lines have been messing up lately but now it seems fine around this time there was no connection before but its good.

yeah man the stories he tells me really makes me proud how he entered the city, how they destroyed the habashis and how it all went down when the rest of the world intervened overwhelming our forces.. are you gonna be downhere anytime soon?

King there isn't enough power to around but currently they are buislinding one of the largest dams in africa that will increase ethiopias power input by double, shit i know i got use to holes and showering in here its not that bad to be honest, but damn there is no chicken being eaten here.

Voltage its not that different from baadiya here to be honest, lakin man i got a lil chubby and i have the softest poop that comes out so easily and quikly overall my health has gone for the better
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Make sure it doesn't turn into diarrhea cuz I went through hell at one point. With all those water born vectors lying around, is ilaali sxb and NEVER take their medication. As soon as I took their medication for diarrhea my discomfort quadrupled.
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Voltage wrote:
King-of-Awdal wrote:Voltage

Dude i saw that shit in the cities like Hargeisa and Borame. Most of my Relatives had atleast one bathroom who had those holes but atleast my grandmothers home didnt. What Plumbing? Dude there is no plumbing the shit goes to some holes underground and there are piles of trash outside each city. No traffic lights at all if you dont pay attention your ass is dead. The only shit i liked in Africa was the chicken. It was two weeks of hell and i ran my ass back to Djibouti. :lol:
I meant Kenya had plumbing sxb not Zoomaaliya. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did Hargeisa had those burned adobe hole bathrooms like I saw in the deep baadiye? :lol: :lol:
Ohh i thought you meant Zoomalia had Plumbing. Hell Yeah Hargeisa had it and most people in the west need to face reality. Life is so hard for many that each morning they have to go and buy what they are gonna eat because there is nothing called a refgeriator and most cant afford it. Why do you think i vowed never to go back. :lol:

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No one eats chicken because only the poor do so according to their Logic. I had to beg every day because i hate hilib ardii and forget about Muqmad mayn. That shit is a heat attack waiting to happen. :lol:
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King-of-Awdal wrote:
Voltage wrote:
King-of-Awdal wrote:Voltage

Dude i saw that shit in the cities like Hargeisa and Borame. Most of my Relatives had atleast one bathroom who had those holes but atleast my grandmothers home didnt. What Plumbing? Dude there is no plumbing the shit goes to some holes underground and there are piles of trash outside each city. No traffic lights at all if you dont pay attention your ass is dead. The only shit i liked in Africa was the chicken. It was two weeks of hell and i ran my ass back to Djibouti. :lol:
I meant Kenya had plumbing sxb not Zoomaaliya. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did Hargeisa had those burned adobe hole bathrooms like I saw in the deep baadiye? :lol: :lol:
Ohh i thought you meant Zoomalia had Plumbing. Hell Yeah Hargeisa had it and most people in the west need to face reality. Life is so hard for many that each morning they have to go and buy what they are gonna eat because there is nothing called a refgeriator and most cant afford it. Why do you think i vowed never to go back. :lol:
I feel you 110% sxb and I am not even basing it on Zoomaaliya but the NFD which has functioning electricity, roads, maamul, and a government with money that invests in. Our people are truly living in a Zoo all over the place wallahi. :down:
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Voltage wrote:Exactly what a small time jaajuus would say.

The Obama Govt. does not do rendition. Update your understanding, apparently Bush's jaajuuses have been cut off judging from your uninformed status.

Are you accusing AbdulWahhab of being a jaajuus? or did i completely misunderstand :|
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Yes.
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Omg, so Perfect Order is your bro Voltage... something i didn't know.

Perfect, inadeer just iska ilaali Ethiopianska qurun waye waxa... and i like the fact your sharing your experience with us, keep them coming..
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voltage lol no im telling you its the healthiest poop in my life, if that makes sense my stomach is running smooth i tell ya

King of awal i know exactly what you mean they don't even know how to cook here and im having the biggest craving for some grilled or fried or roasted chicken right now, but i still love hilib ardhi, man muqmad you mean odh kac, odh odh here i love that man cant have enough of it but i eat in small quantities :lol:

Lol Precious don't let Voltage fool you were brothers of a same expierence ya digg, as for the ethiopians man where the smalls at they dominate the regular people not the authorities you would think it was them who were gumaysi :lol: :lol:
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perfect-order aka voltage and his many personalities. entertain us. :clap:
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did you see any fight around the city?
people are scared, in genral?
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