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Abdi_Som wrote:
abdi ilyas wrote:right know she is in Ethiopia. i have send to her all the papers she need. she went to embassy and embassy told her to come back 4 interview 5 November. what are they going 2 ask her? what should i teach her?. my post order wife is street out of Baadiye. :up: am in middle off writing the Question i think they gone ask her. ok here is what i coma up whit.

Ninkaada magaciisa?
Meeqo jir waaye?
Dhalashadiisa,sanadka,bisha iyo maalinta?
Wadanka oo kunoolyahay?
Meeqo sanadood ayaad isqabtiin?
Tariikhta aa is guursadeen?
Arooskiini , ama ningaaxiina meeqo qof ayaa kasoo qeebgalay?
Dadka kasoo qeebkalay arooskiini mataqiin?
Yaaka mid ahaay? Magacuuda?
Arooskiina soo udhacay? Xakee lagu qabtay?
Raashinka laconaayay maxaa kamid ayaay?
abdi,

don't do it, i have heard of many horror stories


anyway you have to worry about two things

1. you have to be financially able to bring her. so get a job :lol: or steal some money and stash in your bank. but they check your taxreturns so you might as well get co-sponsor (like a rich uncle)

2. if you engaged her, make sure she know all details like 1st meeting location. the embassy always trick ppl. they ask you question and they ask her the same, if she doesn't know, its over! :lol:
abdi som, aniga wadanka aa kunoolahay shaqo leesku maxiro. Anigu leeyma wareeysahaayo. waxaa lawareeysahaa gaberta kalihay. wadamada ayaana isku mid eheeyn.
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ok. i come up whit more Q that i think they going to ask my garl.

Ningaada iyo adiga meesku tagtiin ama meesla galmatiin?(galmo)(i hope my garl don't freak out and till them acuudka maya? it happed before.
Ningaada soo habka galmada kuyahay? agian i hope she do not freak out.
ninkaada majecashahay?


walaalayal, this not one off the Snet tales.am telling the trua am trying to bring my someone. and the time off interview is close. i need all the help i can get. keep the help coming.

thank you advance.
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Abdi Ilyas

I have a story to tell you yaa akhi...

2 men in my city lives are ruined cause they married xalimoos from back home.

One is in jail wayo naagti markey labo bilood ay joogtey ee yara ilbaxdey bay inta ay poliska wacdey bay ku tidhi ninki midi buu ii qaatey..habeen kasta wuu ii dila..i become his slave since i came here.Ninki askar baa la duushay bisha khayerka qabta buu jail ku jira.subxanallah

The other guy is in mental hospital..naag buu somalia ku soo guursadey xita halkaas bu kula aqal galay...markey halkan timiy bay tidhi ..waryaa ima taaban kartid ee waraaqdayda isii..wuu diiday inu furo..wuxu ku yedhi oo soo tii ayno is jecleen markaan ku guursaday..maxaad hada igu nacday...waxay ku tidhi..inadeero ur little kibrit is just to little..waxba mesha kuma haysid yaa akhi ee iska kay fasax....saqajaamdo isaga kaliya umay sheegin ee rag familigooda ka socoda bay oo yeedhi ay ku tidhi ninkan iga fura imamba qancin karo....calaa kuli xaal ninki naxdintii dhakhtarka dadka waalwaalan buu jiifa hada.... :| ..He could't handel the imbarrassment very well....ilaahyo ceenbteyda astur...Alla naagaha qaarkood axmaqsana.

This should be a lesson to every faarax who wanna import a xalimo..

is jiraa :roll:
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HELWAA wrote:Abdi Ilyas

I have a story to tell you yaa akhi...

2 men in my city lives are ruined cause they married xalimoos from back home.

One is in jail wayo naagti markey labo bilood ay joogtey ee yara ilbaxdey bay inta ay poliska wacdey bay ku tidhi ninki midi buu ii qaatey..habeen kasta wuu ii dila..i become his slave since i came here.Ninki askar baa la duushay bisha khayerka qabta buu jail ku jira.subxanallah

The other guy is in mental hospital..naag buu somalia ku soo guursadey xita halkaas bu kula aqal galay...markey halkan timiy bay tidhi ..waryaa ima taaban kartid ee waraaqdayda isii..wuu diiday inu furo..wuxu ku yedhi oo soo tii ayno is jecleen markaan ku guursaday..maxaad hada igu nacday...waxay ku tidhi..inadeero ur little kibrit is just to little..waxba mesha kuma haysid yaa akhi ee iska kay fasax....saqajaamdo isaga kaliya umay sheegin ee rag familigooda ka socoda bay oo yeedhi ay ku tidhi ninkan iga fura imamba qancin karo....calaa kuli xaal ninki naxdintii dhakhtarka dadka waalwaalan buu jiifa hada.... :| ..He could't handel the imbarrassment very well....ilaahyo ceenteyda astur...Alla naagaha qaarkood axmaqsana.

This should be a lesson to every faarax who wanna import a xalimo..

is jiraa :roll:
:shock:
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Ahhh HELWAA!
Don't scare the man :D

And Abdi, be careful who u choose to spend the rest of your life with. :up:
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Snet. xaasednimada iska dhaafa ee su aalaha iga caawiya.
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abdi ilyas wrote:Snet. xaasednimada iska dhaafa ee su aalaha iga caawiya.
How can anyone take you seriously, you are full of shit, in one thread you said you are a 15 year old kid who is contemplating whether to start smoking or not, and now you are supposedly married, unbelievable!
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Nabeela wrote:
abdi ilyas wrote:Snet. xaasednimada iska dhaafa ee su aalaha iga caawiya.
How can anyone take you seriously, you are full of shit, in one thread you said you are a 15 year old kid who is contemplating whether to start smoking or not, and now you are supposedly married, unbelievable!
i do not care if anyone here in cyberworld take me seriously and what not..
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Then stop asking us stupid questions. :down:
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HELWAA wrote:Abdi Ilyas

I have a story to tell you yaa akhi...

2 men in my city lives are ruined cause they married xalimoos from back home.

One is in jail wayo naagti markey labo bilood ay joogtey ee yara ilbaxdey bay inta ay poliska wacdey bay ku tidhi ninki midi buu ii qaatey..habeen kasta wuu ii dila..i become his slave since i came here.Ninki askar baa la duushay bisha khayerka qabta buu jail ku jira.subxanallah

The other guy is in mental hospital..naag buu somalia ku soo guursadey xita halkaas bu kula aqal galay...markey halkan timiy bay tidhi ..waryaa ima taaban kartid ee waraaqdayda isii..wuu diiday inu furo..wuxu ku yedhi oo soo tii ayno is jecleen markaan ku guursaday..maxaad hada igu nacday...waxay ku tidhi..inadeero ur little kibrit is just to little..waxba mesha kuma haysid yaa akhi ee iska kay fasax....saqajaamdo isaga kaliya umay sheegin ee rag familigooda ka socoda bay oo yeedhi ay ku tidhi ninkan iga fura imamba qancin karo....calaa kuli xaal ninki naxdintii dhakhtarka dadka waalwaalan buu jiifa hada.... :| ..He could't handel the imbarrassment very well....ilaahyo ceenbteyda astur...Alla naagaha qaarkood axmaqsana.

This should be a lesson to every faarax who wanna import a xalimo..

is jiraa :roll:
Wey ku fiicaantahay...Mac Soonkor iska dheh. :D
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Nabeela wrote:Then stop asking us stupid questions. :down:
right know she is in Ethiopia. i have send to her all the papers she need. she went to embassy and embassy told her to come back 4 interview 5 November. what are they going 2 ask her?
what was i thinking asking stupid Questions like those. you right nabeela sorry. and don't answer me back.
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HELWAA wrote:Abdi Ilyas

I have a story to tell you yaa akhi...

2 men in my city lives are ruined cause they married xalimoos from back home.

One is in jail wayo naagti markey labo bilood ay joogtey ee yara ilbaxdey bay inta ay poliska wacdey bay ku tidhi ninki midi buu ii qaatey..habeen kasta wuu ii dila..i become his slave since i came here.Ninki askar baa la duushay bisha khayerka qabta buu jail ku jira.subxanallah

The other guy is in mental hospital..naag buu somalia ku soo guursadey xita halkaas bu kula aqal galay...markey halkan timiy bay tidhi ..waryaa ima taaban kartid ee waraaqdayda isii..wuu diiday inu furo..wuxu ku yedhi oo soo tii ayno is jecleen markaan ku guursaday..maxaad hada igu nacday...waxay ku tidhi..inadeero ur little kibrit is just to little..waxba mesha kuma haysid yaa akhi ee iska kay fasax....saqajaamdo isaga kaliya umay sheegin ee rag familigooda ka socoda bay oo yeedhi ay ku tidhi ninkan iga fura imamba qancin karo....calaa kuli xaal ninki naxdintii dhakhtarka dadka waalwaalan buu jiifa hada.... :| ..He could't handel the imbarrassment very well....ilaahyo ceenbteyda astur...Alla naagaha qaarkood axmaqsana.

This should be a lesson to every faarax who wanna import a xalimo..

is jiraa :roll:

The second one is an evil b!tch :shock:
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Post by AbdiWahab252 »

:lol: :lol: @ Helwaa,

Only a nacas brings over a woman who hasn't had his child.
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:lol: :lol:

Some folks never learn walle.
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