Jokes

[zidane88]

5 years old boy asked his mum what day he was born. the mother said # sunday #. The boy said again * sunday isn`t an offical day mum *.

[zidane88]

Repharasing the last word, it is holiday, not offical.

[wastegal]

Crap

[zidane88]

I take as a compliment or ila qabso.

[Keyse_0208]

what do u call a paki walking between two houses..?

























































































Ali

[Enemy_Of_Mad_Mullah]

A judge asked the defendant ( accused of beating a man a week ago) Why do you assulted this man?. The defendant replied.. he called me a* hippo * 2 years ago. the judge said.. why after 2 years?. the defendant replied.. I`ve seen ( the hippo) last week.

took me 5 seconds to work that out ROFL nice 1

[zidane88]

A teacher was caught sleeping in the class by headteacher. the teacher suddenly came up with an idea by saying, oh!, i was teaching students the science about dreaming.

[black velvet]

Kramer goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this great big huge guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 lbs, 20 inch penis, testicles 3 lbs each, Turner Brown”.

Kramer just faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big dude kneels down and brings him to, by slapping his face and shaking him. He asks, “Are you Ok?”

In a very weak voice Kramer says, “Excuse me, but what did you just say to me?” The big dude says, “When I saw the curious look on your face, I just figured I’d give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. “I’m 7 feet tall, weigh 350 lbs, have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 lbs each, and my name is Turner Brown.”

Kramer said, “Oh Thank God! I thought you said ‘Turn Around’”

LMAO