Intelligence Agencies

[S-D-M]

Does Somalia currently have a Intelligence Agencies?

[Calibesteen]

They all have now, Puntland, Somalilayn etc. but not as sopicsticated as during the Afwweyne era because the NSS (afwweynes intelligence agency) was trained by Soviet KGB and somali soldier like Salaad Gabeyre was actually hired by the KGB before Afwweyne execute him.

[S-D-M]

They all have now, Puntland, Somalilayn etc. but not as sopicsticated as during the Afwweyne era because the NSS (afwweynes intelligence agency) was trained by Soviet KGB and somali soldier like Salaad Gabeyre was actually hired by the KGB before Afwweyne execute him.

I would like one day to run the NSS........ I would have made it the most feared Agency in Africa......... Eliminating all the bad apples wherevere they are........ Just a Fantasy

[AgentOfChaos]

The entire Somali community everywhere in the world are just one big Intelligence Agency, cause everything concerning Somalis is pretty much known by every Somali and their grandmothers. Everything from who is involved in piracy or Al-Shabaab to who controls the black markets in every city in Somalia, hell they even know who the corrupt politicians are, and who they deal with under the table. Nothing is secret to Somalis, nothing.

[BlackRain]

They all have now, Puntland, Somalilayn etc. but not as sopicsticated as during the Afwweyne era because the NSS (afwweynes intelligence agency) was trained by Soviet KGB and somali soldier like Salaad Gabeyre was actually hired by the KGB before Afwweyne execute him.

I would like one day to run the NSS........ I would have made it the most feared Agency in Africa......... Eliminating all the bad apples wherevere they are........ Just a Fantasy

The PIS( Puntland Intelligence Service) needs people like you. They are the most feared well trained group in Somalia. Can you storm Masjid and arrest pseudo wadaads while they praying?

[S-D-M]

The entire Somali community everywhere in the world are just one big Intelligence Agency, cause everything concerning Somalis is pretty much known by every Somali and their grandmothers. Everything from who is involved in piracy or Al-Shabaab to who controls the black markets in every city in Somalia, hell they even know who the corrupt politicians are, and who they deal with under the table. Nothing is secret to Somalis, nothing.

Never recruit someone with Balwo/habit (Khat, Alcohol, Sex addict, and even cigarettes), because they are easy to influence and can't shut up when they are confronted by what they are addicted to.......

I like the below story.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/25/world/asi ... ?hpt=ju_t5

[S-D-M]

They all have now, Puntland, Somalilayn etc. but not as sopicsticated as during the Afwweyne era because the NSS (afwweynes intelligence agency) was trained by Soviet KGB and somali soldier like Salaad Gabeyre was actually hired by the KGB before Afwweyne execute him.

I would like one day to run the NSS........ I would have made it the most feared Agency in Africa......... Eliminating all the bad apples wherevere they are........ Just a Fantasy

The PIS( Puntland Intelligence Service) needs people like you. They are the most feared well trained group in Somalia. Can you storm Masjid and arrest pseudo wadaads while they praying?

Arrest kuye......... Dude I will make my subordinates to blow their brains in the Masjid just to prove their loyalty to me

[BlackRain]

Caadi matihid. There is this guy who graudated with criminal justice degree( He's from Cameey family, a well know Dhulos family in Puntland). He went to Garowe for a job and he's hired as gudoomiyaha danbi baarista, and he works diretly wit the PIS. If two year criminal justice can get you that kind job, anything is possible

[AgentOfChaos]

The entire Somali community everywhere in the world are just one big Intelligence Agency, cause everything concerning Somalis is pretty much known by every Somali and their grandmothers. Everything from who is involved in piracy or Al-Shabaab to who controls the black markets in every city in Somalia, hell they even know who the corrupt politicians are, and who they deal with under the table. Nothing is secret to Somalis, nothing.

Never recruit someone with Balwo/habit (Khat, Alcohol, Sex addict, and even cigarettes), because they are easy to influence and can't shut up when they are confronted by what they are addicted to.......

I like the below story.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/11/25/world/asi ... ?hpt=ju_t5

ummm alrighty then.

[S-D-M]

Caadi matihid. There is this guy who graudated with criminal justice degree( He's from Cameey family, a well know Dhulos family in Puntland). He went to Garowe for a job and he's hired as gudoomiyaha danbi baarista, and he works diretly wit the PIS. If two year criminal justice can get you that kind job, anything is possible

Masters Degree is must........... No freaking community college grad.........Only the janitors will require minimum of Associate degree.

[Shirib]

Spies

[BlackRain]

Spies

Spies are needed to track criminals. I wouldn't do it, but I support anybody that puts his life on line to saveguard the nation

[S-D-M]

Spies

Even working for your country (Somalia) to defend it from foreign enemies?

[Shirib]

Somalia doesn't have much foreign enemies, it only has Somali's.

And spies suck, never trust a spy.

[BlackRain]

Somalia doesn't have much foreign enemies, it only has Somali's.

And spies suck, never trust a spy.

If you are clean you have nothing to worry. A while back there was this somali guy who was soo excited he got an Iphone 4s and started taking random pic and recording people in barber shop. A semi wadaad dude that was getting hair cut suddenly jumped on him broke the phone to pieces screaming "snitch" LMAO. There was big fight and the police had to come