Worst Jobs you ever had!!

[AirBitaale]

I have done all kinds of odd jobs

I was professional Theif in Burao when I was teenager, a place where all shop owners have pistols, It takes guts to take get into some one else's property, too much heart beats for the first days, Luckily I was never caught red handed by the police , perhaps my unique stealing approach helped me to get away with it.

I never done halal job in Africa except sporadic days I temporarily, worked in my subclan restaurants. As a Orphan student I had free breaktime meal or pocket money in all my subclan businesses. So I was dhiidh for them (dhiidh is junior personal assistant, You get a tip for your services) loooool. but I have worked for delivery companies here in Europe (dangerous ice roads) I have accident phobia. I hate long journeys.

Someone just claimed 2nd position

[MujahidAishah]

What about Cali qase

YM how did you find out he was a kiddie fiddler

[AirBitaale]

What about Cali qase

YM how did you find out he was a kiddie fiddler

Waar waxaad sheegeysaan iyo wax u dhow midna ma arag

I only worked at office jobs.

[Hyperactive]

I have done all kinds of odd jobs

I was professional Theif in Burao when I was teenager, a place where all shop owners have pistols, It takes guts to take get into some one else's property, too much heart beats for the first days, Luckily I was never caught red handed by the police , perhaps my unique stealing approach helped me to get away with it.

I never done halal job in Africa except sporadic days I temporarily, worked in my subclan restaurants. As a Orphan student I had free breaktime meal or pocket money in all my subclan businesses. So I was dhiidh for them (dhiidh is junior personal assistant, You get a tip for your services) loooool. but I have worked for delivery companies here in Europe (dangerous ice roads) I have accident phobia. I hate long journeys.

this guy took the cake!!

no one should post after him. Allah mahad rafaday.

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

What about Cali qase

YM how did you find out he was a kiddie fiddler

Waar waxaad sheegeysaan iyo wax u dhow midna ma arag

I only worked at office jobs.

Aribitaale is qasaaye

[AirBitaale]

Bluelion is Chelseaflower

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

Lol, war qasaaye Inaad rawaxday ayaan ku
Moodayay Ilayn macawistii uun baad badashay

[AirBitaale]

War balaayo kugu dhacdaye ha i habaarin, weli waan noolahaye

[InaSamaale]

I have done all kinds of odd jobs

I was professional Theif in Burao when I was teenager, a place where all shop owners have pistols, It takes guts to take get into some one else's property, too much heart beats for the first days, Luckily I was never caught red handed by the police , perhaps my unique stealing approach helped me to get away with it.

I never done halal job in Africa except sporadic days I temporarily, worked in my subclan restaurants. As a Orphan student I had free breaktime meal or pocket money in all my subclan businesses. So I was dhiidh for them (dhiidh is junior personal assistant, You get a tip for your services) loooool. but I have worked for delivery companies here in Europe (dangerous ice roads) I have accident phobia. I hate long journeys.

Professional theif kuluhaa, I'm done.


Your working conditions, was very poor too, y'all should have unionized. Safe working conditions for all thieves, free of needing Hyper's funeral service gig.

[CigaalSHiiDaaDCFC]

Aar waxan islaha xamaraawigu rawaxday fahmi maayee

[AwRastaale]

So when I was about 15 I decided to get a summer job to fund my movie and arcade game addiction.

I was not fresh but I was not exposed to this gaalo world that I will get myself into.

Anyways after applying for sales jobs, one decided to call me in. I told them more lies than obese boy Dahir Alasow.

So they told me to go with another group of 6 including a Scottish who was new to Australia. All day I did not understand a single word he said.

Anyways they loaded us to mini-bus and took us across Melbourne.

I never being to the area before they took us. Melbourne is huge place in terms of land and can take 1.5 hours or more to get from one end to another with average 100 km/hr.


After they dropped us, they gave a bag and said "Mr geeljire that side of the street is yours, let us meet once we finish each section here again".

So I dragged my bag and knocked on the doors of all these businesses; Hi, I'm geeljire, wondering if you interested Christmas Stockings. Inyar oo ii so qaybsiiyen xata ma ogi stocking wax la dhaho and Christmas is not even on my mind.

Hot hot Australian summer.

Cid wa iga iibsan wayday apart from a lady who placed order for 30 or so.

So the goal was we were to sell it only to biz so they may order bulk.

I got mad after 10 doors. Aad ban uu xanaqaay. That's when I saw a bus stop. I had a ticket.

I waited 15 minutes and the bus came. Jumped in, dragged my gaalo bag in and looked forward to home dee.

After 2.5 hours I got home. My parents wondering waxan jidaayo.

My neighbour was there too and he was in his late 20s.

When I opened the bag he saw all these Christmas things and said it out loud---xaged ka keentay waxan gaalada!!!

My whole fam start shouting hognaaaay way iga gaalobeeeen jabayaaaayyyy aniga dhiintaaayaaaaY....wa lesku so baxay dee.

I had to tell em.

Never did door to door sales again.



The office called my cell phone more than 20 times. After 5 hours I told them I was home. They calacaal why you left, we were worried, bla bla.

The stockings man.

[AirBitaale]

Aar waxan islaha xamaraawigu rawaxday fahmi maayee

Liiduu ku tagaa is tiri

[AwRastaale]

I have done all kinds of odd jobs

I was professional Theif in Burao when I was teenager, a place where all shop owners have pistols, It takes guts to take get into some one else's property, too much heart beats for the first days, Luckily I was never caught red handed by the police , perhaps my unique stealing approach helped me to get away with it.

I never done halal job in Africa except sporadic days I temporarily, worked in my subclan restaurants. As a Orphan student I had free breaktime meal or pocket money in all my subclan businesses. So I was dhiidh for them (dhiidh is junior personal assistant, You get a tip for your services) loooool. but I have worked for delivery companies here in Europe (dangerous ice roads) I have accident phobia. I hate long journeys.

How did I miss this one!!

[theyuusuf143]

@awrastaale

I have done similar job which I used post leaflets and newspapers. The worst thing is dogs, there is a dog in every gaal house door. the dogs are ready to bite your fingers.

[JSL3000]

Oh I work a long time ago at this one welding factory but I wasn't welder so I assisting the welder alot people was getting burnt so I quitted it's was not worth it.