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Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:38 am

A friend of mine (who is an OG btw) told me this story, he claims it to be true.

Nin Og ayaa wuxuu ka baxay Dhagaxbur wuxuu aaday baadiyaha si uu gabadh u soo guursado. Gabadhii ayaa lagu daray oo aqal Somali looga dhisay meeshii. Ninku maadaama uusan nolosha baadiyaha aad u aqoon, xoolana meesha ku lahayn, maalintii oo dhan meeluhuu iska warwareegaa, maalintii dambe ayuu damcay inuu islaantii wax ka dayo. Markuu saa garabka u soo qabtay, ayay intay iska dhufatay tidhi "War maxaad leedahay awoowgii la gub?" Markaasuu yidhi "naa kaalay dee aynu sheekeysanee"

Intay dib u boodday ayay tidhi "War ma dharaar?" (Meaning, you wanna fukk in broad daylight)

Markaasuu yidhi "Naa haaye kaalay, maxaa ka macna ah"

Naagtii oohin bay afka furatay "Alla hoogayeey, ma maantuuba i yidhi aan dharaar wax kaa daayo, ma dhilluu i mooday, Toll'ayeey"

Naagta walaalkeed oo qori (gun) banaanka ku hagaajisanayay, ayaa maqlay qayladeedii, markaasuu yidhi "Naa maxaa dhacay? Markaasay tidhi "Gaalkii gaalku dhalay ee Reer Cali Isaaq ahaa baa maanta i yidhi aan dharaar wax kaa dayo. Ma dhilluu i mooday"

Ninkii intuu qorigiisii cokgaraystay, ayuu soo aaday ninkii oo aqal Somaliga ku jira, isagoo leh "Gaal gaal dhalay oo Reer Cali Isaaq ah oo dharaar waska yaqaan" Laughing

Kii markuu intaa maqlay, uuna ogaa ninku inuu qori haystay ayuu aqal Somaliga dabadiisa orod kaga baxay, isagoo ay xabbaddu ka daba dhacayso. Orodkii ayuu ku yimid Dhagaxbur, dib dambena uguma laaban naagtii iyo baadiyihii

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I just love the true and genuine sense of Somalinnimo and heritage in this clan, they are soooo pure and undiluted

Cawar · Post by **Cawar** » Tue May 30, 2006 11:52 am

S-Lug

Maxaa dhacay, meelahaas dhilooyinka maalintii lee may shaqeeystaan?? Laughing

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:09 pm

@ Cawar

Actually, that was the first question I asked the guy. Given her referral of daylight sex to hoez, one could come to that conclusion, however, considering the environment being Baadiye, then, I guess she was just being against the notion of blatant sex all together. She has to be one of those who only bare their lower part (where the job is being done) and keep their garments on the top, including their tits ...................... what a tasteless plain encounter

_V_gYaL_ · Post by **_V_gYaL_** » Tue May 30, 2006 1:37 pm

Axaa lagu qoslaayaa oo loo ilko cadeyna, saw dhaqankeeni somaaliyed maaha. Intaan galma xumada qurbaha nala xididin. Rolling Eyes

COOL-MAN · Post by **COOL-MAN** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:16 pm

Sir,

my somali suxs but i hope you get my point!

sheekadaan sxb malin dhaweyd ayaa laiga sheekeye Laughing

. it's the funniest sheeka aan maqlo Laughing

, mid majeer10 ah oon freinds nahay aa guygoo cag dheer ah kukaftaminaaye inagoo farabadan oo maqayaad maqaayadaha xafada casha kacuneyno. shekda qyeb kamida ah ayaa kahalmaamtay.
waxaad halmaamtay odeygii cida uweynaa aa maqley xabada dhaceyso, intuu soo baxay ayuu yiri "ina lilaahi wainaa ilahi rajicuun war ma ninkii martida ahaa gurigiisi ayaa xabad ladhaceysaa!! waadna cebeysay inkaar qabe! ilahey kusooqabey kadaa xabada wadaadka!. wiilki wuxu ugujawaabey odeygii "iska aamus waxba maogide adeer". oedygina wuxuu yiri "oo waayo maxuusameeye"? "DEE DHARAAR" ayuu kuyiri wilkii! odeygii intuu madaxa gacanta saartay marlabaad ayuu kudhawaaqey "DHARAAR AA! waninka nonlo inaad uga hatro ma'eheyn awoowga lagub! Laughing

orodoo qabriga kusoo hubso nacas yohoow Laughing

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:27 pm

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"DHARAAR AA! waninka nonlo inaad uga hatro ma'eheyn awoowga lagub! Laughing

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DAymn, that is pure aggression

Saxib mid kale aan kuu hayaa.

Oday adeerkaa ah oo la yidhaahdo Macallim Cabdullahi (Macallim Dugsi)ayaa wuxuu 40 jir ku gaaray doobnimo, dadkii uu la deggenaa ayaa ka naxay oo yidhi war ninkan wadaadka ah intuusan dhiman naag ha loo guuriyo. Mid baa loo guuriyay. Habeenkii ugu horreysay markuu u tagay oo cabbar uu ruxay, ayuu wuxuu dareemay climax uusan xataa ku riyoon waligiis, intuu naagtiii xoog u qabtay, ayuu yidhi, "Naa i xaji, wax naftii la moodaa i hayee" Markay waxoogaagii ka baxeen ee uu nafisay ayuu naagtii ku yidhi "Naayaa i dhegeyso, aroortii kolkaan ardayda quraacda u sii daayo, adoo qaawan oo sariirta saaran aan kuu imaado, Casarkii sidoo kale, Maqribkii sido kale, Cishihii sidoo kale" Waayahay bay tidhi, oo sidii bay yeeshay. Wadaadkii two weeks ka dib, he lost 60lbs, tabarna waa ka dhamaatay. Maalintii dambe ayuu gurigiisii yimid xilligii quraacda, saa wuxuu soo galay iyadoo dhar la'aan ah oo sariirta saaran sidii uu heshiisku ahaa. Albaabkii ayuu istaagay, markaasay naagtii tidhi "War waa ayo" Markaasuu yidhi "Waa Macallim Cabdullahi oon kobtaa kuu soo dhaafaynin" Laughing

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:37 pm

WAX FUNNY AH MEESHAN KAM SHEEGAYSAAN, AND I'M SHOCKED INUU COOL-MAN IDIIN CAMIRAYO.

COOL-MAN · Post by **COOL-MAN** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:38 pm

@"Waa Macallim Cabdullahi oon kobtaa kuu soo dhaafaynin Laughing

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sxb salaama maqribkaan ubaxaa. you are very funny guy. i will see u after maqrib inshallallah

foolxumo, war aaway xididkaaagi humourka reerbadiyo yohow?? balaayo kula foolxumatay!

Sir-Luggoyo · Post by **Sir-Luggoyo** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:41 pm

[quote="foolxume2005"]

WAX FUNNY AH MEESHAN KAM SHEEGAYSAAN, AND I'M SHOCKED INUU COOL-MAN IDIIN CAMIRAYO.

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Foolka Xaaji

Foolxumadii ma waxaad ku darsatay sense of humor xumo? Allaha kuu gargaaro saxib. Reerka laga sheekeynayo haddaad aqoon lahayd, maybe funny bay kula noqon lahayd

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Tue May 30, 2006 2:42 pm

Coolman Maqrib aa, where u @? you're not 100% OG since you can't write Afsoomali very well.

kambuli · Post by **kambuli** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:03 pm

Sir ,Quote " War waa ayo" Markaasuu yidhi "Waa Macallim Cabdullahi oon kobtaa kuu soo dhaafaynin"

Laughing

Actually anigu waxaan u maqlay " Waa Macallin Cabdullaahi oo noqon" Laughing

But there are other real stories about this clan, (just kaftan)khaas ahaan Foolka raali ahow Smile

This one is true and it happened in Hargeysa, someone who was there told me.

Wiil reer tujaar ah ka dhashay oo ah Nuux Ismaaciil ayaa soo guursaday Gabadh aad u qurux badan oo Ogaadeen ah.

Aroos weyn ayaa loo dhigey... Dhowr maalmood ka dib, gabadhii waa kasoo booddey gurigii iyo wiilkiiba... Waxayna tidhi " Aabbahay ayuu iga yahay". Exclamation

Si walba waa la yeeley oo gabadhii waa laga soo saari waayey sababta ay ku nacday wiilka. Wiilkuna aad buu u jeclaa oo waaka samri waayey wuuna garan waayey wuxuu haleeyey. Waar inleyn ibtilo.

Maalintii dambe ayaa loo keeney gabadh ay saaxiib ahaayeen oo la yidhi bal gabadha ka hadalsii oo waxan uu ninku u geystey soo sheeg. Miskiinka qaarbaaba ka shakiyey oo moodey inay raganimadiisa wax ka si yihiin.

Gabadhii ayaa muddo la hadleysey saaxiibteed, markaasay kusoo noqotey dadkii. Waxayna tidhi, gabadhii markaan la hadlay waxay iigu jawabtay;

" Sidii nirig yar oo dhalatay ayuumbuu i dhuuryi" Laughing

COOL-MAN · Post by **COOL-MAN** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:11 pm

KaMBULI, WHAT IS i dhuuryi??

foolka am in europe sxb.

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:15 pm

Yeah kambuli what's dhuuryi??
Cool where in europe sxb?, I may be able to hook- you up some OG women.

COOL-MAN · Post by **COOL-MAN** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:17 pm

uk, i know you live in atlanta or somewhere in the united states of assholes so stop lying waraa Laughing

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btw, i am not as foolxun as you are, they come to me i don't go after them Razz

foolxume2005 · Post by **foolxume2005** » Tue May 30, 2006 3:21 pm

Waraa I'm in ATL but waxaan kuwaydiiyay how can you live in that sh!t hole? walaahi I was there for 2 days and I couldnt take it.

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