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Up until that moment, I imagined females to be perfect humans who don't fart let alone shit. So when that incident happened I was kind of like wow what the fuk happened here...in a way I could't believe it, I thought I was the one who did and I swear I would have convinced myself I was the one who did it and not her if the talking never seized. I really had a hard time accepting women are no more perfect humans than us men. I mean they fart they pee they shit just like men.
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Qoraxeey where will you be going?
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: @army yaa ii qosla.

First date wasn't as bad as I thought it is gonna be because I wasnt affectionate in public so I invited the guy over at our crib. It started off boring since he was trying to get me talk and all but it ended up being really fun. I went out with that guy for two years wuu ii xushmen jire for inviting him over to our place ayado cidlo eheenin....

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Armstrong wrote:Memorable date! I was young jeego dheere who was extremely shy so she did most of the talking until she farted, then the talking siezed completely instanteniously.

That is when I regained my confidence but there was a problem which was the girl wasn't talking anymore because she was so embarassed. Then I said to myself I better do something to get her talking again and so I farted. And boy after that did she start talking but the good thing was she could never out talk me no more.
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Army I'm glad you didn't judge her, after all nobody is perfect. And what you did was kind of romantic. :lol: :lol: :up:
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BanadirBeauty

Is that boqorada codka Mama Magool alla ya raxma on your avator? May allah bless her soul she is my all time female singer after of course feynuusta fanka Mama Fadumo who passed away few days ago :cry: :cry: :cry:
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idol wrote:Army I'm glad you didn't judge her, after all nobody is perfect. And what you did was kind of romantic. :lol: :lol: :up:
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Nin ween oo dhuuso iska raadinayo maa romantic ah?

I begged Allah it wasn't the silent fart and that my efforts to get the situation under control did not go in vain but still in the end eventhough my dhuuso was loud enough to be heard hers was louder than artillery fire. Al-cabaas aa u maleeyay bee.
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^^ omg !!! Damn!!! I'd probably die of embarassment. Aww your sweet for trying to make her feel comfortable.
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i married without going on a date.

i did it the old school way. :|
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qoraxeey wrote:i want to know :|

i might soon go out on my first date ever


what should I think about


will it lead me to marriage :? :?
Do you know dating is haram? and how come your dad,brother and uncle allow you to go out with non-mahram and do faaxisha.
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MizHargeysa

Thanks sister but I have a question for you and the rest of the girls. What would you have done if that had happened to you and your guy released one accidentally?
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MizHargeysa

Thanks sister but I have a question for you and the rest of the girls. What would you have done if that had happened to you and your guy released one accidentally?
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Re: Tell me about your FIRST date with a boy/girl

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^^ lol well i wouldnt attempt what you did :oops: Think i would act like i didnt hear it and carry on the convo probably. Cringe , hope that never happens, i would feel real embarassed for the guy. :|
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Re: Tell me about your FIRST date with a boy/girl

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this topic went in the wrong direction walaaleeyaaal :geek:

lets forget all about it ...shall we :lol: :lol:
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Re: Tell me about your FIRST date with a boy/girl

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qoraxeey wrote:i want to know :|

i might soon go out on my first date ever


what should I think about


will it lead me to marriage :? :?
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