A woman tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on a 'special' offering.
Suddenly, the lady throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES!!"
The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers. The manager goes to the lady and asks, "Ma'am what's wrong?" She explained the problem with the toaster, and HE tells the lady that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on a special.
Once again, the lady throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! PINCH MY NIPPLES! And doing so draws an even huger crowd!
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that? In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"
The crowd broke into applause and the lady money was quickly refunded!
I had to post this One
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- suga_n_spice
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Re: I had to post this One
subxanallah. r u sure this happend in real life N not on tv??
for some odd reason A.J. Wrigt's came to my mind
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