Different Type of Somalis

[SultanOrder]

Different Type of Somalis:

Seattle: liberal, tech-savy, educated, and hard working

Minnesota: Fobish, party-goers, fat, liberal and conservative

Ohio: Fobish, religious.

Toronto: full of atheists and totally lost their Somali identity

UK: militant, benefit abusers, super duper religious, and very ethnically conscious instead of "British"

Rest of Europe: Miskeemiin, kids are liberal and integrated, parents confused and conservative

Arab: weird

That's my perception, what's yours?

[unstoppablefade]

Seattle: Mjs, smoke too much shiiisha, annoying seahwk bandwagoners

Minnesota: Fobs, Daroods, liberal

Toronto/Edmenton: Atheists, lots of thots, bad decision makers

UK: boring and lame

Europe: masaakin, gay as fuck, weird taste in music

Carabta: Pretentious and stuck up

[Jeffo]

Somalis: Terminal cancer

[Smile-LiKe-SuN-RiSE]

Minnesota: Loud, obnoxious, broke, cute guys, diana abusers
Ohio: Educated, Friendly/outgoing, good-looking folks, business savy
Seattle: rer badiyo, shishaheads, gossip too much, judgmental, religious nuts. hypocrites
London: Religious, judgmental, somalish
Other European Somalis..Blah
Canada: Crack heads, gangsta wannabes, open minded..... hot guys

[Marques]

Other Europeans; hipster and integrated liberals, best looking girls imo are from europe
UK; Broke-shisha feigning-born again akhis, the girls are ok though, most are educated but become Salafi jadeeds
Carabta; thirsty ass guys with no shukaansi skills, they tend to love sports way more than us really. Knew some Egyptian Somalis who had lifelong ambitions to visit Old trafford
Kenyan; the mecca of Fobs, niggas here think they made it in life when theyre only one foot outside Somalia
South Asia/rest of Asia - all of them seem to be IT technicians. They've rubbed off the timajilic and his keyboard skills

[Lillaahiya]

I don't stereotype Somalis based on regions/cities. Mandem doe Let's just say if you're broke..

[AbdiJohnson]

US Somalis = varies
British Somalis = cultured, broke, unemployed, extremists, loitering, always talk about how they want to move to Somalia with no plan/goals after failing in life in the UK. They want to live with their ayeyo and eat her savings
Holland/Sweden/Norway/Finland/Denmark = Classy, liberal outside but moderate at home. Intelligent. Model Somalis
Arabs = stay at home all day, prisoners in their bedrooms, beg to be Arabs and hide their Somali identity.
Australia = quiet, avoid spotlight, well behaved in the public but act their usual ways in private
Canada = outgoing, criminals, liberals, well loved and respected by other Canadians, influential, largely irreligious

I am,

Abdi "Northern Europeans win" Johnson

[Phinks]

Australia = quiet, avoid spotlight, well behaved in the public but act their usual ways in private

Reer Sydney/Perth =

Reer Melbourne =

[Jeffo]

US Somalis = varies
British Somalis = cultured, broke, unemployed, extremists, loitering, always talk about how they want to move to Somalia with no plan/goals after failing in life in the UK. They want to live with their ayeyo and eat her savings
Holland/Sweden/Norway/Finland/Denmark = Classy, liberal outside but moderate at home. Intelligent. Model Somalis
Arabs = stay at home all day, prisoners in their bedrooms, beg to be Arabs and hide their Somali identity.
Australia = quiet, avoid spotlight, well behaved in the public but act their usual ways in private
Canada = outgoing, criminals, liberals, well loved and respected by other Canadians, influential, largely irreligious

I am,

Abdi "Northern Europeans win" Johnson

Gonna raise my kids somewhere that isn't Britain so they don't come last in your list.

[AbdiJohnson]

British Somalis are cool man.

I am,

Abdi "Its all tongue in cheek" Johnson

[Jeffo]

British Somalis are cool man.

I am,

Abdi "Its all tongue in cheek" Johnson

Quoted. For my sake.

[FieldMarshalMenace]

Canada:

Athiest ..if not athiest low on iman...

80% of the youth either smoke ganja or drink alcohol

70% of boys are drop outs or haven't gone to higher education

60% of the boys are in prison/ have been in prison

99% of the young adults and older have grown up on state welfare

50% of the girls are extremely educated

40% of the girls are married to Jamaicans or what have you

70% of the girls are party goers, alcohol consumers and have sex as their national past time

Girls over their stampede on the American border every chance they get just so they can marry a Somali American that has no record of them and who easily falls for fair extreme beauty

Seattle:

Half fobs/half Americanized

Great number of them seeking higher education

They overwhelmingly work at the car rental and at the duck and some are fisherman

Many of them are janitors at Boeing and at Microsoft

Minneapolis:

Politically powered ...

Tremendous business people

Fraud-ridden..childcare is robbed..home health is abused ...the welfare system is penetrated

Huge number of youths in higher education

Great many of them own homes and mansions

The most successful Somali community in the Western Hemisphere

Great number of easily si.il can be found there

The biggest number of fobs is found there as well

Ohio:

Majority fobs

Hard workers

Go getters

Amazing number of youths in the higher education

Huge amount of them moving into the suburbs

Politically dormant

Fewest welfare a users of all the Somalis in North America are found in this state

Home of the legendary Menace

UK:

Complete disaster

Girls get marry at 17, move in with parents although they are married, at times they live separately in their parents homes while always telling people they are waiting for the gov provided apartment ... by 24, and after so many years of living im parents homes, are divorced with 2 kids

Kids never seen there father go to work while growing up

In perpetual dependency on the welfare state

Tremendous amount of female cigarette smokers

So many female shisha heads

Youths obsessed with qabiilism although they were born there

Huge suicide yearly among the dudes

Girls resorting to marrying from back home bc their men are complete losers

The great dream of the girls there is to marry a North American guy

5% of them own homes

The lowest educated Somalis In the West

Mainland Europe:

Very assimilated

Dudes dress pretty gay

They basically work and take so many vacations

Might never go back to Somalia

They all speak regarded local languages

Prone to a hostile athiest who tend to offend the rest of the Muslims in the world

Arabta :

They are just clueless kuwani..ma noola hadana wey noolyihiin

[BlackRain]

Uk: Qaat abusers, welfare abusers and religious fanatics .
Ohio: Fobs, reer baadiye and shiisha goers
Seattle : very active academically, very boring and full of Ohio fobs.
Minneapolis : trend setters, business minded folks, active local politics but also full of gangs and fobs
Canada: Gangs, liberals and semi educated folks. Also second to Minneapolis in terms of politics

[Based]

Nigga you know we stay gettin it in Ohio, foh with that bullshit.

Literally almost zero drop outs, crime is negligible, our stoners are in local unis iskaba dhaaf the rest of us, business is booming as usual, there are at least a dozen millionaires in the city, at least 1000 small businesses, our community has built multiple million dollar+ mosques, and just purchased a piece of real estate that is one of the hallmarks of the city with plans to develop it into the biggest Somali community and recreation center in the Western Hemisphere.

Not to mention, they've also got Based whose presence alone has raised our collective IQ by at least one standard deviation.

#moneyonfleek #blessed #tybg

[TheMailMan]

Nigga you know we stay gettin it in Ohio, foh with that bullshit.

Literally almost zero drop outs, crime is negligible, our stoners are in local unis iskaba dhaaf the rest of us, business is booming as usual, there are at least a dozen millionaires in the city, at least 1000 small businesses, our community has built multiple million dollar+ mosques, and just purchased a piece of real estate that is one of the hallmarks of the city with plans to develop it into the biggest Somali community and recreation center in the Western Hemisphere.

Not to mention, they've also got Based whose presence alone has raised our collective IQ by at least one standard deviation.

#moneyonfleek #blessed #tybg

I'm laughing my ass off