Fiidow's fluke

[Lamagoodle]

Fiidow thought that he had passed the best before date. He was no longer the dark handsome man with an afro hairstyle that appealed to the hearts of Xaawaleys. He had it seen it all; the qalanjo who above all wanted to be wedded because of societal onuses; the xusul baruur who wanted to have him by her side to mock her friends; the hijabi who thought that the road to heaven lay in his qulub (she thought that if he could make him a wadaad Allah will send her to paradise); the dahab and dirac chasing cajuuso who wanted him because of his financial standing.

In his heydays, he was a globetrotter. He travelled the world and was culturally learned. He led a bachelor life and never really cared about the future. Who does? He had it all; money, looks and power.

Fiidow was detached from Somalia. He rarely met them and when he did, they never shared more than “sidee la yahay?”. To him the cajuuso, the qalanjo, the gumeeys and the xusul baruurs were more interested in his pockets than his intellect.

To the pervasive “maad guursatid?” from his folks back home in Africa, he always had an answer; Hadduu Ilaahey idmo. Mention those words and you are off the hook. Who will afterall question the will of Allah.

His mom, Kutubey, gave up before she passed away; she had lots of qalanjos from Carli Somali who she identified as possible brides to her son. Every woman in Carli Somalia who knew Kutubey and a daughter knew that she had an asset; Fiidow.

Mamma Kutubey had a vision which never came true; Fidow will come to the village one day and will fulfil her wish. She will assemble all the xaawaleys of the village to sing the buraanbur; she will ask the macalin dugsi to read 7 marro. The pinnacle of the event will be the wedding to the daughter of the local macalin who she identified as naag edeb leh, reer fiicana ka dhalatay as the saying went.

But that did not materialise and mamam Kutubeey succumbed to death before she witnessed the big day. Her day.. According to some cynics, Fiidow’s constant “nos” to her suggestions on marriage had a major role in her death.

He dated non somali women. Too many to be stated.

But that was history. That was a decade or so ago. That was yesteryears when being a man was enough to land you a lay. Those were the years when he was in his prime.

Today Fiidow is bald and has a beer belly that stretches miles and that touched the ground before his forehead when he occassionally prays. Yes, he became a good muslim and had said goodbye to vice; he drinks tahliil instead of “on the rocks”. His globetrotting years are behind him as. He is a shadow of his past. Spageti legs and chicken breast. He has some material assets but that does not matter. He has an empty heart. Povero emotionally.

When he ventures outside the conformt of his apartment in this fashionable district in this western metropolitan city, all he meets are cajuuso ilkihii daadiyey, dhocols and the occasional gumeys. Ironically, the cajuusos were the ones who a few years ago were having hot pants for him. He always asks himself how come women age so fast? War dumarku waa sida nyanyo he will remark at times.

Fiidow came to the realisation that he will never meet a somali woman to marry. He was too old for the qalanjos, too grumpy for the gumeeys and too young for the cajuusos. He will probably travel to Somalia and wed an unsuspecting qalanjo who will be attracted by his charm from yesterday, his stories about the qurbaha or simply a rich future. The thought of going to Somalia almost killed him. He has not been to Somalia for many years. Things have changed in Somalia.

Another alternative that kept him busy was to travel to South East Asia. He will wed a muslimah. But that too had drawbacks; cultural as well as moral.

Then one day the unthinkable happened. He met Ambiyo at the weirdest of all places, Somalinet.....

[MujahidAishah]

Heeeeeeyyyy!!!!


Lama maanta na Maa sheekada ba nala timid abdi ah

[Lamagoodle]

Heeeeeeyyyy!!!!


Lama maanta na Maa sheekada ba nala timid abdi ah

Sheekade Aishah?

I just want to write a story. Free of charge.

Qalinka is my weapon.

I am going to use S/net characters

[MujahidAishah]

Lol it's ambiyo now yeah

you naughty boy lama

I'll be waiting

[Siciid85]

Cool story bro.

[Hyperactive]

accually, i liked it. i feel this is lama's personal story. war iskla illali Ambiyo in snet. when you feel too good to be true, it's accually too good to be true. while there are dimonds in somalinet , most of them is fake ones and you discover later on.

kuwa dimond run ta ah na, mar hora mid discovered and they had their pick... waqtika yey ka duminin.

[Lamagoodle]

Lol it's ambiyo now yeah

you naughty boy lama

I'll be waiting

Actually Aisha the name earlier was Abdiya ( I changed it to Ambiyo).

Anyway, I need somalinet characters to use in this story. Who is Fiidow and who is Ambiyo(a)? any suggestions?

[Lamagoodle]

accually, i liked it. i feel this is lama'a personal story. war iskla illali Ambiyo in snet. when you feel too good to be true, it's accually too good to be true. while there are dimonds in somalinet , most of them is fake and you discover later on.

kuwa dimond run ta ah na, mar hora mid discovered and they had their pick... waqtika yey ka duminin.

his

No, no, this is not Lamagoodle adeer. Any suggestions of whose character is Ambiyo? Fiidow?

There are many good women on Somalinet. In my opinion, Somalinet membership reflects Somalis. You'd be surprised how many good people are on thise. The women in particular are

[Hyperactive]

lol lama. i am sure there are really real dimonds, more than we even think of it. but it's right dimonds in the time and age you are is the quetion. some you let them pass by happily cause not right age and time.

in my opinion, good people doesnt mean good for "you". maybe for some one else and better to admire them far away cause all they will bring is bad out of you.

Ambiyo, yes i know that chractor and she is not what it seems, not neccessary bad person but not good fit.

fiidow, is almost all snet males including me. in his early age i can imagine myself in his shoes. ina(.....) rer walba be proud to give you their daughter, you just say it...bla bla....i heard a lot people who were sheikh ali sufi's masjid goers

[Lamagoodle]

lol lama. i am sure there are really real dimonds, more than we even think of it. but it's right dimonds in the time and age you are is the quetion. some you let them pass by happily cause not right age and time.

in my opinion, good people doesnt mean good for "you". maybe for some one else and better to admire them far away cause all they will bring is bad out of you.

Ambiyo, yes i know that chractor and she is not what it seems, not neccessary bad person but not good fit.

fiidow, is almost all snet males including me. in his early age i can imagine myself in his shoes. ina(.....) rer walba be proud to give you their daughter, you just say it...bla bla....i heard a lot people who were sheikh ali sufi's masjid goers

Hyper, by the way, I am planning to write a story about you; about you coming to Europe and losing your innocence when adeer Lama takes you on a case study to the redlight districts of Amsterdam and Frankfurt for window shopping. After window shopping all you want will be to take the next flight to Somalia and wed with a gashaanti. That is of course after many istaqfurulah and salatul cafis

[Hyperactive]

i would love to read your prediction about me in Vancouver, no job and have too much time on my hands (no amount of salatul lail is enough to make you busy the long night and lonely and no time with reading and going masjid daily can you busy from feeling lonely)

yes do it man. i can give you setting. in vancouver suburbs, my neghbours are multicultural...chinnese, indian and whites. no close masjid. need to travel at least good 25 minutes drive to get there, so my most salats will be at home.

sister who lives in hamilton, ontario who is in school and busy. can go back and forth to ontario to check on her.....

that is your setting.

[Sauron]

accually, i liked it. i feel this is lama'a personal story. war iskla illali Ambiyo in snet. when you feel too good to be true, it's accually too good to be true. while there are dimonds in somalinet , most of them is fake and you discover later on.

kuwa dimond run ta ah na, mar hora mid discovered and they had their pick... waqtika yey ka duminin.

his

No, no, this is not Lamagoodle adeer. Any suggestions of whose character is Ambiyo? Fiidow?

There are many good women on Somalinet. In my opinion, Somalinet membership reflects Somalis. You'd be surprised how many good people are on thise. The women in particular are

There are many good men on Somalinet. In my opinion, Somalinet membership reflects Somalis. You'd be surprised how many good people are on thise. The men in particular are

[Hyperactive]

Sauron, i 100% agree but raga badankod mesha iska sheeg sheegan. this mad place i discovered brothers i can trust with my life and family, and very noble men who true to their principles, even when you disagree with them in many ways.

[Lamagoodle]

i would love to read your prediction about me in Vancouver, no job and have too much time on my hands (no amount of salatul lail is enough to make you busy the long night and lonely and no time with reading and going masjid daily can you busy from feeling lonely)

yes do it man. i can give you setting. in vancouver suburbs, my neghbours are multicultural...chinnese, indian and whites. no close masjid. need to travel at least good 25 minutes drive to get there, so my most salats will be at home.

sister who lives in hamilton, ontario who is in school and busy. can go back and forth to ontario to check on her.....

that is your setting.

No, no that will not be juicy; how about this;

Young Hyper travels to Amsterdam; he meets uncle Abdiwahab and uncle Lamagoodle. Uncle Abdiwahab suggests a visit to the Somali area . Uncle Lamagoodle wants to initiate young Hyper. He suggests a window shopping mission in the red-light districts. Young Hyper starting reciting suratul Yasin when he sees the jewels paraded in the windows and regrets not accepting Abdiwahab's advice. Lamagoodle tells him gaalo cawro malaha ee indhahaaga u nuuri, dabadeedna laba rakaaco duko. Young Hyper curses and engages in a constant subxaanalah, ina lilali wa inaa ileeheyi raajicuun. He puts his hands on his eyes but soon his bluff is called when he is seeing viewing the xuural cayn; when caught Sheikh Hyper says " waa runtaa gaal cawra ma laha". Adeer Lama he says " I want to marry"

[Lamagoodle]

accually, i liked it. i feel this is lama'a personal story. war iskla illali Ambiyo in snet. when you feel too good to be true, it's accually too good to be true. while there are dimonds in somalinet , most of them is fake and you discover later on.

kuwa dimond run ta ah na, mar hora mid discovered and they had their pick... waqtika yey ka duminin.

his

No, no, this is not Lamagoodle adeer. Any suggestions of whose character is Ambiyo? Fiidow?

There are many good women on Somalinet. In my opinion, Somalinet membership reflects Somalis. You'd be surprised how many good people are on thise. The women in particular are

There are many good men on Somalinet. In my opinion, Somalinet membership reflects Somalis. You'd be surprised how many good people are on thise. The men in particular are

Xaawaleyda ma aragtay? we have the xusul baruur nimcatul fashuuq, th caato qooqaan, the qaali dumar, the married, the dvivorced, the calaf doon, the gashaanto, the gumeeys, the dheeylo, the sheeko doon and much more. It is raining beautiful women