If USA goes to war with Australia, who would win?

TheLoFather · Post by **TheLoFather** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:50 pm

Discuss

TheCadaanGuy · Post by **TheCadaanGuy** » Fri Feb 03, 2017 5:51 pm

Neither. Both countries have nukes.

PanSomaliNationalist · Fri Feb 03, 2017 10:35 pm

Australia they have the whole commonwealth on they side

Siciid85 · Post by **Siciid85** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:06 am

That would never happen. they are next of kins, being Anglo and Greater Germanic tribe.

America will go to war with Iran and China. And they will lose

James Dahl · Post by **James Dahl** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 2:27 am

the US would land marines in Adelaide, Brisbane, Sydney and Perth and control 90% of the Australian population in time to have lunch in Canberra parliament.

Twist · Post by **Twist** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:29 am

We'll beat the shit out of the Yankees, what are you talking about, mate?

Seriously though, if it wasn't for the Americans, Down Under would have been part of Japan now. That's why Australia was a staunch allly of the US over the years. This new idiot-in-chief is trying to muddy the waters.

gurey25 · Post by **gurey25** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 8:25 am

The place is huge and a logistical nightmare.

Inevitable US victory , but hypothetically you will need at least 2 carrier groups to achieve air superiority.
You should expect heavy casualties and a few battles lost for the US as their armed forces are not designed for this kind of war,
while the tiny Australian military is specifically designed for this task and is highly capable.
Eventually the US will discover the correct strategy and build up enough forces and bring inevitable victory.

If you allow the Aussies a good mobile short range air defense missiles to accompany their light mechanized brigades ,
and some long range self propelled artillery, you can delay the inevitable defeat longer.

Post by **SultanOrder** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:44 pm

Siciid85 wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:06 am That would never happen. they are next of kins, being Anglo and Greater Germanic tribe.

America will go to war with Iran and China. And they will lose

Huh what.

European Wars have been between Germanic tribes for the last millennia. Just look at the last century.

Siciid85 · Post by **Siciid85** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 5:01 pm

SultanOrder wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:44 pm
Siciid85 wrote: Sat Feb 04, 2017 1:06 am That would never happen. they are next of kins, being Anglo and Greater Germanic tribe.

America will go to war with Iran and China. And they will lose
Huh what.

European Wars have been between Germanic tribes for the last millennia. Just look at the last century.

They got it out of their system. Now they are allies

grandpakhalif · Post by **grandpakhalif** » Sat Feb 04, 2017 6:39 pm

Australia has no chance

Macarons · Post by **Macarons** » Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:44 pm

Australia!. Come on, they have honed superior survival capabilities from decades of inhabiting alongside venmous snakes, dangerous crocodiles and treacherous kangaroos under inhospitable conditions. The yankees can't make it eating ants for 2 days.

gurey25 · Post by **gurey25** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:03 pm

Macarons wrote: Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:44 pm Australia!. Come on, they have honed superior survival capabilities from decades of inhabiting alongside venmous snakes, dangerous crocodiles and treacherous kangaroos under inhospitable conditions. The yankees can't make it eating ants for 2 days.

all they need are radioactive dropbears.

original dervish · Post by **original dervish** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:07 pm

America has already conquered the world with coca cola, Levi jeans and big fake tits.

TheLoFather · Post by **TheLoFather** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 6:53 pm

gurey25 wrote: Mon Feb 06, 2017 3:03 pm
Macarons wrote: Sun Feb 05, 2017 5:44 pm Australia!. Come on, they have honed superior survival capabilities from decades of inhabiting alongside venmous snakes, dangerous crocodiles and treacherous kangaroos under inhospitable conditions. The yankees can't make it eating ants for 2 days.
all they need are radioactive dropbears.

Don't forget Australia will use boomerang bombs and grenades

TheLoFather · Post by **TheLoFather** » Mon Feb 06, 2017 7:03 pm

I wonder who the UK will support!

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