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It’s time we became independent from the hellhole south. Everyday their are more bombings and the so called southern administration is only competent when it comes to undoing PLs progress. The south is a perpetual shithole. Their is no hope! Hu2us are still stuck in 90s, Boons are booning as usual and as for idoors we arrest their porcus everyday.

Puntland is already the richest/most powerful entity in he Somali peninsula. We have the longest coastline, vast landmass and large population to become a force to be reckoned with in the horn. We also have the most intelligent ppl in somalia and outside(Supreme chief of the ICJ, Canada immigration minister, US congresswoman etc).


Plers, today we are divided in 2 camps- Pro Puntland independence vs anti PL independence(jaajuus).
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Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:33 pm It’s time we became independent from the hellhole south. Everyday their are more bombings and the so called southern administration is only competent when it comes to undoing PLs progress. The south is a perpetual shithole. Their is no hope! Hu2us are still stuck in 90s, Boons are booning as usual and as for idoors we arrest their porcus everyday.

Puntland is already the richest/most powerful entity in he Somali peninsula. We have the longest coastline, vast landmass and large population to become a force to be reckoned with in the horn. We also have the most intelligent ppl in somalia and outside(Supreme chief of the ICJ, Canada immigration minister, US congresswoman etc).


Plers, today we are divided in 2 camps- Pro Puntland independence vs anti PL independence(jaajuus).
Brada. You're only calling for Independence because you don't sit on Kursiga Birka. Once a MJ sits on the throne, you'll change your tune. Asad Diyano will be the next Dhabacyo president. Mark my words carefully.
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ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:38 pm
Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:33 pm It’s time we became independent from the hellhole south. Everyday their are more bombings and the so called southern administration is only competent when it comes to undoing PLs progress. The south is a perpetual shithole. Their is no hope! Hu2us are still stuck in 90s, Boons are booning as usual and as for idoors we arrest their porcus everyday.

Puntland is already the richest/most powerful entity in he Somali peninsula. We have the longest coastline, vast landmass and large population to become a force to be reckoned with in the horn. We also have the most intelligent ppl in somalia and outside(Supreme chief of the ICJ, Canada immigration minister, US congresswoman etc).


Plers, today we are divided in 2 camps- Pro Puntland independence vs anti PL independence(jaajuus).
Brada. You're only calling for Independence because you don't sit on Kursiga Birka. Once a MJ sits on the throne, you'll change your tune. Asad Diyano will be the next Dhabacyo president. Mark my words carefully.
Well, if we were president of koonfuria then koonfuria wouldn’t be in this predicament in the first place. Their wouldn’t be daily bombings and Ugandan troops violating Somali women in liido beach.


Gen Asad will definitely be the next president of Pl and we need a boon ghetto hoodrat to mark his words. You have no say in the matter. When pres Assad becomes president, alot of folks will get karbaash :lol:


PL will become independent if the next president of koonfuria isn’t a PLer.
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Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:49 pm
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:38 pm
Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:33 pm It’s time we became independent from the hellhole south. Everyday their are more bombings and the so called southern administration is only competent when it comes to undoing PLs progress. The south is a perpetual shithole. Their is no hope! Hu2us are still stuck in 90s, Boons are booning as usual and as for idoors we arrest their porcus everyday.

Puntland is already the richest/most powerful entity in he Somali peninsula. We have the longest coastline, vast landmass and large population to become a force to be reckoned with in the horn. We also have the most intelligent ppl in somalia and outside(Supreme chief of the ICJ, Canada immigration minister, US congresswoman etc).


Plers, today we are divided in 2 camps- Pro Puntland independence vs anti PL independence(jaajuus).
Brada. You're only calling for Independence because you don't sit on Kursiga Birka. Once a MJ sits on the throne, you'll change your tune. Asad Diyano will be the next Dhabacyo president. Mark my words carefully.
Well, if we were president of koonfuria then koonfuria wouldn’t be in this predicament in the first place. Their wouldn’t be daily bombings and Ugandan troops violating Somali women in liido beach.


Gen Asad will definitely be the next president of Pl and we need a boon ghetto hoodrat to mark his words. You have no say in the matter. When pres Assad becomes president, alot of folks will get karbaash :lol:


PL will become independent if the next president of koonfuria isn’t a PLer.
Whose gonna get karbaashed, us? Brada, humble yourself. You only made OGs president of JL to spite us. No matter what. MX will always be a power in the south.

You have to accept that. Get over the cuqdad and follow our lead in the south and we'll follow yours in the north. Idoor is 30km away from your capital. I don't want my cousins bullied by ignobles like idoors. Fix up. This "boon" is your protector. Without us in the south. Hawiye would've ate you alive completely. Say thank you.

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ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:58 pm
Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:49 pm
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:38 pm

Brada. You're only calling for Independence because you don't sit on Kursiga Birka. Once a MJ sits on the throne, you'll change your tune. Asad Diyano will be the next Dhabacyo president. Mark my words carefully.
Well, if we were president of koonfuria then koonfuria wouldn’t be in this predicament in the first place. Their wouldn’t be daily bombings and Ugandan troops violating Somali women in liido beach.


Gen Asad will definitely be the next president of Pl and we need a boon ghetto hoodrat to mark his words. You have no say in the matter. When pres Assad becomes president, alot of folks will get karbaash :lol:


PL will become independent if the next president of koonfuria isn’t a PLer.
Whose gonna get karbaashed, us? Brada, humble yourself. You only made OGs president of JL to spite us. No matter what. MX will always be a power in the south.

You have to accept that. Get over the cuqdad and follow our lead in the south and we'll follow yours in the north. Idoor is 30km away from your capital. I don't want my cousins bullied by ignobles like idoors. Fix up. This "boon" is your protector. Without us in the south. Hawiye would've ate you alive completely. Say thank you.

:mrgreen:
You don’t have to teach me about hawiye. They were my subjects during the kenadiid days and they are my subjects now. We know who got kicked out galkayo and had to beg AY aun to be allowed back in. We karbaahed them severely as recently as 2016 goddamit.

I have enforced my federal policy in Hutus by force and AY aun ruled Hutus in their own city. Karbaashed them in their own city and we littered their dead on the roads. :lol:

As for idoors, I have killed 250k idoors and their killer is walking around PL cities as a hero. They have to create fake yt videos every month claiming he is dead to cope with their PTSD. These idoors can cry all they want but we will continue to kill them at free will. Tukarak has to do with us, it’s dhulbahante and their flip flopping not us. If they were serious idoor would be fighting for burao.

Just yesterday we arrested porcus habusheed beggars and all their elders can do is cry. You want me to take them seriously?
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And no boon is my protector. I can proudly say that I have never lost an inch of land can boon say the same? I think it’s boon that needs my protection.
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Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:08 pm
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:58 pm
Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:49 pm

Well, if we were president of koonfuria then koonfuria wouldn’t be in this predicament in the first place. Their wouldn’t be daily bombings and Ugandan troops violating Somali women in liido beach.


Gen Asad will definitely be the next president of Pl and we need a boon ghetto hoodrat to mark his words. You have no say in the matter. When pres Assad becomes president, alot of folks will get karbaash :lol:


PL will become independent if the next president of koonfuria isn’t a PLer.
Whose gonna get karbaashed, us? Brada, humble yourself. You only made OGs president of JL to spite us. No matter what. MX will always be a power in the south.

You have to accept that. Get over the cuqdad and follow our lead in the south and we'll follow yours in the north. Idoor is 30km away from your capital. I don't want my cousins bullied by ignobles like idoors. Fix up. This "boon" is your protector. Without us in the south. Hawiye would've ate you alive completely. Say thank you.

:mrgreen:
You don’t have to teach me about hawiye. They were my subjects during the kenadiid days and they are my subjects now. We know who got kicked out galkayo and had to beg AY aun to be allowed back in. We karbaahed them severely as recently as 2016 goddamit.

I have enforced my federal policy in Hutus by force and AY aun ruled Hutus in their own city. Karbaashed them in their own city and we littered their dead on the roads. :lol:

As for idoors, I have killed 250k idoors and their killer is walking around PL cities as a hero. They have to create fake yt videos every month claiming he is dead to cope with their PTSD. These idoors can cry all they want but we will continue to kill them at free will. Tukarak has to do with us, it’s dhulbahante and their flip flopping not us. If they were serious idoor would be fighting for burao.

Just yesterday we arrested porcus habusheed beggars and all their elders can do is cry. You want me to take them seriously?
You and me are the brains of Darood. Why should we feud? I wanna cleanse Idoor out of our land. I wanna build a base in your lands. Your arrogance is always f-king up our dominace over Hutus. Chill out. This time I'll let you insids the clique. Behave
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ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:22 pm
Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:08 pm
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 7:58 pm

Whose gonna get karbaashed, us? Brada, humble yourself. You only made OGs president of JL to spite us. No matter what. MX will always be a power in the south.

You have to accept that. Get over the cuqdad and follow our lead in the south and we'll follow yours in the north. Idoor is 30km away from your capital. I don't want my cousins bullied by ignobles like idoors. Fix up. This "boon" is your protector. Without us in the south. Hawiye would've ate you alive completely. Say thank you.

:mrgreen:
You don’t have to teach me about hawiye. They were my subjects during the kenadiid days and they are my subjects now. We know who got kicked out galkayo and had to beg AY aun to be allowed back in. We karbaahed them severely as recently as 2016 goddamit.

I have enforced my federal policy in Hutus by force and AY aun ruled Hutus in their own city. Karbaashed them in their own city and we littered their dead on the roads. :lol:

As for idoors, I have killed 250k idoors and their killer is walking around PL cities as a hero. They have to create fake yt videos every month claiming he is dead to cope with their PTSD. These idoors can cry all they want but we will continue to kill them at free will. Tukarak has to do with us, it’s dhulbahante and their flip flopping not us. If they were serious idoor would be fighting for burao.

Just yesterday we arrested porcus habusheed beggars and all their elders can do is cry. You want me to take them seriously?
You and me are the brains of Darood. Why should we feud? I wanna cleanse Idoor out of our land. I wanna build a base in your lands. Your arrogance is always f-king up our dominace over Hutus. Chill out. This time I'll let you insids the clique. Behave
Most mx are kumbaya and want to buddy-buddy with hutus. Whereas I get a thrill from subjugating abusing and making them cry. We have two completely different mindsets.

Your right about MJ and MX being the 2 braisn of Somalis as we both had 2 presidents. We both made the idoor cry iris samaale and ditch their Arab daddy stories after heavy genocide if the qudhmis while taking turns in ruling the Hutu hamlet of koonfuri :lol:
But marehan are unreliable. You are too obsessed with ugandishu and advocate for centralism. We can’t be on the same page.

Farmajo should give some of the new weapons evenly between jl and Pl if marehan are daacad about darodnimo. But the cheeseman seems to be more interested in destroying PL to please his hutu comrades.


I have already cleaned idoor from their land by sending 250k eydoors to jahanama. They still dig up the bones of their ayeeyos and cry MJ xasuuqed us :lol: . We created a whole street called f-ing street where we fiddled with their moms and sisters. We held pageant shows where we fr lap dances from their daughters :lol: They are our eternal victims.
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Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:31 pm
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:22 pm
Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:08 pm

You don’t have to teach me about hawiye. They were my subjects during the kenadiid days and they are my subjects now. We know who got kicked out galkayo and had to beg AY aun to be allowed back in. We karbaahed them severely as recently as 2016 goddamit.

I have enforced my federal policy in Hutus by force and AY aun ruled Hutus in their own city. Karbaashed them in their own city and we littered their dead on the roads. :lol:

As for idoors, I have killed 250k idoors and their killer is walking around PL cities as a hero. They have to create fake yt videos every month claiming he is dead to cope with their PTSD. These idoors can cry all they want but we will continue to kill them at free will. Tukarak has to do with us, it’s dhulbahante and their flip flopping not us. If they were serious idoor would be fighting for burao.

Just yesterday we arrested porcus habusheed beggars and all their elders can do is cry. You want me to take them seriously?
You and me are the brains of Darood. Why should we feud? I wanna cleanse Idoor out of our land. I wanna build a base in your lands. Your arrogance is always f-king up our dominace over Hutus. Chill out. This time I'll let you insids the clique. Behave
Most mx are kumbaya and want to buddy-buddy with hutus. Whereas I get a thrill from subjugating abusing and making them cry. We have two completely different mindsets.

Your right about MJ and MX being the 2 braisn of Somalis as we both had 2 presidents. We both made the idoor cry iris samaale and ditch their Arab daddy stories after heavy genocide if the qudhmis while taking turns in ruling the Hutu hamlet of koonfuri :lol:
But marehan are unreliable. You are too obsessed with ugandishu and advocate for centralism. We can’t be on the same page.

Farmajo should give some of the new weapons evenly between jl and Pl if marehan are daacad about darodnimo. But the cheeseman seems to be more interested in destroying PL to please his hutu comrades.


I have already cleaned idoor from their land by sending 250k eydoors to jahanama. They still dig up the bones of their ayeeyos and cry MJ xasuuqed us :lol: . We created a whole street called f-ing street where we fiddled with their moms and sisters. We held pageant shows where we fr lap dances from their daughters :lol: They are our eternal victims.

You made one wrong assumption about us. Not all of us are on that kumbaya shit. I wanna build up Kismayo and JL as our base in the south. I wanna isolate Xamar with federalism. Don't assume all MXs are Centralists. I'm a federalist. I just think Cagdheer can't build Jubbaland the way they are going about it right now.
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Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:11 pm And no boon is my protector. I can proudly say that I have never lost an inch of land can boon say the same? I think it’s boon that needs my protection.
What lands did we lose? Dhusamareb became theirs after we migrated to Xamar right after the Kacaan. MJs are not fighters. Only certain sections like the Bicidyahan and Cumar Maxamuud. The rest waa coward. Let's be real. We recaptured Gaalkacyo for YOU with Leelkase. Faan badan waa ceeb sxb. Wagardhac SAVED you AGAIN in 2016. Iska xishood sxb.
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ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:03 pm
Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:11 pm And no boon is my protector. I can proudly say that I have never lost an inch of land can boon say the same? I think it’s boon that needs my protection.
What lands did we lose? Dhusamareb became theirs after we migrated to Xamar right after the Kacaan. MJs are not fighters. Only certain sections like the Bicidyahan and Cumar Maxamuud. The rest waa coward. Let's be real. We recaptured Gaalkacyo for YOU with Leelkase. Faan badan waa ceeb sxb. Wagardhac SAVED you AGAIN in 2016. Iska xishood sxb.
I fail to see how you can save us when you couldn’t save yourself. These are ppl we have been enslaving for 200yrs sxb. It’s sexond nature for us to subjugate hu2us in Mudug. You lost gelinsoor in the 90s too.

We are the only Somali clan to say we have never lost an inch of land. If the rest are cowards, how comes they have never lost an inch of land? Ciise Maxamuud and Cusman never lost an inch of land but they are cowards? Marehan lose whole regions and they are brave? Boon logic!


We karbaashed hutus in 3016. It was reer Mahad and Cabdi ciise who were karbaashinf the Hutu race for years
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Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:25 pm
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:03 pm
Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:11 pm And no boon is my protector. I can proudly say that I have never lost an inch of land can boon say the same? I think it’s boon that needs my protection.
What lands did we lose? Dhusamareb became theirs after we migrated to Xamar right after the Kacaan. MJs are not fighters. Only certain sections like the Bicidyahan and Cumar Maxamuud. The rest waa coward. Let's be real. We recaptured Gaalkacyo for YOU with Leelkase. Faan badan waa ceeb sxb. Wagardhac SAVED you AGAIN in 2016. Iska xishood sxb.
I fail to see how you can save us when you couldn’t save yourself. These are ppl we have been enslaving for 200yrs sxb. It’s sexond nature for us to subjugate hu2us in Mudug. You lost gelinsoor in the 90s too.

We are the only Somali clan to say we have never lost an inch of land. If the rest are cowards, how comes they have never lost an inch of land? Ciise Maxamuud and Cusman never lost an inch of land but they are cowards? Marehan lose whole regions and they are brave? Boon logic!


We karbaashed hutus in 3016. It was reer Mahad and Cabdi ciise who were karbaashinf the Hutu race for years
Because you border other MJs. Don't act cute. Plus, we didn't lose regions. We gained land. Iska amus. Your kibir is annoying.
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ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:30 pm
Hannibal77 wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 11:25 pm
ReturnOfMariixmaan wrote: Wed Jan 23, 2019 9:03 pm

What lands did we lose? Dhusamareb became theirs after we migrated to Xamar right after the Kacaan. MJs are not fighters. Only certain sections like the Bicidyahan and Cumar Maxamuud. The rest waa coward. Let's be real. We recaptured Gaalkacyo for YOU with Leelkase. Faan badan waa ceeb sxb. Wagardhac SAVED you AGAIN in 2016. Iska xishood sxb.
I fail to see how you can save us when you couldn’t save yourself. These are ppl we have been enslaving for 200yrs sxb. It’s sexond nature for us to subjugate hu2us in Mudug. You lost gelinsoor in the 90s too.

We are the only Somali clan to say we have never lost an inch of land. If the rest are cowards, how comes they have never lost an inch of land? Ciise Maxamuud and Cusman never lost an inch of land but they are cowards? Marehan lose whole regions and they are brave? Boon logic!


We karbaashed hutus in 3016. It was reer Mahad and Cabdi ciise who were karbaashinf the Hutu race for years
Because you border other MJs. Don't act cute. Plus, we didn't lose regions. We gained land. Iska amus. Your kibir is annoying.
Your kibir is obvious. Claiming to fight my wars when you can’t defend your lands. We border other MJs cause we karbaash everyone
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Create all the fake user names you like but ain't no one speaking for Puntland. Puntlanders are rulers not run aways I will leave this topic at that
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I am majerteen but i like marehan
MJ and marehan need unity
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