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CIID WANAAGSAN DHAMAANTIN

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ITALIA

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WAA HABEEN CIID AH WAXAAN DHAMAANTIIN OO JOOGA DHUL QURBO IDIN ORANAYA CIID WANAGSAN IYO BARWAAQO IYOBASH BASH KU CIIDA LAAKIN WAA INTA ISLAAMKA AH .
WAXAAN IDINKA SOO SALAAMAYA DALKA TALYAANIGA
CIID MUBAARAK CIID MUBAARAK.


WAXAAN KU LEEYAHAY WALAALO IYO SAXIIBO TIRA BADAN ADDUNKA OO IDIL OO WADA QAXOOTI AH ALLAHA IDIN FUDUDEEYO AYAAN IDIN LEEYAHAY.
ASALAAMA CALEYKUM

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Alex

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CIID WANAGSAN

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Mr Cool

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CIID WANAGSAN!

Alex

You should visit more often the mosque! :)
IId wanagsan bro!

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Waryaa

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Salama....


Wanaagsan Wanaagsan Wanaagsan!!

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Bashir Abdi.

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Alex.

Just the faces dough.. the faces.. Well that was funny brother. You know, May be as Miss cool suggested, you should be sticking to the mosque so you can find one girl that calms you down brother!. What do you think?.

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Alex

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Mr Cool and bashir thank you. I'm visiting the mosque nowadays and I hope to continue doing that. You can say I'm born again ha.

Take care.

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Mr Cool

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I wonder why Alex! Regular visits huhhh? The Sheeq's daughter must be good looking.

Take Care!

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Alex

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Mr Cool her face was cute, I was wondering Mr Cool how can I tell if the rest of the body is good. It's kind of hard to tell with all those layers of clothes. Can you help a brother?

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Mr Cool

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Alex,

Sure I can help a brother! Let's see I have been consulting Ladan about this. There is the hard way or the easy way:

1. Easy way:
You go and ask:
Alex: sister would you help a needy brother
Poor innocent girl: yes, what can I do
Alex: your size please
Poor innocent girl: what?
Alex: sister, size please!
Poor innocent girl: my size? Why? What is it for? How dare you, "yes you might get slapped!"

After a slap
Alex: size please!
Persistence is the key.

2. Hard way (May My Allah have mercy on our souls)
You will wait for her outside of the mosque. Then she will come out; you get close to her
Alex: Is this real?
Boy, use your imagination! If you know what I mean. A consequence from the hard way could lead to a life time of her chasing you with a "skobo" and don't be surprised if she tries to kill you or harm you in any way with any kinda equipment (that is knife, gun and so on).

So my dear brother, is nearly Friday so Good Luck!

Let us know how it goes. :)
Take Care!
Bye

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Bashir.A

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Alex.

The face is usually more than enough. To ponder or venture into the thoughts of more private golds of the girl is a typical hunguriweynin.

You remind me of a legend story in the somali mouth to mouth folklore.

There was this john doe guy who never put a foot in the mosque in his life. After people constantly talked to him into repenting and putting his face down on the floor at the mosque, He did.

One day, while he was praying in jamaaca in the first row, he happened to look through the window that was open on the opposite side and saw a very tempting woman walking down the street.

He quit the prayer in the middle and said on his way out" CIBAADEYSAAN CINDIGA KU HAYEE TANIBA WEYGU CELIN CIYAARIHII HORE".

Saaxiib, You are funny. It is a dangerous situation to be a new born muslim, Because it is still easy to be lured back to the old funky games. And I am having fun with this fella.

See ya bro.

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