     JOKER | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 05:51 pm
Hello Brothers and Sisters!!!
This is something that took place in downtown Washington DC, a Somali man named Axmed "Furuuro" spotted Bill Clinton from a far, so he ran over to him only to be stopped by the security guards, but Clinton said its alright, let him true I will talk to him and this is how the conversation went:
CLINTON:Hi sir what do you want to ask me??
FURUURO: Hi Mr president i am from Somalia, do you think your government could help us(The somali people) we are sorry about the marines and everything??
CLINTON:What clan are you sir??
FURUURO(ooh aad uu yabaan):Sir i am Somali, what do you mean?????
CLINTON: let me speak so you can understand-Ma waxatahaay Isxaaq- geeljiree xun oo seperation rabaa, misee waxatahay Darod -cabdibile calol weyn oo so baxsaday, misee tolow mawaxatahay moryaanti Hawiyee eeh inamaheeni cuntadi idiin keneey madaxa katogteey, waar magaceyguu Clinton weyee nin GOB ah oo Qabil xoogleh ka dashey ayaan ahaay nin anaan qabilkisa garaneyn lamahadli karo is sheeg imikadan ayaan kuu idhi!!
FURUURO:Mr president Somalis are one people, with one culture and religion, i do not understand how you can ask me such thing??
CLINTON:Waaryahee, waar inaader i dont care what people you are qabila matahay ayaa lagu weydiiyey ma garatey??
Anigu qabilka aduunyadan ugu xoogaweyn ayaan ka dashey magacaa qabilkeey waxaweyee: the great clan of "America", we are also known as the kings of money, the kings of warfare, the kings of dominating worldpolitics,the upholders of democracy,the influencers of minds,the spacetravelers, the eliminator of enemies ma garateey??Tasii wexey aheeyd magacyadaa qabilkeey naneeys uu ah, Adiguu markaa qabilkagaa iga shekee ayaan ku idhi!!
FURUURO: OK Sir since you insist on knowing my clan, i belong to one of the six clanfamilies of Somalia.
(Clinton whispering in Furuuros ear): You are a bloody nigger and believe me my clan is stronger than yours!!
FURUURO:Waar ninyahow qabyalaada naga da faydoo ma leh wax eey dundumiso moyane waatu hore no sheegay gabyaanki weyna eeh Timacade, lakiin mid Clintonow ii sheeg, Monica Lewinski ma qabiiil baad ku jeclatey miise looks?? Hillaryna ma qabilkeeda awgeed mise jaceyl ayaa kuu geyeey?? Midkalena ninyahow ii sheeg:Arafat iyo Tony blair iyo Mikael jordan iyo japan presidentkodi ma qabil awgeed misee sabab kalee ayaad saxib ula noqotay???
CLINTON:Walee wa suaalo ficaan oon horee uga fekerin, mida uugu horeysa aan kuu shegoo inaan anigu Clintonahaan gabayada necebahay, boqol gabay ayeey republikanku isoo tiriyeen berigii lewinskii skandalki uu dacay, nin demokrati party ah oo jawab gabay uu celiya weli lama helin tasii wa kow. Nimankan saxibaheeyga ah aad magacyahoda shegtay waxaan ula saxibey sababo kala duwan. Arafat todobatanadi ayaanu is baraney ninkas geesi nimo ayaan ku jecladey,MonicaLewinsky waxan ku jecladey adiguu garo, Tony blair wa nacas yar oo degaweyn oo aaniga uu macalin ah worldpolitical affairs ayaan baraa, Hillary yadaa qabiil ahaan maan uu gursan eeh wa libaxad cadowgeyga iga celinisa iyadana taaas awgeed ayaan uu gursadey!! Japan presidentkodina dee wa money brother wax kale maan ku jeclanin, japanta daqankoda ma fahmo it is strictly money!!
FURUURO: Clintonow horta inaad gaal xun oo ureya inaad tahaay aan kuu sheego weliba perverted ayaad tahay,televisionka ayaan ka arkey adigo eey dunkaniya dee marka inaanad daqan iyo diin amaaba nadiif(hygein)midnana laheeyn wa wax aney shaki ku jirin. Lakiin mid ayaad Somalida kaga ficantahey adiiga iyo dadkaagaba, halkey Somaliduu Greatness ka hadlan habeen iyo maliin, adiguu ma hadashid lakiin wadaankagu all areas wa Nr 1, Halkeey dadkeygu canogeel sidaa lo lisoo weli sifican uu baranin adigu dadkaga waxabad geysey samada iyo dayaxa,Halkey dadkeyguu maliin kasta gajo iyo cudur uu dhimaniyan adigu dadkaga cuntada ayaaba ku farabadatey promblemkagu wa macdonalds misee burgerking misee pizza miise tacobell kee baan manta cuna, halkey dadkagu progresska walalkod kuu farxiyan dadkeyga calosha xanunisa markey progresska walalkod arkan,Xalkey dadkagu 284 million people yihiin dadkeygu wa ugubadnan 20 million lakiin weey is wada necebyihiin, Aniga waxa laiyidha wa nin Isxaaq adiga waxa laguyidha wa Clinton qabilkaga irishka cidina dan kama laha.
CLINTON: Saxiib wa runta dadkagu wa dad walan all i can tell you niggers is Qabyaladu faido maleh wax eey dundumiso moyane taladeyda qata ama tura idinkeey idin jirta geeljireyalyow xuni , wa clinton ooh idin le macasalama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| siciid | Monday, October 09, 2000 - 06:34 pm
saaxiib abwaan weyn baad tahay sida cajiibka
ah ee aad u soo bandhigtay jilidan.
waan qoslay sxb waad mahadsantay.
byeeeeeee |
| JOKER | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 06:33 am
Thank you walal i am glad you found it funny and interesting!! |
| ALI | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 07:11 am
lol @ JOKER
Man you made me laugh - Walaahi u've got what it takes to be a canadian OOPS comedian. |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 07:37 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
I BET FURUURO IS HAWIYEE |
| Omarani | Tuesday, October 10, 2000 - 10:06 am
Great and humorous joke with a constructive message.
Thanx bro and keep the good job.
Omar |
| kamakace | Thursday, October 12, 2000 - 05:58 am
joker you are trying to paint a picture of your ugly Idoor afku dhogorley son of a bitch. |
| WIIL_MUDUG | Friday, October 13, 2000 - 07:40 am
JOKER CIDII ALUFTAY RIWAAYADU WAXAY AHAYD WIIL HOOG BALAAYO KU AH XAGA MADADAALADA IYO ALUFAADABA EE QOLADEE BAA QORTAY MA CIISE. |
| YOU WISH! | Thursday, November 02, 2000 - 08:23 am
LOOOOOOOL
THAT WAS HELL OF FUNNY, WRITE ANOTHER ONE LOL! |
| wasakh | Saturday, November 04, 2000 - 03:40 pm
way qosol badnayd runtii,midda kale ee iga yaabisayna waxay ahayd sida qalbigaagu uga dhawrsan yahay qabyaalad,taasoo ah mid dhalinyaradda da'daada ah ay waqti ku lumiyaan difaaceed,wallaahi waad iga qoslisay.
but there is one thing you need to do,you need to go back to school and learn english before you do such a thing.it is advise from your older brother. |
| Muusadheri | Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 01:05 am
Jaalle Wasakh:
Iit is not big deal learing English...or whatever language. This is the matter of you like this joke or not. He is a really good creater. And I think it is absolutely good joke. |
