     T-GIRL | Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 02:33 pm
I've read so many articles in this forums and most of them are from guys who want to know how to impress a LADY...I can help.......And Ladies if U think U can Impress a Man.........well it has never been easier
HOW TO IMPRESS A LADY.......
Wine her
Dine her
Call her
Hug her
Kiss her
Hold her
Surprise her
Compliment her
Smile at her
Laugh with her
Cry with her
Cuddle her
Shop with her
Give her jewelry
Buy her flowers
Hold her hand in public
Write her love letters and poems
Go to the end of the world and back again for her
HOW TO IMPRESS A "SOMALI" MAN
Show up Naked
Bring Jaad and Coca-cola.......
PEACE
TROUBL£ |
| Anonymous | Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 02:54 pm
slut |
| Sweetgirl | Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 05:33 pm
T-Girl what do you have against somali men anyway??? do show a little respect. |
| Ice-Man | Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 08:27 pm
Fat Girl who lost ,,,,I ask my self why somali women assume men eat qaad? the only answer I got is ....Naive or snap judgment |
| Rear-end | Saturday, October 21, 2000 - 08:32 pm
T-girl..why don't just say you hate somali guys? |
| T-GIRL | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 07:56 am
I can't help U guys if U lost your sense of humour on your way to the WELFARE agencies.
STUPID PPL.........That was a JOKE ok...U R all too ignorant to realise that
IGNORANT REFUGEES
PS:-I have nothing against Somali Men...and if U read my comments....maybe you will begin to understand.....oh yeah U guys are slow in reading...Dyslexic maybe
T |
| qayilaaye | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 08:09 am
t-girl,
is smart but very very ugly. She is lucky if she gets any man that belong to human race--i say any race.
qayilaaye |
| Rear-end | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 08:25 am
booooooo....well that wasn't a very funny joke..i think yu are da one who lost ur sense of humor..yu
were trying ur dis-satisfication with da somali men..i wonder what they did to yu..dammed ur sorry ass...by da way i have never been to a welfare agency..n yu are ignorant to call people ignorant without actually knowing who they are. |
| sista | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 09:16 am
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL T-GIRL U FUNNY GIRL! |
| Somsis | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 09:55 am
All You but Tgirl
That shows how senles are somali man..
Tgirl you touch them their Nerv.....they never Heard any on the Above let alone do it.so do u blame them!
P.S I don,t think I will never Married to A somali Man......why should I..when they can,t do what I want which.all those mention Above.
peace |
| Anonymous | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 10:02 am
somsis,
and who is enforcing you to? |
| Time Magazine | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 10:08 am
somsis
applause ! You have now completed your stage one spelling class.Now move on to stage two.Specch class 101. |
| Pimp | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 01:09 pm
Iam lost or T_Bone is a lesbain.. what about sex, besides u can only do that if u were in welfare..thats a full time baby setting job.
This is the way to impress your kind T_Girl, i take my welfare check and go and rent a little car, and i will make change in five dollar bills of my 100 dollar that left and my GST check(Mr Fat Wea..lol).
#2 would go to my freind the geek with one suit and i would borrow that, and the pants from my next door neigbour (the handicaped guy with fastest wheels) in the Housing Project.
#3 make sur the car never says rental..lol watch it take the stickers out. Then i will to the best resturant out of your little city (Chines Buffe)..
3- make sur u put only five dollar gas in, from the way back the resturant pertend u have lost the wallet..if she wanna go home let her pay the gas..lol time to get your check back.. she will get depressed and mad and sad ..play the feeli feeli game remind her of her first love..let her cry be an ear ..lol then .. pertend u can't drive anylonger and let her pay the motel..if u come out in the morning still..unfucked..then iam the bigest idiot..make sure u would be limping when u go home..to momy..lol
how much money i spent and how much money she spent.hummmmmmmmmm too pussy freak to thing about that..still got a single mother some where to feed me..lol back up..
T_girl..u lucky i don't know where u live at..or u would my ..newst hoe..#5 hooked on ..lol
later all no offence to nice somali girls..i love u very much.. |
| MO | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 02:13 pm
PIMP:LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL.
THAT WAS FUNNY.
WAS IT A COINCIDENCE THAT SHE FORGOT TO MENTION SEX OR WOMEN DON'T ENJOY THAT ANYMORE.
OR HAS SEX BECOME OPTIONAL!! |
| Ice-Man | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 02:14 pm
To: Somsis make my day go and marry any man I mean Any man,who is not Somali like we care, Incase you forget its your life and people do have preference
Later |
| Ubax101 | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 02:39 pm
lol tgirl, amazing |
| Anonymous | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 05:32 pm
T-girl dhoocil baa tahaye bax oo edebyeelo |
| GhettoGirl | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 05:41 pm
T-Girl I give you mad props for real that had me laughing all the way to the shab office for real lol. Keep up the good work. And this is to all you haters SHUT THE •••• UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!. |
| hebel | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 05:51 pm
T-G that's lots of things that has to be done for a one little nutty girl.
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And all we've asked for is two.
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Go figure and get back with me…
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Who is the whiner in this case?
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Sorry me drink no wine…. If ya thought this will make U freakier in roman-tour way.
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How tedious of U…Freaks |
| Rear-end | Sunday, October 22, 2000 - 07:12 pm
Somsis...i don't think any man would be doing all dat T-girl stated...not certainly ba black boys who want to jump bed with yu da first day they met yu..not da white boys who are self-obsorbed..n forget the Asians who are mostly sex-strived.
i have dated too many non-somali men but when it comes to marriage..it would be a somali man..n i have already find one who respects my feelings n loves me.
Pimp...shut f**ck up |
| Mariah | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 06:13 am
T-Girl.....................what I can say LOL>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>you hit a nerve...................Girl.
Somsis.......................good that means more brothers for us...................................but keep us posted..............yoo know who you chosed over a somalian Bro......................
Later |
| heblo | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 01:20 pm
lol @t-girl
to hater: dont hate the playa, hate the game!!!!!!!!!!!!
lol |
| BashFuL~ | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 01:29 pm
lol @ T_Girl and Pimp..Y'all made me laugh qaad and cola ooh thats mad funny..Hey T don't play no mind to this ppl ya know somalis got no sence of humor alright.. |
| waalane | Monday, October 23, 2000 - 02:48 pm
yo listen T-girl,,,,,
that ani't yo foult sis, and you didn't tell no fiction sh!t, it's true...
i myself care about only pussy and jaad.
ohhhhh yeah, i don't give fu.ck about nothing else,
no touch
no hug
no rubbing
just bend ova and break that back like prono star...
i'll hit that pussy hard,
lick it
spit it
and quit it.
thee, there your world and there is my world.
i don't wanna see that ugly pussy again |
| T-GIRL | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 11:48 am
Well my survey shows that our MEN have lost their humour in the Job-centre and our Girls are kicking it with the world.
Waalane was the only bro who admits it...
PIMP..
Inorder to get with the T-GIRL...U need more than the ugly yellow suit U wear.....U know the only 1 U got....And Im sure there are things called Laundry/Barber in yo town....coz boy U starting to look like the Zulu natives....
Anyway Bash/Mariah/SomSista/Ubax..Thanx Ladies...
It takes time for the guys to get the Joke....Lets give them 3 months...after they drop that afro and the trousers that look like GOR-GORO |
| GhettoGirl | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 12:40 pm
PIMP my brother I can see you have a lot of issues so I am not even going to get into all of them. Can you please tell me what's up with making the sister pay for the gas, Come on now the bitch who pays must be either stupid or just plain dumb to fall for that trick LoL. Let me give you some tips bro instead of taking the sticker off and paying for damages later on put a sticker that says (I LOVE SOMALIA) on it that way it will look like its really your car. Tip #2 take her to one of the cheapest restaurants in town (WAGAD,BANADIR) but order the most expensive thing on the menu which is the (super sport). If you end up short on money but don't want to say anything to your date because it will make you feel less of a man tell her to wait outside for a second while you use the washroom and when the coast is clear make a run for it chances are you wont get caught.Parking might be a problem so I suggest that you park at (HODAN's HAIR SALON)Oh and another thing if you want to the know the best day to go it's Tuesday bring your coupon from (HALL OF SHAME). TIP#3 If your tank says empty relax don't sweat it just go to (PETRO CANADA) and pump some gas and get in your car and make a run for it.TIP#4 if your looking for a place to go on a Saturday night DON'T TAKE YOUR DATE TO BURLINGTON!!!!!!!!!!!YA HEAR ME your better off at a welcoming to Canada party not only do you save money you also get free rice it cant get no better then this (MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A PLASTIC GARBAGE BAG WITH YOU SO YOU COULD COLLECT THE BARIIS AND THE NEXT TIME YOU INVITE HER OVER TO YOUR HOUSE JUST SAY YOU COOKED IT TRUST ME SHE"LL LOVE IT) n e ways I think that's about all I could think of for now but if you need anymore tips just Holla and let a sister know na' mean.
PEACE QAXOOTIS |
| Mr:HIM | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 02:54 pm
wine and dine huh
ignorant refugees and who might u be troubled-girl tony blairs daughter!!?
ex-somalisis goooooooood luck
all of u somalimen haters out there this is my advice to u losers........>CROSS OVER
that means more and more good ,well-behaved somalisisters for us. |
| somaliguy | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 02:55 pm
ahahah hi all,
all the above comments are extremely helarious and perhaps some what striotypical of somalis from both genders.
as a young, modern wised up brother I thank you very much, 4 the advice but i do know how 2 treat my lady in a prober manor being a gentlman while also not being a farax, loveng and caring while also not over doing it, living with her but also having the ability 2 live with out her.
showing real unconditional love 2 a deserving lady is unlimitly rewarding, i discoverd when u show real love u'll get complete love (and this works both, 4 the ladies and gents).
that is all,
i like 2 say thnx 2 my very funny and wise sis t.GIRL who kicked off this debate and 2 all the people who so fully contribted in to this discussion.
piece & love (0)(0)(0)(0) |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 04:18 pm
GHETTOGIRL LOL LOL LOL LOL DAMN YOUR FUNNY GIRL WALAAHI YOU MADE ME FALL OFF MY CHAIR. |
| Xoogsade | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 04:46 pm
Trouble Gal, I am with you on all those except the wining and crying. And the public hand-holding, come on what will the boys think if they see me doin that? They will expel me from the our secret society, "The Brotherhood of the Busily Idle" |
| US marine | Tuesday, October 24, 2000 - 06:33 pm
to all you.
for u brothers u need to embrace our sisters even t-girl give them the hug and whatever they are asking for and fro the sisters quit stereo typing us nad show us more love.
back to ya later |
| Real som sis | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 04:19 am
You go T-Girl let the brotheres now what a Somali girl really wants.
Sadly we all going to end up marrying them even if just to please our parents.
That don't mean we'll marry any of you's •••• ass Khat chewing all day esleeping idiots.
Guys its about time you'll got with rest of the society join us i am sure there's a place for all of you's.
Peace out to all the sis's n the hard working brothers. |
| Rear-end | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 06:42 am
Ghetto-gal...do just like using the word Qaxootis?
SomSis....what's point in pleasing ur parents if yu ain't cool or happy with it? find someone else that's gonna make happy.
T-girl....are we trying to educate bro's and encourage them to change or is it all yu sisters just purely hating them? |
| T-GIRL | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 09:27 am
REAR-END...
I got nuthin but love 4 my SOMALI KINGS....But this topic was merely to kick up a heated debate and make a joke out of the stereotypes that face our nation 2day..........
XOOGSADE
Ahhhh that is sweet.But bear in mind that if ya don't get romantic with your honey infront of your friends and act like U ashamed of her.....UR friends wont be there when U need to pucker up and get cozy in the long winter nights....
PEACE
TROUBLE
PS:-Bring on the HEAT ppl..........BRING IT ON |
| Hibo | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 10:22 am
Lollllllllooooooooooooooolllllllll..........T_Girl... I couldn't help but laugh at ur solutions sis.........lol....... loooooooooool........tell them sis....they need the Romance Class...hey folks.. u better encode this message in ur LTM...lol.. |
| Xoogsade | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 04:18 pm
Trouble Gal:
I tried one time but I was too self-conscious. But Canadian winter is too cold so I gotta do what I gotta do eh? |
| Mr:FARAX | Wednesday, October 25, 2000 - 06:39 pm
LOOOOOOOOOL U GOT ME T-GIRL
ABOUT THE ROMANCE CLASS I'M WORKING ON IT DAMNED
U KNOW WHAT GUYS I HAVE LEARNED SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TODAY .......I'M GOING TO DUMP MY CADAAN(WHITE)GIRLFRIEND FOR A SOMALIGIRL....
IT FEELS GOOD TO KNOW U R STILL DESIRED BY UR SOMALISISTERS EVEN KNOW U R A LOSER
I'M WORKING ON IT DAMNED
PEACE&LOVE |
| Troublegirl | Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 05:40 pm
U DO THAT FARAX |
| TRUESOMALISIS | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 01:23 pm
Girl chill and Guys take it easy..aight .........T.GIRL..FIRST of all i am somali sis ok....and i don't think u should blame all somali brothers in general..ok caz believe it or not i know alot of somali guys as matter of fact i am dating one and i also have brothers .......and all somali brothers are not skinny atleast some of them are not..HOWEVER...I KNOW AS GIRL WE WOULD OF COMPLAIN ..more if they were FAT....we all know that u know it i know they know it........correct me if i am wrong.....i am going out with this somali guys ok he is pure somali ok and as cute as any one u can imagine...........not skinny however....out side look is nothing as long u have heart....and carrying heart...believe me i know.........i think that is all i got to say know..byee...........ohh T.GIRL..U also said that was a joke ...they don't see it as a joke i don't either....and since u said u got nothing agains somali men i think u should of appologize ...don't get me wrong please am just trying to help or at least make connection between u guys.......ok i got nothing agains somali girl or guys .........
ohh to somsis...u said u don't wana marry to somali guys...no problem...that choice is ur.....but don't say u don't wana marry them cz they are not rommantic.....u get what u diserve trust me.........u can make ur own man give u what ever u want as long ur willing to give it back...........ok.........don't get me worng please.... peace see ya |
| somalibro | Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 05:56 pm
TRUESOMSIS------>congratulations
Finally I have lived to see a sister with common sense may Allah bless you sis. |
| TRUESOMALISIS | Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 03:18 pm
SOMALIBRO....thank u ................i don't know what alse to say right now so peace guys...i think i made my point...thank u |
| SGS | Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 06:04 am
HEY YO T
THAT WAS FUNNY...DAMN GIRL I JUST CANT STOP LAUGHING.
HEY YA'LL GETTING MAD...SHE JUST TRIPPING GIVE THE GIRL A BREAK....COME ON U GUYS ARE SAYING U DIDN'T LAUGH....STOP LIEING COZ I STILL CANT STOP LAUGHING.
GIRL U MADE MY DAY
PEACE OUT |
| T-GIRL | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 11:09 pm
TRUESOMSIS
What R U on??? Girl it was a JOKE...It was meant to make you go Ha ha ha Not weep he he he .....
I bet all y'all lost yo humour at the CEELGAAB bus-stand.......
SGS
 |
| WILD-BEE | Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 10:21 am
T-GIRL
SHE IS JUST MAKING A JOKE WHY ARE YOU GUYS GETTING MAD.
I REALLY THINK IS FUNNY AND I THINK T-GIRL IS A VERY SMART GIRL AND I LOVE IT AVERY TIME SHE IS ON THE NET....
SO CAN YOU GUYS TRY TO LEAVE HER ALONE GOD...
T-GIRL I LOVE YOU SIS.
FROM YOUR SISTER WILD-BEE.. |
| Poisonous | Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 01:49 am
Too much male bashing here.
I wonder who will bed the Somali woman once they are done with their menfolk? |
| Cubayda | Monday, November 20, 2000 - 09:31 pm
To:T-girl.
Hey ugly slut girl, you know what i think you come from a wacel generetion and sluts that is what makes you to talk this way.
Bythe way somali men are the greatest men inthe whole World and if you get one of them i regend you lucky. AND you don't nothing about somali men.
Iam female iam not male but i know the truth gabar. So girl wachtout before you say bad thing to my wonderful brother.
My brother of somali you are all heroe, caring, gentle and naxariis i love you all of you.
Slut T-girl Do you know mens are so importand to us. They are our father, brother, uncles, sweetness(husband), granddaddy and our sons.
so next time whenever you want to say something to our guys find the definition og somalian guys.
bye i hope you understand. |
| Poisonous | Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 12:59 am
It is a most stimulating feeling to know that some Somali women forums visitors are Real Ladies. The bitches who are always after the Brother's neck are few and far between. It is my sincere hope to shoot on sight any dhoocil bad-mouthing a Brother.
Again, I am impressed with Cubeyda. One hell of a lady you are. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 05:11 am
hahahahhaahhahah t-girl hahahahahh lol that is my girl lol hahahahahahahah tell them sis hahahahah u are funny ...... guys she make u all cry why????? cause of her funny word she is the bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbboooooooom |
| i HATE low life welfare collecting uk peeps | Friday, November 24, 2000 - 11:44 am
hey t bitch don't assume everysomali is lowlife
in uk eating qaad or wasting their time in here
like your qaxooti life...
Much props to the brothers and sisters working
hard to make future for themselves... and not
sitting on their assess like u kid t-girl
no disrespect but i am only been real kid
bye ALL |
| jamaaal4 | Monday, November 27, 2000 - 01:04 am
T-girl
I definitely agree with u one good way to impress somali lady is BUY HER JEWELRY
but i dont think it was good idea to add WINE HER
on the list..that is against our religion,culture,
and principle.and believe me you're not doing them(ladies)a favour by saying that...do you???.
have a wonderful ramadan my lady...... |
| CoolPoison | Monday, November 27, 2000 - 08:10 pm
T-Woman copied and pasted from somewhere. She just reproduced somebody's work. Disguting. |
| TRUESOMALSIS | Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 08:50 am
T-girl....u mean i lost my homour at LABO DHAGAX.....LOL...CAZ i am not from ceelgaab subxaana laah...lol...hey am sorry any ways aight .................guys RAMADAANUL KARIIM....DON'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ...IN THIS MOUNTH I KNOW U WON'T LISTEN BUT ATLEAST TRY...AIGHT BYEE |
| T-GIRL-QueenOfHearts | Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 01:43 pm
Trying trying...TRIED.... |
| T-Girl-QueenOfHoes | Monday, December 04, 2000 - 09:31 am
I LOVE SUCKING BIG BLACK JAMAICAN DICKS |
