Tuesday, October 31, 2000 - 12:26 pm If you think life is bad; how would you like to be an egg!!!!! -You only get laid once -You only get eaten once -It takes 4 minutes to get hard -And 2 minutes to get soft -You have to share the box with 11 other guys But worst of all; -the only chick that got to sit on your face was your mother. -So cheer up. Pass these to someone who could use a good LAY. ooopps!!!! I mean, DAY.