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THREE TYPES OF SOMALI MEN

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): THREE TYPES OF SOMALI MEN
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SPARKLE

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 08:11 pm
I COME HERE OFTEN AND NOTICED THAT MY SOMALI BROTHAS ARE ALWAYS HATIN' ON US SISTERS AND DISRESPECTING US. I'M NOT SAYING THAT ALL OF YOU GUYS ARE BUT A PERCENTAGE. THESE GUYS I KNOW VERY WELL AND INCASE Y'ALL DON'T KNOW I'M A TELL YOU.

1) THE TAXI DRIVER- THIS TYPE OF MAN DRIVES AROUND ALL DAY PRAYING ON SINGLE MOMAS COMING BACK FROM DA GROCERY STORES. PRACTING AND TRYING TO SEE IF HE STILL GOT HIS MACK ON.

2) THE EDUCATED MAN, OR "THE ENGINEER"- THIS TYPE OF MAN WALKS AROUND HIS NEIGHBORHOOD AS IF HE IS SOME KIND OF HARVARD INTELLECT. WHILE HIS WIFE IS AT HOME COLLECTING THE WELFARE CHECKS SEND MONEY VIA ALBARAKAD TO HIS MOTHER, FATHER, SISTER, BROTHER, AUNT, UNCLE, OLD NEIGHBORHOOD, AND HIS ENTIRE CLAN.

3) THE 89CENT COFFEE DRINKER- THIS TYPE OF MAN WAKES UP IN THE MORNING WITH ONE THING ON HIS MIND, "THE LATEST NEWS COMING OUT OF SOMALIA." WHILE HIS WIFE IS AT HOME WITH THE KIDS, AND TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS(WITH THE HELP OF MIKE HARRIS OFCOURSE!). HE HAS BEEN IN THE COUNRTY FOR 10 YEARS AND THE ONLY ENGLISH HE KNOWS IS
"YES",
"NO"
"ONE DOUBLE DOUBLE.......SMALL"

I KNOW WHAT Y'ALL THINKING THAT THIS IS NOT TRUE WELL COME TO TORONTO.....BETTER YET DIXON THEN YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN!

PEACE, NUFF LUV 4 EVERY1
*SPARKLE*

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GhettoGirl

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 09:45 pm
LoL Sis that was funny I have to admit but you still didn't get the main ones let me help you out here:

4) HALL OF FAME aka (HALL OF SHAME)Man- This is a guy who can waste his whole day just sitting down in a barber shoppe and cracking jokes without getting his haircut LoL. He also can move from store to store to be more specific he walks from IMAN RESTAURANT back to HALL OF SHAME or sometimes stands outside greeting his fellow cab drivers.

5)WAGAD MAN- Now a Wagad Man his a little bit more dignity then a HALL OF SHAME man simply because he sits in one place the whole time watching CNN or what the Somalis like to call MARAAYKAN NEWS JAANEL. He eats, chats, watches TV then goes back to the same routine for several hours straight not feeling the slightest bit embressed of being called homeless in other words "Shaqa Laa Ann" (So what my Somalis not perfect shoot me :).

THEN LAST BUT NOT LEAST HERES THE ......

WELCOME TO CANADA AND AROOS MAN- This is a guy who goes to Parties and Weddings his uninvited to and still pretends to be VIP LoL. This guy doesn't even come in the proper gear he comes directly from HALL OF SHAME where he got a ride from ALIFANAX his friend who is also a WELCOME TO CANADA AND AROOS MAN. These type of men are also referred to as FARAX's, NO LIMIT QAXOOTIS, FOB, SOB LoL sike, SCRUB and some even classify as pigeons LoL. These FARAXS come to weddings with only one motive on there mind which is "TO TAKE ALL THE BARIIS" they come equipped with the latest tools and utilities they need to successfully complete this mission. These sneaky lil bastards go up to the counters while the camera is turned away and grab all the bariis they could get a hold of and make a run for it LoL. I think that about raps it up
take care y'all one love

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dhukumbe

Friday, November 10, 2000 - 11:50 pm
ghettogirl you are stupidest girl ever carried by a somali mom, your mom had better given birth to an egg that carrying you for entire 9 months. The reason I said that is, first i know your signature and sparkle is you, in another words you did not want to be seen as the one that initiates yet another topic targeted against misplaced somali brothers, whose only crime is being innocent refugees, dont you think they get crap like that from the entire world. I dont live in toronto but I can imagine what choices these guys have, their lack of education, if that is the case, very competitive job marked, being the new people, and not getting any support moral or otherwise from those who share great deal with them. I cant blame the guy who deals with the likes of you "ghettogirl". Criticism is sometimes what one needs to see the otherside of his/her being, but yours was not critisism, it was pure hate buried to the core of your being. I would be damned if I ask you to stop hating but I sure will ask you to look at yourself before you mouth other people. understand

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Regula

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 03:10 am
dhukumbe,Very well said brother.This is very true but people like GettoGirl who grew up there have been badly brainwashed. To be honest i am not putting any trust in those kind of people to carry Somali's hope to the new century. Basically, they are ashamed of being Somali and see themselves as "Try-hard HomeBoyZ Or GurlZ".

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Drug_D

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 04:22 am
....hehe...ghettogirl..and what do you say about the girls who act like african-american...

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Xoogsade

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 07:34 am
Hey some of these characters described by Ghettogirl are very real. But they account for maybe 3% of the guys in Toronto. I should know cause I fall into many of the categories. In many Toronto donut shops the chinese and indian proprietors know me by my full three names and tribe.

AAAnd she also forgot the category of hip hop wannabes who wear--wait for this::: EARRINGS. Are they men, are they women or something horrible in between. You tell me.

Now let us describe Ghettogirl:

She is skinny and for that reason has been rejected by all the Somali men.

Like a 2.3% of the Somali women in Toronto she goes out with black guys.

She has had 2 abortions and one miscarriage before she learned about condoms.

She has three forms of STD, namely chlamydia, genital warts and herpes(stay away from her during the active period, not even a blowjob).

Her personality can be likened to sandpaper.

She is skinny as I already noted and suffers from halitosis(uff breath).

Other than that she is a swell human being.

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Hurdaaye

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 08:26 am
You guys are making me sick! Please don't attack those sisters. they are just making fun out of your funky asses!. to make fun is not such that bad after all you humuorless dudes!

Gheto Heads up!

But you forgot the "tyrone" type--the one that Erika Badu said ".....Call tyrone ... but you can't useeeee MY PHONE!!.

huh huh huh

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sister

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 08:36 am
Huurdayelolol

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Mercutio-

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 10:42 am
IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO CAN DESCRIBE THE SOMALI CATAGORIES IN THE REST OF THE WESTERN WORLD.

AM TALKING ABOUT GREAT BRITAIN MAINLY.. SWEDEN... ETC.

I just hope this is humor and nothing more, cos i cant believe anybody can hate their own blood as much as they make out.

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SPARKLE

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 12:12 pm
Y'ALL LOVED THOSE HUH?
BUT TRUST ME THERE ARE MORE. HEY GHETTOGIRL SIS! I WENT OUT AND I HAVE FOUND 3 OTHER TYPES OF SOMALI MEN

1) THE 29 YEAR OLD HIP-HOPPER- THIS TYPE OF MAN STANDS INFRONT OF THE DOUNUT SHOP FROM DUSK TILL DAWN WAITING FOR A RIDE TO BANADIR. HE WEARS IMITATION GEAR LIKE "PUBU," RALPH LAURA POLA", AND "TONNY." HE WALKKS AROUND SPEAKING SOME KIND FOREIGN EBONICS. AND WORST OF ALL HE INSISTS HE'S 19.

2) THE "GAROB HUNTER"- THIS TYPE OF MAN LIVES WITH 5 OF HIS FRIENDS THAT HE MET AT UNTANGE; IN A 2 BEDROOM DIXON APARTMENT. HE'S AT EVERY WEDDING TRYING TO FIND A GARBOB HE CAN RAISE HER CHILDREN WITH. HE WALKS AROUND WITH HIS PINK AND YELLOW FLOWER PRINT SHIRT TUCKED INTO HIS PANTS AT HIS WAIST.

3)THE "OLD MAN"- THIS TYPE OF MAN IS AROUND 83 YEARS OLD. SOME HOW HE STILL THINKS HE'S MR. HOTTY. HE COMES INTO THE ELEVATOR AND OPENLY ASKS YOU TO MARRY HIM AFTER A MINI CONVERSATION YOU HAD WITH HIM TO THE 6TH FLOOR. HE WEARS ONE GREEN SOCK AND ONE ONE RED ONE, AND PRAYS ON OUR GRANDMOTHERS LIKE THEY ARE SOME TYPE OF FOOD STAMP HOE. OFFERING THEM HIS HOME IN BELED WAINE THAT HE HASN'T SEEN FOR OVER 9 YRS.

ANY WAY MY PARTNER GHETTOGIRL HIT ME UP LIKE U VIOLENT.....I KNOW YOU GOT SOME MORE
OH YEAH SEE YOU AT THE WEDDING 2NITE.......I HEAR THEY GOT BANADIR STYLE BAARIS 2NITE LOL.....JOKE!

ENJOY THE REST OF Y'ALL

SPARKLE*

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Anonymous

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 01:45 pm
SPARKLE LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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MADNIGGA

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 03:26 pm
LOL @ GHETTOGIRL AND SPARKLE LOL
LOL
LOL

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Miss-Understood

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 04:25 pm
GHETTO/ SPARKLE...
U guys just made the rest of my evening a joyous one. Ha ha ha Hall of Shame and Garoob Hunter...Damn girls U observed that too.....The guys are cussing you down coz they familiarise with 90% of the comments y'all made...Truth hurts girls ....so don't stop now...ya hear...don't let the little kids frighten U from displaying their Skinny Farax assez..aight?

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SUHUUR

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 06:24 pm
two thumbs up 4 ghettogal, she hit the target fair and square loool!

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Anonymous

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 06:26 pm
You niggas are some ignorant ass bastards. Not all Somali people are perfect; better yet not all people are perfect. There are thousands of white people that live hopeless lives, but still you will never find a white female wasting here time writing about those men or women on a web site. Come on Somali girls ya'll need too grow the •••• up. Dixon this Dixon that; if you(SPARKLE) hate Dixon so much why talk about it. Its either you live there or you just visit it to god dame much nigga.

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illa sista

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 06:42 pm
hahaha those jokes are funny as hell but I luv ma somalia niggaz like dayum. They betta den otha men fo real, some of dem losers tru but not all of dem. and notn betta fo a somali woman den a somali man :) dats juss da way I feel *G*

---------- da illest one---------

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GhettoGirl

Saturday, November 11, 2000 - 10:25 pm
LOL SPARKLE GIRL YOUR KILLING ME LOL
THIS GOES OUT TO ALL Y"ALL HATERS
•••• Y"ALL YA HEARD LOL
Anyway heres more:

WELFARE ABUSER:This is a punishable act under the constitution its called (TAXIVASION) anyone found committing it will be deported back to XAMAR or HARGEISA LoL. This type is a guy who has a wife but according to the system doesn't. Confused LoL ok let me explain, If a single mother says shes not married she gets something called shab which is estimated to be 1,200 dollars or maybe even more. The spouse provides the husband with money to support his "QAXOOTI" lifestyle. On weekdays he spends his time at coffee shoppes then on weekends he rents a car from "HERTZ or DOLLAR" rental car company. He drives around country-style frontin like his bad, he also tells people that the car is actually is his but the rental sticker on the back is still visible LoL. He goes to all the weddings and night clubs (BURLINGTON) LoL.


NIGHT CRAWLERS: Night Crawlers come in packs and are visible only at night. Its very rare to se these "Night Crawlers" walking. Most of the time its 6-To how many could sit there ass down in the van LoL. They travel around in a busted old van owned by the ring leader's (which happens to be the driver) "HOOYO". They drive around Weston and Lawrence,Dixon,albion,etc looking for chicks. They have no game because their way of approaching a girl is by beeping the horn and whistling for her to come over LoL(does that actually work). Despite the appearance of these skinny ass Faraxs and busted up car they all have cell phones and pagers LoL even though this seems odd for a farax to own a cell phone or a pager its possible let me explain: you see the ringleader is usually the one who works at a factory and has the money to buy these modern day luxuries and since these faraxs are his homies he hooks them up too meaning the all share the same phone,pager,and sometimes even the same underwear depending on the situation LoL.

FACTORY WORKER: This is a guy who dropped out of high school when he was in the 10th grade and was ordered to get a job by his mom so he could help pay for the rent reason being "Mike Harris cut his mothers shab because her son doesn't go to school anymore". Heres where the term "He works hard for his money" kicks in LoL this farax works a 7-7 shift everyday man that's tough. Don't let the FACTORY WORKER fool you even though he might work and all doesn't necessarily mean that he got rid of his old habits them being the categories mentioned above. His still a low life scrub even if he works and that's something he has to live with.


BONUS: OLD GUY PT:2
Now this is a guy who walks around donut shops and goes to all the party scenes praying on innocent young girls. He approaches them with the same line "HAAY SUURTY CAAN I HAALER AT YUU FOOR MIINIT" LOL.They claim to be 23 even though their real age is 45 LoL. Ladies beware because an OLD GUY could be someone you've seen outside heres the description:Yellow and Greenish teeth stains from chewing jaad,Hair shaved on the sides and lil curls at the top and a big bald spot in the center,Skinny of course LoL,Bright color clothing,DARK REALLY REALLY DARK,blood shot red eyes (every time I see their eyes I hand them a pack of visine to clear those red eyes)LoL.
So ladies if you think you've seen one contact me at 222-tips to help me stop this growing plaque. All information will be kept on confidential

Take care folks
if you think I'm done theres more so see you guys soon LoL.

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SPARKLE

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 01:41 am
ANOTHER GREAT ADDITION BY MY GIRL AND PARTNER IN CRIME GHETTOGIRL.!!!!!!!

FIRST OF ALL I'MA START OFF BY REPLING TO Y'ALL. I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN; ALL THE WOMEN WOULD APPRECIATE OUR INPUT AND OBSERVATIONS AND THE GUYS WOULD JUST PLAIN OLD HATE. BUT AS LONG AS I'M GETTING MY POINT ACROSS "IS ALL GOOD"

FIRST TO MR. ANNONYMUS, YEAH U'R RIGHT I DO LIVE IN DIXON. AND GUESS WHAT I LOVE IT LIKE CRAZY! MADD LUV & RESPECT TO MY D.C NATIVES NA'MEAN.

NOW WHAT Y'ALL BEEN WAINTING FOR LOL.

1)MR. SUIT AND TIE- THIS TYPE OF SOMALI ME JUST CRACKS ME UP JUST THINKING ABOUT HIM!. HE WALKS AROUND ALL DAY IN THE SAME POLYESTER SUIT FROM 1968. THE FUNNY PART IS HE HAS NO WHERE TO GO EXCEPT ISTAR COFFEE FOR ANJEERO & MARAAQ THREE TIMES A DAY. AT LEAST IF MY BROTHER WASHED THE SUIT I WOULD COMPLAIN!

2) THE BURLINGTON BUMPER AND GRINDER- (FOR ALL Y'ALL NON TORONTO RESIDENTS BURLINGTON IS AN OUT OF CITY TOWN WHERE THE CLUBS ARE @) THIS TYPE OF MAN WORKS THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT AT THE LOCAL FACTORY SO HE COULD PAY THE $20.00 ENTRANCE FEE TO GET INTO THE CLUB. NOT ONLY DOES HE WORK FOR HIMSELF BUT ALSO FOR HIS PIGEON HEAD SCRUB FRIENDS THAT CAN'T AFFORD TO GO. THESE SOMALIS DRIVE A 78' PINTO WITH A QUARTER FULL GAS TANK AND ENOUGH MONEY JUST TO GET INTO THE CLUB. I SWEAR SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO THROUGH THEM A FREE PARTY!

3) "HIGHSCHOOL JAMAC" - AIGHT Y'ALL THIS HAS GOT TO BE MY FAVOURITE ONE. HIGHSCHOOL JAMAC IS A 25 GRADE 11 STUDENT AT THE LOCAL HIGHSCHOOL. HE COMES TO SCHOOL EVERYDAY AROUND 11:30 JUST INTIME TO MAKE THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF E.S.L CLASS. AND RIGHT ON TIME FOR LUNCH. HE HAS A YELLOW BAG THAT BARLEY EVEN FITS HIM WITH THE WORDS "SCHOOL TIME" PRINTED ON IT. HE MACS ON THE TEACHERS BECAUSE HE FEELS WEIRD HITTING ON 14YRS GIRLS (EVEN THOUGH HE DOES THAT AFTER SCHOOL, LOL). HE CHILLS WITH ALI DHERE, FARAX CAATO AND THE RING LEADER SHIRE SHIRE. ALL THEY EVER DO IS SMOKE STAND OUTSIDE THE SCHOOL AND PRAY THAT THIS WOULD BE THEIR LAST YEAR.

WELL, THATS ANOTHER LIST, GHETTOGIRL HIT ME UP WIT SOME MORE. REMEMBER THE LIST JUST KEEPS GROWING.

OH YEAH ONE MORE THING, I HOPE Y'ALL ARE NOT THINKING THAT I HATE MY SOMALI BROTHAS AND THAT I DON'T WANT THEM. DAYUM I'M SAYING WHAT IS BETTER THAN A SKINNY SOMALI BROTHA THAT WILL COME HOME AND TAKE ALL THE ABUSE FROM A BOSSY, TALKATIVE AND FUNNY SOMALI SISTER LIKE ME........LOL

NUFF LUV & RESPECT ALWAYS
SPARKLE*

GHETTOGIRL THE WEDDING WAS OFF DA HOOK, I JUST GOT HOME FROM IT. BUT NO BANADIR STYLE BAARIS.

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Xoogsade

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 07:18 am
Sparkle and Ghettogirl:

Tell the truth, between the two of you how many abortions have you had?

How many Jamaican children have you killed?

Did you kill them because they were Jamacian and you didn't want a buncha nappy haired liitle bambakalaat niggers running around your house doing crazy nigger things like smoking weed at age 2?

Or did you get the abortion cause you wanted to get back in the game pronto?

Inquiring minds wanna know

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SPARKLE

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 12:04 pm
XOOGSADE, HA HA HA HA, WOW SOMALI YOU NEARLY GOT ME LAUGHING, LOL.

ABORTIONS.............NO! SEE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND GHETTOGIRL AND YOU, IS THAT WE SPEAK ABOUT PEOPLE WE KNOW AND SEE. YOU ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU'RE JUST TALK PURE ISH MY BROTHA. YOU WANT TO START WITH SOME STUPID INSULTING GAME, WHICH FRANKLY I AINT ABOUT TO PLAY.

YOUR OPINON TO WHAT WE HAVE TO SAY IS YOURS AND I AINT STRESSING OVER IT. BUT TO GET SPECIFIC AND TALK ABOUT ME AND MY GIRL IS STUPID, AND IMMATURE.

ANYWAY, I GOT MADD LUV & RESPECT TO MY SOMALI PEEPS. "CEEN":O!!!!!!!!!!

WATCH OUT FOR MORE, AIGHT!

PEACE
SPARKLE*

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mooriyaan

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 12:28 pm
i have to admit it so funny sparkle but lets about the truth you seem so desprate, o let me see u don't someone to hold u am sorry sis but u know what they say, they is someone for everbody out there u know those jamaicans u know what am talking about.

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mooriyaan

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 12:28 pm
i have to admit it so funny sparkle but lets about the truth you seem so desprate, o let me see u don't someone to hold u am sorry sis but u know what they say, they is someone for everbody out there u know those jamaicans u know what am talking about.

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GACAL

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 12:41 pm
Sparkle and Ghettogirl:


why don't you see the other side of Brothers ..

I believe there are bad side of Somali Men as U mentioned but those are less % than a good Ones.

Please next time say something good or call me @ 800 HATE ME12 ..hope U will stop criticizing Your Brothers.

Thx.

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POISON

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 01:09 pm
You all failed to mention the other type of men.The middle aged,confused in teenage syndrom erra,delluding to being cool,lonely,introvert,FAT belly,ugly and self depricating types.Shiit i mean like XOOGSADE.LOL

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Somali Male

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 01:45 pm
Asalaamu calaykum;
Alow me "Hihihiihihihi" for a second. I was in tears, from laughing, as read the entire postings.
I've similarities with soma of the men described above. The following is what I tell to most Somalian females I meet at weddings, parties, etc...

1)I'm a taxi driver, and I 'll probably be one till the day I die.

2)I went to a highschool in Somalia and dropped out at foon tirrii (Junior in the USA).

3)My favorite place to hang out is at sturbucks.

4) I drive a white 1990 Geo Storm.

Ofcourse most of the females run away me or avoid me next time they see me. But in reality this me...


1)I've a bachelor in Biochemistry and masters in Virology.

2)I work for a big pharmacutical company and make enough money to send my nieces to the best US university.


3)My favorite place to hang out is at the mosque
and no I'm not a wadaad.

4)I drive 1998 3000 GT (my baby).

5) I'm late 20s, yes that is my real age.
I'm at the age where I should get married but didn't find the right, since most of the Somalian females I've met young or old are GOLD DIGGERS.

I wish I was one of those guys that you were describing earlier, whoever falls in love will do so for them and not for what they can provide.

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Hurdaaye

Sunday, November 12, 2000 - 03:44 pm
guys,

Hold on! this is all about joke! ok! nothing serious here. This is not gender war. Those girls need entertainment and if they take bite of their brothers's asses is not that such that bad. let them have it.

Gheto and sparkle,

Guess what ? those are the ones waiting you ahaahahaha i swear they are there for you. And no matter how much you know them, one of them will fool you. so you better watch out!

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zamalek

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 04:24 am
it seems ladies you greatest strength is classifying social traits, you really made me laugh LoL LoL LoL and I did enjoy the comments that you made and I have to accept it does exist keep it up girls and let it flow I have to say you do have an esoh ghetto girl

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GhettoGirl

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 10:44 am
Hey hey hey people,

I knew you guys missed me but enough about me (:.
I added some more stuff for you kids to enjoy so have fun!

Window Shopper: This might seem a bit silly but it's for real. Now a window shopper means someone who just browses for stuff in a store never buying anything. Window shopper's have very low morals and dignity. Now don't get me wrong I'm not saying there's anything wrong with window shopping because I do a little myself, but when it gets to a certain point that your window shopping at a dollar store that's when things get out of hand. I've even seen window shoppers stooping so low that their also window shopping at donut shops LoL believe it or not it's true if you don't believe me go to country style located near Dixon.


Jaad dealer: You guys might be familiar with the term crack dealer but this is something called jaad dealer. A jaad dealer lives in Somali dominated areas so he could have a booming business. A jaad dealer is about 40-and up it could be either male or female. Jaad dealer's are really crazy to a certain point like for example jaad dealer's have to go out on foot or by car to look for possible consumer's. Just the other day I saw this man approaching this lil boy he was probably 13 or 14 the man whom I assumed was a jaad dealer because he had a pack of green stuff sticking out of his pocket and a 2 liter bottle of coke in his hand was physically groping the poor innocent boy. From where I was standing I could tell that they were having some sort of an argument so being the lady I'm I walked over and asked what was going on.The jaad dealer looked at me and just walked away( now that's how I take care of business LoL) People beware jaad dealers are people that walk and live among us so take extra precaution when going outdoors.

Mr Cool Guy: LoL I know this is really funny Mr.Cool Guy what on earth was I thinking. Now Mr.Cool Guy is in a whole new ball park of his own.Mr. Cool Guy walks around saying the same damn phrase over and over again whenever you see him "ciyaal meekal baan ahay" LoL as if that's something cool to brag about. Even though Mr.Cool is in his late 30's his got a little funk to him. Sometimes I worry for Mr Cool because in his mind Geri Curl's are still in LoL Someone call the fashion police.Mr.Cool drives a Ford Tempo '85 color tan brown "To him it's a "landcrusier" LoL
Mr.Cool is also a guy who is not ashamed of taking a first and a last of the month in fact he flaunts his welfare checks everywhere he goes. This is what's not so cool about Mr.Cool at the age of 30 his still living with Hooyo Xawo Xaax.

N e ways that's all I have to say for now so take care people I hope you enjoyed these one's.

zamalek: what on earth is "esoh" I looked it up in my webster dictionary but didn't find anything.

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fabulous___girl

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 01:21 pm
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ghetto girl
hahahhahahhhahahahahahahahaha, i'm laughing out laud damn, damn, every thang about somali dudes are true,for real, i mean for real,
" mr cool guy" aight,DAMN THAT SOUNDS FAMILIAR AROUND YANKEE PLACE, NA MEAN.....LOL

i'm shootin some toooooo, ya'll can hate meeeeeeeeeeeeeee now...........whateva.....


NINCOMPOOPZ----is the kind of man who thinks he is all that, believe me he is nathing but a looser who walks aroud the "YANKEE" st sniffing food all day around the MAQAYAD eats for "DEEN", never pays back.

DING-DONG-GUY------is kind of man who takes da chickz to dinner,and dasen't even know how to order from the food menu,later on he digs up all the food, with his hands ,what a shame,geeeeeee that kind of man needz to dismiss from, magaalo.


BAABOON-BOY-------is the most skinny and uglies somali man on earth,but this dude thinks that he is cuteeeeeeeeeeeee for real,and he only dates fat white chickz,that baaboon boy has diif all the time ,and he says the same shi-t over and over, (eg)like nigga,fu-ck sh-it like that,dasen't even know what it meanz,,,,,hate mmmeee,whateva

more to comeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
laterzzzzzz ,geeeeeeeeeeeee i'm loving this place
damn i like hustling somali dudes, but love is around the coner,,,,,,,na mean..lol

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Waleed

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 01:42 pm
Ladies, I really don’t blame you for taking an action against us, since many of my countrymen took this forums as an opportunity to humiliate our women in general. They decided to be faceless since they couldn’t dare do it in real life. But, it doesn’t mean that you ladies should attack back with cheap shots, two wrong don’t make right after all.

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SPARKLE

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 02:35 pm
WELL. WELL, WELL GHETTOGIRL. IT SEMS AS THOUGH WE GOT A NEW ADDITION TO OUR SOMALI MALE BASHING CLIQUE ( NOT HATING ON THEM). LET ME KNEW IF WE SHOULD LET HER IN (FABULOUS GIRL I'M TALKING ABOUT.)

EVERYONE ELSE...........WATCH OUT FOR MY NEW ADDITION 2NITE.

I'M A HIT Y'ALL UP REAL SOON!

SPARKLE*

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Fay

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 06:29 pm
FIQ ,,,, FIQ & FIQ , Till,,,,I was rolling on the floor,,,,,Looool That was of the hook girls.
I guess,,,,,,It's pay back time,,,,lol

I live in US in small quite Somali community and we don't have that kind of problem for real they're decent men,most of them are families.
As Somalis we don't even see each other except Sunday Qur'an school,Eids preyer,Picnic(one time a year) and there is not that many weddings I' have been to one about 10 months ago that means an average one wedding each year and no parties at all( Some Somali ppl didn't like it because of that and they moved to other states) party animals,,,,lol.
Honestly most of them are busy working and seeking for higher education ( Most of them got professional jobs).

What I'm wondering is there's not that much different between US & Canada, It's all about organizing your self,goals and start doing it step by step( That what you missing ppl).

I see it like this if you think Somali men in Canada are losers well sisters that's goes on you too,,,,No offence,,,,,did you get my point?

So you better shape them up before it gets too late,,,,Remember they're like your brothers.
( Ajarna iyo xasanaat Illahay wuu idinka siinaa marka iscaawiya) after all no one is perfect,,,, Life is not easy and they're straggling,,,, did you ever think of that?

Let me ask you this,,,,,Are those characters include your father and brothers too?,,,,That was just a question.

Later ppl....


Fay

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SPARKLE

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 06:45 pm
AIGHT TIME FOR MY NEW ADDITION. NOW THESE WERE DISCOVERED RECENTLY AND WITH MUCH CONSIDERATION.

NOW FOR WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN WAITING FOR.

1) PLAYED OUT PLAYA- NOW LADIES AND GENTELMEN THIS HAS GOT TO BE ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVOURITE "MEN" TO WATCH. IF YOU CAME OUT INTO THE DIXON COMMUNITY AROUND DINNER TIME YOU CAN SEE THESE SELF-PROCLAIMED BONEFIED PIMPS AT WORK. NOW THESE BROTHERS COME OUT WITH THE SAME CLOTHES EVERYDAY, WINTER SUMMER, SPRING OR FALL. THEY WALK AROUND THE NEIGHBOURHOOD MACKING ON ALMOST EVERY FEMALE SOMALI SPECIE THEY SEE. RANGING IN AGE FROM 14-64. THESE BALDING THRITY SOMEHTING YEAR OLDS HAVE NO SHAME. I SWEAR TO GOD ONE DAY I SEE ONE OF THE LOCAL PLAYED OUT PLAYS "ALI KOOLEY" MACKING ON A MOTHER AND DAUGHTER DUO ON THEIR WAY TO THE GROCERY STORE. PATHETIC!!!

2) "MR. WINE HER AND DINE HER"- THIS IS ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE "STAY AT HOME SOMALIS" BUT THE ONLY DIFFERNECE IS HE WATCHES SOAP OPERAS AND THE OPRAH SHOW OR AS THEY LIKE TO CALL HER "KUUSEY." THIS TYPE OF BROTHER PICKS UP ALL HIS DATING TRICKS FROM THESE T.V PROGRAMS THINKING THAT THEY ARE GOING TO WORK ON OUR PICKY AND SOMETIMES DIFFICULT SOMALI SISTERS (SORRY I HAD TO DROP SOMETHING FOR THE GUYS) WHEN THE DAYTIME SOAPS ARE DONE HE CALLS UP ONE OF HIS FEMALE FRIENDS FOR DINNER AND A MOVIE. WHAT HE FORGOT TO WRITE DOWN WAS THE PART ABOUT WHEN "KUUSEY" SAID DECSENT DATE. HE TAKES HIS GIRL TO THE LOCAL IMAN RESTAURANT WHERE HE ORDERS A TAKE OUT SPORTAGE AND THEN LATER TO HIS FRIENDS HOUSE WHERE THEY WATCH A D.V.D VERSION OF "HOUSE PARTY III" ( I LIKED THAT MOVIE!!!!!) LOL

3) MR. QAMAAR- NOW THIS TYPE OF MAN MUST NOT BE LAUGHED AT SINCE HE IS COMMITING A SERIOUS OFFENCE AGAINST HIS FAMILY AND RELIGION. BUT STILL HE NEED NOT BE IGNORED. THIS TYPE OF SOMALI IS ONE OF THE FEW LO LIFES LOL. HE WORKS AT THE LOCAL FACTORY SOMETIMES WORKING OVER TIME, TRYING TO PLEASE HIS GAMBLING ADDICTION. WHEN THE WEEKEND COMES AROUND HE TAKES ALL THE MONEY HE WORKED THAT WEEK (INCLUDING LITTLE GULED'S DIAPER MONEY). HE GOES TO THE LOCAL SOMALI HANG OUT (BANADIR MOST LIKELY) WHERE HE GETS TOGETHER WITH ALI MADOOBE AND FARAX WAALO TO PLAY CARDS AND WASTE THEIR MONEY ON ANOTHER WEEKEND OF QAMAAR AND JAAD.

BONUS***

THIS IS A BONUS FOR EVERYONE. NOW I CALL THIS TYPE OF BROTHER A "CAREER CRIMINAL." THIS "SMART", INDIVIDUAL MAKES A GAME OF SEEING WHO GETS INTO JAIL THE MOST TIME BETWEEN HIM AND HIS GENIUS FRIENDS. THEY COMMIT STUPID CRIMES SUCH AS "DRIVE-BY SHOPLIFTING" WHERE ONE IDIOT WAITS IN THE POSSES' PINTO WHILE THE OTHERS RUN INTO THE MALL AND GRAB AS MUCH STUFF AS THEY CAN, THEY THEN RUSH INTO THE AWAITING GET AWAY VEHICLE. NOW WITH EACH OF THEM WELL AWARE OF THEIR IMMIGRATION STATUS THEY CONTINUE TO COMMIT OTHER STUPID CRIMES SUCH AS GRABBING THE DONATION BOX AT THE DOUNUT SHOP, OR BEATING UP THE SECURITY GUARDS AT THE BUILDINGS. THIS TYPE OF BROTHER IS ALSO KNOWN AS A "TWINKI", SEE A TWINKI (CAKE) HAS A SHELF LIFE OF ABOUT 10 DAYS. MY CAREER CRIMINAL HAS A HIS SHELF LIFE OF ABOUT 10 MISDEMINORS BEFORE HE IS SHIPPED BACK TO XAMAR OR FOR MOST OF THEM BAADIYO.

HAHA.......LOOK FOR MORE

SPARKLE*

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Anonymous

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 06:51 pm
SOMALI WOMEN ARE THE WORST HUMANS ON EARTH i THINK. THEY THINK OF FUCKING RATHER THAN RESPECTING THEIR MAN. AAL OF YA BROS DIVORCE THEM AND MARRY FROM OTHERS. THEY DREAM ABOUT GUSS-. THEY ARE DIRTY AND UNCLEAN. THEY STEAL YOUR MONEY AND CHILDREN. THEY ARE CHEAP AND EVERYONE FUCKS THEM. I WITNESS THESE WOMAN DAILY. THEIR MEN ARE WORKING IN STATES AND THEIR WOMEN IS FUCKED. THEY ARE XAARAAN I GUESS. I REALLY HATE THEM ALL AND WILL NEVER MARRY THEM. FUCKK YOU SOMALI WOMEN

LOYAN

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Anonymous

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 07:40 pm
SOMALIS BEWARE OF SOMALI WOMEN. THEY ARE ASSHOLES.
THEY ARE CHEAP. SICK. NEVER-BE SATISFIED. MAKE YOU POOR. TAKE YOUR KIDS. THEY ARE IGNORANTS TOO.
THEY LOVE THE JEANS PANTS AND THINK THEY ARE THE BEST. THEY SMELL BAD AND THEY ARE EASY TO FUCKK. BELIEVE ME I GOT ENOUGH EXPERIENCE. THEY ARE MUNAAFIQQIN AND UFF. THEY GOT SIL WEN. I KICK THEIR ASS THEN THEY RESPECT ME. NEVER BELIEVE VTHEM. NEVER BELIEVE THEM. THEY GO TO AROOS, WASMOO, TACSI, XAN, ISKU-DIR. THEY ARE THE ONLY ENEMY YOU GOT. THEY HATE YOU SO HATE THEM MFUCKERS.

LOOYAAN- I MAKE THEM SUCKK MY DICCKK; THEY DO IT GOOD

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Me

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 04:43 am
Well well well
That is said!!!!!
here in london we had enough and I had enough!!!!!
I am still waiting the description of my beloved piece of art???
what is that????
I am really looking forward who is going to descript my DICK
come on tell it something about it!!!

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mr. cool

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 07:54 am
What we have here is a clitori headache, mother was right, clitori makes girl talk trash, diss the men she is suppose to serve. now where the •••• is my breakfast sparkle/ghettogirl.

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notbychoice

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 08:39 am
u forget the most common ones.....

the short and poorly endowed men.

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Mr. cool

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 10:00 am
ANON couldnt say it better myself, you didnt mention one think they like ass fuckin too. das why they got the big fat butts.

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AWEL

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 10:38 am
TO GHETTO GIRL: TO SPARKLE:

LISTEN, FIRST OF ALL LET ME SHOW U A COUPLE OF EXAMPLES OF YOUR IGNORANCE. FIRST YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT A "WHOLE" GENERATION OF SOMALI PEOPLE, WHEN INFACT YOU CAN ONLY BRING A EXAMPLE OF ONE TOWN. OK MAYBE ONE CITY. LISTEN I HAVE BEEN TO DIXON TWICE, BUT HAVE ALLWAYS LIVED IN VIRGINIA. AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION. AND YOU WOMEN ARE NOT LOOKING TO PRODUCTIVE EITHER. YOU SIT AT HOME, TALK ON THE PHONE ALL DAY. EAT, GET FAT, AND THEN TALK ABOUT WHAT WE MEN ARN'T DOING. I AGREE, AND WILL BE THE FIRST PERSON TO TELL YOU THAT, WE SOMALI MEN ARE NOT DOING THE BEST JOB. BUT I THINK EVERY SOMALI (WHEATHER MALE OR FEMALE) WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THAT WE ARE COMING TOGETHER AS COUNTRYMEN NOT ENEMIES. USING YOUR (PROBOBLY ENGLISH 9) SKILLS AND TRYING TO DEGRADE AND CLASSIFY SOMALI MEN IS NOT GOING TO GET ANYTHING ACCOMPLISHED. AND HEY, U LIVE IN DIXON, AND I HEARD OF HOW IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO GET A JOB THERE. SO I SUSPECT YOU ARE TAKING WELFARE CHECKS TOO!! ANYWAY MY POINT IS TO EITHER HELP THE SITUATION, OR SHUT THE •••• UP!!

BETTER RAISE UP.

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Hibo

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 11:00 am
Hey girlz..Hold it.. I must disagree with you all... How about MY KIND.... the Casanova....ha.. not every Somali is useless.... certainly not mine... n many more out there........Don't inferiorate our men.....They r Sweet Hearts....
Atleast in my Eyes.....
The handsome..features...
the beauty within..
No one can beat that....

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SALSA

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 11:18 am
OH MY GOD, U ARE SO HALARIOUS!!!! LOL. I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING. SPARKEL, THE ONLY TYPE I HAVE ENCOUNTERED SO FAR IS THE 29-YEAR OLD-19YEAR-OLD-WANNA-BE. ANYWAYS, WHILE IT'S GOOD FOR A LAUGH, THIS DOES SEEM GENERALISING

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MR. COOL

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 12:42 pm
DIXON WOMAN

I HAVE BEEN TO DIXON ONCE AND YOU CANT MAKE ME GO BACK THERE, I THOUGH IT WAS SOMALI TOWN AND IT IS BUT THE WOMAN THERE CANT BE CLASSIFIED AS SUCH, MOST WOMAN I MET THERE DURIN MY STAY HAD THIS SMELL COMIN FROM THEIR MOUTHS, LATER WHEN I INQUIRED I WAS TOLD IT IS JAAD, YACH. THEY DONT WEAR HEAD DRESS AND THEIR HAIR MAKE THEM LOOK THEY SCAPED FROM MENTAL INSTITUTION, YOU THINK THEY ALL HAVE KRAMMERS STYLIST. THEY ARE FAT YET TRY TO FIT IN THREE YEAR OLD'S T-SHIRT, AT LEAST IF THEY COULD HAVE THE DECENCY TO COVER THEIR BELLY. OH GHOSH, SEE DIXON IF YOU WANT TO KNOW THE DIFINITION OF UGLY.

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Naser

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 01:59 pm
No matter what you say or do to degrade us, at the end a Somali man somewhere has to take your clothes off, and ENTER you. Let's just hope it is legally for your sake.

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Xoogsade

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 02:16 pm
Ghetto and Spanky:

The question is still pending. How many abortions and how many bastard niggers have you had? How many dead and how many alive?

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fabulous_girl

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 02:52 pm
nooooooooooooooow lets get wild and freaky
aight,,,,,,,,wanna know more about somali menz
here weeeeeeeeeeeeee goooooooooooooooooo,aha,,


later peepz i gotta go now,,,,,,,,,,but i will be back with some freaky........YANKEEEEEE PLACE,STROYEIS damn that place is full of flight 13 niggaz, trus me that place is something,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,we call "G" in another wordz,,giir giiryaaaaaaaaaaal dudez.......just like that FOOL over there MR COOL.....


IF YOU NEED ANY UPDATE NEWZ ABOUT YANKEE PLACE just HOLLA HOLLA @ FABULOUS GIRL,,,,,,,,,,,

ASTALAVISTA BABY...................

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Africanni

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 03:03 pm
It is all in the name of humor. If you are not any of those groups mentioned why bother, let the girls have fun. I am not offended, as a matter of fact I find it very funny. But I Hope they or others don't perceive this as a stereotype of a Somali man. We are nothing close to that, actually speaking of myself.

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AKA_HONIC

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 03:10 pm
HOLD UP LET ME HOLD IT DOWN FOR THE FELLAS. THREE TYPES OF WOMEN

1)FAKE IQ: HOES THAT THINK THEY ARE SMART BY TRYING TO USE A MAN ''SOMALI MAN'' FOR HIS MONEY, BUT ALWAYS END UP BEING LEFT FOR ANOTHER HOE.

2) STINKY: THESE ARE HOES THAT HAVE SOME OF THE SMELLIEST ASS IN THE WORLD ''4 REAL'', BUT STILL HAVE THE PRIDE AND DIGNITY TO WALK AROUND THINKING THEY ARE THE $HIT; OH WAIT THEY TECHNICAL ARE THE $HIT THAT BE SMELLING SO BAD.

3) SINGLE MOTHER: HAY WHAT CAN I SAY THIS IS ABOUT 95% OF THE FEMALES IN THE WORLD TODAY. AT HOME YELLING FOR EQUAL RIGHTS LIKE THE RIGHT TO WORK, BUT ALWAYS MANAGE TO STAY HOME COLLECTING WELFARE CHECKS; AND HAVE THE PRIDE AND DIGNITY TO MAKE FUN OF OTHER SOMALI PEOPLE THAT DO THE SAME.

YES HOES YOUR SECRET WORLD IS BEING EXPOSED.

HONIC- I DON'T LOVE THEM HOES.

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mursal

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 03:21 pm
oh my god,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,somali men r dead................i mean it,,,,they are dead


"waar nimayow maa naagaa inaga qabataan"

you lil girlz r killing us. i'll come back with my list of somali women......next year.

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riyyo

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 03:32 pm
miyaan aabe idin dhalin miyaan hooyo idin dhalin ?malaga yabaa wiilashan gabdhaha caayayaa inay gabdho la dhasheen mase laga yaabaa gabdhahan wiilasha caayaya in ay wiilal la dha sheen miysan haboonayn in lakala roonaado oo layska dhaafo khaladka khaladka lagu saxayo

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SPARKLE

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 03:53 pm
xoogsade, xoogsade, xoogsade! my brother you are killing me I swear to god! I thought I have already answered your question about the abortions..........NO! aight. There never was a reason to have an abortion. Jamaicans hey them people are funny and I actually really enjoy chilling with them.

mursal your brothers would help you if they weren't at the dounut shops wasting their time.

Mr. Cool---> thank you for the compliment of Dixon woman I'm proud to actually be called that. Obviously you are basing your idea of dixon women on the older jaad dealers. In dixon there is a total of 6 buildings with each one having 23+ floors and 16 apartments on each floor. Hopefully you can do the calculations and come to conclusion that there are a heck of alot somali women in this place. So saying that all dixon women are like that is stupid a nd dumb......but then again what was I expecting from a guy with the name "Mr. Cool"

Aka honic..........finally a brother that understands the reason why i started this whole discussion in the first place. I wanted the brothers to come back with something. Very comendable but you still lacking something.....maybe the humor.....I don't know help me out.

NUFF LUV & RESPECT.........CEEN"

SPARKLE*

oh yeah be back with more later no doubt

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Mr. cool

Tuesday, November 14, 2000 - 06:29 pm
me again, I am kinda in between jobs you know, from my welfare hoe to the next... hahahahahah. anyway this is all got to do, and am not going to generalise all somali woman. I will only target two girls and their village dixon. here it is:

1. They hate men cause mother decided to get a man for them, and he was abusive.

2. Father got wacked in somalia cause he was fuccking idiot and they blame somali men.

3. ayeeyo made their viginas completely shut and the guy mother got for them was mercilless

4. they use narc like jaad, but they are not free to do so, and they think men are resposible for that too.

5. remember the guy mother got for them, well he is tellin them, he will transfer marriege licence to his cousin who happens to hang out in the dixon donnut shops.

6. I will think of something else for this #.

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SPARKLE

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 04:29 am
Mr. Cool guy,wow I swear to God you will never get over the dixon thing and I finally know why that is the case. You were denied an apartment in Dixon and you are sitting here taking all your aggression out on us lucky ones. I'ma break off a lil' some something for you and actually answer you back. (I swear to god I don't know why)

1. I don't hate men and I'm not arranged to be married. (no one wants me) lol

2. My father is still alive and can be a fucking idiot at time lol (dad forgive me). I still don't hate men, but I'm begging to hate you just a bit.

3. Ayeeyo, I never even seen my ayeeyo yet, no one shut my vagina shut and the guy i'm with has a hard time finding the hole anyways.

4. I don't waste my money on jaad simply because I'm broke as hell and my shab hasn't arrived yet. Plus if I wanted to eat jaad I'd get a piece of branch from one of the trees infront of my building.

5. The guys cousin is kind of cute and plus, he has a shoe size of 18' and you know what they say. The dounut shop man everyone is at the dounut shop.

6. Oh yeah I really think I do hate you now.

PEACE, NUFF LUV SPARKLE!

Any one that believes anything that I write is a complete idiot. I'm all about jokes. Sometimes I'm not even sure when I'm telling the truth or not.

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Sister in vain

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 05:03 am
Sparkle


Sis i was supporting and laughing at your views but guess what? I'm not now! Thanks to your stupid remark on calling your father 'Fucking idiot' Sis thats not good.
Bye ! Disgusted!

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Ahmed1

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 07:07 am
Waxaan maqli jiray naag ninkey legado kama kacdo. Mid baa u bilowday markaasay kuwada dayadeen.

Carabta waxay ku maahmaahaan "Nin walboo wax ah naag ayaa ka dambeysa" marka hablayahow hadii ragii saas aad ku sheegteen idinkana waxaan u maleynayaa inaad ka liidataan, waayo hadii aad idinka wanaagsantihiin waad kabi leheydeen!!!!!!

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Abdul

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 07:46 am
Sparkle !

Let me get this right, the Taxi driver is your dad!

The single Mom is your MaMa !

The 29 year old guy is your younger bro !

And you are in your fifth year ! of a One year program at Community college !!!!

Since you said the people you are talking about are people you know, the conclusion is obvious !


Oh ! one more thing, there is No such word as REPLING ! is that Jamaican ? ouch !!!

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Abdi_y

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 08:05 am
Hey,,, that was great I laughed all day!!, partly because i know some of those described do actually exists.. I'm from the uk and we have somali's that fit into every category conceivable.. somali's are the same where ever they are. but don't take it too seriously girl, because a tiger can't change it's spots..
And what every you may think of your father,, plz keep it to yourself.

Peace&Love

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mr.cool

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 09:45 am
sparkle we are tellin things based on nothing right, well iam just being defensive, i am sure you understand. and no i never had the chance to hear yes or no from dixon appartment people, they said they will contact me, still waiting.

ladies dont be offended for my comments, i assure you i cant say these things on your face, out of respect. but am having great time bashing sparkle/ghetto and their village dixon.

6. sparkle is so cool she makes me feel ashamed of being mr.cool. ghetto however i swear to nobody is being harrased by her mother asking her constantly to get married or she will let her clan pick a husband for her, some green mouthed clown from hargeysa. good luck ghetto and remember not everyman is your cousin

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Nadiah

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 09:50 am
Pathetic and disgustingly immature of Mr. Cool and Sparkle who call their fathers "fucking idiots'!? Are you guys so insecure that you try to be "cool" and 'well versed in the english language' by insulting others especially YOUR OWN Fathers. You are daciif, daciif,daciif.
Let us see how far showing off will get you.
By the way don't you people ever get tired of this man/woman thing. It is so boring! Or maybe you guys are "main squeeze-challenged" hence the fascination with the man/woman thang!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

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QOONSADE

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 11:00 am
SPEAKING FOR MYSELF, MY GAROOB HUNTING SKILLS HAD PAID OFF AND ALLAH HAS BESTOWED ME WITH FOUR KIDS(AXAMDU LILLAAH). REVILING SOMALI MEN WILL NOT CONVINCE ME TO DISPARAGE MAGNIFECENT SOMALI QUEENS. PLEASE BROTHERS AND SISTERS REFLECT ON YOURSELF;THERE WILL BE ACCOUNTABILITY IN THE JUDGEMENT DAY.


SALAAM TO YOU ALL.

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AKA_HONIC

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 11:14 am
Sparkle I am well aware that you started this whole conversation because you know it isn't true about all men, but you just wanted to get a reaction like this out of all of them. But anyways all joking aside you need to tell your dad to stop it with the Siad Barrie jokes at the country style next to Dixon. The nigga almost got his ass kick the other day; oh and since you talk like men don't work and women do,tell your mother to hook your father up with some money nigga always beging for a quarter and $hit like that. Nigga almost sold your silly a$$ to me two days ago your 30 cents. Sad a$$ family you come from Sparkle. Now I really think I know why you wrote about this topic, it affects you were it hurts most straight from your home. Your dad is a war criminal cracking Hawiye and Issaq jokes, your mom has an imaginary job. Only in Toronto a silly girl like you gets a computer avalible to diss her own family.

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Waleed

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 11:24 am
Ladies and Gentlemen, I thought that my country men are the only one with an idiotic point of views, no matter what the topic is. It turned to be our women are even worse, and many thanks to this silly discussion.

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SPARKLE

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 11:45 am
FIRST OFF..............YOU PEOPLE ARE LACKING READING SKILLS I THINK. DID YOU NOT READ AT THE END OF MY COMMENTARY WHERE I SAID, AND I QUOTE "ANYONE THAT BELIEVES WHAT I WRITE IS A COMPLETE IDIOT. I'M ALL ABOUT JOKES"

INCASE YOU HAVEN'T I'M TELLING YOU AGAING. I'M JOKING I DON'T HATE MY DAD.......I LOVE HIM OFF HE IS NOT AN IDIOT! (NOW I'M SERIOUS INCASE YOU'RE WONDERING).

HONIC----> WHO GAVE YOU THE BACKGROUND OF MY FAMILY MY DAD AINT EVEN HERE TO BE AT THE DOUNUT SHOP. I AINT ABOUT TO GET MAD AT YOU CUZ YOU KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED ALL OF THIS SO ITS STILL "ALL GOOD"

MR. COOL THANX.........BUT U STILL AINT COOL BECAUSE YOU HATING ON MY PARTNER GHETTOGIRL!\

BE BACK SOON ENOUGH

SPARKLE.

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QURUX

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 02:28 pm
salaam

These who claime to be the "MEN WATCHERS" Iam CUP DRIVER what's my punishment then, mind you I don't hung around in
"somali bars"
. at the donute shop
.at the weddings
. nor pray on young girls
and as you may be aware of my E.S.L is not limited to "yes or no". would u rate me then 8 out of 10 then coz that is how I see my self.

To AHMED1 loooooooool sxb your 2 sayings were crackers walahi I loved it, give some more of that to this little sisters.

But as you said Iam personally taking no hard feeling about your view of men since u stated that u were only joking. ok fair enough, but why not give a bit aboute the woman's downside, or do u expect us (men) to open up our dictionaries. well we can't open our dictionaries coz there is no time, at least a man like lol, why? simple, who's gonna fid the family if I get busy with the dictionary. But for u , u are a single mother who has nothing to, wake up in the afternoon while he is away, open up the forums discussion and start "formating". how is that easy huh, I will be waiting to hear it then, something like how they do
.the buraanbur
.wash the dishes
.putting on borrowed dahab and dirac and showing off in evry aroos. pleas help me will ya, I will be waiting.

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Basra

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 03:42 pm
Ok ........You have got to be kidding? Can you all search for some decent thread of dignity in your hearts? Ya all know Whitney Houston song..........." They can't take away my D-I-G-N-I-T-Y"......loooool Grow up

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UK-BOY

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 07:26 am
YO AINT FROM DIXIN BUT THAT PLACE SOUNDS LIKE ITS A SICK PLACE ENY WAYS TO MY SISITERS GHETOGIRL AND SPARKLE, SOMALI GIRLS ARE NOT PERFECR EITHER HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH A SOMALIAN GIRLS THEY DONT FEEL •••• THEY ARE DEAD FROM HIPS DOWN. CAN YOU BLAME US WHEN WE GO TO WHITE OR BLACK GIRLS WHO CAN ENJOY IT , NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE OR ENT THING BUT SOME TIMES TRUTH HURTS

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SABAX

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 08:20 am
I am proud.......Woman

This argument goes to GhettoGirl and the Spark..
Girls u better "reverse brain drain" ur argument

Since ya girls have..described the 5-types of men. Why don't ya girl's as well describe the changing types of girls.

Well, I reside T.O...and when ya go to parties or weddings...ya see..Somali GIRLS acting like they are somekind of "mamaz".

I respect everybody opinion and expression, but yet there are those girls so called "wanna be ILBAX"..in other words "civilized or sophisticated".

Those kinds of girls who wear mini-skirts...that u can almost see ...the stretch marks of her butt...those kinds of girls who think if they smoke they are bad.....well "HIDE N SEEK" in the washroom with "Martini, Henz n Benz", duMARUIER...PLAYERZ N SO ON".

Those kinds of girls who put the Somali Women's name down.....da rub..their azzez on the guys in the JAMZ..like two icons.

All these examples relate to GHETTOGIRLS comments about Somalimen...the grass is always green on the otherside....we shall not critize a demo....the dec is yet to be touch..the aspects of life..in this small world we call home.

Reason I said is we should not judge others when we know....the outcomes and consequences.

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QOONSADE

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 12:39 pm
BASRA, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO DUGSI QURAN? JUST CURIOUS!!

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AKA_HONIC

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 12:51 pm
This really doesn't have to do with anything concerning this topic cause I really don't give a ••••; but I just want to know two things, what is so wrong with Dixon. Believe me I have lived in Toronto for 14 years and there are much dirtier places, and secondly what's wrong with donut shops. You Somali people are so busy making fun of your own people that you all fail to notice that 95% of donut shop customers are white people. If you haven't noticed yet hanging out and talking to friends at a hang out spot like a donut shop is the Canadian way of life, just like British just got to have their tea.

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PITNEY

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 01:42 pm
SPARKLE AND GHETTO A WHO U TINK U ARE TRYING TO DIIS US SOMALI MEN, BLOOOODDDDDDCLOOOOOOOTTTT!!!!!!!! MYYOUTE DEM TINK THEY HYPE YOU GONNA END UP WIT A SOMALIA GUY ANYWAY SO STOP THE HATE.
MORE FIRE MORE MORE FIRE BOI BOI CEEEEEEENNN.

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mr. cool

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 02:55 pm
I thought I won the war between you know who, is this new game with new players or do I still got to kick the penalty goal. I don't see the major players ghetto/spunky oops LoL sparkle. said enough already. well I am off to harass chicks in Mogadishu or puntland my two favorite donut shops.

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Basra

Thursday, November 16, 2000 - 03:53 pm
QOONSADE

Ofcourse i went to Dugsi you idiot,a daughter of Gentleman Wadaad and GentleLady Muslima,how can i not go to Dugsi? looool I do not tolerate Inflictive stupidity,if you are naturally born stupid,its another story.
W-H-A-T-E-V-E-R!

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Madi.

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:14 am
Perhaps BASRA, YOU NEED TO GET MARRIED SOONER THAN EVERY GIRL. That is the only option for a girl like you. I can see the indications all over your writings. Love, Movies, beauty, gossips ALL kinds of subjects that drive a young lady crazy if she is not kept in check. That is what I would do if you were my sister. Aand nice girls don't insult people.

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QOONADE

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 05:53 am
To basra.

According to your remarks, your parents are very noble and religious individuals, May Allah grant them his best janah, THE JANATUL FIRDOUS. You seem though, I might be wong,that you picked up the alien culture pretty fast. please, don,t let the evil forces deviate you from the right path; that is the genuine advice that a true brother can give to his beloved sister.
For instance, I am assuring you that am not assualting your integrity, nor do I want to scrutinize your moral character;that is only the stupid NASTEEXA I can give.

I think it is time to pack up my idiotic ideology, and head to my natural habitat and my ideal breeding ground, THE ISLAMIC NET

asalaamu calaykum everyone.

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Leeroy

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 09:21 pm
@Sparky


Girl hold on there!!! If you think this is joke here me not...

What is wrong if you been Somali men..

It is possible that a woman (like your self) raised on one side of the planet (Ven..) can feel disloyal to a her-countrymen and people on the other side of the planet. Sista all those sound you've just made we as a men cannot understand and relate to it..

to delight and relief I didn't have to write to you cause if I do, you made your point across, and I could not sit and read this so called non-sense are unacceptable on a personal level.

Place called Dixon is where we all live and call home. To my surprise calling Dixon a worst place and still admitting that you live is pain and anger it self. Being well and truly lived that place you hated, I lived with every Somalis who call there home. That is why the air and surrounding buildings is full of triumph.

Didn't you dad or mom (ehmm.. just wond.. ) tought you the good manners girl

but remember Stupid girl is nobody's girl...\


I'm capable of loving profoundly those ppl who are different from my self. na mean..

Let me ask, What does it mean to be Somali-woman?
don't ask for h E L P?
eight....

Leeroy

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SPARKLE

Thursday, November 23, 2000 - 05:35 pm
Leeroy.......or should I call u Milli Vanilli......

brotha man you're continuosly making me laugh.

Incase you haven't notice which I don't think you have yet. I wrote this as a joke. The characterstics I wrote were just some traits that my friends and I noticed, and wanted to share with others.

There is no need to defend these "farax's" because they do exsist. They weren't something that I just invented one night and decided to discuss. The reason the "might" sound ridiculous to you is maybe because I wrote the truth masked with a little bit of a sense of humour (which if u ask me u are lacking).

A place called Dixon. I did not at anytime insult Dixon, what I had done was name Dixon as one of habitats for my mis-lead brothers. I'm gonna say this again....I love Dixon to death and I've been hear long enough to know what I am talking about; and believe me I know what I'm talking about.

For your information my parents have taught me manners. The question is have your parents taught u manners because from where I'm viewing all this I beg to differ.

To me being a somali-woman is being no one else than me. If that classifies me as a somali-woman than so be it if not I'm not stressing one bit. I'ma be me regardless of what u think or your fellow F.O.B's thank you very much!

nuff luv & respect alwayz
Sparkle*

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COOL-MAN

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 03:59 am
SABAX I L;IKED WHAT YOU SAY SISTER.PLS LETS STOP THIS SPARKLE IS A WORTHLESS CHEAP,IGNORENT,GODLESS WOMAN.CALLING FUCKING IDIOT TO HER FATHER.WHAT ARE YOU EXPACTING FROM HER? SHE IS A DEVIL.GO BACK TO YOUR KUFAAR(GAALO)BOYFREINDS.

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GhettoGirl

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 11:36 am
First Of All I Would Like To Say Wuzzzzzz up to My Girl Sparkle. This Goes Out To Those All Haters Who Ain't Got Nothing To Do Put Pick On Us Girls For Making A Simple Joke. Come On Now Haven't You Guys Heard Of Something Called A Joke (you know like hahah). N E Wayz Peace Out Folks. Oh I Almost Forgot •••• YOU SABAXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Bitch You Got A Problem With Me Then Step Up Until then ONE!!!!!!!!

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mr.cool

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 04:38 pm
it is mirracle ghetto is alive.

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NATURAL

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 08:04 pm
Hey GETTOGIRL, I have spent countless hours reading this page from hell of yours, & I am amazed by the many faces & names you have, sparkle, Mr cool , sabax, & the many other names, even the one who wrote in Somali, is you LoL(all but three of the people on this page is you) you can fool a lot of people by doing your creative acting/writing skills, but AhAh , not me, I must say though, you are good actress, & as bizarre as those categories you mentioned might sound it is true for the most part, the fact of the matter is no body like to be a loser, but being qaxaooti in tough, you get every thing against you, the ppl, culture even nature, & if you had easy life thanks to your parents care, a lot of Somali men came here on their own trying to survive, & for you to make even fun of some body who is on 12 hr graveyard shift/driving taxi or whatever is pathetic & sickening, I wonder what do for living if any, I suppose you still live with your parents still being cared & fed for, & thanks to Mike Harris you live in Dixon which is almost free shelter. I must say you are far from being stupid,in fact bright,yet outrageous, & your writing skills is amazing, & I give you a lot of credit for that, cause not many people can master that, but when you bash some body for their lack of english or ESL or what ever, remember, not long ago you were little frightened Qaxooti girl in this country, strange looking some what starved with no english at all. Though you have come a long way since then, you still have some improvements to make including, reality check.

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SPARKLE

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 02:08 pm
NATURAL.....U MUST BE SOME TYPE OF BONAFIED IDIOT!

DAYUM SPARKLE IS ME AND ONLY FOOL!

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NATURAL

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 03:45 pm
Good acting as always ,

You bonafied sneaker with multiple faces &

names !!!

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PINK

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 04:46 pm
TO: NATURAL

your right my brother, so many of as have forget what had happed to as when we first come to american or other place. i have no ploblem with a man driving taxes at least he his working. we should not speak bad about our man after all their are our father, brother, husband.

TO SPARKLE: SIS DONT DOG MAN MAYBE SIS YOU ARE WITH ONE RIGHT NOW.
AND IN CASE YOU WONDERING I DO HAVE MAN AND HE IS NOT NONE OF THE THINGS YOU WROTE BUT EVEN IF HE WAS I WONT NOT LOVE HIM DIFFERLY BECAUCE I DONT DATE MAN BECAUSE OF HIS WORK BUT MORE OF HIS HEART.


TO NATURAL: PLEASE DONT THINK ALL SISTER ARE A LIKE MANY OF AS ARE SMART I WOLD NEVER TALK ABOUT A MAN IN A BAD WHERE SIMPLE BECAUSE YOU NEVER NOW IF THEIR WILL MARRID YOU LATER IN LIFE.

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Beaver

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 12:58 pm
Spark I am vindictive enough to repel your faminism activity in this discussion board. Although it was harmless but you have gone far beyond the imagination to include your own father regardless of his rights on you which is really sad. Dad's little girl is a feminist and striked dady first with mouth full of curse, isn't that sick?(Spark). Spark~ “As a critic gets older, he or she usually grows more tetchy and limited in responses” that is right no (QAI).

Philosophy of Feminism states this "no harm to the family members but u have crossed the line Spark.
Always Family members last Ok Spark?
No hard feeling sis.

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mr. cool

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 03:41 pm
natural

look huuno, i admid am what u say iam, i cant help it, i tried to be sparkle, mr.cool and counless of othernames but somali boys/girl didnt go for that finely i decided sparkle and still not getting the attention i deserve, i ask you bro/sis what am i to do hah?

here comes sparkle, yow ghetto dont write nothin today aight. ok baby but tomorrow guf guf.


NUV LUV & RESPECT ALWAYZ

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Anonymous

Sunday, November 26, 2000 - 04:04 pm
beaver and butthead

could'nt agree with you more.

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SPARKLE

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 12:20 pm
Mr. Cool u stupid a** moda soca how dare you come on pretending to be me as your personality. If I ever find out who you are I swear to God!!!!!!!!!! lets not even think about that aight.

SPARKLE*

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girl_from_uk

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 02:07 am
this is an absolute joke!!
girls, I salute you.
it's quite obvious that people reading your comments find it hard to digest the true meaning of a Somali hoodrat of all shapes, age & size.
they don't seem to get it though.
does that surprise me?
no, how they can be played on like puppets on strings.a known fact
but you girls had me hooked on this piece right here.
couldn't get enough.
Somalis are the same everywhere.
here in London,England, we don't have donut shops, so they usually kick it in the streets, maqaaxii etc.
the part that cracked me up was when you supposedly dissed your dad.hahahahahahahah
I swear some people are silly.
girls keep it up, coz you know the list goes on and on.

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Real Girl

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 02:42 am
Ghettogirl or Sparkle or whatever •••• your manes are. let me tell you that i am a somail girl who lives in london and i think you are only hating somalian guys coz you can't find one who will date you.

I think you are the the one who needs help most, you are likly to be a 30 year old women who her mother keeps telling her to find a husband but can't find one coz you being used so many times.
don't get anger at your brothers coz they won't have you.

Ghettogirl don't worry coz you can alway be lassie with your used girl Sparkly.

Truth Hurts don't it.

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Real Girl

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 03:00 am
To: Pink
Good on you, I think you told the truth. Life is a rollercoaster and just because a person might be in a useless job today doesn't mean he/she will be in the same job tomorrow. Great things do happen for people in life and we should not make fun of a person's way of earning a living.

Anyway a joke is a joke when not taking too seriously.
Have fun coz you only live once.

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SMOOOOOOTH

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 03:36 am
WALLAHI, I GOT TO PUT IT DOWN 4 MY TWO SISTAS AND CUZS SPARKLE AD GHETTO, YA'LL R JOKES...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

THAT •••• IS FUNNY, NOW LET ME MAKE A LIST OF SOMALI CHICKS IN THE T DOT

1) THERE'S THE OBIVIOUS GROUP OF SINGLE MOTHERS) THEY HAVE KIDS 4 ONE REASON, TO INCREASE THEIR WELFARE EARNING(REMEMBER THE CHILD BENEFITS, ITS 200 PER KID). THEY CHILL HOME ALL SAY AND WHEN THE WEEKEND HITS, ITS TIME TO PARTY AT THE LATEST AROOS. THIS IS WHEN THEY CALL THEIR LITTLE NIECES TO COME AND BABYSIT THEIR KID IN DIXON. YA, PERFECT TIME TO RUN BATTERY AND FLEX. I LO VE YA SINGLE MOTHERS

2) THE DONUT HOES) THESE CHICKS FRONT LIKE THEY DON'T REACH THE DONUT, BUT U CATCH THEM THERE EVERY SATURDAY NITE, TRYING TO FIND A RIDE TO WHERE ELSE, BUT BURLINGTON. THEY LOOK 4 A BRO WITH A RIDE ALL NITE, AND IF U HOOK THEM UP WITH A RIDE, THEY'S DO ANYTHING. THESE CHICKS WILL GIVE HEAD FOR A RIDE TO A CULB

3) CRACKHEADS) THESE MIGHT ALSO BE MISTAKEN 4 THE DONUT HOES, BUT THEY HAVE A UNIQUEE TASTE 4 JUICE AND CHRONIC, YO THEY ALSO DO ANYTHING 4 A RIDE. EASILY WOK A GAFF FOR A DIME PICE, EVEN A FIN.

4) STABBERS) THEY BITCHES R STRAIGHT UP CRAZY. THEY PLAYA HATE ON NEXT CHICKS ABD ALL THEY DO IS PLOT WHEN TO EXCUTE THE NEXT MISSION. THEY REACH SOMLAI JAMS JUST 4 THE MAIN PURPOSE TO STARTING RAWKUS. AND THEY ALL ASSOCIATED WITH THE CRACKHEADS. AND IF THEY AINT IN JAIL, GROUP HOME OR REHAB, THEY USAULLY WALKING AROUND AT NITE AT WESTON AND LAWRENCE LOOKING 4 A NEXT BITCH TO STAB

5) GLODDIGGER) ONCE PART OF THE DONUT HOE, THIS CHICK HAS NUFF EXPERIENCE TO MUNIPLULATE NIGGGAZ WITH RIDES. THEY PREFER NIGGAZ WITH VANS, SO THEY AND THEIR HOLE "CLICK" CAN REACH A JAM( USAULLY BURLINGTON), BUT WILL SETTLE 4 A 88 ACOORD. BUT DEEP DOWN INSIDE, THEY STILL HAVE THE DISTINCITEVE BEHAVIOR OF THE DONUT, GENTLEMEN, DON'T BE FOOLED BY THESE WOMEN. AND NEVA TRAVEL WITH MORE THAN ONE.

6) AND NOW WE HAVE THE MOST DANGEROUS, THE PLAYETTES) YO, PEEPS, STAY AWAY FROM THESE CHICKS. THEY USAULLY R SIGHTED EVERYWHERE. THESE R EXPREMEMYL SMART WOMEN THAT HAVE GRADUTED FROM THE SCHOOOL OF GOLD DIGGERS. THEY LOOK 4 NICE MEN (USAULLY AN ESTABLISHED OLD NIGGA FIENING 4 SOME PUS*Y, AND THAT JSUT COPMLETED HIS NITE SHIFT AT UPS). THEY LOVE TO DECIET, TRICK AND USE NIGGAZ. BUT A TRUE NIGGA KNOWS HOW TO CONVERT THESE DANGEROUS SPECIES

7) UNDERGROUND FREAKS) FROM THE OUTSIDE, THEY LOOK LIKE SHIEKS, BUT THEY FREAKS. THESE CHICKS USALULLY GO THE ISLAMIC SCHOOL AND ACT LIKE GOODY TO SHOES, BUT GET READY TO BE AMAZED. THEY LOVE TO GET FREAKY, IF U CATCH THESE CHICKS ALONE, U'LL BE IN 4 A RIDE. USUALLY, U CAN PICK UP THESE CHICKS WAITNG 4 THE BUS OUTSIDE ISLAMIC SCHOOL( SOMEHOW KNOWING UR NAME ,••••!!!!!!!!) , OR AT THE LOCAL MALCAAMA,.

8) IM A MODEL) THESE CHICSK THINK THEY SO FIT, THEY FRONT HOW THEY MODELS AND ••••. THEY R U USAULLY FIT, JSUT DON'T BE FOOOLED, THEY JSUT BETTER LOOKING GLODIGGERS. FRONTL LIKE THEY HIG END, BUT USAULLY NOTHING MORE THAN WAL MART FLYERS

9) IM SMART!!!!!!) THESE CHICKS ACTR LIKE THEY THE BOMB, USAULLY GOT A JOB AND ••••, AND FRONT LIKE THEY DON'T NEED NOBODY. BUT THE TRUE NIGGA KNOW S HOW TO USE THEM 4 HIS ADVANTAGE. IF WORKED ON NICELY, NOT ONLY WILL U GET IT, BUT A NEW WATCH TOOOOOOOOOOOO OR HOOKED UP DINNERS AT WAGAD. USAULLY FRONT LIKE THEY GO TO U OF T, BUT U FIND OUT THEY STILL IS HIGH SCHOOL OR WEHERE ELSE, GEORGE BROWN

10) LAST BUT NOT LEAST WE GOT OUR "SISTAS":O NOW THIS GROUP IS THE MOST DESIRABLE.. USAULLY THUGGED OUT, BUT STILL FEMININE, THEY R THE BOMB. THEY WILL PARTY AND GRIND WITH A NIGGA TUFF. ONE WOD OF WARNING, THESE CHICKS CAN EASILY TRANSFORM AT ANY MOMENT TO ANY OF THE ABOVE GROUPS, SO BE CAREFUL. BUT STILL THE MOST DESIRABLE

NEWAYS, THIS 4 JOKES, SO DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY

LATES

REXDALE NIGGAZ WHERE U ATTTTTTTTTTTT

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SMOOOOOTH

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 03:37 am
PRPS TO MY GIRLS GHETTO AND SPARKLE, MAKE A COME BACK, AND ADD MORE AKA HONDA

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SMOOOOOOOOOTH

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 - 03:52 am
AND GHETTO, I FORGOT COUPLE OF MORE GROUPS

11) THERES THE CRIMINALS) THESE CHICK R THE MOST FUCKED UP. A NIGGA NEVA FEELS SAFE WITH THEM IN HIS RIDE. THEY USAULLY LOOK INNOCENT, BUT THEY MIGHT END UP GETTTING CAUGHT 4 SHOP LIFTING ON A DATE. AND MIGHT GET ARRESTED CHILLING THEM AT WESTON AND LAWRENCE. GHETTO WINK WINK. AND MOST FUCKED R THE ONCES THAT R COMBINATION OF CRACKHEADS, STABBERS, GOLDIGGERS AND CRIMINALS, THESE ELITE GROUP CAN NOT BE APPROCHED, AND R A MENACE TO SOCIETY, •••• BE CAREFUL, ONLY SPEACIALLY TRANIED NIGGAZ CAN HANDLE UR ••••. AND THESE CHICKS R NOT THE ONES TO BE WITH WHEN U PUSHING UR SICK RENTAL OR STOLEN, CAUSE THEY MIGHT GET U HARRESSED AND DEFINIELY BOOKED

12) AND THERE'S I LOVE NIGGAZ GROUP) THESE CHICKS LOVE BLACK DICKS, AND USUALLY ENDS UP CHASING AFTER ADOONS. THESE R THE MOST DEPICTABLE GROUP. ITS HARD 4 A NIGGA TO WORK THESE CHICKS, BT STILL POSSIBLE. THEY HATE ON SOMLAI NIGGAZ CAUSE OF PAST EXPERIENCES ( AT GRADE NINE, SOME NIGGAZ PULLED A FLEX ON THEM AND TOLD THE ENITRE WORLD ) SO TO ESCAPE TAUNTING AND PROBLEMS, THEY TRY TO RAN FROM SOMLAI MEN. THESE CHICKS USUALLY UGLY THOUG, SO LET THEM GET TAPPED BY SOME JAMIANCAN NIGGGA IN REX.

LATES

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DooliMadoobe

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 09:11 pm
I happened to be man who lives in T.O. One way or another I must fall in one of the catagories mentioned by the ladies be fair or not. I hate that ina sense:) Yet I liked the jokes of the girls.

Fellas no matter how well the game went, at the end of the day people will look at the score. I'm ashamed to admit it but these gals won the jokes:( Way to go freaks lol
Dooli

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ANOTHER M.FUCKER WITH NO FUTURE

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 09:31 pm
3TYPES OF SOMALI GIRLS:
BITCH
BITCH IN TRAINING
BITCH WANNA BE

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WANAAGSANE

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 01:54 am
ASSALAMU CALAYKUM:

I AM LAUGHING.......LAUGHING,,,,,,STILL LAUGHING....

I, NORMALLY DON'T COMMENT THIS TYPE OF CHEAP HUMOUR, BUT THIS ONE WAS JUST TOO GOOD TO RESIST......

Some of you (ghetto-girl, sparkle), you must be talented to have made this observation.......are you some kind of anthropologists????

iS THIS SOME KIND OF SCHOOL PROJECT?...I HOPE SO, OTHERWISE YOU MIGHT RIGHT THESE COMMENTS ON U R EXAMS-PAPERS...LOL

But isn't what you are describing a phenomenen in every urbanised city?.......

I hope that you are still working on part II---500 kinds of women to give an objective picture of the situation.....LOL

anyway, I enjoyed this piece.......

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Jeylani

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 04:27 am
"I don't measure a woman's success how high she climbs but how high she bounces when she hits the bottom." Have you heard about this quote GHETTO/SPARKLE? I guess not. You fell so hard...you affecting us all...u and your type.

By the way, are you still stealing 'Word up Magazines' @ Convenience stores. How much convictions under a $1000 by now sis...get real.

I knew when ladies in their mid twenties pretended to be teenagers by lying about their age would create a bunch of confused Psychopaths.
You are a clear example of this.

Devote your time to improve your miserable life.
Nuff Luv...Dayum...Aight...Frankly, these ebonics disgust me.

Great minds discuss ideas...average minds discuss events...Ghetto/Sparkle (Low class minds) discuss people. What even qualifies you to be the bottom of the bottom....degrading your own people. Have a sense to distinguish the difference between humours and serious issues. Morons.

Don't bring me to your level...don't expect more follow ups from me. You can directly challenge me, if u like. I'm sure you will learn something in the process.

Ciao

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Jeylani

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 04:30 am
RadiantR@excite.ca

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SPARKLE

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 09:13 am
dear jeylani, iam amazed of your free thinking spirit, let me point out one thing though, I use no more eponics than you. furthermore I like you a lot, I will write soon and glad you left your email. right great minds discuss ......., question jeylani I alwayz considered men from mogadishu better then Burco boys, are you seeing anybody?

NUV LUV & RESPECT ALWAYZ
SPARKLE*

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caligirl

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 10:10 am
to sparkle and ghettogirl: i am very surprised to read that you girls have in canada the kinda men that we have in san diego. oh my God!! they're always sitting infront of the 7-11 and the somalian restruant. i hate them, they have nothing else to do but to just sit thete and sip the coffe. i get so imbaressed when i walking infront of the 7-11 because they stare at u and sometimes hit on u. i wont insult them or anything but girl they need to stop doing that and sart helping their wives, get eduation, or atleast stopt sitting infront of the seven-11. we also have those tax drivers but thier kinda nice, i mean all they do is drive the tex oohhhhh they do something...they eat a lot of chaad, in the weekends u should see this place, all thier yellow cars are parked on there and they're in mirqaan eating the chaad. the only thing they should stop is eating the chaad.

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GhettoGirl

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 10:41 am
Wanaagsane thank you for your input I'm glad that you enjoyed this unlike the other Qaxooti's who wrote in here you know this was just a joke. There's Going to be PT.2 me and SPARKLE are working on it. SMOOTH LOL you had me cracking up waryaa n e wayz I'm going to be adding something on here soon so don't worry. JEYLANI I have a couple of words for you KHANIIS KA TAHEY WAS!!!!!!!!! What do you mean I'm in my mid-twenties nigga you must be trippin unlike you I'm aware of my Immigration status. JEYLANI for Christ sake you could lie to whoever you want but For the love of God don't lie to yourself. I think JEYLANI falls in one of these categories.


SPARKLE I STILL THINK YOU NEED TO GO TO THE DOCTOR!!

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Somali-Yankee

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 10:58 am
Namaste.....girls...yu must enjoy this taking shot at your male counterparts.....well i won't defend the ills of my fellow somali men but the fact is many somalis have messed up big time men and women alike.....be of service to your people by encouraging them to change for better not by making mockery out of thier current state.
your humor is tolerable to an extent but it becomes tastless when it turns into arguments and name calling
peace

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@#%^&

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 06:35 pm
Here we go again, yet another name for ghetto/sparkle/the countless names, you think smooth is other than the above? give me a break ! even some of the latest people in this page is none other than who else? what a waste of talent, if only she/he could put that in to good use, but then I have seen on the TV the other night, the smartest man in the states(with IQ of 185 that is one in two hundred million)is a bouncer. If nothing else, I like the creative writing of this person with multiple names & faces, but even that is getting kind of sparkleless, boring these days.

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khad

Friday, December 01, 2000 - 06:24 am
people let me tell ya i am from london and it is all the same •••• here too somalia man stand in the streets thinking that they are back home dam they need to wake up and smell the coffe:}
any way dressing is a another subject.

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REXDALE

Sunday, December 03, 2000 - 01:59 pm
YO GHETTOGIRL AND SPARKLE I STILL WAITING FOR PART 2.

LATES.

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zamalek

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 04:15 am
to GHETTO GIRL

ramadhan karim to everyone. sorry I took awhile to respond to your question as you will not need a webster dictionary to know the meaning of 'esoh' it is an abbreviation for excellent sense of humor I learned it from my nanny while she was explaining to me how to treat a lady I guess I have a long to go but being the novice that I am I am still learning and am learning from the best non other than my lovely mum

Ladies you really made me laugh as for ghetto girl you better call your self miss intelligent and witty as you are what epitomizes a Somali woman. take care ladies and make me laugh time and time again as the English say 'laughter is the music of the soul'

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JORDAN

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 03:35 pm
GETTO/SPARKS LOL WHAT A FUN STAFF TO READ
DAMP''THOSE GIRLS ARE REALLY KICKING HARD MANNN,
YO IT'S TRUE THOUGH, I AM FROM TORONTO,AND MOST OF THE STAFF THEY SAID WAS TRUE, EVENTHOUGH, THEY BIT ADD IT UP SOME STAFF.

YO GETTO/SPARKS WHICH ROLL YOUR PARENTS PLAY IN THIS ANYWAYS? ARE THEY WORK? HOPE THEY ARE NOT THOSE WHO WATCH CNN ON THE SOMALI BARS.

YO THAT WAS A BULLET MAN, I CAN WAIT TO READ NEXT ONE. PEACE

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SPARKLE

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 03:41 pm
DAYUM IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING BUT GUESS WHOS' BACK EVERY1.....YUP YUP IT'S ME SPARKLE* THE ONE AND ONLY...FIRST OFF I'MA LET Y'ALL KNOW THAT THERE HAS BEEN AN IMPOSTER....I KNOW I KNOW HOW COULD SOMEONE EVEN THINK OF IMPERSONATING ME....BUT MY BELOVED PEEPS THERE HAS BEEN. THE LAST MESSAGE THAT WAS WRITTEN WAS NOT ME AT ALL. BUT WHO CARES...I GOT IMMIGRATION ON THE IMPERSONATER!

ANYWAY ZAMALEK....HOWCOME GHETTO GOT ALL THE LOVE DAYUM BROTHA READING THAT MESSAGE TO HER MADE ME CRY. BUT IT'S AIGHT.....I'MA FIND MYSELF SOMEONE TOO!:(...LOL!

NUFF LUV & RESPECT ALWAYS,
SPARKLE*

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Advicer

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 03:52 pm
Getto/sparks. Who are you guys to judge who somali community, who obviously have both good and bad people. It's compelety unfair for you ladies to come up here, and insult whole community. Can I ask one thing, do you guys go to school? if you do what did they teach you?
I hope they teach you respect, cause you aigh't show any word respect at all. I would suggest both of you to go back to school and learn the word of respect.

Educate your self ladies, have possitive attitude towards everyone. since then peace

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Anonymous

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 03:53 pm
i now the 3 types of somali mans.


1. sexy

2. uderstanding.

3. muslims.

if any somaliam women get the 3 types you are

luckly.lol

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Anonymous

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 05:06 pm
Who else But ghettoGirl taking to her self, the crack head with thousand aliases & faces.

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Shu Shu

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 06:02 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Somali girls around the global. Thank God we only deal with taxi-drivers here in Seattle. I hope you all find what you looking for. I think you are generalizing all Somali men, because I personally believe that 10 out of every 100 Somali men are huntable. Search girls, Search and don't give up on our Somali brothers.
Ramadan Mubarak.......

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Anonymous

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 06:39 pm
To Zamalek, brother you sound very intellectual, and very educated. Could you please post/leaave your e-mail address for me, next time you visit this site. I am very well educated + cute young woman, who is looking for a very intellectual young Somali man. Anyways, the momment i read your comment, I was touched by it ( don't need to be very specfic), but I sure don't mind a man who was trianed by his Nanny, and Mom on "HOW TO TREAT A WOMAN". I hope to hear from you. This is not a joke.

Ramadan Mubarak

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wisdom

Monday, December 11, 2000 - 09:22 pm
TO SPARKLE:

JEYLANI JUST DISSED AND U WANT TO GET WITH HIM...SEE, THAT IS HOW WEEK GIRLS ARE

ANOTHER THING I WANT TO ASK SPARKLE AND GHETTOGIRL:
YOU'LL GOT ENOUGH TIME ON YOUR HANDS...WATCHING MEN IN DONUT SHOPS...I LIVE IN WESTON AND LAWRENCE AND I WAS LIKE "DAMN THEY ARE RIGHT"...BUT HOW DO U TWO KNOW ABOUT ALL THESE...
YOU MUST BE THE ONES WHO HOP IN THE BACK OF THEIR CARS...DON'T BE DISSING YOUR MEN LIKE THAT...THAT IS THE BIGGEST SIGN OF HYPOCRACY...I BET U TWO R THE WOMEN IN THEIR LATE TWENTIES WHO SAY THEY R TEENAGERS THAT JELANI WAS TALKING ABOUT...IN THE PROCESS THEY LOOSE THE LITTLE SENSE THEY HAD...COZ THEIR WHOLE LIFE REVOLVES ABOUT BEING YOUNG...
ALL I AM SAYING IN A NUT SHELL IS THAT THOSE MEN YOU TWO WERE TALKING ABOUT ARE YOUR PIMPS...THERE IS NO OTHER WAY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN ABOUT

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Anonymous

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 05:11 am
why is your men, our girls , our this and that?
there are times when we have to unite, but can't we have our individuality?
can't we do the things we need to do and not worry about what the next somali sis and bro think?
just coz i diss one of you does it mean i'm dissin the whole somali nation?
this particular subject about somali men in canada only applies to the ones in canada , although living in the u.k. i can't really notice the difference.
live your life coz this is mine.
if i'm a sinner, allah will deal with me.
but hey.

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Ali

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 05:49 am
There are plenty of bad women just as there are men. As a Somali guy, I have seen more than my fair share of bad women. Yet, I hold on to the dream of meeting the right one. I hope that she is Somali. I can't conclude based upon my experience with Somali women that all sisters are bad.
There are brothers and sisters out there who have given up on seeing Somalis for one reason or another. I was one of them but I realized that I might meet a lot of bad ones but in the end the right one will come along. Nothing good in this world comes without a struggle.

Ali.

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187

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 02:55 pm
yow, and how them ugly bitches who couldn't go outside because people my mistaken them with a MONKEY

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a_man

Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 07:32 pm
good example of that type would be sparkle and ghetto girl. critisizing ppl on the net when they can't go out coz of their ugliness

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zamalek

Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 03:02 am
to anonymous
hi sis

I guess I shall be taking your comments with a pinch of salt. I am not intelligent or witty as you may think am still a novice and am still learning my trade but thanks for the compliment

here is my e mail if you want to Zamalek09@yahoo.com nice take care guys and all the best Ramadhan Karim everyone

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