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     | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 02:51 am HEY PPL, I'M GOING TO VISIT NORTH EAST AMERICA IN ABOUT A MONTHS TIME, CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT THE US IS LIKE GENERALLY. I'M IN THE UK.
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| | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 05:39 am It's very cold this time of year, plz bring extra heavey jackets and plenty of warm socks.. have fun and enjoy your stay..
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| | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 07:23 am xabiib, you sounds like customs officer. shamsa, as xabiib said it is cold this time of year specially in where you going. If your destination is new york city, at first you will hate it and then you grow to be a newyorker, and start dissing strangers, you will have plenty to do and never run out of fun but it will cost you big time. have fun and enjoy your stay lol.
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| | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 08:06 am Shamsa, bring us some Jaad.
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| | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 08:11 am it depends on what part of the country you're visiting shamsa
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| | Monday, November 13, 2000 - 09:09 am Siciid I am caming to arizona..do u know anything about it?.if u do please let me know. Shamsa I am in uk too..but I am traying to move to USA...tel me sis which state are u going? peace
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| | Wednesday, November 15, 2000 - 11:13 am Hey no one is gonne wlc u. Don't waste your time just kidding wlc to USA girl........
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| | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 04:07 am ANON, I'M NOT MOVING THERE, I'M JUST GOING TO SEE WHAT'S LIKE, CAUSE I HAVE TO SPEND THE WHOLE NEXT YEAR AS PART OF MY DEGREE IN AN AMERICAN UNI, IF I DON'T LIKE I'M NOT GONNA GO TO USA BUT SOMEWHERE IN EUROPE.
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| | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 05:46 am first of all welcome to united states(as they say the land of oppurtunity) and to that faggot up thre saying bad stuff about new york u can suck my cock son. shamsa if u come to the states I'm sure it's gonna be a dream come true for you everything is good from life to economic and I'm sure you wont go back to that gay ass country called UK nah mean.
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| | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 07:45 am nyrker4life, listen kid, I am not your foster father or who ever touched your ass in the bronx, take your homophopic attitute somewhere else, this is somalinet, not newyork gay club aight.
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| | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 08:43 am Common guys, the young lady is asking about what to expect when she comes to States, and you are trashing each other. pssssssssss Remember first impression....
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| | Friday, November 17, 2000 - 11:20 am To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchial duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The rt. hon. Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect: 1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed". 2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. 3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. > > 4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. 5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through. 6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US rugby sevens side by 2005. 7. You should declare war on Quebec and France, using nuclear weapons if they give you any merde. The 98.85% of you who were not aware that there is a world outside your borders should count yourselves lucky. The Russians have never been the bad guys. "Merde" is French for "••••". 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 8th will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day". 9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. 10. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. Thank you for your cooperation. -- ---------------------- Christian F. Beckmann Address: Oxford University Centre for Functional Magnetic Resonance Imaging of the Brain, John Radcliffe Hospital, Headington, Oxford OX3 9DU, UK Email: beckmann@fmrib.ox.ac.uk Phone: +44(0)1865 222704 Fax: 222717 ------- End of forwarded message ------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Trash CanMain MailboxSent Messages
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