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Are you laughing or Thinking ?

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Hani

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 03:15 am
This is another poem i would like to share with you all. You might have heard it before or not but anyway here it is.

The reason why i am sharing these poems are because Ramadan is coming soon and we as somalians have seem to be forgoten few things since we all came to Europe.

Funny: how a $20 bill looks so big when you take it to Mosque, but so
small when you take it to the market.

Funny: how long it takes to do Zikr (or dhiker) for an hour, but how
quickly a plays 60 minutes of basketball, or complete day watching of
Cricket match on TV.

Funny: how long a couple of hours spent at a Mosque are, but how short
they are when watching a movie.

Funny: how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't
have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.

Funny: how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra innings, but we complain when a "Taraweeh" during Ramadan is longer than the regular time.

Funny: how hard it is to read a (Sorah) in the Quran, but how easy it is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.

Funny: how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
scramble to get a back row at Mosque so that scramble out.

Funny: how hard it is for people learn a simple Preaching well enough to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and repeat gossip.

Funny: how we believe what the newspaper says, but question what the
Quran says.

Funny: how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, or to think, or to say, or do anything.

Funny: how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through e-mail and they
spread like wildfire, but when you start sending messages regarding the
LORD, people think twice about sharing.

Funny, ISN'T IT?
Are you Laughing?
Are you Thinking?
Spread the Word and give thanks to Allah for He is Good & Merciful!!

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Regula

Monday, November 13, 2000 - 04:55 pm
Personally i was not laughing but rather thinking!...thanx for these thoughtful observations!

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pink

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 12:31 pm
TO hani


Thank for those word you have just wrote you are a smart sister please continue.

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ACUU DU BILAAH

Friday, November 17, 2000 - 02:31 pm
THIS IS A LOVELY POEM. IT IS ALL TRUE, EVEN THOUGH WE ALL THINK OTHERWISE.
WE ALL THINK WE'RE GONNA GO HEAVEN WHEN WE HAVE NOT EARNED IT. WE'RE BUSY ENJOYING THIS LIFE. WHY ARE WE SO ATTACHED TO THIS LIFE, WHICH IS GETTING SHORTER WHICH EACH BREATH THAT WE TAKE.
LIFE ON EARTH IS TEMPRARY, BUT HELL FIRE IS ETERNAL.
JUST SOMETHINK TO THINK ABOUT.

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AKA_HONIC

Saturday, November 18, 2000 - 11:26 am
Thank for those word you have just wrote you are a smart sister please continue.

Ha Ha Ha; pink aren't you one of those stupid bastards that tried to diss my English skills for accidentally adding a K to now. Nigga that whole line you just wrote makes no fucking sense. Please look at the type of $hit you produce after attempting to write, before you making fun of little mistakes other people make. And to the person who posted this message what the F.U.C.K do you care if I am thinking or laughing.

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PINK

Sunday, November 19, 2000 - 02:56 pm
TO AKA PHONIC


MOTHER FUCKER I WAS NOT THE ONE WHO WAS MAKING FUN OF YOU I SIMPLE AGREE GO TO HELL.

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AKA_HONIC

Monday, November 20, 2000 - 12:57 pm
Ha Ha Ha AKA PHONIC; WHAT IS THAT THE PROGRAM YOU CURRENTLY ARE ON. WELL IF IT IS NIGGA YOU BETTER ASK FOR YOUR MONEY BACK CAUSE IT ISN'T HELPING. PHONIC •••• NIGGA YOU ARE FUNNY, I JUST WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU. TWO WEEKS IN THIS COUNTRY AND ALREADY TELLING FUNNY JOKES.

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PINK

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 08:43 am
TO AKA HONIC


I HATE YOU SO MUCH..... MOTHER STOP THIS BULLSHIT OR IT WILL BE ON LIKE I TOLD BEFORE I DON'T NOW WHAT I DID TO YOU BUT MOTHER I NOW YOUR ARE GAY LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE YOU MAYBE THINKING I WAS YOUR EXLOVER NO BABY BUT I SOW WITH MY NEXT DOOR FRIEND DOG WHERE YOU FUCKING THE DOG OR IT WAS FUCKER YOU BRO THE TRUTH NOT LIE AND WAS THAT YOUR FATHER IN THE ROOM TOO. OH NOW YOU AND YOU FATHER HAVING SEX AGAIN I THOUGHT YOUR GAY NOT YOUR FATHER TOO. AKA HONIC KEEP IT THE FAMILY YOUR ARE ONE BAD BAD BAD BOY. GOD FORGIVING ME IS THAT AKA HONIC ON TOP OF HIS MOMMY GET OFF HER NOW WHAT ARE GOING TO TELL YOUR DAD OPPOSED I THOUGH YOU WERE FUCKING THE DOG.

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AKA_HONIC

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 11:45 am
Pink whatever you are man or women; can you please tell me what the F.U.C.K you said to me in English. I think you might have something interesting for me to read, but I can't understand it. So ask you ESL teacher tomorrow to translate it for you can retype the improved version. And why do you keep calling me mother, I don't know you, but if you don't currently live with your mother I hope you find her soon. Ha why don't you call a talkshow and ask them to reunite you and your mother. And what the hell brought a dog, your neighbor, and a whole lot of unnecessary $hit into this. I think you need to get checked up quick, maybe the war in Somalia F.U.C.K.E.D your brain up bad, but Insha Allah you will get the medical treatment you deserve.

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HANNA

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 03:25 pm
TO AKA HONIC..

YOU ARE SO FUNNY YOU GOT HER OR HIM VERY GOOD. I WAS HAVING A GREAT TIME READ IT.


YOU ARE SO FUNNY..

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PINK

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 - 03:28 pm
TO AKA HONIC

GO TO HELL MOTHER FUCKER BITCH WHO IN THE HELL YOU THINK YOU ARE. IF I NEED HELP I WONT NOT GET IT FROM YOU GO TO HELL I HATE YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH.

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Hani

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 02:27 am
Guys,

Please stop this nonesense at once.This is not the place fight with one another about a little mistake you made.

P.s Also mind you language.

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PINK

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 06:56 am
TO AKA HONIC


PLEASE STOP I`M VERY SORRY TO WANT I DID TO YOU.

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Princess Guinevre

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 07:02 am
Pink get your self a hobby. disgusting walahi

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PINK

Wednesday, November 22, 2000 - 08:21 am
TO HANI

I`M VERY SORRY I WILL STOP OK SIS.
(AKA HONIC) YOU TOO WE DONT WANT HANI TO (KILLED)AS.
WE HAVE OUR ON PROBLEM. HANI SORRY OK (AKA HONIC )STOPPED BEFORE HANI NOWS WHERE YOU LIVE AND COME TO GET YOU. AFTER ALL IF SHE GET YOU WHO GOING TO FIGHT WITH ME 24HOUR A DAY.

BYE HANI. LOVE YOU SIS

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T-GIRL

Friday, November 24, 2000 - 09:23 pm
I was deep in thought...........Still am

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down to earth

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 08:56 am
i am truely touched by the message you wrote Hani, we all need to reminded of the purpose of lifi coz it seems like we have been brainwashed ever since we came to the western world, i personaly think that we are wasting our time in dissing each other like pink and who ever the guy she is dissing is. we need to use our time more productively and start to appreciate one another. another thing is that why our somali brothers hate on us somali sisters? may ALLAH guid us to the right path in life. GOOD LUCK.

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faarax

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 12:18 pm
I'll answer your question down to earth IT GOES BOTH WAYS.boys Vs girls--------girls Vs boys,Their's bad boys and bad girls out there.

So no sister we don't hate you because you're a somaliwoman we just despise the manners in which some sisters act or behave towards their own country-men.

ramadaan kareem

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