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Jokes section::::clik here and prepare to luagh ..(logic)

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Before Dec. 16, 2000): Jokes section::::clik here and prepare to luagh ..(logic)
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mynameiswha?

Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 08:54 pm
first joke
one day one man settled down in a campground when he settled down he laughed you should be lauging too well then it was night an he forgot to bring his tv so he sat down an imagined he was watching the s.p.i.c.e channel he jerked off an drifted off to sleep.morning came and enought of this story little little pig let me in..(*sniff*sniff)
i'm free to all critizism....

read my book jay walking times bestseller

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Saturday, November 25, 2000 - 09:14 pm
idiot this page is not for jokes. besides what you wrote is trash.

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FAN

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 10:41 am
ude your so funny ahhahahs every body should read this ahhahashaha. your so funny i just cliked off the porn site i was surfing mann lol you damnn funny yall should read this mann his is an artist great mann here (may i plzz get your autograph)
thank you so much for making my life alot easier with your humor your way better than chris rock mann you are the rock yeah baby


hey fuckin stupid ass why the hell did you call my freind an idiot his a genius ..your the idiot for callin him an idiot fuckin dumb ass you will live to regret this mark my words mannn mark my words this is not THE END

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mynameiswha?

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 10:56 am
YOU WANNA GOOD JOKE HUH?
two men(both dead) meet in pearl gates(heaven)
one asks the other how did you die? "well i froze to death" was his reply. and he then asked how did you die? "well i knew my wife was cheating on me so one day i came home from work early..i checked the bed room and there she was knitting a sweater for me".. "hi honey" she said..i knew she was hiding him so checked the closet went downstairs to the basement an ran to the attic half way up the stairs i had a heart attack""".
then the other man goes " you fuckin idiot if you would of checked the damn freezer we'd both still be alive...
this is not the end

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kendoll

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 11:09 am
once upon a time a man and his dog got shipwrecked an were standed on a deserted island
other than the dog and the man there was a wild pig (female) that was on the island ..so every once in a while the dogg humps on the wild pig and has a good time..the man gets frustrated by not having sex for so long so he goes by the wild pig to try an get a share ... but the dog starts barking madly and biting his teared pants barking and barking ...days turn into month's, month's turn into years..and the man never gets to have sex ..being desperate more than you can imagine...while he's eyeing the wild pig a beautiful women totally nude wash's up on shore "oh thank godd" "thank you godd" tha man keeps praising and praising the women tells of how she and her freinds had a shipwreck and she was the only survivor ..he gives her food and shelter ... the next day comes and the man is desperate as hell ripping he's hair out.. waiting for her to wake up..she finnaly wakes up and thanks the mann for the food an shelter "thank you ever so much for this generosity" she says " no no it's the least i could do" he reply's she tells him in return she will do anything he wants
"ANYTHING" "anything" she says ....the mann reply's whithout hesitation "could you take the dogg for a walk while i shag this sexxy pig"

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faarax

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 11:17 am
it's RAMADAN

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kendoll

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 11:21 am
so what if it's ramadhan mann does it keep us or wait can it keep me great king of stuff from having some fun

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187

Monday, November 27, 2000 - 01:19 pm
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hey, what would say if u was talking to god, and god SNEEZEs??????????????????

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libaax

Wednesday, November 29, 2000 - 07:23 pm
damn it...187 get the hell out of here with your white jokes...we can't relate to them

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mrcool

Thursday, November 30, 2000 - 06:27 am
I would run like the mexican mouse.

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critic

Saturday, December 02, 2000 - 10:17 pm
why u all trying to be funny? None of you guys is funny; u're just making an ass of yourselves. Besides funny people are born with it, so if u're not funny SHUT THE HELL UP AND KEEP THE HUMOUR TO YOURSELVES.
bunch of idiots

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