     Anonymous | Friday, December 15, 2000 - 03:58 pm
AVOID FOUL LANGUAGE! - enrich your diction with these tips
It has been brought to my attention and I have really observed that some individuals throughout the Somalinet Forum and chartrooms have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with others. Due to complaints received from some brothers and sisters who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
None of the less, I do realize the critical importance of individuals being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with fellow Somalis. Therefore, I have compiled a list of code phrase replacements so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending the more sensitive Somali brothers and sisters.
THE RED DOTS STAND FOR THE MOST FREQUENTLY USED FOUR LETTER WORD!!!! F.U.C.K
OLD PHRASE PREFERED NEW PHRASE
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No fucking way! I'm certain that's not
feasible.
You've got to be shitting me. Really?
Tell someone who gives a ••••. Perhaps you should check
with...
Ask me if I give a ••••. Of course I'm concerned.
It's not my fucking problem. I wasn't involved with that
project.
What the ••••? Interesting.
•••• it, it won't work. I'm not sure I can implement
this.
Why the •••• didn't you tell I'll try to schedule that.
me that sooner?
When the •••• do you expect Perhaps I can work late.
me to do this?
Who the •••• cares? Are you sure this is a
problem?
He's get his head up his ass. He's not familiar with the
problem.
Eat ••••! You don't say.
Eat •••• and die. Excuse me?
Eat •••• and die motherfucker. Excuse me Sir?
What the •••• do they want They weren't happy with it?
from my life?
Kiss my ass. So you'd like my help
with it?
•••• it, I'm on salary. I don't think you understand
Shove it up your ass. I love a "challenge".
Who the hell died and made You want me to take care
you the boss? of this.
Blow me. I see.
Blow yourself. Do you see?
Another fucking meeting? Yes, we really should
discuss this.
I really don't give a ••••. I don't think it will be
a problem
He's a fucking prick. He's somewhat insensitive
She's a ball-breaking bitch. She's an aggressive go-getter
You don't know what the •••• I think you could use
you're doing more training.
This place is all fucked up. We're a little disorganized. |
