     Anonymous | Monday, December 18, 2000 - 03:29 pm
AVOID FOUL LANGUAGE! - enrich your diction with these tips
It has been brought to my attention and I have really observed that some individuals throughout the Somalinet Forum and chartrooms have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with others. Due to complaints received from some brothers and sisters who are more easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.
None of the less, I do realize the critical importance of individuals being able to properly express their feelings when communicating with fellow Somalis. Therefore, I have compiled a list of code phrase replacements so proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending the more sensitive Somali brothers and sisters.
THE RED DOTS STAND FOR THE MOST FREQUENTLY USED FOUR LETTER WORD!!!! F.U.C.K
OLD PHRASE >>>>>>>>>>>>>> PREFERED NEW PHRASE
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No fucking way!>>>>>>> I'm certain that's not
feasible.
You've got to be shitting me>>>>>>>>>> Really?
Tell someone who gives a F•u•C•K•>>>. Perhaps you should check with...
Ask me if I give a F•U•C•K•>>>>. Of course I'm concerned.
It's not my fucking problem>>> I wasn't involved with that project.
What the F•U•C•K•?>>>>>>>>>>> Interesting.
F•u•c•k• it,>>>>>> it won't work. I'm not sure I can implement this.
Why the F•u•c•k• didn't you tell me>>>> I'll try to do that sooner?
Who the •••• cares?>>>>>>>> Are you sure this is a problem?
He's get his head up his ass.>>>> He's not familiar with the problem.
Eat s•h•i•t•! >>>>>>>>>You don't say.
Eat s •h•i•t• and die. >>>>>>>>Excuse me?
Eat s•h•i•t• and die motherfucker.>>>>> Excuse me yo?
What the f•u•c•k• do they want?>>>>aren't they happy with it?
Kiss my ass. >>>>>>>>So you'd like my help
F•u•c•k• it,>>>> I don't think you understand
Shove it up your ass.>>>> I love a "challenge".
Blow yourself.>>>>>>> Do you see?
Another fucking meeting?>>>>> Yes, we really should discuss this.
I really don't give a f•u•c•k•. >>>I don't think it will be a problem
He's a fucking prick.>>>> He's somewhat insensitive
She's a ball-breaking bitch.>>> She's an aggressive go-getter
You don't know what the f•u•c•k•>>>I think you need to grow up.
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