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Basra Attempts to cook?

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Before Jan. 23, 2001): Basra Attempts to cook?
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Basra

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 04:11 pm
'Basra Attempts to Cook?'


Three coffee cups my mother loved
lie shattered on the floor.
Three ripe tomatoes splattered
when they hit the kitchen door.

Three jumbo eggs are scrambled.
But they're not on a plate.
Three loaves of bread are crumbled.
I'll use the crumbs for bait.

Three Barbie dolls have lost their heads.
Three pepper mills are smashed.
Three goldfish died while doing flips.
Three model airplanes crashed.

Three lettuce heads unraveled.
Three onions came unpeeled.
My parents didn't know who did it
till my sister squealed.

My parents are befuddled.
They think that I've gone nuts.
But there's a simpler explanation:
I'm a juggling klutz.

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yare

Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 05:18 pm
whatever

Stop copying aight

just get your own thing.

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Muna

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 06:49 am
lOL@BASRA

Nice recipe.....the problem is..we dont understand the ingredients.

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4EVER

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 07:47 am
to basra and all the girls like her,

now you know why educated guys like my self are going back to Somalia to find a wife. it is not the fact that someone doesn't know how to cook but the fact that she is proud of it that ticks me off. Any one(male or female) in this day and age should know how to cook a meal for them selfs.
Personally I know how to cook I might not be very good but I could hook my self up with a meal.

I have one question for my sisters.

Does it make you girls feel smarter when you say "I can't cook"?

peace 4EVER

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somaliman

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 09:35 am
Basra whatever you do JUST don't burn the kitchen LOL

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Hibo

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 12:43 pm
Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool@ basra.........I knew u would mess the kitchen up......how long have I been telling u not to attempt cooking b4 u learned to chop well!!.......Lucky were ur parents to find their kitchen still intact......:O

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CoolPoison

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 03:53 pm
Basra = Hibo.

She is always boosting and supporting herself! Shame.

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wisdom

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 04:19 pm
to poison:
u said
"Basra = Hibo.
She is always boosting and supporting herself! Shame"

even if what u r saying is right does she look like she is supporting herself...

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Poisonous

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 04:43 pm
Wisdom do we agree on my assertions about AY in the 'Can We Go Back To Somalia' thread?

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Basra

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 06:10 pm
Coolpoison

are you still after me? looool....Please go back to the ring ..Tgirl is waiting for you.


I'm not Hibo,although thats a wonderful compliment,but i'm not...i CAN'T LIE and take her name.SORRY!

Hibo sis....i'm honored to be you.loooooooool


Thanx for supporting my cooking,want some desert?


Yare ok whatever!

4ever.....did i tell you,i dont know how to cook?that was just a humorous poem i wrote, THANK YOU!..so B4....You yap your ...egotistic rap,wait for the introduction drum to play....ok.looool


W.....H....A...T.....E...V...E....R!!

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AbdiKareem

Monday, December 25, 2000 - 08:39 pm
Hay Zayneb Basro is like you.

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CoolPoison

Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 12:40 am
When Basra left Somalinet she did so voluntarily, and if I can recall properly, she said she will never come back as long as creatures like CoolPoison exist! Well not do we exist but we actually rule the house.

Second. I maintain Basra = Hibo = Midgaan. Anyone want proof???

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unknown

Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 07:59 am
wait a minute!

Basra,

I thought i read that you left his forums. What makes you come back and writte your normal bull crap?

unknown(known only to allah and his close angels)

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Mercutio-

Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 08:03 am
SO BASRA CAN YOU COOK THAN???????????????

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wisdom

Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 08:38 am
to poison:
yeah i agree with u on some of it...

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Basra

Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 02:45 pm
loooool Abdikarim....thats so cute.

Coolpoison

Is that a trick attempt to know my Qabiil? loooool.....Ok...Midgaan sounds exotic.W..H..A..T..E..V..E..R!

Unknown.....Please stay unknown...Unless you have an invitation card.


Mercuito

Thau art so vain, How nay? How may? How wonder Romeo failed to tell me he had such a firend unperceptive.Be that none important say,but cooking i can do with much more magic than those book i read to inspire!Italian Bellina Salad,red fish with salty spinach and potato moosh with side croisant!Adieu looooooool

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Basra

Friday, December 29, 2000 - 09:09 am
Cooking for New Year! Happy Cuisine!

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TroubleGirl

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 03:30 am
BASRA
How now brown cow? Don't drag my name into this... .....LOL.......I like your barbie doll catastrophies.

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE :)

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CANT COOK

Monday, January 01, 2001 - 08:48 am
I'M A SISTER WHO CAN'T COOK AND THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. MY FUTURE HUSBAND WILL BE DOING THE COOKING, I MEAN COME ON I CAN'T TAKE THE CHANCE OF BREAKING A NAIL. I WILL NEVER FIND MYSELF IN A KITCHEN. IF HE DOESN'T WANT TO COOK I'LL GET MYSELF ANOTHER WHO WILL AND WILL LIKE IT.

TO 4EVER
EDUCATED BROTHERS? WHATEVER. SERIOUSLY NOBODY NEEDS YOUR SKINNY ASS HERE AND PLEASE DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR AND DINE OUT.

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