     CyberBoy | Monday, January 08, 2001 - 01:06 pm
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.
This explains the fights over where to set the themostat..
I am the Popeye of noone, be prepared to be askimilgrated...
In my life time, io have been in top physical condition.
And i have been fat and sloppy, and i gotta say,
fat and sloppy is a whole lot easier to maintain.
It is fun to meet a girl in the park,
It is more fun to park the meat in th grill.
It is not how deep you fish,.
but how you wiggle your worm.
What is the big deal with doggy style?.
I mean sleeping all day is ok.
and i certainly dont mind licking myself.
but i am just not into humping a strangers's legs,,
This would be really funny if it werent happenning to me..
Give a man a fire and he will be warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for ever.
It is a small world, so u better use your elbows alot..
It is always darkest before dawn,so if u wanna steal,,that is the time to do it..
I said no to drugs..
and they wouldnt take no for ananswer..
I take a Viagra, but just so i dont roll out of bed..
you are only as old as you feel..
Right nowi really need to feel 60 years old..
If the past,present and thefuture are all an illusion,why am i still horny/..
You are the reason i am on medication..
geezer formally known as studmuffin..
Men are animals..
But some of us make good pets..
To get the most out of your vehicle..
Drive it like you stole it..
If i threw a stick, will ye leave me?.
I will try to be nicer if you try to be smarter..
I am out of my mind,but feel free to leave a message..
Vegetables are food..lol..
Vegetables are what food eats..
What am i? a flypaper for psychos?.
Here i am now, what are you the other two wishes..
I have found her, she was behind my imagination..
With freinds like these, who needs enemas?
No man is an island to himself, but everyman has a
Peninsula..
Someday we will look back and laugh and cjange subject..
You look like •••• ,,, is that the style now..
Cheap, fast, and easy.
I guess, i really am what i eat..lol..
My freinds tell me i refuse to grow up..
But i know they are jealous of my pyjamus with feet..
Always the hydrant, never the hound,,
I have got a head cold--phlegm at 11:00..
This is not the life i ordered..
Collect call from earth, will ye accept the charges?
I am like a bank, i will maintain your interests,
right upto the moment of withdrawal..
How many times do i have to flush?..lol..
Too many freaks, not enough circuses..
If an idle mind is the devil's workshop..
Then, you must be the devil's depot..
I cant remember if i am the good twin, or the evil one..
Dont be sexist, chicks hate it..
Is it time for your medication or mine?..
Beauty is sin deep, they thought me..
i dont believe it..
My two rules for succees in life..
1-Dont tell ppl everything you know..
2-Dont complain --all the time...
Today's oxymoron--rap music..
Today's oxymoron--Marijuanna Initiative..
Walking that fine line between positive self-steem and pathetic self-delusion..
You can pick your nose and you can pick your freinds...
but you cant wipe them under the carpet for ever..
I dont have an attitude problem...
you have a perception problem..
On the keyboard of life,, always keep a finger close to the escape key..
How come when women do it, it is independence..
but when i do it, it is a fear of failure...
Sometimes you are the pigeon..
Sometimes you are the bug..
always changing..
bright today,,,i love u..
dark today,,no kisses..
Eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into the jet engine..
If you are not part of the solution,,.
then you are part of the precipitate..
Of course i am the General...
Wanna see my Privates..lol..
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it is sexual harrasment..
when a woman talks dirty to a man, it is $3.95 per minute..
Error-no keyboard..press (F1)to continue..
Backup not found-(A)port, (R)etry,(P)anic?//
You are only young once..
but you can be immature for ever..
I love peace and quiet..
Give a piece and i will never talk...lol..
If one synchronised swimmer drowns..
Do the rest have to drown too?..
I like you, but i wouldnt want see u working with sub-atomic particles..
Diplomacy-the art of saying"nice doggy"while u look for a rock..
If a man speaks in the forest..
and there is no women to hear it..
is he still wrong ....?..if he sings...
Got a change for a pradigm..
Dont use a big word where a little one can suffice..
How can i miss you when you aren't gone away?.
I might look like i am doing nothing..
But at the cellular level...
I am really very busy...
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het guys i hope you enjoys this laughters with me...lol..ARECyberboy |
