     ZULU | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 08:26 am
SMILE:- A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
RUMOR :- News that travels faster than the speed of sound.
DICTIONARY: - The only place where divorce comes before marriage
COLLEGE: - A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
ECSTASY:- - A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have
never felt before
OFFICE : - A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
YAWN: - The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth
COMMITTEE :- Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together.
CLASSIC: - A book which people praise, but do not read.
MARRIAGE: - It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman
gains her master degree.
WORRY:- - Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.
EXPERIENCE:- The name men give to their mistakes.
TEARS :- The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.
ATOM BOMB:- An invention to end all inventions.
PHILOSOPHER:- A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
DIPLOMAT : - A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually
look forward to the trip.
OPTIMIST;- A person who starts taking a bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
PESSIMIST:- - A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY
MISER: - A person who lives poor so that he can die rich
FATHER:- A banker provided by nature.
CRIMINAL:- - A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.
BOSS:- Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
POLITICIAN:- - One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
DOCTOR:- - A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills. |
| LADY-BLAZIN | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 11:14 am
wew! very intersting!!..........i liked the way u difined marriage |
| Concerned_SomaliNeT_CitizeN | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 12:59 pm
very funny indeed! |
| Smiles | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 06:37 pm
Zulu, lol@@@@ I liked the definition of the optmist! |
| idil | Tuesday, January 09, 2001 - 07:36 pm
lol, suddenly things become so much clearer lol, very funny defintions |
| PRODIGY | Wednesday, January 10, 2001 - 12:06 am
funny stuff |
| somali | Saturday, January 13, 2001 - 10:41 am
and how about this now;-the definition of somali;-
Sac
Orgi
Mas
Arri
Lax
Ido. or
Salada
Oo
Masjidka jameeco lagutukado
Ajir badan
Labaatan jeer
In kali latukado |
