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     | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 10:20 am The long anticipated sequel is finally here. Me and My partner in crime Sparkle are here to rock da house so better bow down y'all because Somali Women are takin over for the 2000's. Mr.Mack: Don't let the name fool you in fact Mr.Mack doesn't get no play what so ever he just tries his best. He give's "dressing for the occasion" a whole new meaning LoL... With his Pink blazer suit and red hot pant's his ready to roll. Mr.Mack can be sighted at all the latest Jam's and Wedding's(latest encounter The eid jam on Carlingview Rd) bustin the same dance style since 86'(the moon walk) They say you could tell how old someone is by the way they dance but Mr.Mack has me completely lost LoL. Although Mr.Mack is at every jam and wedding his only blingin on two certain day's the 15th or the 30th(first and last of the Month)hmmmmmmm.. you be the judge. Poor Mr.Mack his been miserable ever since the civil war broke out because his wife Sacidyo Shalango left him with the kid's and ran off to London with the dahab. He is what you would call an unfit parent for Christ sake who would take their kid's to a club LoL now that's uncalled for. Mr.Mack is said to be in his late 40's even though he doesn't look it he has beautiful hair long thick and curly LoL (just the way I like it) I could tell Mr.Mack his been Visiting our friend Mr.Rogaine lately (Rogaine-Hair Club for Men). Mr.Mack hit's on every tom dick and hairy in hope's of finding that special xalimo who could spark up his love life once again (sponsor him and his children and collect welfare). Independent Man: In the word's of Nakarumo "Go on wheet yuu baad seelif booyyyyyyyyyy"  Go on wit yo bad self boy). Independent Man has everything going on for him the clothe's(Borrowed it from daahir daba taag) shoe's (ciis cagarooti) Car's(faysal mijo hooto's rental for the week) and last but not least the house(lease singed under Sharmarke Shaarbo tiibishiyo name). Even though none of the thing's are really his he know's how to supply himself with necessities' doesn't he LoL come on does it really matter how you get your's as long as your getting it LoL I think not!. Independent Man doesn't really have a stable life style he moves from one house to another like a nomadic sheep herder sad isn't it (did you really think Sharmarke Shaarbo Tiibishiyo was going to let you live with him if didn't pay the rent lol the least you could do was pay for his Jaad).They say Man make's the money and that Money doesn't make the Man I'm just clueless as to what make's "Independent Man". Word of advise lay off the destiny's child it's got you thinking that could be all that you want to be which is not true because your a ryde or die qaxooti just like the rest of us LoL did you know that they were paid to say that crap on TV LoL.Independent man's rap The shoe's on my feet is ciis's the clote's i'm sportin is dahir's the car i'm drivin is faysal's it all depend's on me if i want it the house I live in is Sharmarke's Donut Hoe: LOLOL funny name huh..A donut hoe is guy who is always' at the donut shop all day and night without having a drink of coffee LoL let me explain his taxi buddies' always' hassle him for a double double so being the nice person he is just buys it for everyone and by the end of the day his everyone's hoe LoL. At time's he run's out of pocket money to pay for their drink's so they max out his credit card to buy and 89 Cent coffee (that's un humane LoL). His broke as usual and has no money to take the ttc so he ask's one of his taxi buddies' for a ride...They let him ride with them and turn on the meter LoL (now that's mean) if he doesn't have enough money they drop him off at another donut shop so he could be someone else's hoe.
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| | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 11:42 am loooooooooooooooooooooooooooo@GHETTOGIRL FOR A SOMALI CHICK YOU FUNNY AS HELL BUT IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT ALL THESE CHARACTER'S EXIST.
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| | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 12:18 pm YO GHETTO I DON'T KNOW WHERE U COME UP WITH ALL THESE CHARACTERS BUT ITS SOME FUNNY A$$ $HIT. KEEP UP THE JOKES GIRL LATES
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| | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 12:31 pm @Sparkle and the other girl... If that is what you have to say about MeN in general, here what we have to say about women or should I say girls..... A woman's touch can cure any ailment. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. She can make a romantic evening unforgettable. Women come in all sizes, in all colors and shapes. They live in homes, apartments and cabins. They drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you. The heart of a woman is what makes the world spin! Women do more than just give birth. They bring joy and hope. They give compassion and ideals. They give moral support to their family and friends. And all they want back is a hug, a smile and for you to do the same to people with whom you come in contact. Women have a lot to say and a lot to give. like you girls.... 'ntil n ex t ime, Leeroy.
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| | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 01:32 pm AH HUM!!!!! BEFORE I BEGIN LET ME CLEAR MY THROAT......GHETTOGIRL AND PARTNER IN CRIME,...DAYUM GIRL LET ME GIVE IT UP TO U....NOW ENOUGH OF THE TALKING LET DA GAMES BEGIN....NOW FIRST WE GOT: 16" INCH LOLIIFE" NOW THIS SOMALI COMES UP TO WHEN YOU AND YOUR GIRLS ARE OUT ON THE TOWN...ONE WAY OR THE OTHER HE THINKS THE WAY TO IMPRESS A GIRL IS BY TELLING HER THE SIZE OF HIS FRIEND "FARAH" HIDING IN HIS PANTS. NOW INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY TELLING YOU THE REAL SIZE OF "FARAH" HE HOOKS YOU UP WITH SOME OVERLY EXAGGERATED NUMBER THAT HE PULLS OFF OF THE TOP OF HIS OVERSIZED SOMALI HEAD. ONE DAY HE'LL TELL YOU "FARAH" IS 10 INCHES THEN NEXT DAY HE'LL SAY IT'S 13....DAYUM SOMALI MAKE UP YOUR MIND OR JUST TELL US THE TRUTH WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE IMPOTENT! MR. JAAD OR DIE SOMALI: NOW THIS BROTHER OR FATHER WHICH EVER YOU GOT ROAMING AROUND YOUR AREA, WALKS AROUND ALL DAY WITH ONLY ONE THING ON HIS MIND..."WHERE DA HELL AM I GONNA GET JAAD" NOW THIS "MAN" WAKES UP IN THE MORNING AROUND 3:00 IN THE AFTERNOON AND LEAVES HIS RUN DOWN ROACH INFESTED APARTMENT TO ONE OF HIS OTHER JAAD BUDDIES TO SEE WHICH OF THEM GOT MONEY TO BUY 2NITE.....THEY RUN AROUND THE DONUT SHOP LIKE SOME TYPE OF PROSTITUTE LOOKING FOR ATLEAST SOME MEANS OF CASH TO FEED THEIR UNRULEY ADDICTION FOR ANOTHER NIGHT............. LAST BUT DEFINATELY NOT LEAST WE GOT DA PARTY POOPERS: NOW THESE SOMALIS I REALLY WONDER ABOUT. AIGHT Y'ALL PEEP DIS YOU AT A PARTY AND LOOKING TIGHT AND ALL TRYING TO GET YOUR SWURVE ON. AND ALL OF A SUDDEN DA CHAIRS GO FLYING AND PUNCHES ARE BEING THROWN EVERYWHERE, WHY YOU ASK.........LET ME TELL U IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THESE CHILDISH IDIOTS THAT COME TOGETHER WITH THE RING LEADERS MOMA'S 92 CARAVAN THINKING THAT FOR THEM A WAY TO HAVE FUN IS TO RUIN OTHERS FUN. NOW ATLEAST IF THEY FOUGHT OVER SOMETHING WORTHWHILE THEN PPL I WOULDN'T HAVE A PROBLEM...BUT THESE FOOLS BE FIGHTING OVER THINGS LIKE...."WHY LOOKING AT THE GIRL I WANT TO TALK TO".., "WHY DID U RUN INTO MY MOTHER AT DA GROCERY STORE", "DA HELL IS UP WITH THIS....U TRYING TO BUD IN LINE"......DAYUM SOMALIS GROW DA ISH UP PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!! NUFF LUV & RESPECT ALWAYS, SPARKLE*
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| | Wednesday, January 17, 2001 - 01:44 pm Sparkle: You are dim
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| | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 08:30 am Yo Ghettogirl, I have never seen so much bull$hit in my life. More $hit comes out your mouth then your a$$. Nigga please those three types of Somali men jokes are played out. What you need to spend your time on is getting out of highschool you f@cking fool. Stupid a$$ nigga, thinking that she was some sort of internet comedian, nigga you done these type of joke before, so give it up. Anybody else that supports this idiots points of view can suck a dick, cause on the real we need to post worth while $hit on this site, not three types of Somali men; then a come back with 5 types of Somali women. Come on ya'll, some people on this site need to do some growing up, and thats my word.
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| | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 09:48 am AKA_Honic You are damn right... This is not funny little girl. You are a rat GhettoGirl a vermin. Those Men brought your stinking ass to US. Your dad is one of them or maybe your mum kicked his ass B4 you reached the age of 1. No wonder you have no respect you are just like your mum.
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| | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 11:08 am VIP-This is not what you think it mean's Vip stand's for Visa Needed Please. VIP is a group of Qaxooti Hussle's who only hussle sharci's they are what you might call Sharci Jacker's,border blockers,and so on. Day and night, night and day they spend countless hour's searching for someone with a legit sharci so they could cross the border to bring in some jaad,dahab,people lol.Usually they go to people of their own tribe's but occasionally in time's of need just anyone would do.They even post an ad for sharci's on BBC.You could find these low live's hanging around donut shop's,weeding's,jam's,even the masjid these bastard's have no shame. Mr.No Frills- Now this has got to be the lowest any Somali Man could get. This shameless bastard doesn't work which is common but the fact that he use's his wifes' baby bonus money to support his drug habit's is just sad...but wait it doesn't stop there No Frill's has a coupon for practically everything... hack he even has coupon's of thing's I can't even pronounce it's even gotten to a point where he has coupon's for the coupon's and when you thought he couldn't top that he even has a platinum food stamp card. Woodbine Busta- For those of you who don't know Woodbine is a Mall. Woodbine Busta has been going to woodbine for more then 5 year's and each year he ceases' to amaze me lol.Wearing the new eid clothe's his mother bought him which is his venture shoe's,PUBU jean jacket,Earl Eani(all purchased from zellers) Woodbine Busta think's his the ish seriously you could tell by the way he over Exarate 's his silly walk he think's his shaft or something...even though busta has got a bit of style to him this nigga is truly lifeless for example he walk's around fantasy fair back and forth aimlessy as though he lost his pager or cell (whateva nigga we all know your mom said take your little sista on one of those stupid ride's don't even front). After all that is done he goes back to the arcade area and poses infront of the game's as if his some ck model lol.This nigga claim's his vip and •••• but how could he be vip when his the one alway's trying to sneak into the theatre. BS MAN- Although BS really stand's for BullShit this Qaxooti insist's it mean's Bad Somali Man lol.More •••• come's out of this nigga's mouth then his ass.BS is alway's dawgin nigga's for being scrub's and so forth when really his still livin with his mom cleaning the dishe's. His good at story telling that's why people alway's want him to be around so he could entertain them with his imaginary fables lol.BS is alway's talking bullshit like how he has game and is going to be in the nba someday when the truth is he can't even make it past the wnba... this nigga probably get's rocked by his little sister and her friends lol.
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| | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 03:11 pm VnP-This is not what you think it mean's Vnp stand's for Visa Needed Please. VnP is a group of Qaxooti Hussle's who only hussle sharci's they are what you might call Sharci Jacker's,border blockers,and so on. Day and night, night and day they spend countless hour's searching for someone with a legit sharci so they could cross the border to bring in some jaad,dahab,people lol.Usually they go to people of their own tribe's but occasionally in time's of need just anyone would do.They even post an ad for sharci's on BBC.You could find these low live's hanging around donut shop's,weeding's,jam's,even the masjid these bastard's have no shame.
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| | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 05:37 pm Disregrad the last message about VNP It was an error what I meant to say was SRU. Sorry once again SRU-SRU stand's for Sharci's R Us .SRU is a group of Qaxooti Hussla's who only hussle sharci's they are what you might call Sharci Jacker's,border blockers,and so on. Day and night, night and day they spend countless hour's searching for someone with a legit sharci so they could cross the border to bring in some jaad,dahab,people lol.Usually they go to people of their own tribe's but occasionally in time's of need just anyone would do.They even post an ad for sharci's on BBC.You could find these low live's hanging around donut shop's,weeding's,jam's,even the masjid these bastard's have no shame.
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| | Friday, January 19, 2001 - 06:11 pm Please girls don't remind me of those low life brothers they're every where you turn now days, even on the net, specially this forums.
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| | Saturday, January 20, 2001 - 01:54 am GhettoGirl.. you seem to be enjoying this shitt. Keep on doing it IF THAT HEELS YOUR WOUNDS Find someone to talk to, make SOMALI friends OK What a girl needs is an honest loyal companion. Man your hate for somali men is too deep. You need to get over it.
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| | Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 07:11 am GHETTO GIRL YOU NEED TO GET YOUR LILE TORE UP CRACK HEAD CONTAMINATED PUSSY ASS SOME WHERE ELSE BITCH... BITCHES LIKE U MAKE SICK TO MY STOMACH,..DID NOT YOUR MOM TEACH NO TO SPEAK ,WHEN THERSE SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH?? IN THIS CASE THERE IS SKINNY ASS ETHIOPIAN COCK IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH DHILO....
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| | Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 06:07 pm Gettoo&=Sparkle. I have read of your article in the past, which actually made me sick.... Let me tell you something Girls, being in Canada doesn't make you different from your own community, and making fun of your own people doesn't obviously make you a different. You are what somalimen is because your dad and your brothers are both somali men. It's a great disappointment to see that there are girls, who misunderstand tier brothers. Not only you guys insult whole Somali men, but hurt their dignity as well as their work ethics. I wanna tell you something girls. We as Somalians come in north America to get a better life as well as better future, some of us will eventually reach their goal, and some of us won't. Those of us who reach their goal should motivate and encourage those who have not willing work or going school. Instead we discourage them as you guys did. Furthermore, You guys should change your attitudes towards Somali men because there lot of somalimen out there who are hard working, and doing good in life. Onething I wanna say those guys who insult Somali women, brothers Somali women are our moms, who brought us in this life so they deserve respect from us, regardless what Ghetto & Sparkle said about us. I am sure they are not hate Somali men but sharing some of their experience. Ghetto & Sparkle never judge a person just by looking, judge them what you sure about them. Those guys you mentioned might go schools and also part time Donut sitters. peace all of ya....
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| | Sunday, January 21, 2001 - 06:29 pm TO GHETTOGIRL THIS IS THE END OF EVERYTHING. I DISAPPOINTED IN U. I WILL NEVER CONVERSE WITH U AGAIN. UR SICK FROM CANADA, WHY U SAID U LIVE IN USA. IF U ENJOY WHAT U WRITING U REALLY SICK SEEK MEDICAL HELP.
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| | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 09:09 am Hello Ladies, Are we forgeting someone here? Let me introduce you to the most recent brotha. The brother's name is Mr."NUT" brainer, but people call him nutcase. This brother is really smart when he is talking to a guy, but disaster starts the minute he sees a girl. One thing I can assure you of is that the problem is not the brother's fault. The minute he sees a girl, the blood flow in his system change directions and start going reverse; meaning instead of going to the brain, it goes to that naughty place below hi belt. When this happens the blood is cut off from the brain and there is no oxygen or nothing up there; therefore the brain stops working. Guess where starts working, His NUT and that is when the ladies get pissed off because the poor guy's blood have deserted his brain? I don't think that is fair so ladies, next time you go out with Mr."NUT" brainer, and all of a sudden he starts talking about some naugthy stuff, understand that it is not his fault because the blood that was meant to go to the brain department is going else where. Hey hank if you read this, try to dring very cold water and make sure to carry one around all the time. You know we cannot blame the guys all the time. Another incident is; We give our men the most wonderful food, which is (canjeero iyo saliid cadeey quraac, bariis cali uraaye isku karis ahna qado) and then we slaugher them and call them ugly because they don't have enough muscles. For god's sake have little mercy on the poor guy, give him decent food, send him off to the gym, then complain about skinny and stuff. Somali men are decent and we don't have problem with them except sometimes when their body system rejects them, we add to the list and reject them too. Somali sister, aka Cadaalad.
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| | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 03:28 pm my sister reads the quran and goes to University. She is so smart. I am proud of her. i have graduated from college and i am working to make sure she excels in school. I pay her tuition. i am also a somali man. i know a lot of young somali sisters who in their high school years were talking and behaving like this ignorant sis who posted these messages. she is trying to be funny. One saying goes like this..MAN SHARAFA NAFSHAA FA HIYA SHAREEFAH " The one who respects herself get respect. I am so lucky! my younger sis is perfect and she even amzes me when i see these girls. by the way she lives the same city as sparkle and that is DIXON, ETOBICOKE.
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| | Monday, January 22, 2001 - 07:42 pm ghetto girl: stop posting your family's problems on these forumss... the ppl mentioned above r your fathers, brothers, cousins, uncles etc... yes i said fathers (father+s)...u figure that out...
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| | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 03:05 am COME ON GUYS,U SHOULD REALLY APPRECIATE THE HUMOR THIS GIRLS HAVE SHOWN ON THE NET.THE SKILLS THEY HAVE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE,MAKES ME FEEL REALLY PROUD OF THEM. WHAT SURPRISES ME MOST IS THAT WHILE I WAS DYING OF LAUGHTER READING THESE FANTASTIC LINES SOME IGNORANT MEN WERE CRITICIZING THEM WITH THE STRONGEST WORDS POSSIBLE.MY FELLOW GUYS GROW UP AND STOP READING BETWEEN LINES. AND TO ALL THOSE WHO WROTE THESE ARTICLES,I SALUTE U ALL,PLZ KEEP THEM ROLLING.MORESO I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE SUCH A LADY BESIDES ME EVERYMORNING THAN TO CALL HER A BITCH.NOWONDER THEY CALL US FARAH,COZ EVERYTIME WE LOOK AT THE NEGATIVE SIDE OF THE COIN.LOVE TO ALL MY SISTER AND REMEMBER THAT SOME OF US REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR TALENT  )))))))))
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| | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 11:07 am what talent? the talent of describing her family members... well if that is what you consider a talent then so be it...
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| | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 11:34 am shaolin temple I wasn't describing my family member's I was describing those Farrah's I've encountered with over the year's. Mohammed my qaxooti ass you go to college LoL And we all know you don't pay for your sister's tuition you can't even pay for your phone bill's let alone pay for a college tuition LoL we all know it's a loan so don't even front. And another thing don't talk about my girl Sparkle or it's going to be an all out net war between you and I. Mr.Sijui Thanks for the compliment bro I'm glad you enjoyed it so much unlike some of these imbeciles. This is all one big joke to me. For those of you who don't believe that all these character's exist then suit yourself's or take my word for it. I don't hate Somali men because my father,brother,uncle,grandfather,and so on are great Somali men... I was just merely brushing upon the day to day encounter's I have.
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| | Tuesday, January 23, 2001 - 01:20 pm GHETTO GIRL YOU NEED TO GET YOUR LILE TORE UP CRACK HEAD CONTAMINATED PUSSY ASS SOME WHERE ELSE BITCH... BITCHES LIKE U MAKE SICK TO MY STOMACH,..DID NOT YOUR MOM TEACH NO TO SPEAK ,WHEN THERSE SOMETHING IN YOUR MOUTH?? IN THIS CASE THERE IS SKINNY ASS ETHIOPIAN COCK IN YOUR FILTHY MOUTH DHILO....
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| | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 07:23 am Getho is sexually frustrated and she is talking her frustration to the Somali men. lololol I Gues she is Single mom whom her husband wakes away from here, when she couldn't setisfy his sexual desire. lol Angerrrrrr make you to hate innocent people, and frustration can make you to go crazyyyy.
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| | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 09:49 am AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU LADIEZ U SERIOUSLY NEED SOME HELP!! BUT YOU KNOW SOMETHING YOU LADIEZ HAVE GOT A NICE SENSE OF HUMOR AND THERE AIN'T MANY SOMALI SISTERS OUT THERE WITH THAT FEATURE. ALTHOUGH I DON'T AGREE WITH SOME OF THE STUFF THAT U LADIEZ R SAYING ABOUT US REAL SOMALI MEN (HIGHLIGHT ON THE WORD "REAL"  THAT SOME FUNNY STUFF YOU LADIEZ HAVE WRITTEN. SERIOUSLY U LADIEZ HAVE MADE MY DAY!! KEEP IT UP BUT EASY ON US DECENT BRO'S AIGHT P.S. ADDICTIVE REPRESENTING THE SHEFFIELD CREW.
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| | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 11:52 am loooooool@Sexual Frustration loooooooool@Single mother. You qaxooti's are really crackin me up keep it up
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| | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 11:58 am HEY Y'ALL I WASN'T EVEN GONNA WRITE ANYTHING UNTIL I READ THE PART WHERE DA MAN DEM SAY GHETTOGIRL IS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND IS A SINGLE MOMA......NIGGA IF YOU ONLY KNOW......HEY GHETTOGIRL SHYT GIRL YOU GETTING RIFFED ON DAYUM!!!! NUFF LUV & RESPECT ALWAYS, SPARKLE*
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| | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 07:55 am TO SPARKLE AND GHETTO GIRL BOTH OF YOU ARE NOTHING BUT SEXUALY FRUSTRATED JAMICANS WANNA BE FILTHY ASSED BITCHES .......
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| | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 05:54 pm NInXOOn whooodi whooodhi..Respect MAn..hahaha Big ups man... ghettoninja Wipe ya mouth cuz ya talking •••• from ya Ugly mouth..SO BUY SOME TOYS 4 YA SELF CUZ YA AIN'T GOT NOTHING 4 ME..LOL..CUZ IF YA AIN'T NO BIG PICTURE..ROLL ON THIS AIN'T UR SHOW.
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