     SPIKE_LUU | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 01:48 pm
Two ladies went out to buy some grocery from the store. One of them is known as Lady Mathematical (LM) and the other one is known as Lady Logical (LL).
It is getting dark and they are far away from their homes
LL: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past half-hour?
LM: Yes, I wonder what he wants.
LL: It's logical. He wants to have his way with us.
LM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 5 minutes at the most. What can we do?
LL: The only logical thing to do of course is that we have to start walking faster.
LM: It is not working.
LL: Of course it is not working. The man did the only obvious thing to do. He started to walk faster too.
LM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.
LL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow both of us.
So the man decided to go after Lady Logical.
Lady Mathematical arrives at home and is worried because Lady Logical has not yet arrived. Finally, Lady Logical arrives.
LM: Lady Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell us what happened!
LL: The only logical thing happened. The man could not follow both of us, so he followed me.
LM: So, what happened? Please tell us.
LL: The only logical thing to happen. I started to run as fast as I could.
LM: So what happened?
LL: The only logical thing to happen. The man also started to run as fast as he could.
LM: And what else?
LL: The only logical thing to happen. He reached me.
LM: Oh, no! What did you do then?
LL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.
LM: Oh, Lady. What did the man do?
LL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.
LM: Oh, no! What happened then?
LL: Isn't it logical, Lady? A woman with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down! |
| LOL | Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 02:49 pm
damn this was funny
was the man hawiye?
and logical woman isaaq?
and mathematical daarood?? |
| Anonymous | Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 04:04 pm
YOU ARE FUNNY LOL.
I LOUGH THE LONGEST ONE I EVER HAD
AND PLEASE STOP THAT I DON'T WHANT GET SICK OF IT . |
| ~Kusseey~ | Monday, February 05, 2001 - 09:04 am
Spike Luu
loooooooooooooooool..its pretty funny |
| Axoow (Axoow) | Monday, February 05, 2001 - 09:18 am
lol@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ spike Luu that was funny...Logic always work. |
| Anonymous | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 10:33 am
Big thank u
u made me laugh when i needed to |
| Hibo | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 10:39 am
looooooooooooooooool..........this is one of the best jokes.... i heard for so long.......walaahi that was wicked.!!....lol... good job! |
| Sagittarius | Thursday, February 15, 2001 - 02:22 pm
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
that was very funny!!! Keep up the good job |
