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Two somali men and a white old lady

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): Two somali men and a white old lady
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SPIKE_LUU

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 02:32 pm
A bus stops and two Somali men get on.

They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

Somali guy goes:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, they come together. I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once more."

the old white lady:

"You foul-mouthed bastard," yells the lady .
In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

the Somali guy:

"Hey, cool down lady," said the man. am just tellin my friend how to spell Mississippi."

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Anonymous

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 02:33 pm
NOT FUNNY

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alipapa

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 02:45 pm
spike_luu,

I am sorry to blew whistle on you. Boy! you gotta respect the other people's work. This stroy was all about two Italian and one amreican woman.

Stealing other's work is a federal crime. And that is why there are such things called copy rights and patents. And in academic world it is called plagerism. Boy! you gotta be ashaming next time. And if you insist on it is yours i will provide the link --where you stole from.

Please stop the intellectual robery.


Concerned writer alipapa

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SPIKE_LUU

Thursday, February 01, 2001 - 05:14 pm
OK ALIPAPA..IT AINT THAT AM STEALING ANYTHING..YEAH U RIGHT IT'S ABOUT TWO ITALIANS BUT HEY WE GOT TO APPLY TO SOMALIS...

ACTUALLY SOME FOOLS WILL COME UP AND SAY IT'S HAWIYE GUY AND DAAROOD AND OLD ISAAQ WOMAN////

JUST WATCH AND AT THE SAME TIME CHILL BRO..WE WANNA LIGHTEN UP THIS GLOOMY FORUM

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Alipapa

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 03:23 pm
spike Luu,

if you say so. But then again the letters are Italian alphabeitcs.We don't have such somali alphabetics. What we gonna do?.

Alipapa

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Anti-Plagiarism

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 04:31 pm
You have plagiarized and you have stole-don't deny it. Why do people do this? To make up for their lack of intellect they copy other's works and claim it as their own.

Copy not-Steal not.

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JUNIOR

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 06:02 pm
god! guys you are all uptight.
SPIKE_LUU all you can. this place is dominated by so called intellectual triablists and weirdos.
we applaud you and i have some other original postins of yours. keep the good work..go and plagiarize..that is even better.....

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Herold Da Jamican

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 08:32 am
lame ass, dry, retardo joke!!!!!

sounds more like two Jamaican Men and an old white woman!

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lol

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 08:51 am
lol

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