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HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Before Feb. 16, 2001): HOW TO BE A GOOD WIFE
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QARNI

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 08:47 am
dinner ready.

Plan ahead, even the night before to have a delicious meal on table.

This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs.

Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

Prepare yourself.

Take fifteen minutes to rest so that you wi1l be refreshed when he arrives .
Touch up your make-up, and be fresh looking He has been with a lot of work weary people.
Be a little happy and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a lift.

Clear away the clutter.
Make one last trip around the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables.
Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too.

Prepare the children .

Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary change their clothes.
They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum Try to encourage the children to be quiet.
Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and be glad to see him.

Some don'ts.

Don't greet him with problems and complaints. Don't complain if he is late for dinner .
Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through that day.
Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest that he lie down in the bedroom.
Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes.
Speak in a low, soft, soothing and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind. Listen to him.
You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the momentof his arrival is not the time.
Let him talk first. Make the evening his. Never complain if he does nottake you out to dinner or to other pleasantentertainment.
Instead try understand his world ofstrain and pressure, his need to unwind and relax.The goal. Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can relax in body and spirit.


PS: FUNNY ••••

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Anonymous

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 12:56 pm
right.

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kamal

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 01:44 pm
Well i got no compliants about that..

to learn the truth about your islamic duties and duties to your man and his duties to you please checkout the links below

http://www.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/bukhari/

http://wings.buffalo.edu/sa/muslim/isl/hadith1.html#TOC

http://cwis.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/muwatta/

http://cwis.usc.edu/dept/MSA/fundamentals/hadithsunnah/abudawud/

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ARAWELLO

Friday, February 02, 2001 - 10:23 pm
QARNI,
HOW OLD ARE YOU? YOU SEEM LIKE A PERSON WHO IS SO DESPERATE FOR A MAN, THAT U WILL DO ANYTHING THAT HE SAYS. AND U HAVE NO FUTURE THAT IS WHY YOU ARE WAITING ON HIM HAND AND FOOT, YOU NEED TO GO GET YOUR GED, CAUSE I KNOW YOU DIDN'T FINISH HIGH SCHOOL WITH THAT BRAIN. BITCH STOP TRYING TO GET ON THE GOOD SIDE OF THE MEN, CAUSE ONLY AN IDIOT WILL LOVE YOU. TAKE YOUR STINKY MESSAGE/ASS SOMEWHERE IT IS NEEDED, WHICH IS NO WHERE. IT IS WOMEN LIKE YOU WHO GIVE SOMALIAN WOMEN SUCH A BAD REPUTATION FOR BEING MEEK.

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Mercutio-

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 05:37 am
ARAWELLO HOW YOU GONNA TRY AND CONDEMN MY SISTER QARNI.

QARNI I THINK YOU SHOULD OPEN HELP CLASSES FOR MARRIED COUPLES.

IF I HAD A WIFE LIKE YOU LOOOOOOOOOOL.

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qarni

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 06:26 am
hey araweelo, first of all am male. qarni is male? you guys even don't know anything about the somali culture and can't distinguish female and male names. secondly, what is wrong with this message? am educating my sisters about how to be a good wife and i refered these tips somewhere. it's not my idea and the other thing this was supposed to be funny. thnx mercurito for standing up your imaginary sis

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Basra

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 06:56 am
Qarni if you are a male you HAVE no RIGHT to tell us how we handle our women business. PLEASE.
looooooooooooooooooool This is Hilarrious.

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GhettoGirl

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 07:01 am
Qarni you really need to lay off that crack fool!What's with these men telling us what to do?Is this some sort of a trend now a days?
Word of advice go back to doing whatever it is you do and stop posting crap like this!If your gay they have sites for you people go look them up and leave us alone!

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K

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 08:54 am
QARANI I couldn't agree with u more.......
lol

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lesbian_hater

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 10:40 am
ghettogirl and basra are just dumb. i won't even argue with them.

arawelo u said:
"IT IS WOMEN LIKE YOU WHO GIVE SOMALIAN WOMEN SUCH A BAD REPUTATION FOR BEING MEEK."

can u quote anything bad she said. she was educating your ignorant asses about how to treat your men when they come back from work. this competition thing is gotta stop. men have their role and women have their role. there shouldn't role conflicts. and if you don't agree with what she is saying why do u have to attack her. just say that u don't agree to it.

fucking lesbians
feminism and lesbianism are synonymous.

ghettogirl is a lesbian
basra is a dumb lesbian
arawelo is a lesbian wanna be

lesbians will always be unhappy no matter what.

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slavefor life

Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 11:05 am
WOULD BE NAKED WHEN HE CAME HOME. I WOULD EVEN KILL THE KIDDS COUSE THEY COUSE TOOO MUCH DISTRACTION. I WOULD CUtt THE PHONE LINE, AND TV. I WOULD JUST THINK OF HIM , AND LOOK AT THE LOCK ALL DAY UNTILL IT IS TIME FOR HIM TO COME HOME. He would be my master . he would know what is best for ass all the time. And I merely give him FOOD and Free Love

FUNNY SHITT EH

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Alipapa

Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 12:49 pm
if anyone would ever wanted to see somali women at display, he/she should come and read what they wrote down on here.

Qarni,

Man, i am gonna ask just one question. I have the feeling that you took this work from somewhere. If that is true please tell us. The reason i am saying is those females think that it is you who invented and it is only your opinion. They think it is too much to do. unfortunately, Somali women will do any thing written on here in reverse and would expect to have happy husband. Somali females don't want to live in modern fifty-fifty nor they want to this classic you just mentioned. What a double standard!

Basra,

Keep on preaching love poems to scam some poor naive guy. And pretend to be the mother of romance. Although I have the feeling you are devil in distinguish, now clearly we can see you unmasked.

Alipapa

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Basra

Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 01:28 pm
Ali Papa

dont you mean devil in disguise? I'll accept Distinguish nevertheless loooool. And since when do you have the class to address me.I dont exchange comments to low life losers;including the filthy gay wanna be who calls himself lesbian hater.

Buh Byeeee.

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2pacfan

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 07:40 am
this is how a somali girl should be treated.

1) the husband should take the kids out during the weekends so she can rest i peace
2)ALL SOMALI GUYS SHOULD HAVE THE BODY OF WILL SMITH AND TUPAC SHAKUR.
3)NO CHEWING CHAT
4)volunteer to do the dishes from time to time
5)take wife out on romatic weekends to paris and venice
6)if she's having girls night he should volunteer to make the tea and stay in the kitchen until told to come out
7)treat he's wife like a somali queen be grateful for every moment he as with her.
8)don't expect her to hae more then three kids for you
9)buy gifts for her occassionally
10)take her to candlelit dinners especailly on anniversary's and birthdays and valentines day.

write back let us know what u somali guys think

peace

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T-GIRL

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 12:45 pm
This is How to treat your husband the T-GIRL way

-When he arrives microwave the take away( preferably last nights leftover Pizza)
-Prepare ice-cold water for his shower
-Make as much noise as possible. Put on the washing machine, dish-washer, and slap the kids so that they scream as if they getting their Polio vaccine.
- Lock the kids and all the household appliances in one room
-Turn the TV and stereo on
- Take off your clothes and prepare for a long shift

Istagfirullah........I am becoming more sheytaan by the minute........LOL

Qarni
Whetever gender U choose is your busines but all Im saying is if men need a MAID they should get one of those MAIL-ORDER WIVES aight? Coz these days it's all about 50-50. Im still trying to understand people from your planet....UR-ANUS

Peace
Troublegirl

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Anonymous

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 01:09 pm
Tupacfan:

Tupac and Will smith are two slaves and their grandfathers were the property of white men.

Do you know white slave owners when they were playing cards would wager their black slaves?

I will match your Tyrone and raise you a Leroy!!!!!! ha ha ha ha.

If you had a good hand that night you could walk away with a bunch of black slaves. Probably Tupac's grandfather!!!!

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Honesita

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 01:51 pm
lol@Tgirl.....

R we Americans nowadayz pple!!!????

Araweelo.......sis i used to love readin' ur comments.......was that really a post by the real araweelo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????????

Did ya'll 4got the note that the guy said PS: FUNNY ••••...........its a joke for god's sake!!

adios

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QARNI

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 02:12 pm
HONESSISTA ....AM COMING TO COLUMBUS JUST FOR U..
GUESS WALAAHI I KNOW AND I AM IN CLOUMBUS TOO.

DAMN....YEAH PPLE DON'T GET THIS....IT'S JUST A FUNNY PIECE OF JOKE...THOUGH SOME OF U SHOWED YOUR TRUE PERSONALITIES IN HERE.....DAMN PPLE, GET SOME GRIPS ON YOURSELVES AND GET OFF THAT WILD HORSE U ON..REASON, THINK AND AT THE SAME TIME HAVE FUN

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QARNI

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 02:14 pm
BIG-K-MART
KLOSE TO THE K-MIER
KNOWN TO BE THE KUEEN OF RIVER POINT
KOLUMBUS YAKA ZUUNO....
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Honesita

Monday, February 05, 2001 - 04:40 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooool@Qarni.....

Who Da Hell R U??!!!

Big K...thanx......Kween of River Pointe.....thanxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.....Yaka Zuno.................SCREW YOU...lol

adios :)

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2pacfan

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 03:29 am
to ANONYMOUS U R JUST ANOTHER JEALOUS NIGGER CUZ 2PAC AND WILL HAVE SOMETHING U DON'T MY BROTHER, THAT'S WHAT U SOMALI ------ SHOULD LOOK LIKE IF U WANT US SOMALI GIRLS TO STOP DATING American, Nigerians etc we r getting sick of looking at youre sorry skinny bodies.

write back bro if u have something to say

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2pacfan

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 03:29 am
to ANONYMOUS U R JUST ANOTHER JEALOUS NIGGER CUZ 2PAC AND WILL HAVE SOMETHING U DON'T MY BROTHER, THAT'S WHAT U SOMALI ------ SHOULD LOOK LIKE IF U WANT US SOMALI GIRLS TO STOP DATING American, Nigerians etc we r getting sick of looking at youre sorry skinny bodies.

write back bro if u have something to say

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2pacfan

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 03:29 am
to ANONYMOUS U R JUST ANOTHER JEALOUS NIGGER CUZ 2PAC AND WILL HAVE SOMETHING U DON'T MY BROTHER, THAT'S WHAT U SOMALI ------ SHOULD LOOK LIKE IF U WANT US SOMALI GIRLS TO STOP DATING American, Nigerians etc we r getting sick of looking at youre sorry skinny bodies.

write back bro if u have something to say

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Dareen

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 05:48 am
G'day,

Hey, folks it ain't funny when it's not funny. I mean, why it's almost always guys who're trying to retreat to our culture and religion. Sometimes, Somali women in western societies seem to be pure evil - most of them.

I'm not permenant individual in these discussions, but I think these girls need to change and go back to the reality.

2pack and Smith bodies, what you talking about, do Somali girls have the body of Holliwood bitchs, I don't care but I know they're beautiful. And am sure we Somalimen are not sick for them.

I've gotta say this too, when it comes to sexuality, Somalimen aren't missing vital part or aren't castrated, but we all know unfortunately, it's Somaliwomen who're missing part of their sexual feelings. So calm down and know who you're, we know who we're. Plus, like said Somalimen ain't slaves, but 3hrs a week for a year will get you the best male body possible and ain't gonna scare any Somalimen that. Besides, blackman has more chances than blackwomen in white societies...if you know what I mean. So why do we have to always remind you who you're. 50%/50%, I hate that and it's pathetic, there's only one boss in Muslim marriage, I ain't gonna slave you don't disgrace me!! that's how it was for centures and that's how's gonna be. Or suck for the Jamicans and we gonna go back to our land and people period


I guess the problem is the western world. I pray Allah will save our Somaliwomen, they're really struggling in the Frenchland.

Bye now

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EXPERT OPINION

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 12:45 pm
911
911
he beat me
he beat me and he beat my childaren
god damn ••••
damn ••••
where he beat you
in my hand and leg
he is coming back
he beat you and he is coming back
god damn ••••
oh my god
911 please help me
911 i am begging you
911 i will chase him out will you increase shabta

hey somali women '911' is not a person...it is just a number for emergency...

we want freedom
in this country the rights of the women and dogs come first.
i will put you in jail
or else take care of the children
we have freedom now

hey women, were you slaves when you were in somalia...in somalia you kept your last names when you got married...but in this country you take the man's name, just like his car or house...you are his property...

women are the most ignorant creatures in the whole world...and specially somali women...i am not generalizing but you judge for yourself...look at what they are posting and look at how treat their men here...

that was the older generation

the younger genration have some other stupid problems...

i want to date a jamaican
i want to date a white guysomalimen are skinny
they are ugly
they are not romantic

the reason why you wanna date an outsider ia because you don't want the somali community to know that you are whore...but you don't mind being a whore for a jamaican and his friends...
it basically is better to date outsiders because they'll only talk to their friends about it...
but if you date a somalian all he gets whatever he wanted he'll tell every one what you are...

ans stop the complaining about somalimen being skinny and whatever because that is not the case...it is all about privacy...
if anyone has the right to complain it is the somalimen...tell me who are the ones missing parts of their genitals...and we don't see any somali man complaining about that because it is ignorance to do so...

ALL I AM SAYING IS, IF U WANNA BE A WHORE JUST BE A WHORE...WHY MAKE EXCUSES FOR IT...

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Anonymous

Tuesday, February 06, 2001 - 02:42 pm
I agree

And tupacfan:

Yes I am skinny. My body was not made for hard slave labour. Evolution, evolution, natural selection and stuff. Read that ••••. They will tell you that blacks are built to be enslaved. The Somali is nomad, built for conquest and fighting. They are travelling and moving all the time to get to new areas of conquest. If only we had good women who don't mix up the blood by sleeping with the slaves we can conquer N america in next 50 years ;-)

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2PACFAN

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 04:15 am
U R ALL JEALOUS FULL STOP.

SOMALI GUYS USE TO BE GOOD LOOKING BUT 4 SOME REASON THERE R NOT NOW, THEY R ALL SKINNY (CUZ THEIR ON WELFARE AND CAN'T AFFORD TO EAT MUCH)THERE DARK BLACK CHARCOAL (CUZ THEY SPEND TOO MUCH TIME IN THE SOMALI CAFES WHERE THEY CHEW CHAT ALL DAY AND FORGET TO WASH)AND THEY HAVE YELLOW DISGUISTING TEETH (CUZ THEY CHEW CHAT 24/7)

BUT A GUEST WE R STUCK WITH YOURE SORRY ASS

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kamal

Wednesday, February 07, 2001 - 05:41 am
dadkow 10 sano badowguna hurdaa siida ******
Gabadh yahey dertaaa aan uguureya
keneee haha kenee gardaran...

haha kenee haha kene gardaran????

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