     QARNI | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 06:47 am
A good many husbands are spoiled by mismanagement. Some women keep them constantly in hot water; others let them freeze by their carelessness and indifference. Some keep them in a stew by irritating ways and words.
It cannot be supposed that any husband will be tender and good managed this way, but they are really delicious when properly treated. In selecting your husband you should not be guided by the silvery appearance, as in buying mackeral, nor by the golden tint, as if you wanted salmon.
Be sure and select him yourself as tastes differ. Don't go to the market for him, as the best are always brought to your door. It is far better to have none unless you know how to cook him. A preserving kettle of finest porcelain is best, but if you have nothing but an earthenware pipkin, it will do with care. See that the linen in which you wrap him is nicely washed and mended, with the required number of strings nicely sewed on. Tie him in the kettle by a strong silk cord called comfort, as the one called duty is apt to be weak and they are apt to fly out of the kettle and be burned and crusty on the edges, since, like crabs and lobsters, you have to cook them alive.
Make a clear steady fire out of love, neatness and cheerfulness. Set him as near this as seems to agree with him. If he sputters and fizzles, do not be anxious; some husbands do this till they are quite done.
Add a little sugar in the form of what confectiners call kisses, but no vinegar or pepper in any account; a little spice improves them, but it must be used with judgment.
Do not sitck any sharp instrument into him to see if he is becoming tender. Stir him gently; watch the while, lest he lie flat and too close to the ketttle, and so become useless. You cannot fail to know when he is done.
If thus treated you will find him very digestible, agreeing nicely with you and the children, and he will keep as long as you want, unless you become carelsss and set him in too cold a place. |
| Basra | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 06:54 am
loooooooooool You gotta be kidding.This is Hillarious.looool |
| Anonymous | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 07:22 am
Good one
Am gonna starting cooking.
loooooooooooooooooooooool |
| funnyman | Saturday, February 03, 2001 - 12:00 pm
HOW TO COOK A WOMEN!
first lets get some ingridients.
1-get some money
2-rent a hotel
3-order some pizza and milkshake
4-rent a dirty movie
LETS COOK THEN!
take a hot shower togher
bring the pizza on the tabel
put the movie on to play
and start giving massage untill she is ready to eat. |
| gaabeey | Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 11:09 am
that man is really delicious......but can somali man cooked ...i think they just good to be eaten uncooked...raw.......lol |
| SUMMERTIME | Sunday, February 04, 2001 - 04:09 pm
LOOOOOOOL THAT WAS JUST FUNNY
IT MUST HAVE TOOK YOU A QARNI TO DISCOVER THAT !!!!
BUT WOULDN'T MIND TO BE COOKED THAT WAY.....
FUNNYMAN
GET SOME MONEY
RENT A HOTEL
ORDER PIZZA AND MILKSHAKE
SOMETHING DOESN'T MATCH..... IT GOT TO BE ONE OF THESE CHEAP NIGHTS |
