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kamal

Thursday, February 08, 2001 - 01:27 pm
Hello my dearest... this of you for you i am compelled to share our true love with my fellow Forum addicts...

Once i lived amoung strangers befriended them, loved them and recieved their undivided attention. One summer after my final year exams at uni i set eyes on her....... At first i could not believe my eyes there was a somali where i studied. Out of the square glass that was between her and me, i could see it sure was a somali. She was real. I wanted to greet her at once, hug her, and hold her. I truely thanked the lord for the surprise gift i recieved for being a good boy. I rush and introduced myself, gave my name.... she paused for a while before she replied and i knew i was in with a chance... saw so many wonderfull faces concelled beneath her's. I wondered was she also happy to have my company or was it all a dream???

Forgeting i had plans for the day i entered into a dialogue of verbal and visual probing one on the other, we talked and talked about twidle dii and twidle daa..... COMMON CAN'T SHARE THAT PART... SHAME ON YOU FOR THINKING IT.....................................Well she was soo exciting compared to all the other non-somali friends i had been used to. My world was getting altered before my eye... she was stealing my heart with every tick of the clock....tic..toc...tic

Immersed into her Big EYE, i was notified of the time and it had to all come to this horrible end... i was not satisfied..... i tried to prolong the inavitable... lengthening every statement, sentence and word like i was in a slow motion sequence... Eventually as i walked away and the distance grew afar i dreaded the thought i might never see her again and never know of all the posibilities that were presented to me... like sand through my fingers... i would not be able to bare it......uuuhhhhhhhhhh she is out of sight.......offfffffff......... *sigh*

I tried going back to my old black friends but it was not the same, why did i have to meet the only somalia in that locality.... why????

was she a jin in disguise???

I came running back the same time the following week there she was smiling at me giving the invite to log my name and enter without an e-mail...... i was in man.....i was smithen forever....

Until we splitup on 24/04/2000 she was good to me her name if you still don't know

www.somalinet.com/chat

1and only True Love...Miss yeah babe... we shall reunite to kindle the lost flame we once had...have patiance.....

All my love to those that i have crossed paths with over the last few years... it has been the most loving experience that i could experience on the internet..... My older freind www.blackchat.com didn't even come close.......

But honey don't get angry cos i am dating your sister Forum... hehe and i had enough of her anyway i wanna dump this slow snail...aight you and me forever....

P.S. please a friend of mine whats the number of your younger sisters Voicechat can i help to hook em up please i wanna try to be Cilla Black just once... trust me i won't let anyone have her number.... :O

Kida hoo iga daa imshi

*Istakhfurullah*


To those who created this place... INHAAAAAAAALEE

PROUD OF YEH.

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kamal

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 06:15 am
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GabertiiLondon

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 09:02 am
Bed time stories for couples........ if you are single unlike the rest of us please don't read any further it could only cause you discomfort...

The risk is yours you have been warned...

24:00 GMT

Husband: I just need a little more space honey you are crushing me.

Wife: what do you mean?

Husband: nothing honey i am ok!

Wife: you best be ok, cause i cooked and cleaned all day and now you are complaining!

Wife: men what did you do all day?

Wife: don't even speak!

Wife: just because you go out of the house to do your duties to me that means you are better or doing more?

Wife: All you do is sit on your desk all day and you chat on the internet.

Wife: since i wokeup i been in the house and never even seen day light, you talk about you need space!

Wife: what kinda space you are home only to sleep?

Wife: buhooohooo! YOU DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!

Husbad: b.u.t h.o.n.e.y ahhh aoooochuuu...

Wife: bless you.

Wife: what what did you wana say to me...

husband nothig honey you are right.

Wife: ok so you love me?

Husband: yes macaney!

Wife: o then will you let me the truth?

Husband: i. w.i.l.l t.r.y h.o.n.e.y...INHAAAALE.

Husband: *cogh* *cogh*

Wife: DO YOU THINK I HAVE A BIG BUM???

Husband.......

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Wife: answer me...

Wife: hey are you asleep?

wife: what is wrong ru you not happy?

Wife: common warya it ain't that bad...

Husband: h.o.w f.a.r a.w.a.y t.i.l.l y.o.u r.e.a.c.h???

Wife: SPEAKUP I CAN'T HEAR YOU?

Wife: MEN CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT!!!

Wife: WHAT IS TAKING YOU SO LONG? SPEAKUP?

Husband: I CAN'T BREATH DAMN IT AND HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO SEE THE SIZE OF YOUR STUPID ASS IF YOU ARE SITTING ON MY FACE...

":O

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SWEETLADY

Saturday, February 10, 2001 - 09:08 am
TO Kamal.

ARE YOU THE ONE WHO POSTED me the message at The joke section. I replaid it back.

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lamak

Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 12:44 pm
This is your artist shop... the cartoonist of somali net wants to make things a little exiting.. for you all... so i have decided to add a little graphical displays for those that can't read orite....... please enjoy my art display... remember art has no borders please keep an open mind or stay out for i'll offend 1 and all..... this is your choice....... noone forced you to enter get out if you can't stand the heat in the art galary........

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.............This peice was inspired be an un usaul property only common to somali males...... female friends allway complaining that the somali male has a flat chest........ they are also wondering how i have achieved a clearly defined abs that is un matched by any somali on earth...

This peice is called...

????? WHY ARE SOMALI MEN FLAT CHESTED.......


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Let us keep the blows above the belt...

Or

Jamiila will be here cussing my poor soul to hell!!!

-I am not scared of her no no, just bit carefull about... people in here who are hiding from me... i'll catch you out soon...

-if you know me then you must be scared to tell me... hehehe

-some people i won't even want to speak to anyway... easup

Let the male female fight begin!!! let the best man/woman win...

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ROUND 1 GOES TO THE LADIES......


.................BREAK TIME

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JacqueLine

Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 06:46 pm
LaMak..lol, funny yaah, U got me laughin my head off honestly. Why are somali men so damn skinny? Well if we knew the answer to that, we'd have the answer to one of the 7 Wonders of the World rite there....dont ponder the unanswerable lol, it jus wasnt meant to me...embrace ya fate...

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Sunday, February 11, 2001 - 07:16 pm
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the girl of ur dreems

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 04:04 am
man u peple need help,
kamal brother plzz what are on about in the first place?

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kamal

Monday, February 12, 2001 - 05:10 am
the girl of my dreams...

You must have super powers walaalo... ceesh?

Read my mind walaalo?

ana naker el-ma'ruuf?

Please leave a suggestion next time you... i'll paint your dreams and make it part of my collection...

thankyou...

Dream lady... hope you call again into my galary...

customers are always right..

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Piccaso

Tuesday, February 13, 2001 - 06:22 am
Some may not believe in this pagan tradision of St'john... who actualy had no say in the matter... for it was named after him long after he passed away..... beside the point thought...

Those that are fish and chips and have grownup with this partice don't feel thorn between religion and the media... if you need love then turn to you family for it has always been there under your nose.. appretiate that which you have... before it is gone.....

In the mean time accept this heart as a token of my respect for your neem to be appretiated for what,who and how you are the lovely person you are....


TO:

ALL THE SISTERS....

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To all my somali sisters who know the truth of being being a sister or a mother or friend...


LOVE YOU ALL...

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-BEING YOU.
-ALL THE LOVE GUYS WILL NEVER APPRETIATE
-ALL YOUR BEAUTY
-ALL YOUR KINDNESS
-ALL YOUR PATIENCE
-ALL YOUR COMPANY GONE TO WASTE
-ALL YOUR TIME
-ALL YOU ADVICE

WHICH TRAMP IN HERE TRUELY DESRVES YOUR TIME?

WE ARE NOT WORTHY...

YET YOU HOPE FOREVER THAT WE WILL CHANGE... MATAMORPH INTO MEN... JUST BY OURSELVES...

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WHEN YOU ALL HAVE REACH THE BUTTERFLY STAGE... WE ARE STILL JUST CATERPILLARS... :O GIVE US TIME AND SURELY WE WILL CATCHUP...

INSHALLAH

^^^^^^^^^^HAPPY VALENTINE TO YOU ALL^^^^^^^^^

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