Anonymous | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 10:32 am People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the is yours? Do I point at mycrotch when I ask where the bathroom is? The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no penis. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No dicknose, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at frikken ceiling up there. The radio ad "Hi, I'm Jeff Healey from the Jeff Healey Band. Don't drink and drive. I don't". Well, I hope you don't drive sober either Mr. Healey. You're blind for God's sake! People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know you fucking pulled me over! |
beebop | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 11:36 am lol! That is funny. Did you see his movie: 'what Planet are your from?" hilarious! |
jaylani | Friday, February 16, 2001 - 12:57 pm that was funny lol |
SweetSuga | Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 09:38 am lol lol that was jokes :-) |
Anonymous | Wednesday, February 21, 2001 - 11:53 am Beepop What planet are you from? cause A. Sandler was not acting that movie, shovel head. |
beepob | Thursday, February 22, 2001 - 04:57 am beepob stands corrected. I confused Sandler with the other funny guy Shandling or somehing. My bad. |