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TWO WAYS ONLY ONE I HAVE TO FOLLOW!!!!!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: Archive (Before Mar. 13, 2001): TWO WAYS ONLY ONE I HAVE TO FOLLOW!!!!!!!!!
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ATLANTADUDE

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 06:27 pm
SEE I WORK AT UNIVERSITY OF ATLANTA AS A JANOTORAIL, WHEN I MET WITH THIS SOMALIAN LADY WHO IS A STUDENT IN SAME UNIVERSITY. I STARTED TRASHING THE LABIRARY ROOM AS USUALLY WHEN I SAW THIS LADY WHO IS READING SOMEBOOKS,AND I WAS LIKE(ISKA WARAN) AND SHE ANSWERED SUDDENLY IAM NOT A SOMALIAN DESPISING ME. I WAS SURPRISED!AND ASKED HER WHERE ARE U FROM THEN? AND SHE WAS LIKE PROPABLY KENYA. I TRIED NOT TO BOTHER HER AND CONTINUOED WITH MY JOB.
IT WASN'T SO LONG WHEN I MET HER AT THE BREAK ROOM.THAT DAY I WAS WELL DRESSED AND ACTUALLY COULD GET SOME ATTENTION FROM HER, I SIT WITH HER AND TOLD HER THAT IAM NOT KIDDING NO MORE, AND THAT WE NEED TO TALK WETHER U ARE FROM KENYA OR SOUTHAFRICA. SO AFTER 30 MINUTE BREAK WE DECIDED TO SET A DATE. WE GO TO THE MALL AND EAT AT SOME FINE RESTRUANT WHERE AFTER THAT I DROVE HER TO ROMANTIC MOVIE, EVERY THING WORK OUT GREAT BUT U KNOW WHAT THE GIRL WAS ALL OVER ME THE OTHER DAY, AND WE COME INTO A DECISION TO MARRY EACH OTHER. HOWEVER WHAT REALY BUGS ME IS THAT THE GIRL WANTS ME TO EITHER QUIT MY JOB OR HER.
IAM PERMANET, I TAKE $11 PER HOUR, I GET DENTAL AND MEDICAL INSURANCE AND THERE IS ALSO FREE EDUCATION OFFER FROM MY JOB AT UNIVERSITY OF ATLANTA. WILL I LEAVE THIS JOB OR A WELL EDUCATED,BUETYFULL SOMALI LADY THAT I WAS LOOKIN FOR.
HELPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!.

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Anonymous

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 06:53 pm
BITCH DUMP THE OTHER BITCH.

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Anonymous

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:12 pm
my poor friend she said she is not somali why are you insisting on dating someone who is a shamed of her nationalaty!!
have you ever stopped and thought about if she dumps you like you dump the trash you will be loveless+jobless

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Anonymous

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:53 pm
OH YEAH LIKE HES GONNA BE HEART BROKEN HE LOST HIS JANITORIAL JOB.I HAVE AN IDEA.HOW ABOUT HE RAP HIMSELF WITH ONE OF HIS TRUSH BAGS AND THROWS HIMSELF ON THE DUMPSTER.

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abdi22

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 07:57 pm
You know what bro. i think you are kind of moron. how could you quit your education and your job with some one who doesn't even know who hell she is. she should be proud of to be somali, not other way around. she should be proud of seeng you working so hard and as sametime learining not other way around. don't be stuped bro. don't lose your confidentiality bro. one girl doesn't mean she is everything for you. there are a lot of somalis girl out there who are proud of to be somali and don't hide there idetity from their brothers because of his job. be smart bro. i would suggest you two things the first one is this, give her time, tell her how much you love her, teach her what somalininess means to us, tell her how importan your education is for both of you, then you can guys work out what ever comes up.
the second is kind of stuped thing to do to somali sis, but i thing she deserves it. dumped her, tell her you don't love her any more. Remeber bro she humiliated you, so why do give her dumn respect.
i don't think she is a real somali, the real somali sis wouldn't do such a thing to her bro. i don't think she an educated person eithr, cuz she wouldn't treat u that way. she would've understood what being a student mean. she wouldn't care about your job as long as you are student. anyways what's up with yhat job??? you get good pay and free education, man don't blow up you chances bro. because of this little girl.
i believe you got my point
later bro.
wish u the best!!!!!!
bb

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SPIKE_LUU

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 08:13 pm
this guy is creative. but i am even more creative. plase listen to my plight and sad condition.
i work in ohio state state university doing janatorial job. they pay me $ 6.75. i work from 4:00Pm to 10:00pm.
while on duty , one evening i met this hot and beautiful somali girl. i haven't seen her before. she came to me asking about directions. she wanted to go to LAB2C. she was somali but she spoke to me in english. i have directed to the lab room and she thanked me then i said : habeen wanaagsan abaayo and then she was like what is that brother? i said common sis aren't you somali and she was what is that again? then i told her about he country in east africa . she was still stunned and couldn't follow me. she asked me where is AFRICA? is it colose to Indiana?
i had so many duties that night and i can't continue conversating with her and i left her. then i said soo bari and she was like sidoo kale walaal..oops!!!! then i said it's ok. the girl came after me and said listen you dirty little punk, i don't talk to flight 13 refugees like u and i am not somali , i just happen to look like somali and i know some phrases. besides i am a medical profesor here and just do your job and don't even think about coming to my way. i ssid ok. thn on friday morning, i had to go to the OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY to pick up my check. i was dressed well and i had my BMW car with me. after i picked up the check, i saw the same somali girl on the parking lot. she greeted me. ASSALAMU CALEILKUM BRO! ii waran aboowe, ma fiican tahay, maanta hawadu waa wanaagsan tahay. sideee tahay, xalay si fiican ma u jiifatay and she went on BLAH BLAH..i said common girl ..let me take u to the OPERA..i had two tickets to the NATIONWIDE ARENA, The three SOPRANOS, PAVAROTTI and the other two fat guys like him were there. after that i took her to SHERATON AND we had a candlelight dinner an i took her to my room. she was all over me....after we spent the night togather..satarday morning i proposed to her and we got married. now the girl wants me to sell the BMW. she wants me also to quit my janitorial job. i can't live without my job cos soon my boss who owns the BMW will come back from CINCINATTI.i also got the tickets and the nite stay at the hotel cos i won this contest at the KROGER'S grocery superstores.
the girl is very much in love with me. if i go back to my job she will know who i am for real and i will be dumbed like i dumb my garbage.

so what i should do? what u think guys?

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FUNNYMAN

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 08:46 pm
let me solve this problem cuz i thing one nite with that master degree ass is better then 2 nites at work.
alright there is the girl,the job, and you, and u need to get all this to the other side of the bank while u only have one boat.

take the girl first,... oh no! she don't want u and the job together. let me try again.
i will take the job to the other side, while u two stay together-then i will leave the job at the otherside-and take her to the other side-i will take back the job and bring to this side-suddenly i will take u to join her to the other side- and finally come back to get the job to the other side.
well! did i get it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Honesita

Friday, February 16, 2001 - 10:15 pm
loooooooooool@atlantadude.....dude where r ur senses........how could u think 2wice about a girl who doesnt like u for who u r and what u do....
I agree 300% with Abdi22 and i honestly luv him for what he said.....take his advice bro...that is if u r serious......if not soo maha...that was a funny joke!!!!

SpikeLuu.......man i think i know that girl....let me go teach her a lesson for ya!!

ciao

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Anonymous

Sunday, February 18, 2001 - 07:18 am
Spike luu,

YOU ARE SOOOOOOOO FUNNY!
I was laughing out loud reading what you wrote!

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mad mula

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 04:12 am
to atlantadude
nigga leave the bitch cuz if in later life you have financial problem she is going to blame u 4 makin her guit her job.
doesn't matter how pretty she is she wants to controls your life.

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luvya

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 06:19 am
Well, spikeluu, I happen to BE that girl you're talking about, and the only thing I was "all over" was the chicken sandwich I was eating before you came around and made me choke. Now let me ask you a question, do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Bro you're letting your mind wonder, dreaming of what's never to be. Let me give you some advice: Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone. ditto you too Atalantajerk.

luv.

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MNman

Tuesday, February 20, 2001 - 07:05 am
LOL Huhhhhhhh

Spike LUUUUUUU

That was creative, and funny.

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freeman

Sunday, February 25, 2001 - 05:11 pm
man keep your job at the same time keep your girl.

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