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DINNER IS SERVED ............By Basra

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Basra

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 09:56 am
On Eid Day,it was Madtastic.A sequence of unexpected events and catastrophies.I started the day early sunrise and went to the kitchen and completely cleaned and made an over-roll kitchen accesories renovation.It is important to have a carefully organised Kitchen if i were to cook at all.I then called my Best friend Naiimo and my other new friend Nafiiso.We had plan for them to celebrate Eid at our place.
Monday morning,7:30 AM,together with Naiimo and Nafiiso we headed to the local open market for fresh vegetable and fruits.We have grown acustomed to fresh products from th eopen market compared to the frozen we find in those hideous Mass Artificial Super market.Not that i am complaining.So went all the way to 5th avenue,the best shoping center of all.Ok i confess,our initial intent was to do our food purchase but we couldn't help it.We shoped!After all we had to find something to wear for dinner.Especially when we were having a Grand total of 35 poeple.The malls were not so busy on monday mornings,everybody was at work i guess,we went through Sears,Bloomingdales and every cool store we could think of.I bought a subtle black gown with a white cashmere scaf.Naiimo bought an orange silk gown with blue stripes,and Nafiiso thought a cotton black loose black pants and a white blouse will make her eveing wear perfect.Mission acomplished!
Now we only had to purchase our food,ranging from salads,frueits,fresh meat for the guests and beverages of every flavor possibly existing.The food buying took as an average of 2 hours and some minutes and we had to pass by the Saloon and make an appopintment for our Hair prep.Finaly we took the stuff to the kitchen and began our preparation.We decided the normal rice serving with meat,fruits,salads for the veggie guests and all deserts would complete the dinner Cuisine.
After hours or pre-cooking which involved the normal pealing,removing,cleaning and cutting,we subsequently started the actual cooking and heating.We were on the verge to preparing the most memorable dinner meal there ever was.I was content!
Later we went for our Hair Saloon appointed and spent a considerable amount of time perfecting every datail concerning JUST our Hair.So Abyan,our best Hair stylist does the best job there could be.I mean she seriously is talented with her work.Ofcourse we spent talking gossip and reading the latest cosmopolitan magazines that showcased the latest fashion in the market.Then Abyan shocked me with news that completely took me by surprise.I even threw down the magazine to give full atention to what she was saying.Apparently,she said:My aunt Nadhifo from Saudia Arabia was coming for dinner too.An unexpected decision she had done at the last minute.I was stunned.That aunt of mine?I mean she is my aunt after all,i love her enough but she is wants to control your life.She is rich,and independant,and has always controled every detail in her life,from the precise detail of t he type of clothes her household maid wear.I honestly dread her.My aunt is relentles.I took out my cellular phone and called my mother to confirm t hethe rumor.I wished it was a rumor.I was completely helpless.Mom confirmed it,Aunt Nadhifo Noor was coming after all.I thought this dinner of all has to be perfect.I refused to give her room for critism,much less oppotunity to control another part of my life!The last time we had an arguement was when she insisted i go with her to Saudia,in which i had we ended the confrontation with my clear message that i was not going with her to that place.Helooo?It's not "Welcome to Orland Disney"Its a short cut to a century where women are programed to restrictions.
Abyan hurriedly finished our hair at the request from us naturally,we had every reason to make that dinner be an excellent one,by all means!
After constant hard work,heatings,cooking,preparatrion of the vegetables and beverages the meal on finaly on the cooking in deseigned time span.Naiimo took the responsibility of handling the used utensils cleaning,Nafiiso took the cl;eaning of the mess in the Kitchen and i went for the complete decoration of the house,from top to the botom of the new sparkling red carpet.Everything was in order,we only had to wait a few hours for the food to cook.
Mom stopped by in the late evening to check if things went smooth and we as usual assured her everything was perfect!Overall we had a plain old fashioned meal,rice with side meats prepared in red soup,salad from Mango to common lettuce,fruits,fried chicken with yellow colored potatoes sliced in shapes,beverages of pine apple and oranges,and a desert ranging from Ice cream to yoggurt.The salads and fruits were ready,only the rice was on the heater cooking as scheduled.
The guests arrived at 7:00 pm.Everybody looked fantastic,my cousins mostly were perfect.My brother and Ali looked very cute too.Everything looked nice.The guest were soon walking around the house talking and mumbling conversation.Naiimo and Nafiiso came with their parents later after their quick change into their exquisite clothes.I hurried upstairs and chanput on my long rob and applied herbal avocado on my face,practically covering my entire face.On my way to the bath room,on the hallway,suddenly i stumbled upon a tall lady,my mom's age dressed very elegantly,jewelry sparling from her neck,ears and dress.She spoke in an outburst manner."Oh Gosh darling Basra?What is that on your face?What you done to yourself?And....Oh my God you have lost alot of weight?" I stood there freezed with visual surprise.She was in the House.My Aunt Nadhiifo!
"Hi Aunty! I smiled reluctantly,wishing the meeting circumstances was better than to be faced wearing your night rob,your face covered with avocado thought to enhance the glow of your chicks,and standing to be faced by the most controlling relative you could have.It was terrible.I hugged her ofcourse to pretend i was overly excited to see her.She wouldn't let me kiss her on the chick because of my 'green gel' as she calls it.Yikes!Green gel?Helooo?
Meanwhile the rice in the kitchen was completely forgotten.Nafiiso and Naiimo left the responsibility to me since they had to go home and make a quick change.The rice was burning and i was upstairs wearing my fantastic,christine dion dress that completely over compesated me from the terror i had felt following my accidental meeting in the hall way.I had no clue,what was going on going on in the Kitchen.When i arrived at the Kitchen,i saw what i did and immeadiately followed my scream!The rice was burnt!
here i was,in 20 minutes,i was supposed to serve dinner for our already hungry guests,and the food they were suppose to eat was burnt.How could this happen?I call Nafiiso and Naiimo and we quickly ploted to solve the dilema without showing any panic.Ofcourse i had to cry the word 'God'million times in the process!To top the worst - the worst? I could hear my aunt from the living room yelling and shouting saying she couln't wait to taste my food.I was doomed!
Naiimo thought we could call the downtown somalian restaurant and order a quick rice delivery,which was a brilliant idea by the way.Ofcoursewhen we called we were informed the delivery will take about half an hour.But after some deliberate cry to the ownder of the restaurant,he made sure to deliver the rice in 15 minutes.I was relieved."Basra we are waitingggg"Cried my Aunt from the living room.I was devastated!
The guests were a little restless too.Luckly the restaurant delivered the food in ten minutes,mnuch better as they promised.A minute before the time the meal was expected to be served i quickly ran along the hallway to the livingroom and enter the dining room,and announced, "DINNER IS SERVED".

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 10:18 am
First of all u are such are liar there ain't no open market in 5th ave that sell fruits or vegetables and secondly another correction there is no bloomingdales on 5th ave there is a bloomingdales on 34th street so next time u want to lie about residing in nyc u better know landmarks... A somali resturant in nyc far from
STOP YOUR ESSAYS NO ONE IS INTERESTED basra honestly u need help

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AntiBasra

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 10:26 am
I hate this Beatch

she just wate a Somali net space.......who the heck care what happenning in your home? u r one FAT, SAD, OLD boring beatch....stop those nonsense! aigh!

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saeed

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 10:31 am
basra,
we don't care about your EID..and how it went
so save the drama to your mamma

why you always post you dreams and fantasies
we don't give a damn about your boring stupid personal life....so keep it to your self..OK

basra also we know you use the name(HIBO)
other times that you want to post another
dream of yours....what stupid and lifeless
person.....if you don't have something good
save your self time...and stop posting these
stupid stories(or shell I say dreams)

kid you need to get a hobby..since you don't
have a life in your own...
join the gym(you might lose some of that 218 pound)
at least you might fit in your dreams

I hope I wasn't harsh on you......
and if you think I was harsh....so be it
I'm sure there are a lot of people who are
sick of your crap......I'm out...nothing personal

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Dr. me

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 10:48 am
loooooooooooooooooooooo@Basracheap

what a Crapt...I can,t read morethan One line..what a childish.
And u really expect US to read this •••• and respond to you? Walaahay u seem very Sad person and hungry 4 attention. does your MUM neglected you when you where young? or cuz you don,t have no friends to talk in real life? how about some phycholigical help? how about some Herbal Tharepy to teach you how LOVE yourself...and not to search for others Attention? all this u need it and u really need it soon

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Abdul

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 11:21 am
Thanx for sharing your EIID story basra!

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SAEED

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 11:31 am
ABDUL,
WHERE IN THE DREAM TOO.......

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manaxe

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 11:32 am
tHIS PITCH IS FILLING DA ROOM WITH HER NASTY STORIES, MA FARAHA BAA KU CUN CUNAAYO HADAADAN WAX QORIN, DAMN PITCHES ARE ALWAYS PITCHES, NAGA AAMUS DABAAL YAHAY, XUUXDA AH, ALWAYS FUCKING UNINTERESTING STUFF BAA QOREESAA, STOP IT AND PLEASE AS THE OTHER FELLA SAID, DONT ABUSE THE LANDMARKS, BE FAMILIAR WITH THEM BEFORE YE FABRICATE STORIES,,,,,,,,XUUX MURAAYADDA IS KU FIIRI, MA NAXDAA DIGSI GUBTEY, DABAL DCAWO AH,

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Honesita

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 11:45 am
Those r the meansest responds i've ever seen.......but very funny....lol.,.!!
If ya'll r not enjoyin' it......why da hell read it...!!!

Anyway.....Basra........i have one question....were u makin' up the name Nadifo Nur..........!!!!!?????

adios

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Amal

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:07 pm
I dont know what problem you got folks but i enjoyed basra's Eid story,so peeps move on.hahaha!Much love basra

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starliin

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:15 pm
basra?
heck girl i was a fan
what happened to you?
what up with this boring, cadaan-wannabe
tale?

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Khalid

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:19 pm
basra wanna know a secret% of all this people above are the same hater,using different names.Just to let you know.You saved the Eiid it looks like eh?

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Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuf

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:29 pm
Basra
this one is Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuf

BooringA$$whole you are a Hoe..Hoyadded wasto from Marka..Barawaniyad baratay sida loo qoro Eglishka.. oo ku diimaysa hada.

The sad thing is, you tray so hard to be creative, but the end of the day you end up copiying some Yankee Books. So what is there to read? come,on now grow up. If you want to be a writer act like one. you are basicly tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuf

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NonMuslim Sista

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:34 pm
Why are you so mean guys?? This was supposed to be a happy day, and a person wants to share it with you. What happened to the GOOD muslims??
Where is your brotherliness?? No wonder I can't understand muslims... Anyway, hope you had a nice day, Basra! :) And thanks for sharing your thoughts, at least I know there is one good muslim out here... :O

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manaxe

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:41 pm
loooooooooooooooooooooooool, ye re really a loser seeking attention,,miyaa lagu cuni jirey adigoo yar,,,,,,all i can say is "clean da room and stp filling it with yer fantasies, i bet ye havent celebrated eid at all,..in the ghetto baa ku jirtey, or may be divorced with ten kids baa tahay oo aan celebration lahayn,,or may be a poor family ,,that is why ye are fantasising eid a perfect eid,,looooooooooooooooooool
downtrodden, gime a call, i will definetely hook ye up with adoon dhagax ah oo strong cock leh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,in NYC.LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:41 pm
THERE IS DIFFRENT BETWEEN STORY AND FANTCY DREAMS

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jamac guusyare

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 12:46 pm
basra
you have a talent no doubt, now can you shut the hell up..........................................

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 01:13 pm
This is shame.Men who became gays like Saeed,(who is Anti basra,two anonymous)Dr.me and Tuuf.I can sense your gayness from far.Manaxe is the most Gay because he knows adoon have strong cock.

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Anab

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 02:40 pm
looooooooooooooooBasra

Abaay i think you are extremely talented.I was cracking up the whole time.What happened to the Aunt loool Good work sis,ignore these fools they jelous you can write atlest an essay rather than them struggling to know how to fill an application form.

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just a guy

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 06:00 pm
basra....that wus real good...keep up the good work.....don't let these pple tell u otherwise...ur talent is obviouse to the whole world.....they just jelouse as hell!!!...

from a friend..

p.s..i think u , hibo...and mo_man should get togather and publish a whole series of mini_stories....u'll make a killin!!!...u can call it ' life is like that'...

this for honesistah.....i like ur possitive attitude...encouragin everyone...and given sound advice...we need more ppl like u..not all these haters....that got nothin to say!!!

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MNman

Tuesday, March 06, 2001 - 09:00 pm
Just Curious

U want to the SuperMarket at 7:30? Didn't u pray?

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GabadhWacan

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 03:21 am
Salaamu Calaykum

CIID WANAAGSAN

Well, well, well. I read Basra's story because I think young talent should be encouraged. I don't know if she wants to become a writer or not. Basra, sis, if writing is what you would like to do just a few pointers. Always check and double check and triple check your spelling. Write from the heart. Draw your stories from your society, environment and community. Or if you want to venture into other cultures do a thorough research. It will come across as more genuine. Above all no matter what profession you choose or hobby you love, just make sure that it is in accordance with the Islamic principles.

To all the rest, being plain old mean never had a reward. Give the girl a break. Most of those criticizing her don't even know how to write proper English. She is trying and having an imagination never was a crime!

Salaam

GabadhWacan

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ninxoon

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 04:06 am
Here we go agian. Bastra opening the flee invested hole she call mouth.I think you speak from somewhere else that smells like dead fish! i wonder? but won't ponder!

speak all you want, but i have reached the conclusion to terminate your persence in this place. You name is from this moment a target to be assasinnted!

Bastrad futo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey don't you ever get off your seat?

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Troublegirl

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 04:35 am
Hi Basra
How's it cooking? LOL.......Hey great story. Let me share mine with ya. Since I took the day off from Uni I decided to stay home and cook for my family. I pre-shopped on Saturday coz I couldn't be bothered. I made some rice & hilib. My family love my cooking......and not coz I am a grande chef.......but I make a variety and make very little of it....so by the time the third person gets served...something or the other runs out.....and they are kept wanting MORE....LOL. Anyway after Lunch I baked and my lil sister made some biscuits. Overall I'd say it was a good EID coz for once I had no work and school.

Glad to hear yours went aight too...

TO ALL THE HATERS
Don't blame the girl for having a life CAPISHE....Just coz U ain't got no families and no one to cook for you U critisizing the poor girl. And furthermore.....I am soooo sure half of ya spent EID day claiming for your welfare cheque........so don't PLAYA HATE.......CELEBRATE

PEACE

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Nabil

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 05:11 am
What a Reaction this is.

Gentlemen if you abhor her writings why bother reading them and waste your valuable time?. You seem to be all pusillanimous men "I thoroughly resent utilising the word because of its connotation which I feel you don't deserve it"

Basra, your English seems to come through from rudimentary to intervening level, with a bit of help you will be fine.

So, What happened to that ghastly Aunt of yours? How does the story terminate?

Nabil
London, England

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Odey

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 05:18 am
Nbaiiil

What is up with you? Do you think you are the orator of Somalinet? Being a Law student does not give you the right to criticise every post you see in the Somalinet that are written in English. If you were previlliged to go to Hawwwroww as you have claimed once then you have to know that we are not blessed as you are when it comes to that opportunity of going an elite school. Come yourself down and let leave the girl alone.,

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Just a girl

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 05:23 am
BASRA

You watch too many soup Oprah, House Wife. I guess it is a time you get out that Coner of your House and see the real world Old Lady of acting (gaalad) isku xishood waxaa , wax dhaama la shir imow.If u can write English does that makes you stupid? or more smart?cuz what u show us is more stupid than smart.Clean up Kid or GaranMAMA.lol you must be a House wife, who her Husband tell her Cooking is the best thing Women can do....cuz all you intresting what your Familly Cooks.or Mybe your Father was a Chef? you are.........?????????

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Basra

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 07:55 am
lolooooooooooool

This is really sick.lol I mean you guys think you can get to me but thats on like wayyyyy impossible.I was laughing at how i made people respond with that much mixed hate & love! WoW!
But i wonder you guys talk trush like this how do you know i am not your sisters,sitting on the other side of the dinner table at night.Wouldn't that be Yucky?Oh i forgot,you are probably some lonely losers who dont have family or if they have,they threw you out long time ago.loooool
You know what my professor said?She said if you want to be a good Editor for any publishing endeavor and you evoke emotions both Hate & Love;you did something Good!So i am so thrilled! loooooool

KEEP THEM COMING LOL


A special THANKS to all those who commented civilly!:)

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Hibo

Wednesday, March 07, 2001 - 11:06 am
Basra: looooooooool.........girl......walaahi I have an aunt who is exactly the same......for sometime... I thought u were talking of her.......lol.. u scarred the hell out of me....anyways...how did it end.....what did ur control freak...aunt do...coem on...girl...I want the aftermath!!
BTW....many seem to think we r the same......so..what do u say...we join hands...n act like one....???....:O......or its just jealousy...coz...we express ourselve??....I can't seem to understand where all this hatret...towards us....is cevolving from....lately.....hmmm....interesting!!

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Basra

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 07:25 am
Hiboloool

A controling Aunt too? God help you sis.My Aunt tops the annoying button.loool But not that i dont love her,i do..lool in a far distance sort of way.

Anyway dont mind about these self hate you see on the forumss.They originate from deep wounded souls.Not that i practice Psychology.lol

Buh Byeeee!

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Observer

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 08:05 am
Isan,t this SAD? this is when I hate The NET.....when some selobsses like BASRA aka HIBO....talk to herself...when no one else responds.......how Low can u go GIRL?

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Anonymous

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 08:17 am
Basra(aka hibo)

talking to yourself is a illness..go ck it..

also we do have families and we are happy
but we like to keep our family business
to our family......
I think you are the one with NO FAMILY
that's why probably you always fantasies
about cooking,movies,actors..etc.
so live in your little plastic bubble in peace

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SIRRUS

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 10:49 am
THIS IS GOOD, FINALY THAT BASRA IS DOING SOMETHING IN HER MENTAL CALIBER, ATLEAST SHE IS STAYING THE HELL OUT OF SOMALI HISTORY.

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HISTORY CHANNEL

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 11:08 am
SIRUUS,
Basra knows about Somali history
as much as I know about ZMUNDA ISLAND

NOTHING , 0,NOADA,ZIP,NO CLUE......

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GANGSCELL

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 11:23 am
what u guys on, the girl just said what she was suppouse to say, i mean what fAck u hate for, do your own thang, u can't bring your nasty ass to Somalinet every morning insulting people,don't u know that is the worst thing to do. now getta life kids;
To; Basra;- PUMPKINS! WHY DON'T PUBLISH BOOKS FOR REAL? I REALY LIKE YOR FOLLOW.

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history channel

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 11:32 am
here we go again,
Basra trying to change her way of righting
to gain some sympathy......good try Basra
and stop using more than 40 user names

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Basra

Friday, March 09, 2001 - 01:19 pm
looool

How many times should i say it. I AM NOT HIBO?

This is ridiculous! But i will not explain it or deny it.So whatever! Hibo...Twin sister Bonsoir! looooooooooool


Sirrus

You are cute....looool

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