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zanab

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:35 pm
Me and my husban are trying to have a baby. We have been trying for about 2years on and off. I am worried that I can't get pregnant. What are the best ways to get pregnant? Can you give me any suggestions?

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Timemagazine

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:37 pm
buy your husband some viagra!

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discovery channel

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 04:52 pm
let him do you from the ass

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ladan

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 05:11 pm
don't put his dick on restriction. let him anytime especially in the morning cause that's when they are real active. if you know what I mean.

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porn channel

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 05:18 pm
ladan,
you are right...normally in mornings
my dick is more harder than any other time
of the day...and i fell the jucies flown
in my nuts...

ladan are you a doctor?????:)

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Miski

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 05:57 pm
sis zanab
If you are not getting pregnant it does not mean something is wrong with you. the problem could be coming from your husband. Sis have you seen any GYN doctor yet? There is something called infertility they will do some test for you and they will tell you if the problem is coming from you or not.Sis they also do genetic counseling. They could also tell you when is the best time to have sex.

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Abaay

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:10 pm
Salaamacaleykum!!

Abaayo macaan, the best way is that in aad Allah barisiin oo aad Allah ka sugtiin, wuxuu idiinku talagaley... Hana isku waalin, macaaney, Insha-Allah it will came....

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Dr.gardheere

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 09:19 pm
Dear sister,
Please do visit a specialist(both of U),pray hard and most importantly remember to thank ALLAH wateVa Da results are.I will pray wiT U..::):)::).


GOOD LUK

Muslim BrothA
Dr.gardheere

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nutcracker

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:17 pm
porn channel, cheap ass, go help yourself!!
Loser, no place to turn to any more, eh??

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nutcracker

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:19 pm
discovery channel, ASS-MAN, not you again, eh??
Ah, forgot, you have small dick... I can help you with your nuts though?

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huh

Wednesday, March 14, 2001 - 11:47 pm
:( you see what happens when women sleep around... they damage their womb lining and hence loose the right to bare children... fruitless :(... your own fault... don't blame the man it is all your fault...

consider hormone replacement and infetro fertilization...

diputs loof...

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 12:32 am
Zanab, now you see why it was not a good idea to post your question here... I suggest you go and see a doctor instead and don't forget to bring your husband too... Good Luck! I wish you the best! :-) To huh, yeah, right, you said it, empty between your ears, right? HUH??

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 01:02 am
Hehehe....No-no-no! This trash of a posting is simply made to help ASS-MAN to let his dirt out... Coz his dick is so small and his brain even smaller, so please folks, be nice; Help this poor guy, because he simply can't help it!

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expert

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 06:04 am
To Zanab

I understand your problem which exist in every society. The proplem can, either, be you or your husband. You need to see a doctor who can diagnose the situation. Doctors suggest many ways to try including hormone replacement, timing ( during mating )and the period of ovulation which is the most suitable time.

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helpful citizen

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 08:22 am
let me do u baby

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mum

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 12:59 pm
don"t listing to this fools they don:t know what they talking about.

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BEYONCE....

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 01:18 pm
actually after ovilation which is after your period...make sure u have sex...within 3 days and because the egg is there and needs a sperm...i am pretty sure u will get pregnant then because after that time period you have zero chance of getting pregnant and you will have to wait till your cycly begins again....if u don't believe me then just try it it can't do u anyharm either way rite??

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my ideal of the problem

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 01:22 pm
If you looking for a children say" allah give me a children who is worth having" and dont't worry about just geting children.
I hope you have health relationship with you husband because somtimes if you have sick relationship the chancess of having children is 50 50. i hope you get what you looking for but consider if they are goog or bad for ya.

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Anonymous

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 01:26 pm
Yeah, fold your hands and say a prayer and all your problems will be solved..... ;-)))

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isak

Thursday, March 15, 2001 - 08:30 pm
adopt one ,they are so many somalian childs
who lost their parents.....

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you know who

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 12:34 pm
every one here added some advice which is good
but ,there is a woman here by the name
MUNA..AKA CARMEL...which is using anonymus..
that destroy's every topic like this
so my advice to this sick lady is get HELP
b4 it's too late...

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PlayBoyBunny

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 12:39 pm
I know something to help u out...I'm actually known for that around my town...

what do u think of this? I'll F%$k your husband hard and good and when he's about to explode...I'll hand it over to u. so u have to be near us and wide spread!

hein what u say? amazing or what?

no offense to u dear but maybe u'r not giving it properly

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zig-zag

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 01:48 pm
playboy bunny,

can you do that to me...i will appreciate it
and you don't have to get off for any other woman

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Feeraar

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 02:28 pm
Too many ignorant and loosers in the house, trying to give out advices but can't do it because of their chicken brains, but believe me they are innocent because in back home they did not go to school (or someone did not want it), then civil-war started in Somalia... and here comes an opportunity to fligh to N.America or Europe. After a difficult transitional period they realise that they have no chance to compete with their mates and that they have no a better future than deffending their backward mentality. In addition to that they found Internet a way to look for a consolation and here we have some of their actions............

To: Zanab
Please you and your husband need to see a doctor (Gynocologist) and get a genetic counselling as well. After that, if you realize that you have no chance to have children you can either consider adopting children or in-vitro-fertilization if that is the case.

Please don't scare adopting children, it's simple and if you believe it everything will go smooth. Even though I am not married I adopted 2 children and I am doing fine with them.

God bless to you.

Feeraar

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zig-zag

Friday, March 16, 2001 - 03:09 pm
feeraar,

bitch why you acting like you were born here
your black ass was picked up in a refugee camp
in kenya...and now after you graduated from
ESL..you think you are gueniuse...get a grib

losers like you who couldn't offer an advise
but, had some to say about other ppl...
you need to check youself b4 you break your soory ASS....and you need to change your friends
because they been laying to you..you are not
all that..at all...if any thing you are the one
who look stupid and dump....
so bitch come back when you get your thoughts
together...what low life bitch

and if you want some more of this..then
come back and i will serve you sorry ass bitch

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ikram

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 07:02 am
well i heard this before and it has worked for a friend of mine after have sex with your hubby lay on your back and lift your legs in a 90 degree angle and it should work that is what helped gloria estefan get pregnant for her second pregnancy tell me if it works
good luck

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oymde

Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 10:18 am
True sign of the changing somali females...

""""""""""""""""""""""""Fact"""""""""""""""""""
Somali couples who are childless in the west in increasing! the reason being somali females are developing higher levels of testosterone[male hormone] this leads out side effects such as... hairy bodies, clear and visible mustage, muscular appearance, deeper then normal voice... hyper activity... agrassive attituted... abusive mentality... wearing of male clothes... generaly behaving like a man...

There is increase in so called artificial inseminations where husbands are asked to jerk off in a small plastic cup and then the sperm is injected into the egg or via a syringe into the woman...

:( even the somali female's eggs are rejecting the somali males sperm... totally doomed... this nation is diappearing from the surface of the earth... resistance is futile.... extinction is inavitable...

""""""""""""""""sisters"""""""""""""""""""""

please take hormone replacement... i don't know which one you require[estrogene or the other one proestrogene i think] but do it soon.

Oh yes if you don't you will loose your hair for testosterone is said to be responsible for male hair lose!!!

""""""""""""""""""men""""""""""""""""""""""

If it is your fault and you can have babies because you can't get it up then you are suffering from too much stress...


Hey Zaynab it might just be that you wear the pants in the house so, let him try being on the top for once i am sure you can handle that once! i mean for being in the vunarable position, that might just give you an orgasm and help with the suction of the sperm to your womb... who knows...

You speak like a man........

"""""""""""""""Theory"""""""""""""""""""""

Most agressive females in these forums could actually be men undercover!

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WIILKA

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 10:47 am
LET ME BE YOUR DOCTOR ZANAB:
GETTING PREGNANT IS ALWAYS A MATTER OF CHANCE, OF LUCK , AND OF COURSE SOMETIMES BAD LUCK?WHY
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY GOD AND YOUR DOCTOR HELP...

INPORTANT FOR UNDERSTANDING FERTILITY, WHETHER YOU ARE GETTING PREGNANT NATURALLY OR WITH HELP, IT TO APPRECIATE THAT NO-ONE HAS A 100% CHANCE OF CONCEIVING?


TO EXPLAIN HOW NORMAL IT IS TO HAVE TROUBLE GETTING PREGMANT FIRST UNDERSTAND THIS AND YOU CAN MAKE SENSIBLE DECISONS ABOUT THE REPRODUCTIVE TECHNOLOGIES AND PLAN YOUR LIFE

HOW THE DOCTORE CAN HELP YOU..
HERE IT IS AND PLUSE THE PRIVILEGES AND PITFALLS OF DONATION AND SURROGACY?
PLEASE, TELL ME HOW YOU WANT YOUR BABY TO LOOK?
WIIL DHEER, WILL GAABAN, GABAR BUTAACAA, GARAR QURUX BADAN?
YOU CAN CONTACT ME AT HARORVIEW HOSTPITAL IN WASHINGTON STATE?
I AM DOCTOR? AND I CAN HELP WITH MY DONATION EGGS?

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Anonymous

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 11:10 am
modey,
GOD!! you never make sense!
pllz will you just shut up??you r just making yourself more stupid.
this is why they say "little knowledge can be dangerous"

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Anonymous

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 11:17 am
"JESUS" SEE A DOCTOR AND HE/SHE WILL HELP U TO HAVE A BABY.
GOOD LUCKY
SOLONG

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samiirah

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 12:25 pm
Dear zainab,

i would like to remaining what Allah (swc)said inthe koran, i do give children who i want and i don't give who i want, i do give mixed who i want,i do give only boys or girls who I want. So sister remember that but if your being married for two years only don't worry may it isn't your to have baby yet, you can started seeking medical help.
iam married woman and i know what your going though, but, if your husband is a relegis man he knows what Allah (swc)has said in the koran.

To all other looses get a live your are all such idoit, your haven't being taught how to took.........and kiss you dirt ass.

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WIILKA

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 07:45 pm
I AM DOCTOR, SPECIALLY FOR THE NEEDS OF WOMAN LIKE ZANAB HERE.
I AM HERE TO GAVE HER WHAT SHE REALLY WANT WHICH IS A BABY?
I THINK PROBLEM IS FROM HER LACK OF SEXUAL DESIRE TO HER HUSBAND, I'LL MAKE THAT HAPPEN FOR YOU HONEY. ME AND YOU COME VISIT MY LITTLE ROOM AND I'LL TALK ABOUT THE PROBLEM IN A MATTER OF PRIVITACE?
LIKE I HAVE SAID BEFORE YOU CAN FIND IN A HAROBVIEW HOSTPITAL/

ALL TO ALL THE WANNAAAAAAA BE'SSSSSSS HERE YOU ALL CAN SUCK MY DICK/
I AM A DOCTOR MY PROFESSION IS NOT TO ••••......YOU SUCKERS

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JANDEED

Monday, March 19, 2001 - 09:14 pm
PEOPLE BE RESPECTFULL OF UR SISTER. SHE ASKED U FOR ADVICE AND THIS IS HOW U TREAT HER. pLZ BE CONSIDERATE AND GROW UP.
FOR THOSE RESPECTFULL SISTER AND BROTHERS: kEEP IT UP

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sex doctor

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 07:13 am
why dont u just go and sleep wit a next manz who has got a big, hard, juicy dick. girl, beileve me, dont miss out!!!!!!!.man a fat dick iz a happy dick wen i get my tounge in there.

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WIILKA

Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 10:33 am
SIDAAS KA DAA SEX DOCTOROW, WABA FOL XUMAYSAY ARINTA SXB MARKA, QOFTAAN WAXAAY RABTA TALO, MARKA AMA LA TALI AMA U DAA DOCTORKA WIILKA..

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