     Anonymous | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 07:53 pm
This spring break,i am supposed to be in Minnesota to visit my Aunt,but imagine this......
We make plans (with my school friends) this gigantic master plan to have fun without our parents knowing it.So instead of going to Minnesota,we fly to Miami Florida for fun,the entire spring break.
So..........this is my plan.The last day of school,mom comes and picks me up and drives me to the airport.We hug and i assure her,i'll call my Aunt to make sure she knows someone is at the airpot waiting for me.
Then from the time mom leaves the airport after my insisting(i hope she agrees) i'll have time to run tot he other airport terminal for my flight to florida.Meeting my two other acomplicies lool there properly prepared.
Then as soon i reach Miami,i call a three way line call,myself,mom and my Aunt in Minnesota.I call mom first and talk to her briefly,then pretend to tell mom to hold so that i could fetch Aunt from the kitchen so,that gives me ample time to make the call and connect them.Importantly i make sure they dont get past the greeting moment and them talking about my trip travel.I interrupt my mom's line to pretend its a bad line.I call mom as soon as possible to make sure we are alright and that Aunt went out with Uncle.
Then i call my Aunt and tell her I would not make it.lool....and i'll have to look for a flight that has a transit stop at Minnesota for a bried visit to my aunt validating my presence incase they discuss on the phone sometime in the future.I'll even stay two days transit.
So......please people would i souln believable? looool or do you have a better paln?
No Haters allowed..or if you come in and start shouting...loool..i'll just sit and say "Oh lord there we go...its going to take a long day" |
| Basra | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 07:55 pm
Ok i dont have to be anonymous -this is Basra loooool Help ! |
| M@NNEXE INDH@ $UQAAR | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 09:09 pm
GAL! THAT IS ONE HELL OF PLAN! BUT HOW BOUT THIS PLAN ,THAT U CAN REALLY DO AND MORE EASIER 4 U AND AT THE SAME TIME MORE FUNN 4 ME?!!.
IT DOESN'T TAKE ALOT OF ENERGY; SEE, I WILL BE AT THE AIRPORT AT 5:00AM IN DA MORNING WITH A BIG BOARD WRITTEN ON IT (LOOKING 4 BASRA FROM SOMALINET/FORUM),I WILL BE AT THE CENTER GATE SO EVERYBODY CAN SEE IT.THEN U WILL PROPERLY COME SOMETIME LIKE 12:35AM,BUT B4 WE MET, I SAW YOR AUNT SITTING IN SIDE HER OLD NISSAN CENTRA WITH 200 MILES ON IT, THEN I FELT KINDA JELOUSE AND I HIT HER OLD 70S CAR AT THE BACK (OOPS/IAM SORRY). THERE SHE WAS HAVING HEART ATTACK WITH BLOODPRESSURE, BUT WHAT IS MORE FUNNY IS I NEVER FELT SO SAD, CUZ I HAD A BIG CHANCE THERE/I CALL 911 AND THE POLICE PULL OVER, THEY RUSH HER TO THE HOSPITAL,(I WAS REALLY INJURED AND MISSING SOME FRAGEMENT) BUT I TOLD THEM THAT I WAS OKEY.THE COPS COULD GIVE ME A TICKET BUT THEY NOTICED THAT YOR AUNT DIDN'T HAD ANY INSURANCE IN HER CAR FOR OVER 5 MONTHS(DAMN)I REALLY HATE TO SAY THIS BUT SHE WAS DRIVING WITH A PERMIT TOO!!.
THERE I HAD ANOTHER CHANCE! SO THE COPS LET ME GO.UH! WHUT! I FORGET THAT U WERE COMING, I RUN BACK TO MY SPOT HOLD MY BAORD UP AND SCREAMED BASRAAAAAA!
HELL NO! A FAT ,SHORT DARK LADY RUN TOWARDS ME???
I SAY ANGRLY;-I U SURE U ARE NOT BASRA??
BUT TO MY SUPRISE SHE ANSWERED-"NOP! MY NAME IS NASRA"
THERE I HAD ANOTHER CHANCE OR WILL I SAY LUCKY THIS TIME.
SOME BODY TAB MY BACK! AND SAID SOFTLY-"TURN AROUND" MANNEXE".
THERE WAS A SLIM,TALL,LIGHT SKIN PRINCESS!!!!!!!!
WE COULDN'T REALLY KISS EACH OTHER THAT TIME CUZ I WAS TOO MUCH NERVOUSE BUT I GIVE U A BIG HUG.REMEMBERING YOR AUNT AND THE BAD LUCK HAPPEN TO HER, I REALIZE THAT MY CAR WAS ENVOLVED IN DA CRUSH TOO AND ITS UNDRIVABLE!!
THERE I HAD THE BIGGEST CHANCE,WE FIGURED OUT TO RENT A MOTEL WHICH WAS NOT THAT FAR FROM THE AIRPORT. WWWWOOOOOOOW(THE REST OF THE STORY IS WITH HELD FOR FBI REASONS).
SEEYA ALL.(((()))) |
| M@NNEXE INDH@ $UQAAR | Saturday, March 17, 2001 - 10:14 pm
WHERE IS EVERYBODY?ARE YO'ALL ON WOMEN'S CONER CHAT ROOM OR SOMETHIN?
THEN I GUESS I WILL CONTINUONE WIT MY STORY;-
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THE NEXT MORNING BASRA GET UP, FEELING ALL HER DREAMS AND WISHES COME TRUE, BUT THEY WAS ONLY ONE WISH REMIANING 4 HER? AND THIS WAS - 2 VISIT HER AUNT IN DA HOSPITAL. SO I GETTA FUFILL THIS LAST WISH OF HERS'*** WE RUN TO NEAREST SOMALI SHOP, BUY SOME (CUUD,MAL'MAL & FOOX) 2 COOL DOWN THE POOR AUNT.
SHE WAS STARING AT THE TV AS WE ENTERED HER NURSING ROOM WITH GREETING(EEDO ISKA WAREN/SEY WAX KUUGAAREEN?). I FEEL KINDA FOOL TO SAY THAT I WAS THE ONE WHO ENVOLVED IN DA ACCIDENT WITH HER, AND ACTUALLY SHE DON'T REMEMBER A SINGLE THING OF WHAT HAPPEN THERE TOO. SO WE CONVINCE HER SHE HAD HAD THIS ACCIDENT ON HER WAY TO THE MINNEAPOLIS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT' WITH SOME HIGH BLACK DUDE/ OR SOME DRUNKEN IRISH (LOL). SHE STILL CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHO IAM AND SHE THOUGHT I WAS ONE OF HER KIDS. BASRA AND I PAID THE INSURANCE AND PERMIT TICKET, THE OLD AUNT WAS FINALLY VERY HEALTH AFTER USING THE (CUUD AND JAABO WITH MA'MAL). SHE TOLD ME SHE NEVER HAD THIS THINGS SINCE SHE MOVED FROM SOMALIA AND SHE WAS REALLY SICK FOR THEM.!!!!!!!
THE AUNT GO HOME WELL***** ME AND BASRA WITH BLESSING FROM HER MOTHER AFTER VISITING HER BACK AT HER HOME/ HAPPILY LIVING EVER AFTER IN MINNEAPOLIS. CASE CLOSED.(((()))). |
| Anonymous | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 05:41 am
 there she goes again! |
| Rx | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 06:22 pm
i knew basra was sick and i gave up on her long time ago
BUT the problem is this stupid fool who
agree to do basra style dream story
mnaxa squar...you are the most dumpest
person i've ever seen....kid wake up
i think you about miss school..sweet dreams
kid  |
| M@NNEXE INDH@ $UQAAR | Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 06:57 pm
TO;RX;-"AF AANAD LA HEEYN, LAMA QABTO"
U ARE PROPERLY SOME LOW-LIFE FLIGHT13 ON WELFARE WHO DON'T EVEN GET SOME DREAMS AND WISHES TO SHARE!!
STOP HOPING 4 FOODSTAMPS U REFUGEE AND START A NEW LIFE FOR REFUGEE SAKE.(((()))) |
| Anonymous | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 07:46 am
basra
It looks like you have two men fighting over you.Rex and Manaxe.lol
Net people are freaks.
Rex you given up on her? What does that mean? You always were clinging on her,like some proud parent ? Watch out basra |
| Rx | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 08:11 am
to anonymous,
I gave up on reading her postings..that's
where I was going with that...and NO
I'm not fighting over Basra..that fool m.suqar
can have her fat ass...
to m/suqar,
if there is any flight 13 here it got to be you
fool,,,
what you can't score woman in your own,,so you
hiding behind computer screen
what the hell is wrong with you..hhhmmmm
if you trying to get close to basra by righting
your day dreams ..then more power to you fool
but do us a favor booth of you start e-mail
each other these stupid stories and keep
us out of it..you sick dump
and to clear the record fool...I achieved most
of my goals...and if you call spring brake
your dream...then good luck in this country
dump ass..that just show me you are flight 13
first class,,,,
and if you want to reply to me gather your thoughts 1st then reply..so you can make some sense...I'm out |
| M@NNEXE INDH@ $UQAAR | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 10:26 am
GAX GAX GAX FIQ! WHUT A DAY! WHUT A FORUM!
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THANK GOD IAM ANSWERING YOR GODDAMN,TOO LOW,FAST FALLIN MESSAGES!! THANK!
"STAY AWAY,STAY A LIFE! THAT IS ALL!" THAT ALL!.(((())))
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| Rx | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 10:53 am
what the hell was that
english please...
or your flight 13 ass can't wright now??? |
| M@NNEXE INDH@ $UQAAR | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 11:15 am
ITS ALWAYS PPL LIKE U WHO ARE HOLDIN THA FORUM DOWN!
I DUNNO HOW 2 TELL U SOMETHIN, BUT I CAN ATLEAST UNDERSTAND WHERE U COMIN FROM.
IF U GET PROBLEM-GO SOLVE WIT YOR RELATIVES.
IF U GET BEEF-COME THROUGH THA SCREEN IF U CAN.
IF U ARE JEALOUSE-IAM JUST A MAN LIKE U.NOW NEED 2 COMMITT SUICIDE.
IF YOR GOD DAMN FOODSTAMPS WERE DENIED--WELL, THEN I GUESS U HAVE THE RIGHT 2 REAPPLY AND BRING NEW VERIFACTIONS.
TYPE BACK BUT DUNT BITE.(((()))) |
| Rx | Monday, March 19, 2001 - 12:27 pm
manax.suqar,
1st i wont bite ..relax and enjoy reading
2nd..i don't have problem...DO YOU?
3rd i'm collage graduate man who work full time
so i'm not jealous of you so don't go there
also i never received food stamp nor know how they
look a like...do you recive them???
4th.. you hate ppl like me because i placed
you in your rightful place
5th..b4 opining your mouth again..think 1st
p.s/ ain't going anywhere so get used to seen
my user name around.specially around your postings
till i make sure you don't disrespect any more
somalis with limited english....capish
holla back |
| Rx | Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 07:49 am
manx.suqar
where are you buddy!!!! |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 11:10 am
man i missed this heated war!!!!!!!! |
| T-GIRL | Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 02:30 pm
Basra
Next time U feeling a bit adventurous U can come to London.....And don't worry about accomodation. Just pay for yo buss pass....
Great Plan though......Hey if ya get caught U will never fly ever again......U know what mom's are like. |
| Anonymous | Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 10:40 am
basra you suck |
