Loser | Friday, March 23, 2001 - 11:10 pm I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons: I do physical labour i work at great depths i plunge headfirst into everything i do i dont get weekends off or public holidays i work in damp environment i dont get paid overtime i work in dark work places that has poor ventilation my work exposes me to contagious diseases. Sincerely Penis response Dear Penis After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons: You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods. You dont always follow the orders of the management team. You dont stay in your allocated position, and often visit other areas. You dont take initiatives- you need to be preasured and stimulated in order to start working. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift. You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing. You will retire well before reaching 65. You are unable to work double shifts. You sometimes leave your allocated position before you have completed the day's work. And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags. Sincerely The management |
Anonymous | Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 01:12 am :-)))))))))) Hilarious! Keep UP the good work.. lol! |
Anonymous | Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 07:38 am Never laughed so hard in my life!!!! |
RICHGIRL | Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 08:14 am What was that.......2 Wal-Mart Bags......? LOL.............LOSER. |
Anonymous | Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 08:48 am copy-paste...is that all you can do you idiot. stop posting trash you stupid loser. |
PlayBoyBunny | Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 09:57 am what ever it was( copy-paste) it was creative and it caught my interest. Loser...contact me and u'll be a winner. I promise that u'll get all the raises in the world. extremely funny....I nominated this for the best posting at this Sunday's Oscar |
Loser | Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 05:12 pm DAT WAZNT A COPY AND PASTE BROOOOOOOOO ANNOONY, Y,ALL, I FEEL PITY FOR COCKS 4 REAL, HIS APPLICATION HAS BEEN REJECTED, |
L&T | Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 10:09 pm lol this is real funny, real funny. peace |
Anonymous | Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 07:59 pm This is so funny! |
jaylani | Monday, March 26, 2001 - 11:00 am loser, that was funny shi*t... lolololololololololollol |
MESSENGER | Monday, March 26, 2001 - 11:09 am DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN DEEN |
spike | Monday, March 26, 2001 - 01:59 pm good one , it made me laugh , even though i seen it before in the joke forums. |