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WHAT ARE U?...........................*********NUTS*********

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BlackBeauty

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 01:50 pm
***************THE ETHNIC GIFT***************

A little Italian boy and a little Jewish boy, lived about a block apart in the neighborhood and basically grew up together. The Jewish boy was the son of a Jeweler and the Italian boy was the son of a hit man.

Oddly enough, they had the same birthday. For their 12th birthday, the little Jewish boy received a Rolex watch and the little Italian boy received a 22 Baretta.

The next day, they are out on the street corner comparing their present and neither is happy, so they switch gifts with each other.

The little Italian boy goes home to show his Father and his Father is NOT pleased. "What are you, nuts? Let me tell you something, you idiot!
Some day you're gonna meet a nice girl, you're gonna wanna settle down and get married. You'll have a few kids, all that stuff. THEN one day, you're gonna come home and find your wife in bed with another man. What the hell ya gonna do? Look at your watch and say, 'Hey, how long you gonna be?'"

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Loser

Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 09:17 pm
NO WE ARENT NUTS , WE ARE LIGHTNING BOLTS

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