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A PAGE FOR THOSE INDEPENDENT LADIES{LADIES ONLY}!!!!!!

SomaliNet Forum (Archive): General Discusions: General (Current): A PAGE FOR THOSE INDEPENDENT LADIES{LADIES ONLY}!!!!!!
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BEYONCE

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 08:18 am
HI SISTAS ALL OVER THE WORLD,SALAAM. WHATS HAPPENIN OUT THERE. PERSONALLY I'M GETTING A BIT SICK WITH ALL THOSE WEIRDOS ON THE NET SO I DECIDED TO SET UP THIS PAGE 4 US. ANY COMMENTS? FEEL FREE TO SPEAK UP!!!

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ninxoon

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 08:39 am
cibado

you refugee bitc*h,what the fucc you know about independent. thanks to Mohammed syade bare bitcccccchs like you roam north America like there is no tomorrow.

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BEYONCE

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 08:44 am
NINXOON, THIS NOT CABADO O.K. ANYWAY WHEN I SAID WEIRDOS I WAS REFFERING TO U AND YOR GAY ••• JAYLAANI SO GET YOR GAY CONTAMINATDED ARSE OUT OF MY PAGE U FUCKED UP BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ninxoon

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 08:51 am
to cibado

this is a questionnaire that I asked every somali:ho*e, ho*e in progress, and aspiring ho*e
so don't take it personal it's stickily business:

Have you lost your virginity to:
a)a blind srilankan father ------------- b) deaf Pakistani man
c)Rwonadan with a amputated leg----------d) a senior citizen from panama
e) an ugly ass Jamaican----------------------f) a Haitian gentleman with a limb
g) a an Ethiopian orphan-----------------------h) a retarded Bosnian


2) Do you have?
a)HIV------------------------b) herpes
b)Syphilis----------------------d) Ebola

3) Have you had sex with?
a)Dog--------------------------b) a Cambodian cat
b)A fish--------------------------d) a lama


4) Do you have sex?
a)While pregnant with bastard-------------b) during your period
c)While taking ••••-------------------------d) during a seizure

5) Is your ass hole bigger than?
a)Your cunt-----------------------------------b) your mouth
c)The ozone layer------------------------------e) lile Richard’s ass hole

6) When you masturbate do you use?
a)A banana-------------------------b) cucumber
c)A metal pipe------------------------e) an empty gin bottle
e) TV remote control----------------------f) mardoof of jaad


7) What is your sexual fetish?
a)Like to be spit on during sex-----------------b) like to be bitten while doing it
c)Love perform golden shower--------------------d) •••• on men while they masturbate

8) Do you have the tendency to
a)Have sex in public place--------------------------------b) flash unsuspected on-lookers
c)ave sex in cold dark areas------------------------------d) sleep with total strangers
e)Keep it in the family (uncle,cousin,bro…ect)


9) During sex do you:
a)Moan------------------------------------------b) cry
c)Scream-----------------------------------------d) vomit

How often do you have sex?
a)once every hour------------------b)3 times every hour-------------------------c)once every 15 minutes---------------------d)3 times every 45 minutes


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BEYONCE

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 08:57 am
NINXOON CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR ENGAGEMENT TO JAYLAANI. FIRST ANSWER THOSE QUESTIONS YOUSELF THEN JUMP OVER A BRIDGE U TWISTED GAY SENSELESS MOTHERFU***R

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ninxoon

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 09:05 am
cibado

have you found your missing kinter, yet!!:))))))
you never seems to amaze me,trick of a ho...

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BEYONCE

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 09:11 am
i WAS GONNA DIS U THEN i THOUGHT HE'S ONLY GONNA GO AND RUN TO HIS GAY HUSBAND, SO I DECIDED YOR TOO IMMATURE 4 ME. WHATS WITH U AND CIBADO IS SHE YOR MOTHER OR SOMFIN? GET OUTTA MY PAGE YOR MINDLESS BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!

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ninxoon

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 09:15 am
cibado

you need to be deported immediately to down-town Mogadishu,then raped repeatedly flight 13 bit*ch:):):

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Gayman

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 09:17 am
Hi Ninxoon, ignore that beyonce one cos if yor gay i'll be yor partner o.k?

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Cardiff Sista

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 09:18 am
Brother and sista please what is happening to you. Stop using such nasty lang and fear allah.

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NINXIOON

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 09:20 am
Listen up Beyonce if i'm gay your gay. Iknow who you are AND THAT YOU LIVE IN cARDIFF!!!!

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BEYONCE

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 09:27 am
NINXOON U GAY TWAT WHATS YOR PROB? GET OUT OF MY PAGE. U CAN THINK WHAT U LIKE ABOUT WHERE I LIVE COS U JUST WANNA FIND OUT. I KNOW YOR FROM SOME SAD GAY CITY.
CARDIFF SISTA YOR USELESS ADVICE AINT NEEDED HERE, THIS IS BETWEEN GAYMANNINXOON AND THE LADY!!!!!!

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ninxoon

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 09:31 am
cibado
I always though you were a ho in progress lile i know that you have developed in to full blown ho
damn, time runs so fast:):):)

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BEYONCE

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 09:32 am
NINXOON GO AND **** YOR MOTHER CIBADO!

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 10:28 am
ninxoon, try to cross your legs for once, eh? :O

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hal

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 01:29 am
Anon. I'm afraid he can't-he's had them open 4 so long they gone all stiff!!!!!!

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anona

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:38 am
we all know ninxoon gets stiff (in you know where) everytime he sees a naked man.

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S.I.N

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 03:50 am
Investigation on Ninxoon continues...[S.I.N]

I the reason he is always sh!ting all over the place... is his arse is loose from cucumber intrusions... i have read that he takes part in other activities also... hey i ain't making it up just go look around this whole forums...

Summary of ninxoon activities:

-Beastiality[he sleeps with his cat]
-Vegeliality[Uses cucumbers, carrots, ladies fingers]
-fruitiality[Grape dunking, banana dipping]
-Furnitureliality[Chair legs, light bulps, bedside lamp bases]
-Office untensiality[Pens,pencils,paper clips, markers, rulers]

Eating habbits

-trash cans
-dog bowls

Drinking habbits

-Toilet bowls

Smoking habbits

-Car Exhaust pipes

Clothing style

-Gothic
-Trans
-Amish
-Hindu
-dirac's on special occasions
-Other vast unknown cultural attiar

Appearance

-Blinding[Human eyes will go into cardiac arrest after witnessing him]...

End of report

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Anonymous

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 01:23 pm
Raped and beaten? NINXOON.. u're beyond expression...

You need to be shot.

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mia

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 01:57 pm
I can't take it no more MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA

LOL LOL LOL :) LOL LOL LO

lET ME READ ONCE MORE MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


MY KIDNEY IS ABOUT OT BURSTTTTTT

JUST ONE MORE TIME TO SEE IF I AM AWAKE

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NINXOON YOU MET YOU MATCH, FINALY SOME FOLKS WHO ARE CRAZY HAVE BEGAN TARGETING YOU FLAT CHEST AS A PUNCHING BAG. pLEASE RETIRE YOU ARE OUT OF AMO.
dO YOU UNDERSTAND YOU STUPID SON OF A B1TCH.

LET ME READ THAT AGAIN MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GAX GAX GAX GAX GAX

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY DAY NEVER THOUGH ANYONE COULD HAVE SUCH A BLOODY APPETITE FOR INSERTING FOREIGN OBJECTS IN THEIR $HIT HOLE.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE THAT MUST BE WHY YOU $HIT ALL OVER.

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Anonymous

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:02 pm
guess what he vanished for the day. Thank god.

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ninxoon

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:14 pm
think again bitch...i just went for a leak :)

man did you miss me that much ":O

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BEYONCE

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 02:22 am
Nnxoon u gay transvestite go back 2 yor little ••• jeylani who i highly suspect is really you. Get out of my LADIES ONLY PAGE you sewer rat. Ever heard of what goes around comes around, as long as yor callin everyone else a ••• i guess it helps you remember what you are!!!

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BEYONCE....

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 07:41 am
Beyonce..... well well well.... thanks for bashing NINXOON but u are using my name...and impersonting me...which i do not appericitate....so will u change your nick....it's mine g ....won't u get original and come up with another....... but just in case u really want it that bad.....let me know

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BEYONCE.....

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 07:42 am
I also suggest to the reader who get confused..... i alwayz have 4 dots or periods after my name....

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soulbrother

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 09:39 am
beyonce I knew it was PMS kicking it's gear..in your case 4 periods in a month.. that's what happens when you treat your over evaporated pu-ssy to a orgy party..

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BEYONCE

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 09:51 am
So I finally find out what that dog ninxoon was goin on about, beyonce... you must be cibado. Well all i gotta say is that my name is original as i didnt know anyone else called that, i guess youll have to change your name cos mines well established.

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BEYONCE....

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 09:55 am
LOL@SOULBROTHER.... I MEANT THE DOTS U KNOW THIS KIND OF PERIODS(....) AND BEYONCE NO AM NOT CIBADO AND HE KEPT CALLING ME THAT EVEN THOUGH AM NOT HER.....AND I SUGGEST U GO AND READ SOME OF THE OLDER DISCUSSIONS CUZ I WAS HERE B4 U....
BUT AM LET U HAVE THE NAME IN THE DISCUSSION PAGE SINCE I USE ANOTHER NAME ANYWAYZ.... AIGHT LATER... HOPE U DON'T USE IT IN THE CHATROOM AIGHT
CIAO

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beyoncecebado

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 10:09 am
O.K ppl
i got cought...my name is cebado..i go bu beyonce
but i guess i got pusted...lol somali ppl
you ppl are intelegent

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Silciye/Qubqac

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:29 pm
TO U ninxoon.
Are U currently on what we call here in UK a wonder drug, There is no need to send a blank signals to Ur empty eroded brain if U didn't understand what I actually mean.

secondly do U regard other ppls post, no matter how stupid or well they present with care and concern or even for fun and as an amusement
If U understand me, so U kind of come to this web site when ever U get access to ur PC, hoping to see some thing that may bring U a feeling of enjoyment or amusement, a bit of fun, some hot interesting debates etc.

Or U are totally fucked in the brain, so as soon as U open this web site, all those nicely and fiction type posts are interpreted to Ur brain as they have been intentionally against U. for instance the word Love appears to U as •••••• or some nasty words and therefore U get the impression and the feeling that every one on this planet is against U and the only and the best way is to be naive.

I don't think there is stupid arrogant and naïve person than me on this earth, but I come under that category only when I find no other way to get out some nasty situations like, same verbal attack from strangers etc

Abaana !!!!
Listen mate ! No worries, U are none of these, Basically u are little bit fascinated about the idea of sharing debate to pple u don't even see, so U pictured at the back of ur brain that, the best way to get attention is to be bad mouth. and show a full of hatness to every one, showing a feeling of rejection


Boy"" U are filling a valuable space here in this forums, It may be ur benefit if U learn some of the rules of life. I bet u don't even know if these rules exist.


If U interested my idea though, I have quite nice book that I was given my second birthday, quite some time ago now, but I am afraid that it may be too advance for U, considering that U can read if necessary, however there is a good alternative route and that is basically if U go down to the mosque near U and ask the imaam inuu quraan lagu saaro LOOOL


Dear fells, AM I right????

I swear to the existence of somalain nation,
I have never been exposed to such intimidating stupid, frivolous silly, trivial human being ever in my life. No wonder this internet type technology needs further improvement so pple with the some Intelligence Quotient can simply share views and ideas and not person like ninxoon with an IQ of about10 or so or may even be lower with no common sense. It is time He should stop wrting such coments filled with disgust and repulsion. Isn't it ??

I don't even enjoy writing any thing on this post usually, but as U can imagine I occasionally visit this site and I read some captivating and inspiring debates, but now I am utterly tired of ninxoon'x bizarre, gruesome posts.

Ninxoon, for god sake, it is time U should do some serious health check up.


I wasted a good 23 minutes to this sad lonely man<

I could have answer one exam question from last year.

Good luck for Ur Exams and don't forget exam revision techniques>


Se ya

Silciye

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ninxoon

Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 02:29 pm
Silciye/Qubqac , and s i n

1- are you currently on welfare?
2- are you bald?
3- do you drive a taxi?
4- are you gay? if not do you have feminine tendencies?
5- are you an illegal alien?
6- do you chew jaad?
7- does your girl friend cheat on you on a regular basis with the adoon next door?
8- do you have two legal residence in two countries?
9- have you ever been convicted on a welfare fraud?
10- do you have a long assed teeth?
11- do you have big for head?
12- are you too damn dark?
13- are you male virgin?
14- are you a male prostitute?
15- have you ever had sex with a man b4?
16- have you as a child molested by the next door friendly Ethiopian neighbor?
17- have you had sex with you own sister?
can you hold your own sh*t?
18- are you wearing a diaper as we speak?
19- do you masturbate on a regular basis?
20- is you cousin going out with a Nigerian drug trafficker?
21- have you had sex with a Namibian truck driver?
22- do you drink beer? what kind?
23- do you have a small and skinny Somali dick?
24- have you ever had sex with your own male teacher?
25- do you suicidal thoughts? how often?
26- have you ever though about strangling your ugly ass grand mom?
27- have you ever applied for a student loan and welfare at the same time?
28- is hanging around coffee shops your favorite past time?
29- have ever preformed falatio?
30- are you as dumb as you appear to be?
31- do drink a 12 cups of tea daily?
32- is the mafrash your best place to hang out?
33- are you suffering from middle aged crisis?
34- you don't have the mental capacities to answer these questions, do you?
35- have you ever had any problems with I.N.S?
36- is it a no jaad day in london, today?
37- have you had your jaad, lately?
38- when was the last time that you have been to a mufrash?
39- are you aware of post jaad syndrome?
40-are you on prozac?


to mia

have you found your kinter ,yet???bthc


cibado

you finally admitting that your name is cibado:):):):):):):):)

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BEYONCE

Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 04:29 am
NINXOON U MUST REALLY BE ONE SAD LOSER HA HA HA. WHERE DID U GET THOSE FREAKSHOW SURVEYS FROM? IS IT WHAT U HAD TO ANSWER WHILE U WERE IN AN ASSYLUM? WHEN AND WHY DID THEY LET U OUT?

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AMERICAN GAL

Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 09:30 am
lol@BEYONCE.... AND NINXOON NO ...SOME OTHER GIRL(THE ONE WHO IS ABOVE MY POST USES BEYONCE) ANYWAYZ I HAVE NEVER USED THE NAME CIBADO...AND I DON'T THINK THE OTHER ONE HAD EITHER...SO U AND YOUR FREAKS MUST HAVE MADE IT UP... GET A LIFE U STUPID BITCH.. U ARE SOO ANOYOING.... AND I HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE MY NAME TO "AMERICAN GAL" WHICH I USE ANYWAYZ...HAHA CAUGHT U DIDN'T I...AND SCREW YOURSELF....

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BEYONCE...

Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 10:12 am
THIS IS THE REAL BOYNCE , AND MY NAME IS CIBADO AND PROUD OF IT:):):)

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