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I AM THINKING OF ROBBING A BANK WALAAHI,,ANY ADVICE/ URGENT PLEASE

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 04:24 pm
PLEASE SAY WHATE YE THINK ABOUT MY PLAN?
I AM JUST A GUY WHO HAD HAD A HARD TIME HERE IN DA WEST, BUT I HAVE SPOTTED A PERFECT PLACE TO CARRY OUT MY PLAN...WHAT YOU SAY?

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HAteR-GiRL

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 04:55 pm
i am with u man lets do it.lol

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 06:12 pm
SERUOUSLY GUY, I WANNA TAKE A BANK, MAN,,REALLY..I HAVE BEN A FAILURE HERE IN DA WEST..HOOKED UP WITH THE WORST PEOPLE AND EVERYTHING YOU CAN IMAGINE...NOW IT IS REALLY GOING TO BE A RIDE OF A LIFETIME HITTING THE JACKPOT OR I WILL GET MY EASY WAY OUT...
I AINT GONNA CARRY MY PLAN IN A METRO CITIES,,I CHOSE A SMALL CITY WITH EVERYTHING,,SECURITY IS LAX AND LOOSE,,JUST WANNA BURST IN WITH MY GUN AND HIT IT,
SO WA YE THINK BOUT IT IN DA LONG RUN?
IS IT WORTH TAKING OR WHAT?

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Anonymous

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 08:07 pm
time is running guys,,respond and post your responses and advices,,,,please walaahi i need to take a bank,,walaahi bilaahi talaahi, i swear upon my life....what ye think?

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listen to me

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 10:00 pm
god is watching you, think of your agiro! if you really mean it!

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advisor

Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 10:06 pm
does 15 years in prison sound any good? perhaps you wann be beaten up by ganagsters in prsion? killed?

maybe you should get off you're lasy ass , move, and start fresh fool.

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somali-psycho

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 12:36 am
If you hit a small town Bank how much
you think you gona make?????
Do you know anybody from inside???
Find out more about the bank first.
When they deliver the Jackpot, learn more about the security, open a fake bank acount.

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BITCH

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 02:33 am
well i don't give a •••• SO IF U ARE ROBBING A BANK COUNT ME IN AND HERES MY NUMBA 07949343824 JUST ASK FOR AMINA IAM FREE 24/7 SO WHEN U COME UP WITH A PLAN BELL . RESPECT

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Muna

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 12:04 pm
Have you heard of "JOB". Go find yourself one instead of fantizing about robbing a bank. Also my advice to you is watch what you write on the net, trust me it can come back to hunt you if you using your personal pc, you can be traced is what I am trying to tell you.

Also what does 15 yrs behind bars sound like? and did you think of the big guy in prison called BABA who will make you his BITCH. Think again before thinking of hitting the jackpot.

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jaylani

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 12:36 pm
now that you asked here are some info:

find 1 bank...then study the camera's locations
inside and outside the bank...go to the bank
more than 7 times just to pick which window
or teller is closer to the door...who many security guards they have inside...also try to
pick a bank close to the freeway(highway)for
faster get-a-way...
also you have to pick a good teammate..because
you will need a driver to drive the get away car
which I recommend you steel it and also
make sure you remove the license plate..so no
smarting pick up your license plate number...

and when you are robbing the bank make sure
the teller doesn't put the red stuff in the money
bag...otherwise,you will never be able to
enjoy your money...they will be no good money
with red sh*t all over it.....

for mask..i would recommend thin mask so you can
see the activities around you...
and what ever you do don't shoot any one...
and don't take any hostages with you
that's not good also it's an extra luggage
you don't need...also if anything goes wrong
they can identify your ass immediately

in that note...good luck..and be careful and if you scusseed with your mission...remember my advice
cost 14% of the gross amount:)....peace out

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Xman

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 01:27 pm
hey bank robber,

Either you are stink ass-stupid who doesnt know the quensequence of swearing in the name of Allah,or you a a cheap ass lazy-punk-motherfucker who thinks life owes you something.God created you and let you loose in this this world and told you to do or die.meaning either do the right thing or perish in the process.I see thuggish minded punks like you every day.How much would you get if you happen to rob a bank.ten grand,hundred grand or a million may be.Let say you hit the jack-pot and landed yourself a million.What are gonna do with it.make a pillow out of.Whatever comes easy goes easy.look at the punks who sell drugs.One week they have tons of money and the nest week back to square one.Day in day out they are the same stinky-ass mother fuckers.Only the wicked and the wick minded would think of robbing others.Look around you there are poor people everywhere.count your blessing cos if you dont you will be a girl friend of a very urgly guy.Since you are so messed up i will advice you to do this.I hope you dont do it.

I would have advice you to do one thing worse than robbing a bank.but since you are so stupid..i think i shouldnt let you know.cos you will do it.But instead i will advice you this.go to your nearest mosque and pray for a week.If the prayer have no effect on you...and you still have this wicked mind...then come back here and ask for me... and i will tell you what i dont wanna tell you now.good luck.

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Ciiserooti

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 01:40 pm
Jeylani
You have watched too many movies...don't mess up the poor guy he's already upto his neck.

Xman
If he's sensible, reasonable, right thinking person, you told him enough.

Bankrobber
We are watching you, we know where you are and we know you are already paranoid. We found you through your PC. We will wait for you...

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 01:44 pm
i was kidding and joking, just wanted to see how ye react and deal with ppl with such views,,thx bro i will never do harm to anyone,,,i simply wanted to see how far we have become assimilated into western societal norms,,thx

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jaylani

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 01:45 pm
ciisrooti,
i'm not the one who's robbing banks
the man asked for advice...and as somali man
with some knowledge :) i gave him my advice
is that wrong????
he is the one who's asking for an advice not me
so you have nothing to say to me...period

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KAAFI

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 01:57 pm
Salam all

The ROBBER I swear to god Iam securaty Guard sometimes work in banks if I get your MONKEY ASS I will bust it in to 5 pieceses and make you smell your •••• HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Just kidding dudu but Iam serious Iam gurad but not armed or anything and it's easy to robe here,what do u expect WHITE biiq waaye.

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HANNA

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 03:00 pm
To: THE ROBBER


if you ask me go for it
but be careful you won't get caught
like jaylina say go to the bank and
study where everything is but
please please don't get caught.

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cade

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 06:10 am
hi robber


stop hallucinating motherf***cker you ain't got the guts, so stop fcuking dreaming about it.

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Anonymous

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 03:08 am
YEAH DO IT GET 25 IN PRISON AND 25 BEEN BLACK AND GET •••• FRO THE BY A GAY WHY NOT DO SEE GIRLS THAT AND YOU WELL BE A FAGIT COS NO GIRLS FOR 50YEARS NIGGI SO IF DOING GOOD LUCK IF NOT FIND JOB AND GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER
........THE CHOICE IS YOURS.........


KILL BE

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Amina

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 05:55 am
Annoy, honey go for it!! But before You do tell me the time, place, get away car plate number a describtion of Yourself.

I'll call crime stopers and get me a £1000:)

Jeylani - how many banks have you robbed young bro?

x-man how could U mention the name of Allah and mother-f'''er in the same sentance. U need to check yo self bro. That is not how U give naseeha and what makes U think that the bro would listen to U should the problem have been genuine?

peac and love

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SAGAL

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 06:24 am
MAKE SURE U DO SOME STRETCH EXER. B4 U DO IT. WHEN THEY PUT YOUR BONNY ASS IN PRISON, U WON'T HAVE TO MAKE A LOT OF EFFORT TO BEND.

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Anonymous

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 07:08 am
sagal

is that what you do! ..huh
ben over a lot.

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loool

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 05:37 pm
fear allah

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JAYLANI

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 03:34 pm
to AMINA,
i can't say it out loud ":O
but you can say i'm finacialy secure(if you know
what i mean ":O )

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moi

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 05:42 pm
Anymous...who pretended to want to rob a bank...plz don't say wallahi next time...That's not a word to be used lighty at all...say astafurulah bro....

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ABASHI

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 06:09 pm
well i think you are a good thinker
to come up with that idea
as a muslim the bank money is
haram money (riba)
they probably belong to muslim country like kuwait or saudi so brother u have all right
to get it back from them by any means necessary
stilling or insurance scam and make sure you don't get caught


good luck brother God is with you.

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mustafa

Monday, April 02, 2001 - 06:30 pm
You dumb fag god is wacthing you wanna be chirstian bicth i should just cap you
From Mustafa Ahmed for tyhe dumb big headed bastard.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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EX_Robber

Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 02:01 pm
Watch the movie call: Heat with Robert Dinero in it.


learn all the security loop holes. if ya know what hell u doing, shouldn't be cought anyhow. i did it once and it worked for me pretty tight.

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nur

Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 06:03 pm
Since I came west one year before the civil war. I was asking my somal friends to help me this one time job. however my somali freinds were only good about stealing goverment chech and never showed any intrest. Why somalis always kill each other but never come up any smart plan. Whit good security plan I do not see it a very hard job.
the Cameras are only small problem
the worst is the bank larm system and there are at least three smart larm system in every bank.
my poor somali brother be carefull. you must know the underground people otherwise you will became very cheap victum. the stores the easies target

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Anonymous

Tuesday, April 03, 2001 - 08:19 pm
Did you guyz hear about those 5 somali teenagers that stole 50 thousand from a bank in Toronto! 3 Boys and Two Girlz. It's a real shame our youth have resorted to violence and stealing. Unfortunately they haven't been caught yet! But hopefully one day all of those juveniles will be put behind bars where they belong!

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1/2 and 1/2

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 10:35 am
anonymus,
don't hate becuse they score $50,000
and you still working your $5 an hour shift

if they did it and didn't get cought..you should
be happy for them..not hate them
what a loser

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John-Wayne

Wednesday, April 04, 2001 - 06:39 pm
If it is the World Bank count me on, otherwise tell me the fucking plan.

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