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NINXOON FOR PRESIDENT OF SOMALIA................
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MAD MAN

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 04:36 pm
WHAT YOU THINK?

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Anonymous

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 04:38 pm
i agree 100000000%

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hamida

Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 04:41 pm
To MAD MAN

He has my VOTE. we need man like him!!!!!:) and i think JAYLANI should be the vice President!!! i love those two guy!!!!

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afyan

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 05:19 am
ARE YOU GUYS MAD(?) that would be like committing suicide in broad daylight.
DIFFINETLY NOT!! I SAW WE PUT THEM IN SCRUBS LANE PERSON.
peace ya'll

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Mad-Man

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 02:15 pm
NOw why do we need a president when we already have one Somalia?
ABove MAD MAN..... STOP USING MY NAME AND POSTING SOME STUPID TOPICS THAT WOULDN'T EVEN COME ON MA MIND!

P.S. I have nothng against Ninxooon.....but i didn't post this message!

Mad-Man! (Original!)

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HANNA

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 05:21 pm
I AGREE ONE HUNDRED PERCENT
I THINK HIS THE GREATEST

HIS VERY FUNNY HIM AND HIS
FRIEND JAYLINA..

MUCH LOVE TO BOTH BROTHERS.

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ZX

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 05:39 pm
I will vote for ninxoon, cuz he is doing a sensational job clearing the net from them h*oes and leaving the nice respectable sisters to talk too and have a good conversation with....

good job my friend..keep it up:):)

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jaylani

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 06:42 pm
i'm placing my 100% support and vote
for Mr.ninxoon...

to Hana,
thank you sister..that was very kind of you

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KH

Thursday, March 29, 2001 - 08:26 pm
NINXOON HAS MY VOTE.

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AMAL

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 02:27 am
I WILL VOTE FOR NINXOON ALL THE WAY..

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Aliyah

Friday, March 30, 2001 - 04:02 pm
Ninxoon will end up having a sexual affair with his personal secretary,
Jaylaani will support this issue

We have a lovely, religious new president we will stick to him..

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ZX

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 11:56 am
BREAKING NEWS................

THIS IS JAMAL MILKSHAKE ONCE AGAIN REPORTING LIVE FROM WASHINGTON D.C WHERE I'M JOINED BY SPECIAL FORCE AGENT TOM STRAWBERRY THE LEADING COMMANDER OF OPERATION (CATCH ALL).

MR STRAWBEERY TELL US WHAT HAPPENED?

APPROXIMATELY AROUND 1500 HOURS WE RECEIVED A TIP THAT UGLY H*OE ALIYAH HAS BEING LOCATED IN THE BASEMENT OF MR. HUSSIEN KWAKO A NIGERIAN TAXI DRIVER. UPON ARRIVING TO THE SITE WE SECURED A RADIUS OF 2 KM AND WE ASKED ALYYAH TO SURRENDER, SHE REFUSED AND THREATENED TO LET THE CHEMICALS OUT OF HER EXPIRED P*USSY LOOSE, AND FROM MY EXPERIENCE I KNOW WHAT THAT CHEMICALS CAN DO TO MY MEN, I LOST 5 MEN IN MY LAST OPERATION WITH AN INDIVIDUAL NAMED CARAMEL AND I'M NOT WILLING TO LOOSE ANY MORE MEN, SO I CALLED MR KH AND HIS CREW TO TAKE CARE OF THE UGLY KINTER AND ARREST THE INDIVIDUAL ALIYAH WITH THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY THAT'S AVAILABLE TO COMBAT CONTAMINATED KINTERS. I'VE HEARD IT'S A WELL-RESPECTED AGENCY AND IN THEM WE TRUST.
FINALLY AFTER KH DEFUSED THE KINTER AND SPRAYED WITH DISINFECTED MATERIAL, THE INDIVIDUAL ABOVE LOST CONSCIOUS AND WAS APPREHENDED BY MY MEN AND TAKING TO THE NATIONAL DATA CENTRE FOR SOMALI H*OES SO THAT MR NINXOON, JAYLANI AND DR. BOSS CAN CONDUCT MORE TEST AND BACKGROUND IN ADDITION TO FIND OUT WHY THIS PARTICULAR KINTER WAS CONTAMINATED.....AND THE RESULTS WILL FOLLOW IN A 72 HOURS AND WILL INFORM THE PUBLIC OF THE RESULTS.

THIS IS JAMAL MILKSHAKE REPORTING LIVE OUTSIDE THE LABATORIES FOR THE NATIONAL DATA CENTRE FOR SOMALI H*OES IN D.C.

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KHALID BIN WALEED

Saturday, March 31, 2001 - 01:40 pm
LOL ZX U CRACKED ME UP MAN...

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JAMAC GUUSYARE

Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 07:39 pm
NINXOON
YOU GOT MY VOTE BUDDY,GOD LUCK.

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S.I.N

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 08:03 am
THIS IS THE LATEST REPORT FROM THE SOMALI INTELLIGENCE NETWORK[S.I.N].

MRS NINXOON HAS BEEN REPORTED MISSING AND THE AGENCY HAS BEEN CALLED IN TO INVESTIGATE THIS MATTER.

MRS NINXOON HAS THE FOLLOWING PROFILE:

.250Kg
.5.0"
.BROWN EYES
.RED TEETH
.BLACK HAIR

SHE WAS LAST SEEN IN Gen.forums AND THE ONLY PHOTO WE HAVE OF HER WE HAVE POSTED A LINK BELOW. IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THE WHERE ABOUTS OF MRS NINXOON COULD YOU PLEASE SEND AN EMAIL TO dijjal@hotmail.com.

ON BEHALF OF THE AGENCY I WOULD LIKE TO THANKYOU FOR ANY INFORMATION YOU COULD PROVIDE TO HELP LOCATE MRS NINXOON.

IN CONNECTION WITH THIS MATTER ALSO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE CURRENT ON OUR MISSING PERSONS LIST.

NINXOON'S

.FATHER[GARAC]
.MOTHER[SHARMUUT0]
.3 SISTERS[CAMBAAR, KLINKILO, CUNCUN]
.4 BROTHERS[HINDHISO, QUFAC, DUUSO, LAADILAAC]
.2 SONS[JOWNIS, ISKUKAAJE]
.1 DAUGHTER[AABOWASTO]
.1 DOCTOR[DR.GARDHEERE]

WE DO SUSPECT THAT NINXOON MAY BE INVOLVED WITH THEIR DISAPPEARANCES,BUT WE ARE UNABLE TO PROOF ANY LINKS SINCE THERE ARE STILL CLAIMS THAT THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE BEING SIGHTED ALL OVER THE FORUM.

PICTURE OF MRS NINXOON TAKEN BY A TOURIST ON THE DAY SHE DISAPPEARED...

http://www.geocities.com/haweya73/index.htm
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Anonymous

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 08:23 am
BREAKING NEWS!


WORLD FAME REPORTER: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NAME IS BLAH BLAH,REPORTING LIVE FROM THE DANGEONS OF WORLD'S NASTIEST SIN POOL.THE FBI HAS JUST RAIDED A HOUSE AT ADDRESS 8790 GHETO STREET,WHERE A SUSPECT NAMED NINXOON AND ZX WERE CONDUCTING HOMO SEXUAL ORGIES WITH COCAINE AND HEROINE INVOLVED.


DESK NEWS ANGHOR: BLAH ARE YOU TELLING US NINXOON IS A HOMOSEXUAL?


BLAH BLAH: YEAH THAT IS CORRECT.


DESK NEWS ANCHOR:WHAT ELSE HAVE YOU UNCOVERED?


BLAH BLAH: CHARLIE,FROM THE VIEW FAR I CAN SEE LITTLE.


DESK: TRY PEEPING IN THROUGH A HOLE OR SOMETHING.


BLAH BLAH: (DOES THAT)


DESK: WELL?


BLAH BLAH: HOLLY SHI*T


DESK : WHAT DO YOU SEE BLAH.LADIES AND GENTLEMEN I THINK WE HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE.


BLAH BLAH.CHARLIE YOU WONT BELIEVE IT.I CAN SEE JALYLANI IN THE ORGIE TOO.HE GOT THE SMALLEST DICK I EVER SEEN.


DESK;OOOOOPS


BLAH BLAH: OOOOPS I MEAN GENITALS.


DESK:AHAHAHAHAHAHA.....WELL GO ON. WHAT ELSE DO YOU SEE?


BLAH BLAH: I SEE JAYKLANI SUCKING NINXOON'S DICK WHILE SOMEONE IS SHOVING HIS DICK IN HIS BUTT HOLE.


DESK: BOTH WAYS? DAMN?


BLAH BLAH: ZX IN IN THE CORNER GETTING HUMPED BY A BIG 500 POUND BLACK GUY.NINXOON IS ALSO TAKING IT IN HIS ASS WHILE HE FUCKS JAYLANI.


DESK: LADIES AND GENTLEMENT I THINK WE HAVE TO STOP THIS IS BECOMING A PORNO SITE.WE'LL SEE YOU LATER.

CUT!

DESK:BLAH GO IN THERE AND TAPE IT MAN WE WANT TO SEE IT.HEHEHEHEHE

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ZX

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 08:34 am
copy cat anon: the problem is that u r so chicken u can't come up with a name....u r not in my league BOY.

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ZX

Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 09:07 am
JUST IN………………….MR S.I.N IS FOUND.

WE HAVE RECEIVED A WORD FROM THE GREATER TORONTO AIRPORT
AUTHORITY (GTAA) THAT A WEIRD SHIPMENT HAS ARRIVED TO PEARSON
INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT. UPON ARRIVING TO THE AIRPORT THE AIRLINE
CREW STARTED TO UNLOAD THE BAGGAGE AND OTHER SHIPMENTS BUT
THEY NOTICED A BIG CAGE WITH A SIGN THAT READS “HANDLE WITH
CAUTION” SO THE CREW WERE CURIOUS TO FIND OUT WHAT’S IN THE
CAGE SO THEY CUT THE PLASTIC RAPPING AND THEY WERE SHOCKED TO
SEE (S.I.N) IN THERE ALONG WITH 3 BAGS OF BANANA’S, 2 BAGS OF
CARROT AND 4 LITRES OF CHOCOLATE MILK. THEY THOUGHT THAT THE
ANIMAL WAS SAFE, BUT THEY WERE MISTAKING ABOUT THAT, 4
EMPLOYEES AND A SUPERVISOR ARE IN SERIOUS CONDITION AT TORONTO
GENERAL HOSPITAL WITH A SERIOUS CUTS TO THEIR BODIES. AN EYE
WITNESS TOLD KGPM THAT ONE EMPLOYEE WAS MISSING HIS LEG AND
ANOTHER WAS MISSING HALF OF HIS HEAD. OFFICIALS ARE NOT
CONFIRMING THE INCIDENT AND REFUSING TO COMMENT ON THE
SITUATION, BUT THE HERO SECURITY GUARD HAS CHOSEN TO SPEAK TO
US.

MR. ALI KHAN TELL US WHAT HAPPENED?

HO MY GOD I CAN’T DESCRIBE WHAT HAPPEN THIS THING WAS VICIOUS
AND AGGRESSIVE AND START ATTACKING EVERYBODY UNTIL I TOOK MY
PEPPER SPRAY AND STEPPED IN TO THE SITUATION. POLICE ARE SAYING
THAT IF IT WASN’T FOR MR. KHAN ACTION IT WILL HAVE BEING A TOTAL
DISASTER. CONSTABLE. BEN LUNGS TOLD US THAT THERE WOULD BE A
MEDAL ISSUE TO MR. KHAN. BUT FOR THE GORILLA (S.I.N) THE ZOO HAVE
STEPPED IN AND REQUEST HIM TO TRANSFER TO THEIR FACILITY TO
CONDUCT MORE TESTS AND FIND OUT WILL HAPPEN OUT THERE.

THIS IS JAMAL CHEESEBURGER REPORTING LIVE FROM PERASON INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT.

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Gogarad

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:23 pm
i will always and always vote for NINXOOOOOOON

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jaylani

Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:31 pm
ZX,

that was funny.....
i like your short stories on these bitches...
don't fell sorry for them..keep shoting
till you knock one or two bitches in your way

may god reward you for all of your funny jokes

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khalid yare

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 07:07 am
ninxun got my vote fosho!!!

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