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     | Monday, April 02, 2001 - 12:37 pm This guy goes over to his buddies house and knocks on the door, it opens and there stands his friends wife. "Is John home?" he asks. She replies "No I'm sorry he's gone out to run a few errands." "Would you mind if I came in and waited for a few minutes?" She opens the door and he follows her down the hall and into the kitchen. "I can't help to notice how beautiful your breasts look in that robe. I will pay you $100 if I could just see one of them." The woman thinks it over for a moment and figures why not, it is a $100. She opens her robe exposing one of her breasts as the man reaches for his wallet, pulls out a $100 bill and throws it on the table. Shortly there after while drinking his coffee he asks "Your breast was so beautiful, I've got to see them both at the same time, I will pay you another $100 if you will show me them both."She once again thinks for a moment and decides, what the hell and opens her robe giving him a good long look. He then opens his wallet, grabs another $100 throws it on the table and says, "I can't wait any longer, I must get going. Please tell John I came by." About ten minutes pass and John comes home. His wife meets him in the hall and says "Your friend came by, you just missed him, he left ten minutes ago." John replies, "Did he drop off the $200 bucks he owes me?"
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| | Monday, April 02, 2001 - 01:03 pm not funny at all try again son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| | Monday, April 02, 2001 - 01:23 pm lol@spike.... yo that was funny!.... i didn't see that coming! Anti... it ain't ur fault man, lack of sense of humor! Mad-Man!
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| | Monday, April 02, 2001 - 01:35 pm Subject: Gotcha!!! sorry guys.today i feel like humor , the forums is a little too serious, so chill and play this game.. 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| | Monday, April 02, 2001 - 01:58 pm ok. so the last one did not come out the way i wanted. maybe it was because of the following virus: CHECK YOUR COMPUTER FOR THE FOLLOWING VIRUSES: > > > LEWINSKY VIRUS > sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone > about what it did. > > MIKE TYSON VIRUS > quits after one byte > > OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS > your 300mb hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100mb and then slowly > expands to 200mb. > > DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS > deletes all old files. > > TITANIC VIRUS > your whole computer goes down. > > DISNEY VIRUS > everything in your computer goes goofy > > PROZAC VIRUS > screws up your ram, but your processor doesn't care. > > JOEY BUTTAFUCCO VIRUS > only attacks minor files > > ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS > terminates some files, leaves, but it'll be back. > > LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS > turns your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy. > > VIAGRA VIRUS > turns your 3.5 inch floppy into a hard drive >
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| | Monday, April 02, 2001 - 02:34 pm still not funny come again son
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