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Can't stop playing with myself!

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Gaajo

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 08:20 am
Peepz,

This is true incident...I just can't stop masturbating, I do it four to five times a week..I got a girl down with me but u know how these Somali sisters are...They sometimes give u hard times givin that thing away..She could be my future wife so I don't wanna bother her too much about this...I am not into all those pegions at da clubs cuz one night I got this one from a local club near by and I was makin luv to her, da damn condom broke, I was scared to death and since that I been reluctant dealin with all those hit&runs...I spoke to my doc about this once and he said that is competely normal..And he also said that your woman will luv u about this cuz u have very high sex drive...I sometimez wonder if all those wasted sperms were successfully used...How many sonz and daughters would I have had? I would probably have been da father of a nation of its own..Any suggestions or ideas, please don't hesitate to drop....All those fake niggaz who don't wanna admit they do this once in a while, u wont't be heard so don't waste time....


Bye now...

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Somali-Psycho

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 09:17 am
Hi Bro.
In my opinion "playing with your home
intertainment unit" is kind of normal but
certainly not on a weekly basis!! The bloody
thing is not a cash dispenser. :)

My advise is to go to the Gym, fast, or
simply talk to her maybe she will be more
understanding et voila. Happy rabbit!!!

Bro those advise are for me two... Damn
I'm advising myself what elese now ?

Peace

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1/2 and 1/2

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 10:21 am
get a membership card at the nearst adult and sex
vedio store...and you will fuc*k diffrent woman
every day...with no dameg took place

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yusuf

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 04:12 pm
Wallahi i have the same promlem with me two and i do play with my self every night some times more than two times in 12 hours.

i know its wrong i know its unhealthy and i know its xaram but i need you please to tell me if there is a way i can stop,i did every thing to stop this unwanted thing but i have a power over nothing.man i would have now if would merried over chinese papulation of kids but i'm two young to merried.

Please tell me smart way that i can stop it tonight .

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ninxoon

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 04:32 pm
to jaago and yusf

ATTENTION: there is new disease called(masturbation over dose)and this disease is ravaging the young population in :Saudi arabia, qatar, Oman,Yemen,eastern Mangolia, western vietnam, and chechynia.


this is how you can stop the disease from taking your own life: masturbate till you come for about 10 to 12 times make sure that you don't reach 13-14 time cause when you reach that magic number you will come blood as suppose to semen
,as soon as you see the blood say your prays and call your mother and tell her that your dying and you love her, mothat fucka cause Angel of death is around the corner from your house.

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Pelhampark &_&

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 05:10 pm
Waryaa Gaajo..

I have same problem my dear...playing myself is part of life now,Ya see when get up in the morning the first thing I do is to relief myself..
If I don't relieve myself in this manner at least five times a day, I have to endure incredible pain and the potential rupture of My testicles.

Listen, Ya gotta reduce siigaysiga
cuz Da damn thing may malfunction when you need it da most....Ya know ya gonna need it when ya get whore or something...

Somali Psyco said "This advice is for me 2...damn I am advicing myself"...Well My advice is to all of us:O....

Waryaa Gaajo dont forget dat shyt while ya masturbating..2more week to go..

Nabadeey

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atlanta girl

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 06:25 pm
ninxoon

lollolololololo
you killing me
you are nkilling me
lolololololololololololololo

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JIGGA-GIRL

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 08:26 pm
OH MY GOD! U GUYS ARE SOME CRAZY SICKOOOOOOS FOR REAL YUCK! PLAYING URSELVES IS JUST SO DAMN NASTY AND DISGUSTING! DAMN!

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Me

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 01:28 am
Same here keep on the good work

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Anonymous

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 03:36 am
I have an easy solution for you guys; Let me castrate you. No problems, no worries. Any time! Let me know!

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Axlaam

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 06:04 am
Hello guys.
Sorry to snoop around, but as the doctor wanna be that I am, I could not help it.

Can anyone tell me what causes this problem and why you have increased sex drive?

Good luck and I hope you will find a good solution for your problems.

Axlaam

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moedy

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 06:38 am
High protien diet... can be held resposible for that condition, since i am a vigan i don't get that problem at all... somalis eat too much meat and then complain about their health like the world will solve it for them...

You youngsters should eat more veg. Simply and reduce the amount of sugar you eat... especially in chocolate bars.

Hell i never heard of such rediculus acts in my life... your parents never told you that was haraam i suppose?

stop the sickness some youngesters will actually believe it and follow in your foothsteps... sh*t are doomed or what? how hard can it be to pay for a ticket to somalia... if guys are that desperate just get married. Hell... no hell that you all are heading for will have you doing that stuff for eternity...

I wana get a hold of the girl that started this and bend her over and give her a long karbaash till toobad aay keento.

On the other hand well done sis the guys in the forums been taking the piss with you for a long time so well done :O

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