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"Women's clever answers to pickup lines"

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BEYONCE.....

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 01:36 pm
>Man: "Haven't we met before?"

>Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

>Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
>Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

>Man: "Is this seat empty?"
>Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

>Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
>Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a
> rock?"

>Man: "Your place or mine?"
>Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

>Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
>Woman: "No thanks. There's already one ••••••• in there

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anti-bitchs

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 01:46 pm
beyonce..aka cebado,

bitch where did you learn those old pick-up lines
on AIR ETHIOPIA flight on your way to Canada from Addis Ababa...cause no use them any more...
what a dump retarded bitch...
are these Ethiopian guys use the same line on you still...

one more question:

did you learn how to answer these questions from
a movie or something ..cause as sure as hell
you are one dump old bitch to think about them
or you must been fuc*ked alot for you to gain
that exeperence.from all these Ethiopian men ":O

so bitch don't bring us your old nasty
pick-up lines at the refugee camp where you
were held as refugee orphan..African bitch

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ninxoon

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 01:46 pm
cibado

Insted of posting shi_t in somalinet ,go and look for your missing kinter,ugly ass bit_ch.

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BEYONCE.....

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 01:54 pm
WHAT THE •••• IS NINXOON AND HIS LACKEY TALKING ABOUT....GET A GODDAMN LIFE MOTHAFUKERZ DUMB ASS BITCH...I POSTED THIS FOR WOMEN NOT NIGGAZ....AND BTW AM NOT A •••...BUT I KNOW NINXOON AND HIS LACKIES DO MORE SH*T THEN THEY LET ON: IN OTHA WORDS Y'LL FAGS.......

P.TO THE MOTHAFUCKIN' S.... WHO IN THE HELL IS CIBADO AM NOT HER AIGHT.....I DON'T EVEN KNWO WHO IN DA HELL DA BITCH IS

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anti-plagiarism

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 01:55 pm
anti-plagiarism must inform you that these lines were copied and pasted from a "jokes" site. STOP the lies stop the copying.
anti-plagiarism.

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Basra

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 02:03 pm
lolbeyouce

loooooooooooooooooool So Cute!

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ANTI-BITCHS

Thursday, April 05, 2001 - 02:33 pm
basra,
were you in that ETHIOPIAN AIRLINES FLIGHT 13 TOO

IF ANY THING CUTE HERE IS YOUR 55 POUND CHEECKS

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SLIP_N_SLIDE CHICK

Friday, April 06, 2001 - 06:27 am
LOOOL BEYONCE.
THAT WAS FUNNY GURL. AND DONT MIND DEM NIGGAZ, THEY PROBABLY MAD CUZ U PICKED UP ON THIER LITTLE LINES.COME ON FELLAZ, DONT HATE ON THE GURL NOW. Y'ALL CAN GO AND FIND SOME MO LINES LIKE THAT TO USE ON SOME LITTLE PATHATIC THING, IT AINT HARD,U DID IT THE FIRST TIME RIGHT?.

THIS BE THAT SNS CHICK, SIGNING OUT

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