     spike | Friday, April 06, 2001 - 08:29 am
Subject: Good, Bad and Worse
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You Can't find your birth control pills
Worse: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Worse: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He's a crossdresser.
Worse: He Looks better than you.
Good: Your son's finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the woman next door.
Worse: So are you.
Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Worse: With corrections.
Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Worse: She's a lawyer.
Good: Your wife says you can go golfing all you want.
Bad: Because she's leaving you.
Worse: For another woman
Good: The postman's early
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK-47
Worse: You gave him nothing for Christmas last year.
Good: The Teacher likes your son.
Bad: Sexually
Worse: The teacher is a man
Good: You came home for a quickie
Bad: The postman had the same idea
Worse: There's 5 guys in line.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 Lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes.
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? Sexual harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? $3.99 a minute. |
