ZX | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 09:44 am BREAKING NEWS……………………… WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED A WORD THAT PLAYBOY BUNNY HAS JUST CHECKED IN PSYCHIATRIC WARD. AFTER INTERVIEWING LOT OF PEOPLE WE GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS. WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT PLAYBOY WAS DEPRESSED DUE TO THE FACT THAT HER LATEST PLAYBOY ISSUE. THE REFUGEE EDITION OF THE PLAYBOY WAS A COMPLETE FAILURE, THE ISSUE DID NOT SALE AT ALL DUE TO THE FACT: (1) SHE HAD LONG-ASS TEETH (CHARLIE THE HORSE) (2) SHE IS PITCH BLACK (THE FAMOUS SUDANESE MODEL) (3) SHE HAD 3 BUTTS IN 1 (4) SHE IS OVER WEIGHT AND OUT OF STYLE (273 POUNDS) (5) SHE HAS STRETCH MARKS ALL OVER HER BODY INCLUDING HER FACE (6) ON A GOOD-DAY SHE LOOKS LIKE AN ETHIOPIAN CRACK HEAD (7) HER P*USSY IS KINTERLESS ALL COPIES WERE RETURNED TO THE ISSUER AND MR. HUFNER WHO WAS EXTREMELY MAD AND CHARGED THE MONEY BACK TO THE MODEL WHO IS BROKE ASS. FINALLY PLAYBOY BUNNY HAD TO SELL HER BOYFRIEND “AHMED GUUSYARE” ORGANS INCLUDING HIS 3in DICK, HEART, LUNGS AND PANCREAS. THIS IS JAMAL POUTINE REPORTING LIVE FROM OUTSIDE “ ADAM HEARTLESS MEMORIAL HOSPITAL” IN SEATTLE. WA FOR KPGM AND WE WILL REPORT HER CONDITIONS AS WE GET THE UPDATES FROM DR. TUNA DRINKJUICE. |
PlayBoyBunny | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 09:58 am Zx Now why do u have describe your female family members?it's me your little bastard sis from your dad's 5th wife(the housemaid)remember? isn't that against the rules we decided on the other at the diner table....what's ours is ours, no one else had to know. Now wait til'mom learns what u did.fool |
ZX | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 10:03 am WELCOME TO MY PLANET BABY, ENJOY THE RIDE ALTHOUGH IT WILL BE A LITTLE BUMPY SO FASTEN THE SEATBELT AND LET'S RIDE.... I WON'T TELL MOM IF U WON'T |
PlayBoyBunny | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 10:08 am I have to coz now how are u going to do business on the corner with all the neighbors knowing about our sh*t...all that coz of u pig. I guess no more jaad for u and dad....and oh ya I'll tell them when I surprised u on top of Layla, our adopted sis (or so they say)..... |
ZX | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 10:16 am GOD DAMN I LOVE THIS........................ HEY PLAYBOY YOU WILL CHANGE YOUR USER NAME IN 1 WEEK...SO BRING ON ANY WEAK GAME U HAVE AND LET'S PLAY....... I WILL TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THE DAY THAT I HAD TO HELP U OUT AND TAKE THE WORMS OUT OF YOUR P*USSY, IT WAS ONE UGLY SCENE CUZ I WAS SICK FOR 3 MONTHS...REMEMBER THAT DAY...I'M SURE U R. |
PlayBoyBunny | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 10:36 am oh ya I remember the worms that u thought was a female cum and put it in your mouth...how can i forget that day! it was the 1st time u saw a kinter(sorry it had to be your sis's)...and the worms kind of look like cum to u and u had to digested. u pig. what did mom told u about opening your mouth for everything? |
NINXOON | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 10:51 am ZX LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL YOU ONE CRAZY ASS NIGGA, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORKS MAN. PLAY BOY BUNNY REFUGEE ASS BITC*H,I HEAR THAT YOU ARE CLINICALLY DEPRESSED DUE TO THE INCIDENT ABOVE REPORTED BY MR.ZX.........230 POUNDS DARK AND UGLY AS EVER HUUH, I AIN'T SURPRISED , TRICK GO AND FIND YOUR MISSING KINTER. |
PlayBoyBunny | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:00 am Ninx now u want my own brother to &^%$ u. ZX what? now u r a F^%$#t too....i'm telling mom mom, mom it was true what u said about zx, he's funny like that...and the time when zx was trying to insert a baseball bat up his *&^$% wasn't a lie. damn zx u'r digging your own hole(LOL) |
NINXOON | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:08 am PLAY BOY BUNNY HOW ABOUT THIS: (THE STARVING REFUGEE EDITION) ( AFRICAN PLUS SIZED WOMEN EDITION) ( UGLY EAST AFRICAN GIRLS EDITION) ( CLIT-LESS GIRLS EDITION) ( AFRICAN GIRLS WITH HERPES EDITON) DOES THAT SOUND FAMILIAR???? |
PlayBoyBunny | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:12 am ya Ninx your ultra ego as a fagg playmate |
ZX | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:39 am hey what's up ninxoon............ playboy b*itch I guess u r getting tired of me already huh??? remember I told u that the road is full of bumps so hang around h*oe. Cuz I know how ugly u r, and I think I'm hitting the spot and that's why u r mad. let's play |
PlayBoyBunny | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 11:50 am me mad....don't compliment your lack of solid rebuttals bro I was just giving u and your partner in bed, I met in crime, a taste of my poison aka cum want so more? |
ZX | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 12:05 pm BREAKING NEWS…………………… WE HAVE JUST RECEIVED NEWS FROM IMMIGRATION CANADA SPOKE PERSON MR. FARAH VIAGARA THAT THE ILLEGAL ALIEN PLAYBOY BUNNY WAS CAPTURED LAST NIGHT AROUND MIDNIGHT BY IMMIGRATION OFFICERS. MR. ADAM TYLENOL WAS IN CHARGE OF THE OPERATION AND HE TOLD KWPG WHAT HAPPEN. THIS ILLEGAL ALIEN WAS HIDING FROM THE AUTHORITY FOR LONG TIME, AND THE REASON WE WERE LOOKING FOR HER IS THAT SHE IS INFECTED WITH HIV AND 4 OTHER MAJOR DISEASES SUCH AS (MAD COW, LW/123) AND WANTED TO CAPTURE HER BEFORE SHE HAD THE CHANCE TO PASS THE DISEASES TO OTHER UNSUSPECTED CITIZENS AND INNOCENT BY-STANDERS. BUT UNFORTUNATELY SHE HAS ALREADY DONE HER SUBSTANTIAL DAMAGE. WHERE SHE INFECTED: (1) MAD-MAN (2) A SRI-LANKIAN SECURITY GUARD. (3) A JAMAICAN DRUG-DEALER AND A FATHER OF 17 KIDS (4) A POLICEMAN WHO WAS LOOKING FOR A QUICK FIX. (5) An IRANIAN CAR RENAL AGENT AND A PROUD FATHER OF 2 (6) AN EITHIOPEAN CRACK-HEAD (7) A 40 YRS OLD SOMALIAN CURRENTLY ON WELFARE (8) AN AFGHANI REFUGEE WHO IS WAITING TRAIL (9) CHINESEMAN WHO WAS COMPULSIVE GAMBLER (10) A BRAZILAN TOW-TRUCKER WE TRIED OUR BEST TO CAPTURE THE INDIVIDUAL BUT SHE MANAGED TO HIDE WITH THE HELP OF HER PIMP MR. FOOTO CASEE WHO ESCAPED THE COUNTY AND FLED TO TANZANIA WERE OUR OFFICERS (NINXOON, JAYLANI, THE BOSS, KH) FLOW TO THAT COUNTRY TO BRING HIM BACK TO JUSTICE. MEANWHILE PLAYBOY BUNNY WILL BE IN COURT TOMORROW TO FACE: (1) 250 COUNTS OF STEALING DILDOS (2) 170 COUNTS OF ATTEMPTED TO STEAL (BOTTLES OF JIN, HENESSEE, CORONAS, VODKA) (3) 20 COUNTS OF ELUDE BEHAVIOR. (4) 13 COUNTS OF 1st DEGREE MURDER, 15 COUNTS OF CHILD BATTERY. REPORTING LIVE FROM OTTAWA, THIS IS JANE ADVIL FROM KWPG |
PlayBoyBunny | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 12:10 pm "Jane" a female name.....Hummm a identity crisis or a wishful request towards transvestism? u tell me bro....and mom wants her Bra and Unsii back, I told her u might be the one responsible for their disappearance. don't hate me for that aight?see u at the diner table....we'r having Hot Dogs(we know how much u like to suck on them before chewing) |
ZX | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 12:20 pm U R RUNNING OUT OF WORDS HUH????? STOP USING THE SAME LINES ON EVERYBODY....U R GETTING TIRED I KNOW YOUR KIND..... COME UP WITH SOME GOOD STUFF CUZ FROM THE WAY IT LOOKS U R NOT IN MY LEAGUE AT ALL AND I'M DISSING MY SELF TO WRITE BACK TO A ROCKIE LIKE U...... COM' ON U CAN DO BETTER THEN THAT. JAYLANI WIPED YOUR FAT ASS. NINXON F*UCKED YOUR DARK ASS. NOW IS MY TURN TO PUT U WHERE U BELONG ( THE BROTHEL) U R GETTING BORING FOR ME BY THE WAY I FINISH WORK LATE SO I WILL BE AROUND. IT'S KIND OF SLOW HERE. |
PlayBoyBunny | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 12:57 pm If that's not a "give up" attitude then I don't know what is... I thought u could last more than that...wait, what am I thinking, after all u r a somali "male"ther's doubt) specie and ther's no way u could last more than a female' Jay did clean my ass but we were taking turns.... Ninx,,,I didn't know he could perform without your cheering and as for u I'll see....we'll u know where! be back... |
ZX | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 01:09 pm WHEN IT COMES TO YOUNG H*OE, I NEVER GIVE UP...BUT READ WHAT U WRITE U DON'T MAKE ANY SENSE AND U CAN'T KEEP UP WITH THIS BROTHER, WHAT'S GOING ON??? I WAS DEALING WITH SOMEONE ELSE THAT CAN CHALLENGE ME SO I WAS AWAY DEALING WITH HIM BUT I'M ALWAYS BACK TO PUT THEM 'S IN CHECK.... ONE LUV... |
NINXOON | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 01:33 pm PLAY BOY BUNNY I SUGGEST TO CHANGE YOUR USER NAME CAUSE , RIGHT ABOUT NOW YOU ARE A SETTING DUCK, YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED , EXPELLED , AND ABOUT TO BE HUNTED-DOWN LIKE THE PARASITE THAT YOU ARE, UGLY ASS HO_E.... |
ZX | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 02:00 pm HEY NINXOON THIS B*ITCH IS A LOST CASE BUT I WILL MAKE SURE THAT SHE CHANGES HER USER NAME.... WUZ UP CHICAGO................................ |
PlayBoyBunny | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 02:19 pm zx don't u mean a lost cause and not a "lost case" why r u guys trying to use "english sayings" without even distinguishing P from B Ninx exposed hein? at least I ain't the one with a whole column dedicated to my insults. now what? |
Anonymous | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 03:32 pm I have a question for all of you guys. Are u all sure u don't have some kind of a crush on the girl?? Cuz it seems like that to me and i'm sure a lot of others. This was funny and clever(Zx how u cam e up with all of those coverages is beyond me but it was good/funny) and Play u are a tough chick i know that if some guys were trying to put me down like that I would probably have to take some kind of action. |
ZX | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 03:56 pm To playboy monkey: bitch I have a 39yrs srilankin his name is srimandrangn ravssanjahihammmert. who u slept with long time ago, and he wants to hook up again. I told the fool, that's your p*ussy is contaminated and full of diseases, the Moran didn’t want to listen to me and said "that bitch swallows all the cum in her mouth and that's a plus for me". So listen to me u cocksucker, I will bring this fool to u and u can do your nasty job, ugly whore.............. |
NINXOON | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 04:18 pm THIS A PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS FOR PLAY BOY BUNNY: 1- PITCH BLACK 2- EXTREMELY FAT 3- HAVE LOW SELFESEEM 4- LONELY 5- SUFFER FROM DEPRESSION "DUE TO THE LACK OF SOMALIMEN IN YOUR SORRY MISERABLE LIFE" 6- SPEND MOST OF YOU TIME IN A DARK ROOM 7- SUFFER FROM POST KACSSII SYNDROME 8- YOUR EXPOSURE TO HUMAN CONTACT IS LIMITED 9- YOUR MUTILATED HAD BEEN TAMPERED WITH BY DIFFERENT KINDS OF OBJECT INSERTION POSSIBLY BY BANANA OR CUCUMBER. 10- IN ADDITION YOU SUFFERS FROM CONDITION CALLED GH12 IT'S PRIMARY BAD SMELL AND OCCASIONAL SIGHTING OF WORMS.. IN CONCLUSION I'M DR HERSI JAMAC FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA AT DAVIS ..AND AFTER CLOSE EXAMINATION AND EXTENSIVE UNSUCCESSFULLY DRUG PROGRAM PROVIDED TO THE SUBJECT I CAME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT PLAY BOY MONKEY IS TOO DANGEROUS FOR SOCIETY IN GENERAL AND HER OWN GOOD IN PARTICULAR..THAT ONLY ALLAH'S INTERVENTION COULD CURE HER PROBLEMS.. SINCERELY YOURS, DR.HERSI JAMAC |
Anonymous | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 05:39 pm guys take it easy on the bunny, we don't have a lot of these. |
jamac guusyare | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 07:10 pm ninxoon, zx lolololo ninxoon I see you still in business taking care of our whores,lolololololol |
ADAM | Saturday, April 07, 2001 - 08:30 pm ZX, NINXOON PLEASE STOP THE MADNESS, THIS GIRL WILL KILL HER SELF. EVEN THOUGH SHE IS BAD BUT YOU GUYS ARE TOO HARSH ON HER. |
ZX | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 09:14 am PLAYBOY MONKEY WHERE R U????????????????? |
SWEET~QUEEN | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 09:37 am S/C to all Hi brothers, are you both ok? I mean Ninxoon bro was that really necasarry? Do u just hate ALL FEMALES? I just need to know because before all this madness ocurred i actually used to enjoy reading ur jokes and postings. Take care. S/c |
NINXOON | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 09:41 am SWEET QUEEN IF YOU ONLY KNEW WHAT PLAY BOY MONKEY STANDS 4, DON'T YOU WORRY WITH TIME YOU WILL C WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. |
ADNAN | Sunday, April 08, 2001 - 06:34 pm zx lololololololololo |
Nora | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:43 am zx how the u come up with funny posting man, I mean where did u get this coverage. It's really funny though |
PlayBoyBunny | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 06:29 am To those who thinks I'll kill myself for a couple of sexually frustrated skinny asses somali illiterate pigs....if u I another thing coming. I actually had to leave the country yesterday for a photo session(u should know that zx....mom took me to the airport while u were "babysitting" our sisters)we all know what u were doing....damn pedophile Ninx this playboy monkey is your role model, your icon, your female fantazy(sumething u'r dying to become)the reason why u hate pussys so much is that u wish u could take pleasure up your *&^%....sumething u still do but from another entrance. This playBoyBunny is here to stay, unless Mr H Hefner send me over some exotic location.... |
jaylani | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 07:51 am palyboy monkey, i think mr.hafner want to send you to the pink Cadillac brothel in Carson city, Nevada to gain some experience..since you are underprivileged when it comes to sexuality ninxoon and zx, you guys are funny...i guess you guys did my job while i was gone the past 4 days...good job bro's |
ZX | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 12:57 pm hey jaylani thanks man and welcome back... to playboy monkey: I guess u went to Atlanta Zoo for the zoo edition of playboy. U along with some ugly creatures..... Keep it up girl. photo edition my foot |
Anonymous | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 10:38 am zx lolololol |
PlayBoyBunny | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 11:01 am "ugly creatures".......synonym of the somali men specie. That's why Mr Hefner does not allow me to associate with somali men |
jamac yare | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 11:06 am zx lol man if I die laughing I'm gunna sue your somali a$$, keep it bro.... |
JAYLANI | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 11:16 am playboy monkey, NO SOMALI MAN IN SAN DIEGO WANT TO ASSOCIATE WITH MONKEY..OR EVEN SEEN WITH ONE.. SO KEEP ON DREAMING..CAUSE 4 SURE YOU AIN'T GETING NONE FROM SOMALI MAN...UNLESS YOU GET HIM DRUNK OR..SLIP GH12 IN HIS DRINK...THEN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM...OTHERWISE..NO SOMALI DICK FOR YOU PLAYBOY MONKEY... BUT I HEARD THAT THE ZOO ARE REQUESTING A MALE BABOON FROM UGANDA TO BE DELIVERD..TO KEEP YOUR BLACK ASS COMPANY..SINCE NO OTHER ANIMAL IN THE ZOO WANT TO HANG-OUT WITH YOUR FILTHY ASS |
PlayBoyBunny | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 11:27 am is that how u attract males by date-rapping them Jay. If only Ninx knew that his drinks were infected....just like his rear end Can ZX be that BABOON FROM UGANDA coz he'll have fun with the other MANSION'S maids...maids=somali men |
jaylani | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 11:55 am playboy monkey, that baboon was 4 you...your soul mate " and as you can tell(they request an african one just for you) |
ZX | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:27 pm TO PLAYBOY MONKEY: BITCH I HEARD UR ON WORKING COMPENSATION CUZ U SPILLED A HOT COFFEE OR YOUR DARK ASS AND ON ONE OF YOUR LOYAL CUSTOMERS AT THE COFFEE SHOP, AND THE ONLY REASON HE IS NOT SUING YOUR WORK CUZ YOUR MANAGER ASK U TO SUCK ON HIS COCK UNTIL HE COMES IN YOUR FACE 3 TIMES A DAY. IT'S ALL GOOD BUT I WILL REPORT THIS TO YOUR CASE WORKER MRS. LINKLATER, AND HAVE HER CUT YOUR WELFARE CHEQUE BY 78%. I'M SORRY BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT . I GUESS U HAVE TO GO TO THE FOUR CORNERS AGAIN AND DO YOUR THING. |
ninxoon | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 05:12 pm Computer Diagnosis One day play boy mnkey complained to her friend, "My mouth really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." Her friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Just put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs ten dollars." play boy monkey figured she had nothing to lose, so she filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, she poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have infected tonsils Avoid sucking dicks It will be better in two weeks. Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, she began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. she decided to give it a try. she mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from her dog, and urine samples from her 45 blind haitian boy friend. To top it off, she masturbated into the concoction. she went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample, and deposited the $10. The computer made the usual noise and printed out the following message: Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Yourhaitian man is using cocaine. Put him in a rehabilitation clinic. And your cum showed that you have Aids. So you have nothing to live for.. |
ZX | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 01:06 pm lol ninxoon what happened to playboy monkey?????????????? |
JAYLANI | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 01:17 pm SHE IS HAVING A PHOTO SHOT AT SAN FRANCISCO ZOO ALSO A VEDIO SHOT AT NORTH CAROLINA JUNGLE |