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     | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:12 pm My parents set me up with this supposodly "real" gentleman-no the jat smoking somali trash you find on the streets they said. They even suggested there might be a marriage going on-the nerve. Anyway,He called and invited me to dinner and a movie. I dressed in a stylish long skirt and nice blouse. When I answered the door, he looked me up and down and said, "That's what you're wearing to go roller-skating?" Being a good sport, I changed immediately. Before we went roller-skating, he said he needed to stop at the mall and pick up his new glasses. I said fine, not wanting to ruin the date. Even though it was FREEZING, he parked in the farthest parking space so as not to scratch his car or get a door ding. He then took me to Long John Silvers, (Nothing against LJS, I just thought for a first date he might want to take me some place a bit nicer.) When the check arrived I offered to pay. He let me. Then we went to the roller rink. He went off by himself to 'freestyle skate'. There were a couple of junior high thugs that followed me around the rink and tried to grope me. Finally we went to the theatre and when we were walking into the theater, I walked right into a garbage can/ask tray, which left my shin bruised badly. I was mortified, but we laughed it off. When we reached our seats and sat down, I noticed his breath was terrible! It was so bad, I tried to breathe through my mouth the entire time, so I couldn't smell it. Also, it was around 9pm, and I hadn't eaten a thing (I thought we'd be going to dinner before the movie), and my stomach growled through the whole movie. If that wasn't bad enough, the movie has several graphic love scenes which made me uncomfortable seeing with someone on our first date. When the movie finally ended, he asked, "Have you had dinner yet?" I said that I hadn't eaten, but I wasn't hungry - hoping to end the date early. But no, he took me to dinner anyway, and it was terrible. We both just sat there looking around the whole time. We couldn't make eye contact. After dinner, he took me home. I didn't want to be rude, so I let him come in for a little bit to look at some pictures and to use my phone (he said he needed to make a call.) Again, trying not to be rude, I walked him out to his car. I felt very uncomfortable. We just stood there, nodding our heads and staring at the ground. He tried to kiss and hug me but ewww I just said macsalaama and made a run for it. So this was like three weeks ago and today I see him at the gas station-pumping gas-and he comes up to me and says, "you know you were pretty bad date". I told him he was a sonofabitch, slapped him on the face, and drove home. I mean please, are there any decent somali men out there?
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| | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 02:49 pm BIGMAMMA(lol for the name) i have a few questions(and please don't think i'm bashing you ar any thing like that)just take as a friendly comments and questions why did you slap him????????????????????????/ is it o.k for him to slap you???i don't think so so if you need 50/50 relationship..control your temper first.... bad breath??? did you offer him a mint or gum???? long john silver??? did you suggest otherwise.... no conversation going on???? did you try to start any conversation or that was his duties too sweetheart...don't take me wrong..every story has 2 side we haven't heard his side yet!!!! and it take 2 to tango...so if you are going on a blind date...there are certain expectation from men and women as well.... p.s/ i wasn't trying to be in his side...but these were valid questions...and i'm not saying he should've showed up with that stinky mouth smell neither...all i'm saying is..you just didn't like the guy from the get go...and all these elements added more gasoline to the fire.......... any way..BIGMAMMA..i just wish you more successful dates in the future.....peace out 
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:12 am this sounds like basra ...dont u agree people?
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:35 pm no I am not basra-thank goodness and jaylani, thanks. next time i'll leave my parents out of the picture.
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:41 pm "sweetheart" no somali men will use those term unless.....well y'all know where I'm going with this. Jaylani check yoself befor u wreck yoself... BigMom if your dates r turning that bad with members of the opposites sex, try what jaylani did. GIVE UP AND START LICKING SOME CLITS
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:51 pm that is not only sick it is also illegal. Unless you have something nice coming out of that potty mouth of yours, keep it between your legs-you pervert.
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| | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 10:12 pm liten bitch, your breath was so stunky angels on the sky died. hey guys, if ya wanna date.... the brotha who date that bitch got games so u should take notes..... 1.first let the bitch pay. 2.do not feed the bitch 3.take her to rated R movie (even though the bitches ain't getting horrney) 4. grap the bitches by her belly button and go up all the way to tities.(he didn't do that, but is kool) 5. use the bitches phone to make long-distance calls, like somalia
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| | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 12:04 am Now let me express my experience of that night. First of all it wasn't your parents that set us up ok! We met before they may have made any suggestions to you. Marriage never even crossed my mind dear sister. I called you the morning of that day and we discussed what we should do, rather then just make the decision on my own. I informed you i would be dressed casual[jeans, trainers] and you exhaled "tnx that makes life easier since i can wear the same". I don't drive so i don't know what you talking about i got there by the 786Bus where i waited for two hours for you to show up. When you finaly showed up the first thing you said was "hope you didn't wait long" right? We went for a drink before anything to get the dau rolling and you strong coffee and i had tea. Before you took one sip of that coffee you took out a packet of 20Malborough ciggerates, we accupaid a small circular table, and you blow that first slug right in my face, i so wanted to vomit on your face at that moment. I managed to contain my inner termoil just to accomodate your stinking habbit. You finished your cigerate half way through your drink and you had to light a second cigerate to finish of the rest of your drink... did i mension you put 8sugars in your coffee common sisters that is wack! My face was bright green by the time we finished and made tracks for the next destination of this deadly appointment! You never even saw the cheque because they always place the cheque under the male's drink on the tray so stop the lies! We never did go to no ice rink cause you didn't know where it was, that was not my town i was just a guest in your town sister. Theatre man it ain't my fault you got no coordination in your walking and your head spinning from nicoteen overdoze. I would have offered to massage your shin but glad i never, you would have said i sexualy assulted you or something. When we sat down i was chewing on the strongest gum xxx hot brand so you sad sister if anything you would have smelt strong mint throught that whole period. You sat yourself in a corner and seem to get stuck in your seat which a gentleman should only admit that it was under designed and i think it was meant for a 5year old backside. I wonder why 2 mixed race girls moved from two rows away and sat next to me and started dialoge? may be you made it seem as if you weren't with me and you made little effort to get involve and tell them to back off, gentlemen can't disrespect other ladies when on a date that leave a bad impression on the date. Hahahaha there was one sex scene and i made the excuse to go to the boys-room, walaahi you are something else. Dinner boy! need i insult your eating habbits, no i won't. I made all the conversation and you just seem as if i was a television box! I never took you home but walked you to your bus-stop and who made calls using who's phone calling 2different men calling them "honey,darling and sweet heart" you even right infornt of me said you wear with just a friend! I did hug you and as i neared your face i was hit in the nose by a cocktail of strong cofee and a dozen cigerates consumed durring the date! while we were cheek-cheek i notice you have not yet discovered the thing called perfume! your coller gave away the cleanliness of your shirt. There was a hole in your arm pit and the trousers you wore was several sizes too small and looked as if it would burst any minute. We have not met ever since but you had the nerve to express your discontent with my effort... especialy as i noticed you dump the beautifull Red Rose i gave you in the dustpin just as my bus moved off. If you did call me a son-o-a-b1tch, you know how much i love my mom, i would do you harm, and if you did attemp to slap me knowing what i do for a living as a night clup bouncer i'd pick you up like the drunk you are and throw you to the floor... Decent Somali men? I think you would make a perfect Monicate Lewinskyi for Cigaal so you Hargeisa and apply for the post!!! he your decent somali man! Where are the decent somali sisters??? mrsaxiix@hotmail.com
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 01:02 am hahahahahahaha @You both!
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 05:22 am threatening me with physical violence-you don't have the mental capacity to talk with me so you wanna fight-stupid lout. i'll slap you and call you an indecent slob all I want.
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| | Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 06:35 am Bimamma you are so slow your slap would arrive in the next century! yawn come come you could talk! i made a correction that is all my lady. It think you were disappointed i didn't pursue you that night any further then i would pursue my grand mother. You say you are a lady but you lied out of you otherside :-) excuse my language! i made sure you had the best time you could possible have had and this is how you show your appreciation! my my? what is the somali community coming to? I could not have possible behaved any gentler then i did that night! Tell me why you should hate me when i treated you like i would expect anyone to treat my sister on her first date? You have made a big bubu bigmamma! i was not to blame for your unexplainable disappointment! Just let the truth out please? what should i have done to increase your fun and excitement? Would you like another date and this time don't hold anything back just ask for that which you fancy?  How ever you want it! or are you still waiting for the desert part of that date? i mean it is upto you, i ain't the one complaining! What do want to have made you even post in the first place... i must be an idiot to have even corrected you..shiiiiiii.
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