     Habon | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 03:26 pm
TOP 10 REJECTIONS used by a WOMAN
10)I think of you as a brother.(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "deliverance"
9)There is a slight difference in our ages.(I don't want to do my dad)
8)I'm not attracted to you in "that" way.(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on)
7)My life is too complicated right now.(I don't want you spending any time with me or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing)
6)I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my cat& half gallon of ben and Jerry's)
5)I don't date Men I work with.(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same "solar system" much less the same building)
4)It's not you, It's Me.(It's You)
3)I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something
as boring & unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you)
2)I've sworn off men.(I've sworn off only men like you)
1)Let's be Friends.(I want you to stay around so I can tell you all the men I meet) |
| Habon | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 03:34 pm
TOP 10 Rejections Used by MEN
10)I think of You as a Sister.( You're Ugly)
9)There's a slight differce in our age.(You're Ugly)
8)I'm not attracted to you in that way.(You're Ugly)
7)My life is too comlplicated.(You're Ugly)
6)I've got a Girlfriend.(You're Ugly)
5)I don't date my Co-workers.(You're Ugly)
4)It's not You, It's me.(You're Ugly)
3)I'm concertrating on my career.( YOu're Ugly)
2)I've sworn off from women.(You're Ugly)
1)Let's be Friends.(You're sinfully Ugly) |
| gabar | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 05:33 pm
Haboneey maxaa noo ceeweenay..as sisters..
now no one will believe us
We have to come up with new ways then. |
| HaTer-GirL | Monday, April 09, 2001 - 08:33 pm
LOOOOL@@@@@@@HABON
GIRL U R KILLING ME HERE WORD UP#6
DAMN GIRL THIS IS HILARIOUS,KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK SIS.WALLAHI U CRACK ME UP. |
| Anonymous | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:12 am
the best write-up i have read all month! thanks Habon! |
| Habon | Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 03:13 pm
Hey...No problem, there's more to come,,
It's all intended for loughs or atleast a little bit of humor...I can't help if most of them are true though...loool
Gabar..don't worry sweety, there's a lot I didn't write...specially my favorite one,"I know there's someone out there for you, she just aint me.(I hope there's another dorky that would take you so you would leave me alone)"looool |
| Ninxoon | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 02:11 am
Like we wana hear about gaal lines.These are the somali womens lines 4real.
1.How much you make?
2.What do you drive?
3.I am faqash
4.I lost viginity to a nigerian
5.I got a baby rom a paki.
6.Do you like anal
7.I got aids
8.You have to do my mom.
9.I take it from a dog.
10.I'll do our son. |
| Ninxoon | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 02:14 am
Like we wana hear about gaal lines.These are the somali womens lines 4real.
1.How much you make?
2.What do you drive?
3.I am faqash
4.I lost viginity to a nigerian
5.I got a baby rom a paki.
6.Do you like anal
7.I got aids
8.You have to do my mom.
9.I take it from a dog.
10.I'll do our son. |
| Ninxoon | Wednesday, April 11, 2001 - 02:14 am
Like we wana hear about gaal lines.These are the somali womens lines 4real.
1.How much you make?
2.What do you drive?
3.I am faqash
4.I lost viginity to a nigerian
5.I got a baby rom a paki.
6.Do you like anal
7.I got aids
8.You have to do my mom.
9.I take it from a dog.
10.I'll do our son. |
