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What Makes You Somali ?

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Konan

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:55 am
I was born into a Somali family in a foreign country. I am a member of the ever growing populations of foreign born Somalis. I am accused of not being "Somali" particularly by my Somali Somali relatives. I like certain aspects of Somali culture but not others. I have adopted some certain foreign cultural practices and mannerisms. What I can't figure out is What Makes a person Somali besides having Somali blood ?

Konan

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Morphius

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 04:01 am
Nothing else!
-not food
-not dress code


Except Language. So learn it.

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Amina

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 07:30 am
May be a Somali passport (?). I wasn't born in somalia but I am as somaali as hell! no one can tell me otherwise, no one has that right. You are what ur parents are, period!

Furthermore, the somali culture ain't revelation, U don't have to love it ,U don't have 2 agree wit it all...and there is good and bad in every culture babes including our own!!

hope dat helps,

peace n love

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Playah

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 07:37 am
YO the one thing that make me somali is the big ass and the head. Just joking.

Peace.

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Asma

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 07:56 am
Maybe the problem is you don't wanna be or aren't proud of being a Somali cause I don't think anything specific makes one a Somali it is in your blood and ain't nobody gonna teach you how to be one sxb.

A little advice, for a start- start mingling with the Somalis like you are one of them and stopping putting on airs with your" I was born in a foreign country" attitude. I am sure that would do wonders.

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spike

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 07:56 am
what makes somali. that is an intersting Q.
I think it is the family tree or the qabiil.
I know some somalis that are mixed , but everyone
believes they are from somalia and also they believe that themselves.
But the thing is the ones that their fathers are from somali are considered to be somalis. the offspring of the women are not considered somalis, at least the ones I have seen.

So i raise another q. Is the mixed offspring of a somali women, considered somalis?

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Honesita

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 08:08 am
Konan.......a lot of my friends also tease me and tell me u r not Somali......thats when i get all mad and feel like kickin' life outa them...!! I feel i am somali 300% walaahi.......i have the culture, the look, the language, the every little thing that defines bein' a somali...true i have not seen the land....but how important is it when i feel like i belong no where else but to Somalia...!! Yes we do have some stupid thingz in our culture......but look at other cultures...can u say that culture is perfect...can u say that culture fits me more than the somali culture......naaaah...even if u say yes.....chances r that the culture u r trying to adapt is not gonna recognize u as a pure follower...!! U know what i mean right...!!
So be proud of ur Somali culture....it is the best identification that fits us...!!!! U know pple look at u weird when u say u're not Somali....it is written all over our faces...I AM SOMALI...!!lol

adios

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gadfly

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 08:17 am
haven't we all learned by know? You don't have to be born in somalia to be somali. the ancient ritual of becoming somali involves

1. drinking caano garoor, eating bur, consuming goat meat

2. making sure you maintain a weight of 120 or less

3. have your macawuus/diric handy at all times

4. make sure the smell of uunsi surrounds you at all times.

5. treat all other africans, including ethiopians, like dirt-although they might even be richer than you.

6.and if you're really desperate to obtain your somali identity-smoke jat.

7. visit your local zoo to get closer to the camels.

8. qabil qabi qabil

9. sing along with your maryan mursal tapes-when done, rewind and listen again.

10. and when in daubt-smoke jat.

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dhoore

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 08:31 am
What makes me a somali?

That is good Q? Let me tell you what makes me a somali
this is simple one the look, damn I look different from others seen what I mean. When I am walking on the street everybody around me would automatically know dat I am from somalia.... We have unique look but some times ppl will confused the difference Ethoipians and us. But hey we can tell the difference who cares others.. 2 more thing the language and been muslim is something dat we are definitely different from other..
I hope dat help your Q?

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TIMEMAGAZINE

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 12:05 pm
I EAT CANGEELO EVERDAY.

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somali

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 12:09 pm
my forehead

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1/2 and 1/2

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 12:13 pm
my big dick

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ninxoon

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 12:24 pm
what makes you a somali.......huuuuum


for a men to be well under 99.29 pounds....

for women simply to be kinter-less.....


I hope that answer your questions

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kellly

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 01:53 pm
What makes you Somali
The way you speak. Gotta have somali accent. Naa,
Ganging around with some of your somali fellas.
Too, many Foorjo(jokes), ANd be kind to the ladies.

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sheikh cabdi

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:03 pm
i assume you are a male. so let me list what makes a man a somali:
be very proud,almost vain of your identity
be proud of being a muslim
respect women. for men it's a shame (ceeb) to insult women, or even argue. the somali man respects women in general, and somali women in particular regardless what they say or do to you.
you have to have the "waxkasta waan daadshay" attitude.
lastly , let me repeat and reiterate of the most important point-never insult or say anything about women. the strong and the brave charecter of the somali man will otherwise be lost.

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?

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 03:12 pm
shike cbdi,

you are kissing up to the women here
are you trying to get hook-up??????
what's up shike are you getting older and you are in desperate need of wife?????

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sheikh cabdi

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 04:06 pm
hey "?" iam not old or desperate at all. in contrary iam young and proud. at a tender young age, we used to be told by elders that never to physically hit women,argue with women, and never ever insult women. ppl go war in somalia on such things. the great somali "warrior" only challenges other men,not the women.
on a side note, i love somali women, and thanks i do have a decent sister. i hope i sattisfied your curiosity. it's just that i cann't stand some stupid boys always insulting women,in every little discusion. see men never picker that much,even among themselves. insulting women in a sign of being a sissy.go and talk to your dad about the values i mentioned above.

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Amina

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 04:55 pm
gadfly looooooooooooool but hey I didn't know U can smoke qat. boy U really do live in lala land lol U forgot to say having the arogance of a king... when U are nothing but a qaxooti!

Sheikh cabdi Ur a sweet adeero... waxaad tahay oday biid'ah lol... rageedii!!! These ciyaal have a lot to learn from U walaahi! U see a lot of the 'brothers' on this forums have adopted the hip hop mentality... they think dissin women makes them look big!! But that only shows their batty man tendencies.

peace n love

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Governo

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 05:49 pm
Kanon
its tough to answer how you want to see but its easy to explain how you may understand if your mother and father are Somali's regardless where you born your ancestries were Somali and that your native or Original inhabitant came from Somalia. and the Somali constitution says the one before the civil war and the ones now existing every state any Somali family and their children regardless where the children born they can't lose their heritages ,,the children are automatically Somali National..

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SpoiltRichGirl

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 07:13 pm
KONAN
Being a Somali is a Gift not a curse and I found out the hard way. I was born in Europe into a multi qabiil somali Family. I took a special liberty in trying to be inquisitive about our culture. As a little girl I loved reading the Somali Newspapers, and boy did I ask a lot of questions. I would stop my mother in the middle of the afternoon and ask her to translate a whole song for me. I would ask my dad on my way to school what a certain word meant. And as the first born in my family I relied on my own instincts. My friends still taunt me of not being enough SOMALI but who cares............If I talk in Somali, Dress like a moslem girl, act like a Somali.....Guess what..I AM A SOMALI 100% and noone has the guts to imply otherwise.

PEACE

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MUSLIMsista

Friday, April 13, 2001 - 05:03 am
for me its gotta be:
1. i was born in somalia and my parents r somali(not that thats a prerequisite ppl).
2. i cant live without xalwa,lol, man i luv that stuff.
3. my diric, goorgarad and garbasaar.
4. i luv the smell of unsii.
5. i speak somali.
6. alhamdullilah am muslim.
7. i am qaxooti,lol, thanx to idiots whos unfortunately share the title of somali with me.
8. my DNA
thats all i can think of for now. all i gotta say am proud to be somali, and long live SOMALIA.

NINXOON:
so u believe in female circumsion?damn brother thats harsh, that somali style is harsh and not to mention freaking brutal, akhas, just the thought of it makes me sick. and im still somali and alhamdullilah havnt been brutilised.

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BESBASO

Friday, April 13, 2001 - 05:55 am
MY HAIR
MY SKIN
MY COLOR
MY PARENTS
MY LANGUAGE
MY BODY
MY SOUL
MY LANGUAGE
MY RELIGION
WHAT DOESN'T?
IAM SOMALIAN THROUGH AND THROUGH, AND SO PROUD OF I FEEL FULL.
I LIKE BEING SOMALIAN, SOMETIMES THEY IRRITIATE ME BUT I GET OVER IT FOR THEY R MY PPL.
WITHOUT THEM IAM BUT ANOTHER BLACK PERSON LOST IN THIS WESTERN CIVILIZATION WITHOUT IDENTITY AND CULTURE.
ALTHOUGH WE ARE NOT A PERFECT SOCIETY WE HAVE OUR MOMENTS.
AND LET'S NOT FORGET OUR FAULTS.
FOR ALL IAM PROUD TO BE A SOMALIAN WOMAN

LOL
I HOPE U ENJOYED THIS PIECE OF PROSE I WAS INSPIRED

BESBASO

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Anonymous

Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 01:41 am
lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

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Abaay

Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 02:03 am
Salaamacaleykum!!

Sheekh Cabdi, aad ayaad u aqli badantahay, Allaha kuu siyaadiyo..

You can´t say that there is one thing that makes u somali, there a lot of things, u get those things from the bulshada you grow up with....

One thing that makes me very proud is that, meel walbo oo aad tagto, oo aadan maanta dad ka aqoonin
haduu qof soomaali ah ka soo hor baxo, lagama yaabo in uu maanta meel cidla ah kaaga tago....

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Asiya

Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 02:22 am
To: Ninxoon

Sxb a piece of advice, keep sticking your head in those cheap porn magazines that have probally been your other half for so long.

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DICK

Saturday, April 14, 2001 - 06:57 am
KONAN

I HAVE BEENG ASKING MYSELF THAT Q FOR LONG TIME .NOT AN ASWER YET.IT IS REALLY HARD TO BE SOMALI.

HONESITA,

I AGREE WITH YOU ONE CAN NEVER BELONG TO ANOTHER CULTURE WHOM HE OR SHE IS NOT BORN BY BLOOD.


TIME MAGAZINE

LOL@CANJELLO.....I EAT IT EVERY DAY....AND THAT IS THE ONLY THING THAT REMINDS ME OF MY ROOTS.

BESSBASO

LOL@YOU

MUSLIMSISTA

KEEP IT UP.IAM WITH YOU.


SPOILTRICHGIRL,

LOL YOU FOUND THE SECRET AT EARLY AGE.DID YOU FIND YOU SECRET TO WEALTH TOO.IAM STRUGGLING WITH POVERTY.....CAN YOU HELP?


NINXOON

HEY LEFT-HANDED-BITCH HOW COME YOU NEVER GET TIRED OF TALKING TRASH.I THOUGHT I TAUGHT YOU SOME LESSONS.FAG OF HELL.


SHEIKH CABDI,

MUCH RESPECT....MUCH RESPECT.....MUCH RESPECT!

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