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A BREAK THROUGH MIRACLE FOR ALL FARAXS IE:NINXOON :)

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GhettoGirl

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 01:29 pm
Being ugly is no longer a problem there's hope for all you farax's out there! It's called "FARAX-MAGIC" it can turn an average day farax into a hotboy in just a matter of seconds! If you are not already convinced look at some letters, I got from satisfied customers!

Letter From MR.NINXOON:

"Being FAR from drop-dead gorgeous, it was always hard to find women
That wanted to have anything to do with me. Let me tell you, I tried
Tried everything I could think of to get attention from women. New, fashionable
Clothes, working out... I even changed my hairstyle! However, it did not help. I
Was almost invisible to beautiful women. I knew if they just got to know me,
They would truly like me, but they just did not want to have anything to do with me.
Until one day... I was reading an article in the newspaper about this new scientific
Breakthrough, which involved human sex hormones, called pheromones. The
Article explained how these so-called pheromones could instantly
Attract the opposite sex!

I was a bit skeptical at first, but I figured I really had nothing to lose by trying
It. So I jumped at the opportunity and gave it a shot. The very first time I
Used the pheromone concentrate, I was shocked at what my eyes were
Seeing! Almost every woman I came into contact with smiled and actually
Initiated conversations. It was unbelievable. I felt like a 'sex magnet'.
Everywhere I went, I had babes checking me out, like I was a piece of meat.
However, I did not mind. I loved it!

However, that is not all! I now, happily, have a gorgeous girlfriend who fulfills my
Every dream and desire. And I owe it all to this amazing new breakthrough."


FARAX MAGIC is getting rave reviews from major critics

Daily Farax times says, "it's the best thing since magools last album"
Xalimo and Shuun "Give it to thumps up way up!"
BBC LONDON "There's finally hope for us Faraxs Out there"
Maryan Mursal "This is a great idea, maybe I should buy some for my husband (Ahmed Ali Egal)"

The list goes on and on… You know what they say, "seeing is believing" So why do not you try it out for yourself!

Shipping is only $5, no matter how many bottles you get! All orders will be
Promptly shipped via Dahabshiil. The packaging will be discreet to
Insure your privacy. These are 100% Guaranteed products!

This is a great gift idea, so order extra for friends! They will love it!

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ninxoon

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 01:41 pm
THIS GHETTO GIRL'S UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY:

1-as a child her family couldn’t afford to take her to the hospital
To be circumiscised .So they hire an old blind man who does it by
Trade. The thing is instead of him stitching up her ••••• he mistakenly
Stitched her ass, and now she shits form her mouth as suppose to her
Ass. That explains her filthy mouth.

2-as a child back in Mogadishu she was molested by an Indonesian
Diplomat who subsequently arrested tried and found guilty however,
When the honorable judge Gulaid Abdul star was trying to sentence him
to 25-life. The Indonesian diplomat begged the judge to at least take a look
At her. so the judge reluctantly comply and order hater girl to come to the court
When the judge saw her, he was like damn son, and then he turned to the young diplomat
And said son I wouldn’t even give you 2 days for this ugly ass •••.

3-as a teenager hater girl became a groupie to who’s who of entertainment
from sulva to hassan Adam smatar .she even bragged about screwing ahmed and cantar
Najii at the same “galiin” .But the occasion that have risen here status as a groupie
To startnum was when she proclaim to have given Hadrawii his first blow job ever
And you need to keep an eye on the fact that blowjob was unheard of back in
The days .Even Hadarawii appreciate it and eventually wrote a song about it
Title:MY FIRST MADAX………..

4-Her pubic hair is like the Amazon jungle where you could find from every day
Animals such as dogs and monkeys to exciting ones such as the koala and the
Cambodian cat. Not to mention the extinct mammals like the mammoth roam her
So called pubic hair.

5- Her ••••• is contaminated with toxic waste. That the center for disease control
in Atlanta had to be called in by her friendly Mongolian neighbor when he noticed that
His plants and 2 of his pet dogs were either dying or on their way to slow and painful
Death that after they had been exposed to her filthy •••••.

6-Her ass is like three butts in one.And that’s why apparently she hates g-strings
she even went one step further by trying to assassinate Sisco when he wa in Toronto
cause he sang the famous thong song.

7-She apply for student loan not to study of course but she applied for it so she could
participate in HAGBAAD you know what I’m talking about then as soon as she got
her 15.000$ she took the money and went stright to khadija cassy , any ways when her trun came to get the money khadija cassy is no where to be found. The poor girl was
left with no money no education and debt to the federal government.BY THE WAY DON'T MISS THIS WEEK'S AMERICA'S MOST WANTED WHERE:KHADIJA CASSY IS FEATURED.

8- as you all know by know she suffers from POST KACSII SYNDROME which
Scientist from east Vietnam University found there is a link between the disease and •••••
Rash, fungus in the ass, cancer stroke and last but not least sudden death.

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Anonymous

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 05:55 pm
looooooooooooool@GhettoGirl
To:Ninxoon

Stop recycling your overused garbage! your getting tiresome

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Spectator

Thursday, April 12, 2001 - 06:50 pm
Ha! Haa! ha! This is hillarious!
1 for Ghettogirl - and 0 for Ninxoon!

Ninxoon, come up with something original. You keep recyling and using the same tired old lines with everyone.

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